/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck no, this place was packed for the no beef deal.
Had to asada tacos instead.

>>10389982
I am, there is a little ceasers a 5 minuet walk from my house.

>>10390027
pls take pics and greentext the chaos

>>10390030
About to call them and see if they are gonna honor it first. I can see little ceasers pulling some Mcdonalds BS they did with there meme sauce.

Word from someone on the inside

>Living in a downtrodden area that has a Little Caesars.
Sad!

>>10390063
>not having a downtrodden Little Caesars inside the downtrodden Kmart in your downtrodden town
Sad!

>>10390043
Lazy. They can't even supply enough dough to last for less than two hours? I worked at a different pizza place, and if we came close to running out on packed days (Halloween, typically) we would make a new batch right on the spot

>>10389982
Little Caeser's gets cocky and does promotional bet to spread brand

>bet goes horrifically wrong, and in 1 day they face bankruptcy for giving out millions of free pizzas
>chaos
>ceo eats Tide Pods™

At LC now. What do?

kekus maximus

Leaving right now lads will post pics when I get there , wish me luck.

>>10390126
kys along with all those poverty plebs.

>2 little caesars within 5 minutes of each other driving
oh no no no im about to get fed

>>10390126
>gas station Little Kaiser's

Imagine standing in line for hours for shitty pizza just because it's free.

>waiting in line for an hour or so with niggers and spics to save $5. No guarantee that you'll get it

I actually value my time, and sanity.

>>10390030
>le 56% queque

>>10390166
not everyone has time worth valuing

So it starts

Why they all are black?

>>10389982
You literally cannot go to this if you have a steady job, meaning you will only find unemployed dregs coming out of the woodwork for dem gib me dats

Guess the way they are doing it is you get a voucher then line up again to get a pizza

>>10390182
>Free food
>Why they all are black?

Take a wild guess

>>10390171
It's like if the Norks had suntans.

>>10390183
>everyone needs to work M-F 9-5

>>10390176
whats it like living is sideways world?

>>10390191
If you're not working noon-hour you're probably sleeping.
t. worked night shifts, would not stay up/wake up at 11:30AM to get $5 of Pizza

>>10389982
What is #16 and #1 anyways?

>>10390205
Why do people even bother standing in lines this big? If you're the 40th person in a line you KNOW they aren't going to have anything when you get in there.

>>10390205
If someone drove up and shot all of these people absolutely nothing of value would be lost.

>>10390126
>all those blacks there for gibs
Why am I not surprised?

>>10390074
The Kmart in my town closed the kitchen area many years ago. The whole store shut down like 2 years ago. And nothing of value was lost.

there running out of deep dish and giving out hot n readys

>>10390227
>Why am I not surprised?

>>10390126
>>10390135
Assuming any of these people have jobs, the time they are off the clock for to get this free food is going to cost more than they think they are saving. Dumb shits.

>>10390126
AYO HOL UP

Christ I feel bad for the employees

>>10390240
Definitely. Like some cuck on the Internet said, "it's only free if your time isn't valuable. "

Almost there

HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN THAT
THERE
WUZ
FREE
PIZZA??????

>>10390264
my store ran out early

>>10390205
>waiting 6 hours in the cold for a little shitters cardboard box of grease and cheese melted on rat turd infused dough and a bottle of high fructose sugar water to wash it down into their obese intestines with
mfw

>>10390240

What kind of shit job do you have that doesn't give you a lunch break?

Heartwarming

>>10390232
Is that you? Are you single?

I'm a girl, btw.

Time to enjoy the spoils

>>10390304
hope it's worth it

>>10390306
wasn't nearly as many blacks at mine, maybe like 3 or 4

>>10389982
Normally don't eat Little Caesars since there are better options where I live, but I have to say the deep dish pizza was pretty good. Especially for being free.

Thanks for being a bro posting this Anon

>>10390272
Nah these are outliers. I got my pizza within 5 mins

>>10390304
>that pack design

Where do you live?

>>10390313
Michigan

>>10390296
How long you been a girl for?

>>10390289
My job is great. My lunch break is as long or short as I decide it to be, which is typically 30 minutes. How much does this free meal usually cost? 5 dollars? The webm line posted earlier probably would take over an hour to get through. Most of them probably have shit wages, but I'll bet there are a few retards in that line that make over $20/hr and they're going to stand in line for an hour or more to get a free $5 meal.

Livestream from Nashville

https://twitter.com/ThisJustinTv/status/980842880938864640

>>10390086
Can you not read? There's a finite amount of pans, the dough is set (proofed) overnight. There is not enough time to proof the dough in the pans that become available in the 1 1/2 hour time frame this promotion in valid.

trolled

>>10390228
Their grilled cheese was the best shit-food.

