/ck/ - Food & Cooking

everyone that posts in this thread is gay (like me)

>starbucks
>woman comes up to counter
>is literally speaking in chinese with maybe two english words thrown in here and there
>stares at me like I should have understood
>i'm alone here
>"um, i'm sorry, one more time please"
>repeats this
>"i am having trouble understanding you. could you please be more clear"
>she gives me a glare of malicious intent
>"water" she says
>give her a cup of water
>she proceeds to take the lid off and dump it on the counter, then leaves
ok

>>10379436
why do the gays always have to make sure everyone else knows about it

>>10379829

Because just like Vegans, it's a lifestyle choice that the person bases their entire identity on.

I fucking HATE when I go to my local burrito place and I get there a full 30 min before they close and they're already putting shit away and act like I'm some asshole. Dude, just fucking close 30 minutes earlier if it's gonna be such a ball-breaker to serve someone 30 min before close. Christ.

>>10379829
Find other bummers

how to get free stuff:
-at drive through, ask for a cup of ice. Park in parking lot and go into store to pour yourself a drink.
-go to the drive through when it's super busy. Order a small combo with regular fries. Pay at the window, then when you get your food say that you wanted the medium and that you wanted a more expensive side item (curly fries, potato wedges, onion rings, waffle fries, etc) . You will get a free upgrade because the employee will be more concerned with speed of service . The manager gets in trouble with the regional manager whenever an item gets voided or someone gets a refund so they don't bother adjusting the check after the transaction has been made.
-go to the drive through when it's busy. At the window let the employee know that you were there earlier but didn't get a dessert . If they ask for a receipt claim that they didn't give you one. Keep stalling until there's a line of cars behind you. Even the manager will have no choice but to give you your free cake just to get the line moving.
-scope the insides of the store for certifications on the kitchen walls and remember the names of employees. You can often get free stuff by saying something like " I called earlier and <manager name> said it was okay that I can come here for a free sandwich since you guys forgot to give me my sandwich." Do this when it is super busy because they won't bother to check with the boss.

how to get free stuff:
-at the window that doesn't take a long time to make. Do not order a dessert . When they hand you the first part of your order just drive off. Come back to the store 10 minutes later saying that you didn't get the food that you ordered at the window. The employees will comply by making you free burgers.

>>10380324
>>10380302
Fucking niggers

how to get free stuff:
-go to the front counter and ask for a cup of water. When you get the water pretend to accidentally spill your cup all over the front counter. The employee will be too busy cleaning up your mess to realize that you took the empty cup to fill it up with soda.

>>10379475
Uhave should called da police

>>10379425
NUMBER 15

>>10380135
this makes sense
complaint withdrawn

>go to McDonalds
>cause a scene
>get free stuff

>>10379929
fuggin bait

>>10379425
20 years ago i went to the mcdonalds drive through ordered a 6 peice mcnugget and asked for 10 packets of sweet and sour sauce, burst out laughing while place the order, hit the gas to get out of there because i was embarassed, hit a cub and broke an axle. i got my sauce tho

>>10380537
so you're a minority?

>>10379475
>is literally speaking in chinese with maybe two english words thrown in here and there
>stares at me like I should have understood
I've had this happen a few times before where I live in Canada which isn't even a part of Chinese owned Canada like Vancouver, etc. Fucking entitled retards piss me off. Might as well try Swedish or Swahili next since I won't understand those either, Ling Ling.

>>10380302
I'm fucking triggered holy shit

I worked @ Subway for about 3 years. There was a top tier qt that worked there with me. She eventually jerked me off all the time at work inbetween customers. She eventually came over to my place one night after work the same night i got a new recliner. I ended up fucking her asshole on that recliner that night.

>>10380785
I’ll take “things I wrote to try and impress total strangers on an anonymous image board” for $200

>>10380882
I'm glad you're impressed, anon. This is 100% true. There are way crazier things that have happened to me in my life and while working at Subway. I hope you're having a wonderful evening. Cheers!

I heard some places like Popeyes just dump biscuits and chicken on you if they're really close to closing and have excess that they're gonna throw out?

>>10380889
>getting a handjob is "crazy"

>>10381194
>implying that i implied it is
i was rolling with the thread, anon.
It was pretty grimey that she would go make a customers sandwich without washing her hands after jerking off my cock. kek

>working food service
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10379929
>make minimum wage
>managers always yelling at us to be done closing 15 minutes after close
>try and get as much done before close as possible
>there's always some asshole coming in before close making that literally impossible

>>10379425
One of the workers at Subway keeps on giving me only 9 pieces of pepperoni on my Spicy Italian instead of 10 pieces. It was the second time she did this. I think she's fucking with me on purpose and is having a power trip on being able to fuck with my sandwich right in front of me.

>>10379475
>>she proceeds to take the lid off and dump it on the counter, then leaves
based

>go to drink machine
>just hold the ice lever down until ice spills all over the floor and stop and walk out when an employee notices

>>10380648
or a mom suffering a mid-life crisis

At Starbucks, take a sip from your drink as soon as you get it. If you complain immediately about it but don't say that it's repulsive, they'll almost always let you keep that drink and remake it for you. You'll get two. The corporation makes them do it and they will love you for it!

>>10381280
I'm fuckin laffin

>>10379877
>choice

>>10381280
jesus man I go to Freddy's a couple times a month and I ask for a "couple of fry sauces" - they always give me two, but this one fucking ugly roastie cunt feels compelled to only give me one. Has happened twice now, the second time I had forgotten that she was the one that fucked me over the time before and I didn't check the bag.

like who the fuck are you to decide whether or not I deserve or need the second sauce you fucking stupid power tripping bitch. I'm fit and look like a decent person btw.

