/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10392546
Any food, if you eat enough for long enough.

water

>>10392575
Unironically this, you can drink fuck tons of water and if you don't piss it out your brain swells and you die an agonizing death.
There was a radio station that got in trouble because they had a "Hold your wee for a Wii" contest and one of the contestants died from water intoxication.

Nutmeg is a common one because of the myth about getting high on it. But any spice at toxic levels will be easily tasted and will be considered a suspicious excess in an autopsy.

Eating lead is pretty effective

Apple seeds have trace amounts of arsenic in them

But it's probably easier to die choking doing the cinnamon challenge or some shit

>>10392617
You'd have to eat about 6lbs of appleseeds all at once for it to be lethal

>>10392546
potassium, you can buy it in pill form too

>>10392596
or you can just drown

>>10392640
Not agonizing enough for OP.
Unless he drowns himself in the ocean, it can actually take up to 20 minutes to drown in sea water.

>>10392667
I presume that's if you're relying on your body to just naturally sink

>>10392546
You'll need a shitload of apples. Rather, you'll need a shitload of apple seeds. These contain cyanide which is deadly at high doses.

Blend them up into a powder and add them to a fruit smoothie. Consume, convulse, expire.

>>10392599
>any spice at toxic levels will be easily tasted and will be considered a suspicious excess in an autopsy
wouldn't want to be accused of his own murder now would he

you could put a tube down your throat and pour enough salt to be kill

>>10392705
Not if he wants it to look like a mistake, no.

>>10392546
Down a cup of cinammon

>>10392673
Something to do with the fact that fresh water instantly absorbs into bloodstream and can kill you much quicker whereas salt water causes your lungs to fill with blood and you suffocate instead.

Im no scientist

>>10392764
This. You can even still drown from sea water after you've been pulled out if even a little bit remains in your lungs. Your body tries to correct the salt imbalance and you drown in your own fluids.

>>10392546
>suicide by /ck/
A better "accidental death" is suicide by /out/.
When it's time for me to go, I'm just going to go on a solo hike and never come back.

>>10392546
A large glass of 5 hour energy could do it.

>>10392546
salt

Raw beans and chickpeas are pretty poisonous. I remember a newspaper article from a few years back where twenty people or so who were attending a vegan congress had to be hospitalized because they had eaten raw bean salad. I would definitely not go down that route though anon, death by shitty poison is usually horribly painful and protracted and you hhave an excellent chance of surviving it with internal organs like liver, esophagus or stomach utterly fucked up or you will keep on living as a vegetable with your cerebrum fucked. Get a plastic bag and a bottle of helium or nitrogen instead, totally painless I have heard.

>>10392599
I smoked nutmeg and passed out for 30 hours

>>10392938
But then they send out a rescue team, risking lives and wasting resources. Or, if nobody knows where you disappeared, you cause a lot of extra anguish and leave people stuck hoping for the hopeless.

>>10392575
>>10392596
do it with beer instead.

>>10392546
Go buy all the apples you can afford, pull their seeds out, toss them in a blender and blend the shit out of it, and drink it. I suggest blending them with apple sauce because applesauce is delicious.

30% vinegar can kill you.

>>10392599
>myth
https://erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Nutmeg.shtml
It definitely gets you high

>>10392546
Soy sauce
Chinese have been using it as a suicide method for a long time.
Drink a soy sauce bottle
(don't actually)

Eat 10 McChickens

Drink a lot of soy sauce.

>>10394417
>>10394420
it just turns you into a soy-boy...

no seriously, how much do you have to drink? why is this dangerous?

>>10392617
>arsenic
Cyanide you dumb motherfucker, not arsenic.

>>10392638
Oral potassium has a lousy LD50, for it to work effectively you need a massive IV dose.

>>10392764
>Im no scientist
Obviously.

>>10394451
Probably more than half a decent sized bottle im guessing.
You die from the high amounts of sodium

>>10394483
ok, thank you

>>10392546
Cherry pits, bitter almonds and apple seeds, as all of them contain cyanide

>>10392546
Bleach

>>10394486
it would be an extremely long, painful and agonizing death

>>10392546
chew the follow to die from cyanide poisoning.

Cherry Pits (about 3~5 pounds)
Apple Seeds (about 5~7 pounds)
Peach Pits (about 3-4 pounds)
Raw Almonds in the Shell (about 3~4 pounds)

The problem is that the Cyanide poisoning is a slow process depending at your rate of consumption. Meaning you'll be undergoing non lethal toxicity, which can do some real physical and psychological damage. (Especially when your hands/arms go blue)

If you want to die a bit quicker than than, go look for some mushrooms, eat a poorly prepared pufferfish, eat a blue ringed octopus. Eat a Potato that has gone bad.

If you want to do a long term suicide, go grab a 50 pound bag of potatos and put them in a warm wet dark place with a little light and no ventilation.
Go back down in about 3~4 months and pretty much die instantly.