>>10390272
>angry about lack of free pizza.

Austimos BTFO by free pizza nazi

>>10390205
people are jokes

Why dont people work for the hour+ instead of waiting for pizza. Any minimum wage job would pay more in a an hour than what a meal at Little Tsars costs.

>>10389982
https://www.euroclix.nl:443/socialto/vindennl/gbrCqjaVg3tF6csA?SRef=aXRjJKEwfAc82Z4F

Watch some uppity nigress complain about the pizza being burnt on Twitter.

>>10390421

>Lines down the street at all my LCs
It's more efficient just to buy the $5 one tomorrow if I wanted one at all.

Just got mine

Line was so long had to wait outside. As I was leaving I heard one of the workers shout "We can't take any more orders" because it's after 1pm

Drove away as everyone started shouting angrily

fucking 10/10 experience

>>10390436
>not sticking around to watch the fights start to break out as you eat your pizza in the parking lot

>>10390436
So now we wait for the chimpout. Could this become the szechuan sauce fiasco 2.0?

>>10390426
That pizza looks great. Niggers are fucking retarded.

>>10390452
KEK

>>10390335
kek
it reminds me of how coinbase suspiciously goes down for "maintenance" whenever bitcoin starts crashing

>Pizza Hut/Papa Johns/Dominos:
>"sorry sir it's after 1pm, we have to stop"
>"ah, alright

>Little Caesars
>"sorry sir it's after 1pm, we have to stop"
>HOL' UP

>>10390335
Actually took time to have a sign made, normally it's just an 8.5 by 11 piece of paper, Trolled indeed.

>>10390030
>Horde of spics waiting for free shitty pizza
God bless America

>>10390270
too much pig, not enough slam.

>>10390356
samwell tarley?

>>10390317
17 years

>>10390463
>Going to Papi Juan's and asking for the free pizza

Pizza Hut > Dominoes > Papa John's >>>>>> shit >>>>>> Little Caesars

>>10390415
>His job doesn't pay give him paid lunch breaks!

>>10390074
That's pretty vaporwave.
A E S T H E T I C

>>10390501
Who's that dude on the left?

>tfw local LC ran out of deep dish pizza
>instead of just ending it early everyone left in line got a regular pizza instead for the same deal, just without the soda.

>>10390166
>I actually value my time
>Browsing an Ethiopian Cave Art forum

Sure, Anon.

>>10390510

>>10390030
>>10390126
>>10390135
>>10390176
>>10390205
Its hilarious that the exact type of people you expect to see are there. Fat, poor, minorities, white trash, Mexicans, niggers

>>10390030
>>10390126
>>10390135
>>10390171
>>10390176
>>10390205
>>10390259
>>10390306
Jesus Chirst on a fucking cracker.
I got mine in about five minutes. I couldn't imagine waiting in line with all the niggers waiting for gibbies.
I can just see the chimp out videos coming in the next few hours.

>>10390511
la creatura...

Will there be chimpouts if a store runs out of pizza?

Finished my free food about an hour ago
I felt full by the 2nd slice, ate the whole thing anyways and now I feel the food coma overtaking me
Do people actually eat these entire things?
Am I on the edge of the fatfuck void?

>>10390732
Yes.
But, the voucher they hand out also has a buy one, get one free deal if you missed out on the initial free pizza.
So, maybe there won't be too big a chimp out.

Do paying customers get to cut in line to the front?

>>10390741
>Am I on the edge of the fatfuck void?
No, you're already a fatty and for some reason you're pretending that you got "full" from eating 1/4 of a 350 calorie pizza.

>>10390086
Stupid fuck. I work at pizza Hut and deep dish pans take a minimum of 2 hrs to proof from being frozen.
I talk to morons like you every Friday night. And wish I could just shoot you in your fat, complaining mouth.

lol i stole 10 of those buy one get one free vouchers they were handing out. im gonna eat like a king for the next week

>>10390783
meant to say after the second slice

I can feel the mass of saturated fats attempting to enter my intestines in vain
the sodium coalescing into a boulder

truly the price of a free meal

>>10390783
Fatty detected

>>10390812
>Little Caesar's - Deep Deep Dish Pizza In Lunch Combo
>Calories 350
>Sodium 620 mg
>Total Fat 14g
>Saturated 7 g
>omg you guys I ate 3.5g of saturated fat amd 310mg of sodium wow do people actually eat this much food every day this is incredible what a mass of saturated fats

What exactly are you trying to accomplish with this bizarre larping?