>>10381644
i'm not gay so maybe i don't know, but yeah. choice.
i'm attracted to girls but i don't have to fuck them. no one's making me. no one's making me tell every fucking person i know that i think girls are hot.

I had to go back to my old job because broke. I hate it there so much. Dirtiest, worst run meat counter I've ever worked at. But they offered me two bux an hour to come back because they can't hold on to anybody so I sold myself because I'm never going to do fuck else with my life apparently and chickened out on suicide.
I try to tell myself we're probably better than an average mexican or asian meat shop but it's probably a lie.
/blog

>>10381850
1: you probably aren't.
2: They're probably low on it or they get bitched at about it. Or both. Deal with it? The fuck you need two fry sauces for anyway?

>>10381950
Who the fuck cares? Even if the customer is a fat slob, just give them the extra cup of sauce.

4/10

>>10381950
1. is it that hard to believe that someone is not a fat ugly fuck
2. none of the other employees care, why the fuck would they get bitched at for giving out two units of their most popular sauce. If they're constantly "low on it" that's their problem.
Deal with it? If I ask for two fucking sauces I should get two sauces you roastie apologist, none of your business what I need or don't need.

>>10381950
It costs the restaurant probably less than 2 cents for the sauce at the volume that they purchase at. They make their money off the ridiculous markup on their chemically injected frankenfood, they barely lose anything on a few squirts of ketchup in some plastic. On the other hand, they are pissing off their customers and it's no wonder the Subway that keeps fucking me over on my pepperoni is probably going to go out of business in the next 6 months to save a nickel of pepperoni.

>>10382002
>it's no wonder the Subway that keeps fucking me over on my pepperoni is probably going to go out of business in the next 6 months to save a nickel of pepperoni
You don't really think the girl that puts on 9 slices gives a shit about saving Subway a nickel, do you? I guarantee you she does it differently because there's no one bothering to make sure all the employees are on the same page.

>>10381908
>chickened out
>suicide
Are you afraid of botching it? Unlikely if you're a man, we're competent like that. Otherwise what the fuck is the point, you won't live forever.

>work at fast food
>no one likes it there

>that guy who still works at his first job for over twenty five years

>>10382024
I'm pretty sure she knows it's 10 pepperoni per Spicy Italian. I'm somewhat willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was just spacing out when counting, and she does place the pepperoni one by one instead of two by two like the other Subway people. In any case, I'm leaning on the feeling that she subconsciously knows she's shorting me a pepperoni and she's subconsciously shitting on me just because she hates everything.

>>10382026
>Are you afraid of botching it?
Nah, I'm just afraid of dying and able to admit it. I guess I'll just go back to slowly drinking myself to death while thinking about what could have been, like most people in the non-minimum wage segment of the food industry seem to do.

>>10382186
>it's been eighteen years
>brother still works part-time
>they offered him a promotion because of seniority
>he turns it down and starts working less
>also starts behaving crazier

>>10382246
>able to admit it
What?

>>10382280
not that anon, but kinda retarded if you don't understand that someone can want out, but also be afraid of leaving at the same time. survival instinct is probably one of the most base of instincts that we have, as some people get closer to leaving they may also just grip on tighter at the same time - even if that's not what they had been thinking in the past, and even if that's not what they want.

>>10381908
>>10382246
start going to the gym and learn new skills instead of drinking yourself to death. if you really hate yourself enough, you can probably use some of that instinct and self-loathing to push yourself a little harder than you think you could. i use to want to throw up after running a mile when i was a kid, but today i ran 7 miles straight at a pace of at least 10 min/mile. it's not much, but i wouldn't have thought i could have done this a year ago... plus i can do a shit ton of pull ups/push ups/and whatever ego lifts that anyone else can do now too.

>>10380302
You poorfags should be shot for this shit. It's fast food, if you can't afford to just pay for the fucking curly fries then don't eat them. Gotta shit up everyone else's day and schedule because you are too fucking dumb to get a job that let's you splurge on more than one value meal option.

God damn right I'm triggered.

>>10379877
And jewishism.

>>10379475
Sounds pretty standard for chinese.

Worked at McDonalds during school.

A woman was upset that her son received a girl's toy in his happy meal and accused us of trying to influence him into becoming a "transsexual sodomite."

We hired a brony whose first day was also his last. Apparently he applied for the job because he was tired of buying happy meals in order to get the MLP toys (I don't know why he didn't just buy them separately,) and figured by being closer to the supply, it would be easier for him to get what he wanted. Funny thing is, on the day he started, we had just switched over to a new set of toys. He threw a tantrum after discovering this and stormed out.

>>10382363
What?

>>10380302

>how to steal three dollars worth of shit-tier food
wow great fucking advice, you should do a howcast slideshow, fag

I once went into a mcdonalds to get 20nuggets but then I saw a very cute girl on the mc café counter, so I went up to her and got a big cappucino and a brownie.
I was pretty nervous and she was too, she had problems putting the lid on the bucket and I said "its okay let me do it for you" in an alpha way. Then I went away to show that Im busy and not in need for her

>>10381182
this is a lie, they are negros, they take it home

The McDonald's near me is trying out new ordering kiosks like in this pic. I've tried them like twice and it's a meh experience. Fuckin' screen is too big, too many damn buttons to press just to get a fucking burger. They try to fancy it up if you're dining in by letting you take a little table setting thing and then they bring it out to you. I think I seen Chick-Fil-A doing this too.