>>10394511
Yeah. I once filled a glass with water and drank it not realising it had bleach in it. Far from a fatal dose, but even then those sharp internal pains like there are knives pressing out from in your belly were awful. Poisoning would be a really unpleasant death.

>>10394516

Can you explain me how the potato poisoning works? What gases are released?

>>10392599
>any spice at toxic levels will easily be tasted

do they taste the corpses?

>>10392546
drink a quart of soy sauce, recieving 250x your daily intake of salt will kill you. Unless you dont want your friends to call you a soyboy at the funeral

>>10394587
but the la beast drank like a liter of soy sauce and came out fine

>>10392546
I know that if you down a bottle of Soy sauce you can just die.
Probably because of the amount of salt? I dunno

>>10392596
Things that never happened: the post.

>>10394587

If you were 80kg rat you would need around 240g of pure NaCl to have 50% chance of death. That's almost 2L of soy sauce depending on NaCl content. But we aren't rats so you would need to test it on humans.

>>10392546
Just use hemlock.

>>10394808
I don’t know about that one, but another station had a water drinking contest and a woman died. Maybe he was thinking about this

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/

>>10394808
>56% goblin detected

>>10394483
>>10394486
>>10394511
i doubt you'd die from it. My mother once gave me ccough medicine of a heaping tablespoon of sugar, only she had mistake the containers and it was a heaping tablespoon of salt. I thought the bitterness was the cough mdeicine and forced it down, but I vomited it all up a few minutes afterwards. Most likely the same thing would happen with the soy sauce.

>>10394808
It actually happened desu
I remember hearing about it on another board.
Wee for a wii rings a few bells

>>10394511
For you

>>10392546
Penises. Oh wait, you’re already trying that.

>>10394808
It absolutely did happen, iirc it was an old Opie and Anthony bit. The woman actually had kids too which I'd guess is why she was trying to win a Wii in the first place

>>10392546
Hemlock can be confused with wild carrot, so if you were to eat several taproots of hemlock, people would just think you mistook them for wild carrots.
or you could just give yourself a liquor enema and have people think you were just a weirdo and not actively suicidal

>>10394160
Anon I'm genuinely curious please elaborate.

>>10394919
You can definitely die from drinking too much water as it depletes electrolytes like sodium to dangerously low levels.
>drink 2+ gallons of water/day for a month
>become a literal paranoid schizophrenic
>family things I'm on drugs, bound me and haul me to emergency room
>blood tests show no drugs but potentially lethal low sodium
>they admit me and restrict water intake for several days and I come back to normalcy
>medfags tell me I was dangerously close to fatal seizure or coma and not to drink more than 8 cups water/day unless extremely active and then to take sodium tablets.
Yes, too much water can indeed kill you.

>>10394461
>obviously
Wow scathing remark from our resident scientist, what a smart guy, cutting AND witty.

10g's of salt would do the trick but please dont do it OP

>>10395061
kek

>>10395096

This is the only reliable answer OP. Water hemlock, yew, and other sources of cardiac glycosides are super toxins, as they're potent and orally bioavailable. Of course, it's relatively difficult without research, if you dont live /innawoods/, and if you're out of season. Wild mushrooms are more easily found, but liver/massive organ failure after a 3 day indeterminate period is worse than any poison you can imagine short of strychnine.
Searching for exotic plants can also have the bonus effect of revitalizing your lust for life by generating an interest in botany.

>>10394370
That won't bother me, I'll be dead.

>>10394808
there was a girl called leah betts here in the uk who died because she took ecstasy and was told to drink lots of water
she was scared of the drug so she drank as much water as she physically could, and died from it
naturally, the papers the next day were demonising ecstasy, not the lack of drug education

>>10392546
Eat some Castor beans

>>10392683
>apple seeds
>cyanide
No, they contain cyanogens, which break down into cyanide if roasted.

>>10394714
that guy drank a litre of mold, he isnt the best example of how some skelly anon could off himself

>>10395994
Then just cut your throat.

>>10394372
Beer actually has electrolytes in it. You'd be drinking for ethanol poisoning. You would probably need to drink more of it to die from ethanol poisoning than you would water from water intoxication.

>>10394483
Hard to die from sodium poisoning. You typically just piss it out.

>>10394808
I realize you're just fishing for (you)s but...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1770067/

>>10392617
just smoke some cigarettes to kill the bacteria

>>10392575
You would vomit before drinking enough

>>10392596
I had a friend get high on nutmeg, I have never seen someone get so fucked up in my life
We had to walk him home because for some unexplained reason he wanted to walk in the train rails and he kept passing out and talking nonsense

>>10392546
nutmeg

>>10397383
But cigarettes are bad for you.

>>10397396
but then you keep drinking faggot

>>10394808
How new are you?

>>10394155
But then everyone will think you are a vegan. Is it worth it?

>>10395951
This. Get a hobby that involves going outside and learning or building something on your own accord. You'll find life a lot more pleasant.

>>10394808
>this entire post
It actually happened you newfaggot