/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The only people who ever talk about having epic fiery shits are Americans. It doesn't happen to the rest of us who eat normal food.

>>10398800
This, I'm American but I didn't grow up with black pepper as an 8 on the spice scale. I've never had "fiery shits" after spicy food

>>10398800
what is this obsession??

>>10398805
Huh?

>>10398794
This. Everytime I shit that bright red fire, I tell my self "never again" but I keep coming back.

>>10398794
If I eat raw habanero's yes, cooked no problem. Into ghost pepper and carolina reaper territory then I'm not having so much fun.

Sugar free candy, made with sugar alcohols like erythritol, xylitol, maltitol, etc.

On top of the tremendous gas production, it draws water into your bowels. I think it's "osmotic diarrhea."

You will purge the entire contents of your intestines. Violently. And that's a good thing. You feel so light and refreshed afterwards

>>10398794
For me it's espresso that gives me wild shits, also for some reason alfredo sauce fucks with my bowels

I only get fire shits if I eat hot peppers like habanero, jalapeno, etc. I have had pepper extracts that I thought would give me the shits, but it didn't

Booze. After a weekend bender, I shit water and brown precipitate for days.

>>10398794
I literally don't care, I don't let my ass dictate the food I'm allowed to eat.

>>10399035
I'd let her dictate me to eat her ass

>>10399035
I don't think that was the question.

>>10398800
It's always funny when you feed europeans ketchup and they turn red because it's too spicy for them

>>10398794
White Castle is the only thing that can make me shit. I regularly take Laxatives.

>>10398800
>spices are American
?

>>10398805
my friends from reddit told me it was the hottest meme on 4 chan xD

where are your pants?

>>10399405
>mfw europoors don't shit naked

Dominoes pizza. Every fucking thing on their menu gives me extreme shits and I don't know why.

>>10399421
>shit naked
>trot around the house in a blanket with sleeves with shoes on

>>10398794
beer.

>>10399421
why would I do that?

>>10398794

>>10398794
nashville hot chicken always gives me the ring of fire

>>10398794
Al/ck/ and IBS here so my shits are fucked at the best of timesbut whenever I make tex-mex I will have a sloppy shit within the hour. Not the worst shits but it always seems to happen

>>10399482
it's very invigorating

I ate lots of candy and a microwave dinner and then decided to also eat 2x spicy chicken noodles and I can somehow feel exactly where in my intestines the crap is until I shit it out. You're not supposed to feel the heat but it still somehow hurts in my stomach even though it tastes pretty good.
Never eating that crap again desu. and also not going to a supermarket high again.

How truthful are the Amazon reviews for sugar-free Haribo gummies?

>>10398800
>the virgin European firm poop
>the chad American explosive diarrhea

anything dairy because im a lactose intolerant faggot

>>10399654
very true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

i havent experienced it from the gummy bears myself, but when i was in high school my mom did leave out a bunch of cookies which i didnt even notice were sugarless and i ate way too many of them. woke up the next morning pissing lava out of my ass so bad all day i had to skip school. whatever sugar substitute they use in that shit is unholy and should not enter a human body

>>10399700
Yeah they put this artificial sweetener in sugarfree candy called Malitol that works as a laxative. My father is a diabetic so we've gotten him sugar free candy in the past, but he said it caused the worst diarrhea ever.

At least I know if I ever feel constipated or need a colon cleanse, to just down some sugar free gummies.

>>10398794

All food makes me shit

>>10399576
ill try it next time

>>10398794
spicy food doesnt do much to me, i think because im pretty used to it now
but oily slops of shit fucking destroy me, i ate some greasy fish and chips two days ago and have had terrible loose shit since then

>>10401025
Same for me, the only time I've gotten a stomachache and diarrhea within the past few years that wasn't from spoiled food was from really greasy Chinese takeout. I'm pretty sure they deep fried everything, even stuff that wasn't really supposed to be deep fried.

>>10398794
kfc

>>10399783
Yes but some shits are worse than others

>>10398800
Thai and curry give me the most shittiest shits. Can't even make it to a bathroom gotta go in the streets.

>>10398794
thai red curry makes my asshole bleed but I still eat it 2-3x a week. pizza paired with whiskey also makes me shit myself

>>10398794
Nothing my shits are the same no matter what I eat because my intestines are not fucked up

>>10401144
POO

>>10399097
Europeans have taste buds, fucking yank!

>>10398800
Mexico

I don't understand why or how people have these painful shits or terrible diahhrea from spicy foods. Do you all have something wrong with your colons?

>>10401327
it's pretty simple - capsaicin irritates the nerve endings in the rectum and anus.... some folks are more sensitive to it than others

>>10398794
The few times I've actually had painful shits were when I had eaten Naga Morich chilis without chewing properly.

Oh and once when I got constipated and eventually shat out a beer can sized turd that made me bleed.

>>10398794
>>What foods give you the worst shits?

Never had a worst shit, but...

Major Diarrhea Producers:

30 minutes;
Peanut Butter, straight out of the jar, eaten off a spoon.
KFC, at least 1 piece of chicken.
Burger King, something about the flame broiling.
Taco Bell, anything from there.
Jack in the Box, fries only.
Potato Chips, any kind, in any amount.