Oh, and nobody is using these kiosks. Every time I walk in there are a bunch of old fucks sitting around talking and when they do order, the staff point out the kiosks and the old cunts refuse to use them.

>>10383090
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks

>>10379475
Don't take shit from Asian women. Beat them as soon as they give you hassle

>>10381241
Then blame the fucking manager.
Not the guy who came within business hours to use your service you dumb cunt.

>>10382363
>The inspiring anon
lol good luck with this crowd mate

>>10382270
is he schizo?

>>10382469
The thing is they're working fast food. If I piss in their face they should tell me "thank you". Their job is to make me happy NO MATTER WHAT, and they deserve no compassion or thought.

If they are forced to give me free food they should be happy that they made me happy

>>10383206
I can never tell how serious this kind of shitposting is.

People who treat service workers like slaves don't give a shit whether or not the workers are happy. You undermine your own shitiness by claiming otherwise.

>>10383238
I don't give a shit whether their happy, the point is theyre job is to make ME happy

That is IT, THEY DON"T HAVE TO DO ANYTHIGN FUCKING ELSE

If I leave happy they shouldn't have any fucking problems and should NOT FUCK WITH ME OR MY ORDER

>>10383244
You just ended your first post with "they should be happy they made me happy."

My point was that if you didn't give a shit about their happiness you would never have brought it up, because it contradicts the first part of your cartoonishly evil tirade.

>>10383247
They should be, I don't give a shit about theyre happyness as far as they don't fuck with my order and give me shit the whole time im trying to just get some food

FUCK YOU --- DON"T REPLY TO ME AGAIN

>be me
>pizza delivery guy
>leave sheet pizza on my roof and drive off
>pizza hitting ground.wav
>tell staff and they call the guy and make another
>don't punish me

>>10381216
Same
> t. Food Service Worker

>>10383090
>Spanish
America YES

Those of you working on the food industry, how the fuck do you put up with it?

Is the pay really worth it?

>>10384030
mcdonalds, its my first job, i get paid equivalent of 14usd an hour in my country for grunt work and can am saving around a 1000 usd every month after taxes,rent and food. I wish we didnt have the mfy system, it is much more stressfull than before when we stored food in a cabinet. After i have saved up enough i will go backpacking for a year across asia and oceania and then i will probably study at uni after.

>>10383238
I actually shit and piss all over the bathroom if I don't get good service, and no im not larping. Clean my shit from behind the toilet surrounded by puss puddles wagie

>>10381182
That's what chicken express does. If you come in 15 minutes to close they'll give you as much food as they can stuff into a box for five dollars.

>>10384221
This. I DESERVE good service at a restaurant. I don't need to get weird looks or condescending tones from fucking WAGEKEKS. For FUCKS SAKE, you of aLL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE CONSDECSENSIND TO AANYYONNE!!!

I WILL FUCK UP YOUR STORE IF YOU TREAAT ME LIKE THIS

NO HOLDS BARRED, I WILL SHIT IN YOUR SINK YOU FUCKS, ALL FAST FOOD WORKERS IN THIS THREAD KNOW YOUR PLACE AND DON"T FUcK WITH ME

>>10384338
says some guy early on a sunday, posting to an anime board of anonymous users he may never befriend, in response to being treated like average at a fast food joint.

>>10384377
Fuck you wagie, I'm going to mcdonalds today and ordering 3 large fries, no salt, several breakfast items at night, 2 drinks, no ice. And my usual 3 mcdoubles dressed like a big mac with no onions and extra mac sauce

And if there is ONE fucking thing done incorrectly, I always pull into a parking space to inspect every single item. I will walk right back in there and shit in the sink and piss all over the walls. I am so fucking done with youre incompetent retard asses

>>10383257
You should also help yourself to the money in the till.

>>10383257
you spelled happiness incorrectly, my superior friend.

>>10384432
No I didn't, get back to work

People with real jobs have Easter off, sure is nice ;)

i'll be picking up my order soon, keep the friers hot for me ;)

>>10384492
you know so muhc about the inner workings of a mcdonalds, i wouldnt be surprised if you work at one. probably have plenty of free time before church lets out.

>>10384398
Why don’t you post proof on here then?

>>10383090
people said the same thing about self checkout lines years ago and now they have almost replaced cashiers at the grocery store

>>10379829
How else would they find a butt fuck buddy.

>>10383152
We've moved to our first non-black neighborhood twelve years ago. He's started claiming that people from the neighborhood are following him and that I have a police radio where I can tell officers to follow him (he still dresses like a thug in his forties).

>>10384398
Anyone who has a job is more competent than you, you absolute failure.

>>10386021
>I'm happy to slave for my overlords so they can become wealthy while I eat from a corn slopped pig trough
Good goy!

I used to work at McDonald's 7 years ago when I was in high school. Always fucked with the drive through orders.

>not enough for large fries so put what I got sideways in bag and make it look like it spilt
>put half coffee half hot water
>fill mcfluree halfway and use spoon to pull it to the too
>would say ice cream machine was out of order even if it wasnt

I got more, but they're more like Stories too long to greentext

>>10380302
stealing fast food thats some nigger tier shit anon

>>10387489
desu, ive been in some tight fiscal situations where i wouldve loved to steal soem fast food if it meant i didnt have to survive the next 6 hours on soem japchae and trailmix

>>10383036
good job anon, you are truly the most alpha man I've seen on 4chan

>>10379425


I was the Wendy's thread guy. Second dau in training and I burned myself, pissed off the manager and my trainer, and genuinely got laughed at several times. Third day there they didn't even call and tell me they were out of food so I got there 15 minutes early just to leave again. Oh and some black called my fries bland and I had to give her a free one, actually waited for her to try one to see if I did well. Jesus Im pathetic.