>>10390828
You get full after eating 87 calories? Really?

>>10390306
>that nigga on 0:05
ay nigga want to start some shit

just got back
>got there at 12:15, got out at 1:30
>locked the doors at 1:15, there was still a huge line
>was the only white person there
>lots of short and fat mexicans trying to get 1 pizza for each of their kids when the promotion said 1 per family
>old chinese ladies who didnt speak english trying to cut to the front of the line constantly, got mad/feigned ignorance when told to go to the back of the line
>local news tv crew showed up and interviewed people waiting in line and the employees
>ran out of deep dish and gave everyone hot and readys instead
>ran out of drinks so they gave everyone 2 dipping sauces instead

>>10390834
>>10390832
I'm not going to tell you why you're retarded, but I'll give you a hint: serving size

>>10390832
set it to one container instead of one slice
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/little-caesars-deep-deep-dish-pizza-in-lunch-combo-pepperoni-525501854

>>10390832
>Calories 350


That's per SLICE. There are 4 slices.

>>10390837
this is the comfiest timeline

>>10390783
350 calories per slice you stupid mongoloid

>>10390448
>That pizza looks great

>>10389982
They'd have to pay me to eat that shit

Spontaneous pizza party forming outside the store. QT eyefucking me. what do?

>>10390872
eat their pizza

>>10389982
Just got back. Line wasnt bad as soon as the doors open I walked in and got my free Little Caesars $5 Lunch Combo with a Lemon Brisk Ice Tea.

>>10390426
>why y'all gave out burnt pizza today?
What's that old saying, "Beggars can't be choosers".

Any Northern Jersey go to the Paterson Little Ceasers? How big of that line was that shitfest for that poorfag city?

>>10390872
>QT eyefucking me
You better be talking about the burn victim.

>>10390901
Forgot the pic

>>10390872
The one on the far left?

Got mine in like 15 minutes, line was fast and they looked like they had truck loads. My little ceasar was on top of things.

>>10390872
>americlaps are so fat they can’t even wait to eat their greasy slop at home and eat on the sidewalk instead

waw led

>>10390912
You must live in a nice area.

>>10390899


lol Paterson

Used to get my blow there. Those niggers step on that shit too much.

I used to work at a job where almost everyone made 6 figures and lived very comfortably. Regardless when meetings ended and free bagels and cookies were given to us they would all dash like insane starving madmen to get the free food. I will never understand this it must be a psychological thing in animals despite living a comfortable life if something is free you have to get it over your fellow man. Never in my life will I ever attend these "free" food days at fast food restaurant because the time and risk of getting into a fight isn't worth it.

Who the fuck goes to Little Ceaser's? That place is dog dick nasty, of course I didn't go.

Already went. Protip it's one per household so if there's other people in your family, pretend like you don't know them.

>>10390511
brianna wus doppelganger

>>10390957
Are you fucking kidding me? These 3 fuckin nurses came in and two walked out with like 3 boxes each cept one nurse who wasn't in line and they told her she had to get in line and she said fuck that. Still got mine tho

>>10390977
I went with my brother and little sister. My brother isn't 18 yet but he's tall as fuck so he got one. We just kept our distance so the workers wouldn't figure out we were together. Saw a little kid get caught trying to get his own pizza tho. Lulz. But I'm in a poorfag city so they're probably more strict with the one per household rule.

>>10390872
>not shutting the pizza box after taking slices

>>10391013
Fucking this, people who don't know how Little Caesars is do this. It needs to be eaten hot within 20 min or else it just doesn't taste good.

>>10391011
You have to be 18 to eat pizza in the US?

>>10390197
I work night shift, genuinely disappointed it wasn't 1-3. I woke up at noon.

>>10391024
It is a carcinagen in California.

>>10391034
I have read so many crazy things about Cali that i will believe it

>>10390865
>>10390426
That's literally how it is. Nigs get something for free and then have the gall to complain about how it looks.

>>10391024
Technically the pizza is a carcinogen

>>10391024
>You have to be 18 to eat pizza in the US?
>Being this mentally challenged.

>>10390074
pictures of old dead malls give me such a strong feeling of nostalgia

>>10391024
No, but you have to be 18 to buy it, and you need to be 21 to concealed-carry it (and you need a license to do that).

>>10391046
someone needs a rockin'

>>10391061
the 80s were a better time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2BlyvN6EeI

>>10390909
he obviously meant the lolis.

