/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10405464
Dynamite.

>>10405464
I'd be upset....if it was PBR! Its the best beer after all.

>>10405464
Very carefully

I'd invite all my friends over to play jenga

>>10405464
I wonder how that would play out on an episode of
Columbo.

>>10405464
drink it over the course of a few years

>>10405481
If you drank only a 6-pack a day, it'd last you over 9 years. Canned beer is supposed to last 6-9 months for their "best by" date. You'd need to consume slightly over 12 six-packs per day for 9 months to drink it all before it started to lose its good quality. I'm sure with a nice cold cellar you could extend their quality much longer.

>>10405464
>stole a bunch of beer and pepperoni
>in Canada
Is this a joke? That's the trailer park boys gimmick

>>10405464
They stole beer, pepperoni, and beef jerky...
The fuckin way she goes, boys, this shit is straight out of Sunnyvale.
There's no way they'll get any normal store to buy the stuff. They're gonna have to use it all for a business in the park. Maybe Julian could start another nightclub.

>>10405469
shillposts are coming off as botposts, these days

>>10405481
You're gonna need a bigger gut

>>10405464
Sell them to a shady convenience store owner. Or go visit a college town and find someone throwing a party.

Sell them to al/ck/

>>10405464
Start a pop up hot god shop.
Offer a free can of beer for every hot dog purchased.

>>10405684
>shill
Might want to learn what that word actually means, retard.

>>10406014
>hot god
mmmm hot gods

From the top to the bottom, in that order

>>10406043
Silly me, turns out I'm retarded. Well, life will be much easier from now on.

Thank you for opening my eyes. I don't know what I'd do without the kind words of strangers.

>>10405464
One at a time.

>>10405464
>Police in Longueuil, Que., are asking the public to help them find thieves who recently made off with nearly 20,000 cans of beer, dried beef and Jack Link's brand pepperoni.
>The goods, worth nearly $1.5 million, were stolen on March 12 at a warehouse in the Boucherville district.
>Officials say the cases of Grolsh brand beer and the meat were in three delivery trucks on the site.

How are they going to unload all that Grolsch? It's popular enough, but not popular enough to be unloaded in that vast quantity before the expiration date passes.

>>10405675
less memey than the maple syrup heist at least

>>10405476
>>10406097
>>10406359

>>10406388
Get a shipping container at a location, load bear into said crate, ship internationally.For a 1mil payoff at lower cost for fast dumping, its still worth the initial investment in shipping etc.

>>10405464
Plenty of dive bars or other sketchy establishments would buy it up in a heartbeat. We've had a few meat stealing operations here and I'm sure most of was sold before the cops or the owner even knew.

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/around-50k-worth-of-meat-stolen-from-high-end-food-distributor
https://globalnews.ca/news/4000966/sherwood-park-meat-stolen-seafood-rcmp/

>>10406388
Injun reserve brudder.

>>10406101
Anytime, retard.

>>10405464
How do you even disable an alarm system. Asking for myself not a friend

>>10408097
You need a man on the inside.

>>10408479

Your mother needs a man on the inside

>>10408508
huh?

>Grolsch in cans

But why? Grolsch bottles are insanely useful and almost free since you're buying the beer anyway. Buying four swing-top bottles at a homebrew store would run you probably right bucks by themselves. The only bad thing is that they're not brown.

I'd construct a street stall out of them that is seemingly impossible to get out of.

>>10405464
That's the week sorted, but what would I do for the rest of the weekend?

>>10405684
>https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/20-000-cans-of-beer-stolen-in-boucherville-1.3872169

My first thought was
>The Boys are at it again!

>>10407454
where did the bear come into this situation?