>>10388472
Oh and after working Id wanted to order some food (I could save money since t.poor fag and I get half off everything) but they told me the register was already closed, so I took my starving tired ass home and got chinese.

>>10388472
>>10388483
thats rough buddy.
Sounds like you work with proper cunts.

>>10381617

>Be me
>Work at a Starbucks
>Read your post
>thatis100percenttrue.png

>>10380889
>There are way crazier things that have happened to me in my life and while working at Subway.
Then why did you write about this anecdote and not those, you poofter?

>>10382633

>be 20
>worked at wendys
>manager said she was going to the back to do inventory
>20 minutes go by and I've been running drive thru by myself
>go to the back to check on her
>bitch pulled a Pulp Fiction and oded in the office
>wut.jpg
>go tell only other person with sense in the store
>brings her out back while I'm slammed
>keeps nodding and begging for us not to snitch.
>GM shows up 20 minutes later
>bitch randomly screams "I'm going to the hospital!" and bolts out of the store never to be seen again.

>>10384398
The fact that you're aware all of those items piss off workers just shows me that you are a fast food wagie.

As if any of you fucks actually go out

>be me, pizza delivery boy
>first delivery
>knocks on door
>door opens
>man in front of me is completely naked, i tried to not look down
>sees further threw his house and sees also completely nude lady (likely his wife) on the couch facing the door
>he apologizes and gives me a $50 tip along with the actual money for the pizza he ordered

I know for a DAMN fact they did that on purpose.

I really should post my photo so all you rude cashiers will know who I am when I hand you my hard-earned money.

You see, if you don't say "hello" and "thank you" to me, I spring into action.

These days the receipts have the cashier's name on them. Most also have email addresses encouraging the customer to give feedback. I fired off an email as soon as I got home. Then I followed it up with a telephone call.

Today as I was filing another complaint with the manager he informed me he fired the girl I complained about a month ago. This made me wonder whether I laid it on too thick.

Maybe I did -- but guess what? I don't give a rat's ass. You WILL respect me or deal with the consequences.

Today I'm back at the same Supermarket, I step in front of the cashier and no hello. Not even a grunt. It's like I'm invisible. I hand her my money. Nothing. She hands me the receipt and the change, nothing ... for me. But the white cop standing next to her she's talking to a mile a minute. Apparently she thinks a white cop trumps a college-educated black man who runs his own business.

Wrong.

When I finally get the manager on the phone he says, "I promise you, it will never happen again."

Do the math.

>>10383244
>the point is theyre job is to make ME happy
no it's fucking not
their job is to facilitate the transfer of currency for frankenfoods in a smooth and speedy fashion. If the price is right and the food is chemically engineered to be properly addictive, this should make you happy, and that is why you will give them money and they will give you mcnuggets.
Their job is NOT to tongue your anus until you crack a smile, faggot

>>10388776
i had some greaseball try to get me fired for not giving his girlfriend some free shit when he tried to be slick with me
he bitched and moaned about every little thing i did to my manager and none of it stuck because i just told the manager that he was only mad because I wouldn't give him free shit

>>10388713
>not responding with "you're a big guy"
missed opportunity, anon.

>>10381376
>go to drink machine
>hold cup upside down
>spill shit everywhere
>wait until someone asks you what the hell you're doing
>tell them their goddamn soda machine is broken

>>10381241
Nah senpai, you gonna put opening hours on your place, you better be ready to serve them up to 5 minutes before closing, not half an hour, not an hour.
How'd you like it if I run a towing service and I say open 5-10. You call up at half 9 requesting a tow job and I just say, Nah, fuck you man. I ain't driving out there I'm almost closed.

Get a better job you fucking pathetic loser.

>>10384338
:^) This is a good thread.

>>10388827
I got some asian bitch fired once for taking credit for my work. She did that and then couldn't explain the work to our directorate, and I refused to explain it to her directly, I explained to the directorate so they saw that she was at fault. Dumb fucking bitches can't write.

Some greaseballs did that too, they would change my name off of code that I wrote and put there own in it, but yet again, couldn't write it properly in the first place, and my employers saw that when they tried to make edits and failed miserably.

Above post reminded me of something random
>3 years ago have roommate who's at the bar every night
>every new person is his best friend for a week
>one dude(a barista) comes over
>get to talking about our jobs
>dude goes on a long winded speech about how hard it is being a barista, knowing caffeine content, please tip us yadda yadda
I don't know if he felt he had something to prove with his service job since I was talking about warehouse stuff? I've put my work in food, but that solidified baristas as the whiniest fucking people under servers.

they really gotta change the channel on those tvs behind the counter i fuckin hate the chicken channel

I get people fucked who try to take credit for work that they didn't do or conceive of.

>>10388899
>hi i'd like a coffee
>make coffee
that'll be $30 don't forget the tip because i fake-smiled at you dirty gaijin

>>10388899
They're usually shit people anon. They're in a job that requires pretty much no qualifications. They think because they hang around with people who are refined and drink coffee that they're better people in all truths they're just shit at everything. They fear every single day that their job is going to be lost to a robot and there's nothing they can do about it.

>>10383090
thers one micky d's out of like 20 here that has one of these but no one uses em. the staff even try to close their cash registers in order to make people use them but no one ever wants to and its gotten to the point that cashiers take customers to the kiosk and take their orders there. also from my experience working at a micky d's i'd have to say that most of the repeat customers (which are a good amount of the customers) come for the social experience with the staff just as much as for the food.