Lol I got my pizza. I sat inside the store early and felt socially anxious staring at the cute girl at the register so I walked outside where a bunch of Mexicans were forming a line. Like 10 of them, most of them children. I went behind them to avoid the inevitable flip out and argument. Two fob Asian ladies got in line behind me speaking their gobbledygook but could at least speak a little english. After like 15 minutes pass the Mexicans decided to let me in front of them. Then immediately allowed like 6 more people to join their group in front of the poor 2 asian ladies who were clearly pissed. They exchanged words but the Mexicans wouldn't budge. I debated with myself whether or not to talk with the staff but basically said fuck it since I was first in line and washed my hands of the whole situation. It would not surprise me if fights were breaking out as we speak.

>>10390030
>>10390135
>>10390176
>>10390184
imagine being so poor or cheap that you wait over an hour in line for five dollars worth of slop

>>10391116
I couldn't even finish one of those personal pizzas by myself and the Mexicans were getting their kids their own. I can't imagine how bad it is in LA.

>>10389982
Got mine woop

>>10390954
exactly.

>>10391138
>Your tired of burgers
>Your

>>10391121
>thinking a line like that takes 1hr to clear
I waited 20 minutes tops and that was because I got there early. I agree that waiting in line for an hour is ridiculous but the lines move fast. The franchises have hundreds of boxes already set up by the time they open. They are basically just handing them out.

>>10391125
I thought you guys were joking, I can eat 3-4 costco pizzas easy and I could only eat two of these fuckers

So, how does it tastes?
I'm not an americlap so no little caesars here

>>10391162
Not as good as the regular, I really like the stuffed crust one.

>>10390074
laredo
a
r
e
d
o

I got there at 12:20 and was out in 30 minutes. Not as bad of an experience as I expected.

>>10390421
>>10390426
fucking lmao wow

>>10390074
When I was a kid around the mid 90s I would literally go to the Caesars inside of K Mart. Those white chairs with those white tables. It's a Best Buy now.

>>10391138
What did you get to drink

>>10391213
>fucking lmao wow

>>10391229

Stupid slut, that looks like it was actually cooked really well.

>>10390426

bitch don't know shit about the maillard reaction that look tasty as fuck

>>10390426
this is the type of person who will call and complain about the free pizza they got and demand another

the entitlement is insane

>>10390426
>niggers
I was surprised when mine came out like that, my last LC pizza was disgustingly raw.

>>10391153
not bad

>>10391321
ive had em raw too. unreal. im sure the temps are automatic andand steps are clearly written. people who work those jobs are borderline retarded.

>>10390559
>assuming I browse this site 16/7

>tfw you wake up and /ck/ is better at being /pol/ than /pol/

My LC let you ask for more than one, I was seeing mexican families walking out with 3 boxes each.

[spoiler] so did i

>>10390212
And they're doing it for some fucking pizza.
I'd rather just put in an hour of overtime at my job and buy all the pizza I want with the money I made.

>>10390832
>this guy has been downing personal pizzas every day thinking they were only 350 calories each

>>10391764
haha ikr! upvoted! i also ironically enjoy anime!

>>10390741
I feel this way whenever I eat 4 slices of normal pizza, a full fucking food coma and all my plans for the afternoon are down the drain, I can't even play video games because I'm too out of it to pay attention.

>>10391932
>was supposed to pick playing guitar back up today
>downed 4 slices of grease drowned pepperoni bread instead
It will never happen will it

>>10391764
cringe

>>10390929

>>10391694
at least you're not at /pol/

>This Thread
I want to kill all of you wit an AR-15.

>>10391973
>>10391903
>>10392076
cringe

i called ahead to order the new stuffed crust and almost beat the shit out of a guy telling me to get to the back of the line after he pushed me cops were there and arrested him he didn't get his free pizza so they gave it to me and i gave it to the person behind him

>>10389982
I would go just to cross the street with my own food so I can watch and laugh at trailer trash and shitskins line up around the block for their bread ration.

>>10390086
I'm late to the party, but you need to google "how to make pizza dough" if you think they can just have another batch ready on the spot.

>>10390872
"Cutie"?You mean the bucktoothed mongoloid in the corner? Go get 'er, champ.

>>10392076
What a coincidence, I want to die.

>>10392160
>Wanting to be killed by an angry shitskin.

>>10390613
Stop being racist

>>10391229
how can someone be this entitled?

>>10392264
Stop being vleddit.

goddam it i wish i had seen this earlier

>>10390292

If by heartwarming you mean the layers of fat surrounding those kids enlarged hearts. That little one probably has the cardiovascular system of a 53 year old male smoker.

>>10390452

That's why I'm here. I was expecting full on assaults, stabbings, etc.

>>10390837
>>ran out of drinks so they gave everyone 2 dipping sauces instead

Barkeep, two frosty mugs of your best dipping sauce good sir!