1-2 Hours;
Oatmeal, if more than 2 cups of oats. (I love oatmeal)
Eggs, only if fried or poached.
Undercooked pork, bacon mostly, I like it pretty rare.
Sausage, Jimmy Dean or Owens Valley, Spicy type, I usually eat this raw.

3-6 Hours;
Bananas, only if I eat more than 4. (Love bananas)
Rasins, if more than a cup in a single serving, but never the golden ones.
Cabbage, this one gets bad, lots of gurgling and rumbling.
Apples, but only if more than 6. (fresh picked are nearly irresistible)

>>10398800
Swedes have like nothing spicy in their diet, and get angry when something is "too spicy" (barely any)

flinstones vitamin gummies

>>10398794
You know that hot chilli sauce that places like Manchu Wok have? That. Same deal. I love it.

Lol, you taste the shits?

vodka and cheetos is a recipe for swamp booty

Just wanted to post this beaut.

>>10401509
Nice one mate.

>>10399097
ketchup is disgusting, take some creme fraiche, chopped habanero, black pepper, a little bit of salt and minced garlic.
that's a good condiment, not some shitty articial sugarsauce like americans like so much.

hi guys im american wanna talk about me? ;)

>>10402004

>>10398794
Korean Fried chicken, along with pitcher after pitcher of shitty lager. Doesn't stop me from going back again and again though.

>>10398804
Hot Cheetos are just mainly greasy deep fried corn. It's not the spice that's the problem. Eating too much greasy foods gives most people diarrhea. It's just the combination of too much greasy food + the spice to give it burn when it's exiting that makes it bad.

Either a massive amount of dairy , or a Normal amount of cabbage. Cabbage ruins me . Oh and corn

>>10398794
These are at least twelve times worse than anything on Taco Bell's menu. This is why you never get the munchie meal set

>>10398839
I've read that maltitol can be bad, but I haven't had a problem with it so far.

>>10398794
I got a $35 buffalo wild wings card, I had horrible burning shits every time after

>>10401414
My parents are mexican so I grew up eating a lot of spicy food, but when my nose gets runny I get pretty upset. Food shouldn't make your nose runny. It's gross. Besides that though, tasty and painful.

>>10403353
You would hate being me.

Basically anything I eat that is spicy or even just served warm/hot will cause my nose to run. Shit's fucked up.

>>10398800
t. lardibum

>>10398800
I have to agree,
>undergrad degree in UK
>ongoing masters in USA
>UK
>buying from mid to mid high range markets sainsburry and tesco
>normal shits
>USA
>buying from mid to mid-high range markets, ralphs, traders joe
>weird shits consistently

No wonder you have a very large population with bowel cancer, there is something very very nasty going on in your food.

>>10401987
>he doesn't put ketchup on his steak

>>10398794
Milk but I still drink it daily.

beer or any excessive amount of alcohol. Currently enjoying laxative like affects after binging for the past week, it's so gurglely and the smell is rancid. I love it sometimes

>>10398794

That image reminds me of one stinky dinky. Probably the funniest and most retarded thing I'd ever seen on /tv/, and the last time I ever set foot there.

>>10404114
...so you get the screaming shits daily...that a fucked up weightloss program you invented for yourself?

>>10402656
It's the opposite for me.
Jack's tacos are fine but anything from Taco Bell makes me sick.

>>10398800
>>10398794

>>10398794
Pickles.... they are my kryptonite
Also black coffee.
Epic bum gravy with those things but I just can’t help eating them when pissed. Morning coffee is also a great “clear out” ready for the day

how the fuck do people conflate gastrointestinal disparities with what they eat? you would probably get the same fiery shits no matter what. it's predisposed in that time frame as a symptom of your shitty gut.

I eat spicy foods all the time, wings with habanero and stuff like that. But Louisiana Hot Links give me the chocolate shotgun with dragon breath rounds. They're not even really hot, but they hit me harder than ghost pepper jerky.

>>10404937
i think it has to do with how much fat is in the hot dish, i don't usually get hot shits, but hot dishes with lots of oil where the capsaicin dissolves into the oil tend to give me hot shits. Also, i once made vodka shots with some fresh peppers in it, that also gave me some of the worst dragons breath shits. Maybe because the capsaicin is dissolved it more easily makes its way to the poop chute?

>>10398794
I fasted once for a week and initially was going to eat just watermelon, but I stupidly got tempted to eat more and ate some buffalo wings. Within 10 minutes my stomach was aching really bad, and I ended up on the toilet with the worst diarrhoea I've ever experienced in my life. It was flaming hot and my ass was burning and stinging really fucking badly. I was probably in the bathroom for a good hour or two before I'd finally got it out my system. My ass ached and burned for days after though.

>>10398794
Korean noodles
And butter chicken did it for me

>>10404086
You also forget that most americans are raging alcoholics.

>>10405346
Burgerland isn't even in the top 20 alcoholic countries

>>10405366
>implying people would ever lie on a survey
wew.

>>10405371
Which survey?

>>10405371
>Implying anecdotal evidence is more valid than a survey
(you)

I'm lactose intolerant so any time I have dairy and I don't take lactaid pills or they don't work I'm in for hell.

But the worst shit I've ever had was when I ate the "Angriest Whopper" from BK... the one with the red bun. It wasn't even spicy but I had horrific burning hot acid piss coming out of my ass the next day. I've never had a shit so bad in my life.