>>10382186
>be 25
>go to taco johns near old neighborhood
>guy who's been there since I was 13-14 is still there
Holy shit I never believed this stuff happened in real life.

>>10382363
Depressed anon here and I get it. I feel like I hate everything and want out, but the idea of total cessation of existence in an instant is terrifying to me.

>>10388472
>>10388483
I aint saying it will ever become a cakewalk but the first few days of any job are the hardest. Just let the laughs wash over you like bants on 4chan

>>10388955
>work at Starbucks in college town while in college
>everyone is roughly my age give or take 1-2 years
>one particular employee never gets involved in any conversations anyone ever has
>can't actually guess her age, since everyone working there seemed to respect her distance I never spoke to her
>find out after several months of working there that she is 10 years older than me and has been working there for 8 years since she graduated college
>with an art degree

>>10382186
>>10388998

>>10388914
>>10388923
Yeah this wasn't typical drunk rambling about something you really care about, I was legitimately getting a little uncomfortable with how insecure he was getting. I'm generally a good tipper and it didn't even come up in the conversation until he said something.

>>10382236
your reading too much into it bro, she just doesnt give a fuck or doesnt know cuz she doesnt give a fuck

>>10388901
Underrated

>3am in flyover land
>South Park marathon going just before infomercials
>keeps playing some wwf endangered big cat commercial
Yeah sport/trophy hunting is lame but this isn't funny comedy central

>>10382186
>2 workers from the McDonalds I am in has been there for approximately 14 years
>Only worked 4 months there and I am looking for alternatives because the managers and some people are fucking unbearable

Keep on mind they work cleaning the lobby and the like so they don't put up with the pain that is working on the kitchen. Call me a bitch for wanting to quit but the machines break down all the time, they send new workers without telling them what the fuck to do (Happened to me as well) and complain we're "talking too much" when I try to teach these guys how to work around the areas they were assigned. Not my fucking fault you niggers didn't teach them JACK SHIT and then whine the kitchen is to slow when you send untrained workers which is the equivalent of sending a soldier without a rifle to the battle zone. Utter fucking bullshit. Some co-workers are also uncooperative bitches with a God complex because they know about the place better or been there for a longer time. Working in these conditions is unacceptable and we got huge management issue.

>>10383090
i love those, cuts one unwanted dialogue with a stranger out of my day

>>10389015
No, she is the slowest and most deliberate pepperoni counter I have ever seen. There's no way she doesn't know. I came up with a new theory that if she fucks over 20 customers she can make herself a sandwich free of charge.

>>10384659
you live in a very different world to me

>>10389071
why not complain to the person, they almost never retaliate cuz its not worth the effort i know cuz i worked at mc donalds and the only time anyone ever did anything was when customers were screaming for free shit or getting racist

>>10384030
I work catering so I don't have to deal with individual customers as much since it's mostly buffet lines. The hours are flexible, I like my co-workers, and I've rarely had to deal with difficult customers since we mostly cater higher-profile events. The only outright negative thing I can say about the experience is that our supervisor is kind of an asshole but I've learned how to deal with them for the most part.

>>10386537
I get you were a high-school kid at the time but people like you are just as bad as the customers that torment you.

>>10379425
>be wageslaving at Subway
>one day a morbidly obese soccer mom came in with her equally fat kids
>this whale orders a footlong Philly cheeseteak with extra, extra cheese, double bacon, chicken strips, double meat and all of the veggies topped with BBQ sauce, southwest sauce, ranch, mayo, extra vinegar and oil, and covered in salt
>orders similar abominations for her morbidly obese children again with over half of the condiments
>they waddle away to sit down to shovel their slop down their snouts
>a couple of minutes later she snaps her fingers at me while I'm making someone else's order by myself
>pardon myself and ask her to hold on while I finish their order
>she expels a loud snort of disgust at me for my request
>quickly finish the person's order to see what the deal was
>go over to her table and realize she ate 3/4ths of that monstrosity in 4 minutes
>she says I fucked up her order because I didn't put enough sauce on it or toast it long enough
>I'm bewildered, I microwaved the meat by itself before toasting it knowing it wouldn't heat all the way through with the 3 inch pile of meat, cheese and sauces
>she watched me do several passes with each sauce asking if it's enough
>she was being such a cunt my patience was wearing thin
>ask her why she ate pretty much all of it if it wasn't what she wanted
>"because I was hungry, what do you think?"
>Immediately reply with "I think you should be a competitive eater"
>her swollen, ugly face turned bright red and she started yelling about getting me fired and complaining to my manager etc.
>tell her she was betting rude and to leave
>next day the owner comes in to see why I got a complaint
>explain my side as corroborated by the video cameras
>owner laughed it off and said I should watch what I say but I wasn't in the wrong
I watched her come back in a couple of months later while I was working, see me, get visibly angry, and leave. Wew

>>10381850
just say "two" next time, buddy

>>10384030
i get drunk before every shift

>>10388776

> imagine having this much time on your hands

>>10388776
Kek

>>10388708

this desu

>>10388634
Tbf she just OD'd, she probably should have gone to the hospital.

>>10384338

>NO HOLDS BARRED

NOT EVEN THE FULL NELSON?!

I've worked in a Bistro for 4 years now, but here I go

>We have a break and prepare for the evening
>Waitress come over to me
>"Hey anon, the men's bathroom is pretty dirty, can you clean it a bit up?"
>Not my job, but sure no problem
>I walk in
>What in the fuck
>There's shit everywhere
>On the floor
>In the sink
>On the walls
>Clean it up, because I'm a wage slave

>>10389754

>things that never happened

If true you pawn that shit off to the dishwasher, because even your bottom tier ass is still a superior to the dishwasher.