>>10392588
>how can someone be this entitled?

They've been getting gibs their entire life; on some sort of government welfare since birth, going back at least two generations now.

>Little Caesars
I forgot they exist

>>10393368
I'm surprised they're even still in business after the rat shit incident.

>>10389982
>went
>gave him my name
>waited 5 min
>got pizza
>went home and watched animu

>>10390205
Reminds me of Russian bread lines, oh how the mighty have fallen

>>10389982
>a "lunch" with an entire day's worth of caloric intake for regular-sized human beings
so this is the power of america... whoa...

Oh, it's Little Ceasars. Pass.

>>10390086
You're fucking retarded

Can Americas sewage system take it? This might be shitageddon!

>>10390074
holy FUCK this brought back the memories. I musta been like 5 years old

>>10390832
That's per 1 serving. Should say the size on their too. Aka 1 slice

>>10390929
Lil Cs tastes like cardboard after 10 minutes

>>10390166
food tastes best when it's free.

t. NEET

>>10390240

>niggers
>jobs

Heh, good one

LC near me just closed, feels bad man

>>10392093
lol. cops had to to be on scene to prevent a riot over 5 dollar slop

>>10393424
That's such a stupid ignorant comparison.
You clearly don't know shit about Russian bread lines.

>>10394188
So how do you know
Have you ever tasted food that was not free?

>>10390899
Probably massive but I don't go there, I stay in Morris county where's its safe

>>10390331
I am a manager at LC and we can wing it and proof some in 20 minutes if need be and you can hardly tell the difference. They sit in the cooler overnight to extend shelf life

>>10390426
Not even burnt. The worst part is the sloppy pepping and the side crushed in from the cutter

>>10390530
They should've given you a crazy bread instead of the soda, which is not the best replacement for a drink it tends to keep people happy. We got a memo about this like a full week in advance

>>10390802
>frozen dough

>>10390929
>americans
>mexicans
pick one

>>10391144
Keep in mind the company is based is Detroit

>>10391321
>>10391332
I see a lot of new guys shove the pizza on the conveyor belt past the start of the line, so this is an issue of the manager or person on landing not noticing/caring

>>10394182
Our dough used to be better, at least when I started working. You could save the pizzas from the previous dough for a full day and it would still be edible. I can't even get home before this dough turns to shit so I don't even buy from work anymore

man i live in a small town, but i used to live rrriiight beside a little cesars in the worst filthy fucking neighbourhood in the scummiest cities on earth. i would looooooove to see how that turned out today would have been such a shit show holy shit

>>10390074

It makes me feel like I'm in a Thomas Ligotti story.

>>10390270
>350 lb of pure muscle mass
>ran out early
>"Surry guyz, all the pizza disappeared and they're NOT in my stomach or car trunk."

>Standing in line for some shitty pizza just because it's free

>go expecting niggergedon
>Place is literally empty, employees dont know why either
>Get my pizza and leave
Gonna be a puzzler for all my days how a giant FREE PIZZA sign got ignored at a little ceasers 2 blocks from the cities crack dens

>>10395708
>advertising in the ghetto using the written word

there's your problem

I got a foot of snow so no

>>10392014

>>10390176
>woman with baby

holy shit this is sad

>free $5 pizza

It takes me 12 minutes to make $5 at work. literally not worth my time to wait in line

>>10390270
she is T H I C C

>>10390343
hey cutie. you're definitely hot & ready.

>>10390356
n e c k b e a r d

>>10390270
>>10396068
>owns a pizza store
>looks like a pizza
hmm

>>10390957
I already do that with my family

>>10390929
>>10392014
>buttblasted mod deletes the reply calling out obsessed Europeans
>but not the obsessed eurocucks shitposting
Really makes me think.
/ck/ has the fucking worst mod staff I've ever seen

>>10390030
Diversity is our strength!

>>10390296
>I'm a girl

Will Pizza Hut price match?

>>10390167
>>10390479
>>10390611
>>10396880
It's literally in Mexico City.
https://es.foursquare.com/v/little-caesars-pizza/54b04466498e4ce71666455a

>>10390415
Many (if not most) jobs have a set number of hours; you can't just work more to get extra money.

>>10397706
underage poster detected

>>10397743
?

>>10394700
u mad white boi?

>>10390510
Do you just spit out words at random without knowing what they mean in order to fit in? You fucking moron, lurk more.

>>10391694
>>10390166
Avatarfagging is against the rules.

>>10397868
Wh*te boi

>>10392092
cringe

>>10389982
This place makes me shit til I bleed. Pass.