>>10380302
you should be perma banned for promoting such egregious niggerty

>>10381877
Maybe you're gay and you just don't realize. Straight men talk about fucking women all the time.

>>10388472
dont take it to heart anon, shrug it off and try to understand youre the new guy. eventually youll look back at it and chuckle because now youre one of the guys making fun of the new guy for being new and making rookie mistakes. its par for the course lad

>>10388776
>we've gotten to the point where i can no longer discern whats satire and whats real

>>10383090
everyone around my area uses it. its essentially more lines which is probably why this food place always feels so busy and overwhelming for the workers desu

>>10386537
Tell the stories

>>10388472
>>10388483
This makes me sad. Good luck in your future anon

>>10381644
if its a lifestyle then its a choice you fucking moron

>>10388896
Company should really have source control.

>>10381877
This.

Sub-human faggots eternally blown the fuck out.

>>10389754

if there's shit or urine everywhere it becomes the manager's job to do it since they are trained to use more stronger cleaning chemicals for biohazards. The waitress should have informed the person in charge.

>>10388876
You do know of it's too far away and close to closing the tow company will in fact tell you just that
Plus you can't leave your car just wherever overnight but you can either prepare a meal yourself or find a 24 hour place

>>10388927
Yeah I find that funny is automation isn't going to be what brings McDonald's in to the future but might be what kills it
>Impliments the kiosks nation or company wide
>Start pushing staff to not use cash registers and only use kiosks
>Taco Bell or Wendy's launch's viral marketing campaign that they are a people run business for people
>McDonald's empire crumbles as they find out people like the social part of going out even for fast food
>Have to remove kiosks and all very costly alnlokg with a marketing campaign to try to correct it
If anything can actually topple and bankrupt a giant like McD it's this

>be me
>13 or 14
>part time job in KFC cleaning sit in area
>have no self respect or confidence
>get me to clean a shit filled toilet with no gloves but black bags on my hands

>>10387489
>nigger tier shit anon
you got to be kidding, nigger tier is raping white women, shooting, armed robbery, corrupting society, fighting police etc. not trying to get a free/upgraded fast food item
the post your commenting on is just cheap/jew tier

>>10383257
Fat pathetic sadistic fuck. Kill yourself.

>>10391057
t. Jew

>>10383036
pathetic

>>10388776
This has to be a bait larp but just in case it isn't literally kill your self. You are a disgusting subhuman nigger, of course you should be treated like shit, the color of your skin is shit and you are a literal ape. That cop should have lynched your black ass then hung you. Stupid fucking nigger

>>10384119
Comfy as fuck m8

>>10379475
>c h i n e s e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCLXZmMQNs

>>10388776
>Do the math
Its maths, as in mathematics
Dumb yank

>>10380302
>spend half an hour in a drive thru line for a dollar's worth of free food

@10391261
You're not even getting a (You), britnigger. In the US, we say "math" when referring to mathematics. It is the correct and preferred term in the US. Saying "maths" makes you look like a neckbeard. End of discussion, colonizer.

>>10388713
You moron. They were obviously trying to entice into a threesome. Was it a sausage pizza they ordered, by chance?

>>10391397
*entice a stranger

>>10391254
just why

>>10381850

>I'm fit and look like a decent person btw.

You couldn't be more of a fucking faggot if you tried.

>>10390822
It would probably work in cities, Panera Bread has kiosk-only restaurants in New York

>>10391254
After working in the food industry i can say that these fucking Gooks are worse than gypsies and niggers COMBINED and that's just with my limited experience with tourists.

>>10390822
I refuse to use any kiosk or automated system. If you want to fire all the he employees then the prices better drop, and drop steeply. Oh wait prices are going up? Nope, not helping you Jew my fellow Americans McDonalds

>>10391254

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ar8LnqQmuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZ4JTcpApw

They really need to give the staff spray bottles to fend them off with.

>>10390822
na people will just exploit the fuck out of the machines and scam food from them

>>10391940
They will still probably save money as the machines will be harder to scam than regular employees that don't give a shit one way or another

>>10389754

That happened to my friend who worked at a dollar store in some ghetto ass area. He said no and quit on the spot.

>>10385071
Based sensible black guy.

>>10379425
>work at a sheetz in a college town right next to campus
>drunk idiots for hours

I fucking can't stand alcohol anymore since I've had this job. Fuck these assholes.

>>10389113
>they almost never retaliate
I got trust issues. If I had complained, and I ever choose to go back to that Subway, I feel like she would step in the back for a second and scratch her ass before making my sandwich. I know most people would say the chance of that happening is nearly impossible, like a 0.0001% chance, but yeah I'm not risking it if I want to go back to that Subway in a few months. Which is a shame because it's conveniently on the path home and I was going there a lot, but meh, it was a 5.5/10 Subway even before they started getting stingy with the pepperonis, now it's like a 4/10 to me. I don't see a real upside to complaining to restaurants in most cases unless the food is absolutely horrible.
Also, it just gives me more reason to cook for myself. Way more effective economically and health-wise anyway.

>go to drive thru burger place
>”okay go to the first window”
>get to first window where cashier should be
>no one is there
>go to next window where food handing should be
>hands me drink
>I didn’t order a drink but I take the drink
>hands me two bags of food
>I only ordered two items but I take it
>”have a nice day!”
>I hadn’t even paid yet
>”thank you”
>I leave with my spoils
Still don’t know why this happened

>work at panera
>just got off work
>waiting for food in front of the counter, just browsing the web on phone
>"ahem"
>"AHEM"
>"I've been standing here for a minute. I bet your manager wouldn't be happy if they found out you're being paid to be on your phone."
>I'm not even in full uniform at this point, no hat or name tag on
>don't even get the chance to state more than "I'm not even on the clock, but okay"
>she walks away, tries to get help from someone else
>few more minute pass by, and I finally get my food
>walk past the old hag on my way out the door
>in the most condescending tone I can muster state "I hope you have a great day, ma'am"
>"hmph"

I don't miss the entitled pricks that come with working food service, one bit.

Here's my shitty blog post: I got my first job at Carl's Jr, apparently they're called Hardee's in other regions. I lied when the manager asked if I was 16, I said I'm going to be 16, but didn't specify when (about 2 years).
I worked really hard and had to do more work than my other coworkers. My boss was blatantly biased against me because I didn't speak Spanish like everyone else.
I've seen some weird stuff
>explosive diaherra in the women's stalls
>stoner who paid a $10 tab in all quarters. He managed to drop most of them while giving them to me through the drive thru window. He had to get out of his car and pick them all up
>fat guy who ordered a double six dollar burger everyday. Those are the biggest pattys we have
>guy who came in every day and ordered a plain Jr burger for his dog
>the Star mascot guy fall off the sidewalk multiple times
>my boss taking 20 dollars from the register to give to another employee because they won employee of the month. Later yelled at me for being $20 short

>>10391261
It's definitely not you failure of a culture

>>10393141
That's pretty lucky

>>10381194
kek this.

>>10380302
>>10380324
>>10380362
nog detected

>>10392120
As a 30 year old I can say that no experience is more emotionally empty than being stone cold sober in a room full of drunks.

>>10393141

Went to Wendy’s last week they changed over from two windows down to one and they didn’t ask for money so fuck yeah free food, it’s tasted so much better because it was free too

>have white customer
>spit in their food

>have black customer
>get robbed

>>10380673
I've seen fresh off the boat Asian women do this to Asians who were born here and it's fucking hilarious how incapable they are of understanding that no one here understands or even wants to interact with them.

>pick up phone
>"i want to order pick up"
>"OK, what is your phone number?"
>"516....
........
........
..........
hello?"

>>10381182

will dunkin donuts also do this?

>>10388776
>college-educated black man who runs his own business
This is where I realised the story was a complete fabrication, rather than some narky autist

>>10391245
im not complaining, im 21 and pretty much pants on head retarded without any good schooling to speak of and can still make enough money to live comfortably.

>>10379425
>work in a papa johns with single bathroom
>family of brown people, indian or mexican go into said bathroom
>proceedes to destroy it with shit and not even flush
>nigger and family walks in and sits down to stare at menu
>gaggle of old ladies walks in and places an order and leave
>black guy gets up and asks "do you know where the nearest pizza hut is?"
"yeah it's down the street I think."
>black guy seems to be confused by actual answer
>uhm I'm asking because I was here first and you should have taken my order first.

The only thing worse than a black customer, or a tourist is a combination of the both.

>>10379425
>service jobs
I will NEVER work there. Working there made me lose faith in humanity.

>>10393960
$40m is granted by the Labor Dept. to blacks for starting businesses

>>10388811
Underrated and such

>Ghetto gas station night guy
>Between coorporate training videos manager teaches me to play ball for those ebt bux
>Ignore shoplifters unless they take a retarded amount of stuff
>If someone orders a pizza and wants it rung up on ebt mark it as an uncooked pizza
>Phone cards stay behind the counter until cash is in hand
>Rotate the lighters in the display or the front ones will be empty in a week
>Make sure the sweet tea containers are cleaned and full by 4 am, 430 the same woman comes in for 3 gallons every weekday
>Sitting homeless are okay, standing homeless and people picking through the garbage must be shoo'd off
>All food must be prepped for the day and in the freezer between 2 am and 5 am
>All food in the hot display must be ready by 5 am
>Coffee is supposed to be dumped but if you keep it rolling from the day before nobody ever really notices

>dude goes into bathroom
>Dude doesnt come out for 2 hours
>Manager is the one that notices because the cashier couldnt gove less of a shit and I was in the freezer
>I probably wouldnt have noticed either
>Manager knocks on the bathroom door
>*click*
>Pantsless man sprints out and into the parking lot, across the road and into the woods behind Rite-Aid
>There is shit smeared on the floor, on the mirror, inside the paper towel dispenser
>The remains of a rotisserie chicken, bones sucked clean and scattered around
>Half a can of four loco, empty skoal can and two unopened skoal cans, all different flavors
>A 98% charged smart phone with no unlock password
We called his mother. She came and got the phone, didnt want to know what happened. I remember it vividly because I had to clean it up

>go into fast food place
>Shit on the floor
>Come out and let the workers know somebody shit on the floor in their bathroom

>>10388776
BASED

>>10391254
>>10391624

https://www.theatlantic.com/china/archive/2013/10/chinese-government-publishes-guide-on-how-to-avoid-being-a-terrible-tourist/280332/

https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2015/05/08/405183120/beijing-clamps-down-on-chinese-tourists-behaving-badly

>find a chinese buffet on a road trip
>Reviews at 4 stars, cheap too
>Foods okay, half the trays are empty despite us being the only ones there
>Coke and Sprite are both just soda water with no flavor
>Friend gets up and goes to the bathroom while we are getting food
>Waitress takes his half full plate while nobody is at the table
>We watch as she dumps his lo mein back into the lo mein tray on the way to the kitchen
>Go into the reviews of the place
>Several 5 star reviews in broken engrish
>2 1 star reviews about shitty service, one mentions exactly what we just watched
>We all grab handfuls of fortune cookies and those chinese donuts on the way out

>>10388868

Hah

>Cashier at a grocery store working minimum wage.
>Customer with a roasted chicken comes up and says he wants to use his EBT card.
>"Cooked chicken is taxed, so unfortunately I'm not able to ring it up on that card. Sorry. Do you happen to have another method of payment?"
>"Oh no, there's a way for you to just manually punch it in and it works."
>"You want me to hard-key in the chicken so you can purchase it on your EBT card?"
>"Yeah! I know you guys can do that."
>"So to clarify, you want me to break the law so you can purchase a $6.99 rotisserie chicken with food stamps? I'd lose my job, dude. So not worth it."
>"Is there any way you could do it? C'mon, I'm on lunch and I need to get going."
>"Uh, I can't. Maybe my supervisor can, but probably not. Like I said, that's flat out illegal."
>Supervisor says the same thing.
>Guy storms out shouting about awful customer service and calling corporate.
>Yes, please do call corporate and tell them you tried to get their workers to break the law so you could eat lunch. I'm begging you.

Fucking food stamp faggots. Consistently awful jews.

>>10379425
If you complain that your food is cold they have to make you a new one
Sometimes they get bitchy at you because most people take their cold shit but they are still obligated if you request it

>>10379425
The 8 Lucky Buffet in Indianapolis is infamous. You go in and after you get your food you realize that 3/4 of the offerings have a little sticker next to them that states if you take any of the item the price of the buffet doubles to 20 dollars.

>Spoilers: Nothing in there is worth 20 dollars. Or any dollars.

>>10380882
It's really not that farfetched. I always wonder who posts outright claiming almost entirely plain stories such as sex between coworkers don't happen. Who are you? We're you really sheltered growing up but not self aware enough to realise it?

>>10379425
>went to ihop, there was about 10 people waiting for a table.
>no host/hostess
>bout 5 servers standing against back wall talking or playing on their phones
>wait 10min then seat myself and 3 friends
>wait 5mins and the manager comes by and says we have to wait at the front
>explain the situation
>insists we have to wait at front and doesn't even make excuses for servers
>see 10+open tables in the areas people are in
>leave and swear never to return to that location
>waffle house better anyways

>>10395380

On an unrelated note just curious about something.

Did the blacks where you worked also rip apart those bundles that gave you 2 packages of swisher sweets for the price one and sell each for full price with the buy one get one free logo still visible on the box art.

>>10396203
lo mein?!?

maybe the eggrolls
but jesus, not the noodles

if this is true, then I have no words for you

>>10391403
You say that like it never happens. Ever wonder what night clubs are for?

>>10397584
No, he said it like he missed a word in his previous post and was correcting himself.

>>10384377
You will respect me

>>10396792
The individually wrapped ones? Yeah those were one by one and had the label on them but they never rang up. I didnt understand why of all the things they would bitch about
>yo pizza taste old
>this can dented
>one of my newpawts was crumpled a little
>gibs me anotha fo' free
They never mentioned that the wrapper said BOGO on it. Usually blacks would get angrier about lotto tickets or the new hires already knowing who is fishing to steal phone cards and how they do it or not having any loosies

>>10380302
>has a car
>can't afford curly fries

>>10380537
OHHHHHH is that why i see those public freakout vids in mcdonalds from BBBW? are they trying to get free stuff?

>>10380537
>>10397726
It happens in any big corporation. The standard operating procedure is to appease the irate dickbag to not escalate conflict and call the cops if you feel threatened. if you don't threaten them but go nuts they will appease you.

>>10397742
Had a fat disgusting middle aged white bitch go berserk on my cashier because her 5-layer burrito "wasn't big enough". She even opened it up and I tried to point out that everything was in there. Literally remade the same burrito but rolled it a bit wider so it looked bigger and she starts smiling and saying that's how it should look to begin with. It's almost always middle aged white women who act this way. I'm white too but I never get this from black or Latina women.

>>10397764
any barista will agree with you.

>>10390822
I hate that the Kiosks are more expensive in some cases. And I can't even select every menu combination offered at the cashier.

>>10392221
Just don't complain when you are being shorted and strike later, so she can't connect the dots.

>>10391261
Yeah, mathematicS, not mathSematics.
Therefore, its math.

QED

>>10397985
Dumbest post on 4chan right now
Congratulations
Or "grat" for short

>>10382186
This happened to me.

>My first real job was working at a grocery store during high school.

>The people working there were kids my age, semi-retired folks, and middle aged managers.

>20 years later...

>During a holiday I stopped by the grocery store to pick a few things up.

>Walking in...it was as if nothing changed.

>Nearly half a dozen familiar faces, in the same spots doing the same work but aged 20 years.

It was some real life twilight zone shit.

>>10395079
Fuck niggers.
they're the most entitled people in the world.

>>10391261
When is britspeak ever correct?

>>10398435
When praying towards Mecca

>>10379877
>a lifestyle choice that the person bases their entire identity on

>>10379475
>>she proceeds to take the lid off and dump it on the counter, then leaves

I hope to one day get me a girl like this.

>>10381617
Ex-Starbucks fag here. Can confirm

>>10396252
You sound like a faggot

>>10396252
Honestly, man to man just curious. Why were you so against just ringing that shit up as deli and keeping it moving? it's not like it actually matters.

>>10398789
I'm not that guy, but I'm entirely on his side. I wouldn't break the law for a customer.

>>10398793
It's not like the guy is buying cigarettes or alcohol or some shit with EBT, he's buying a cooked chicken. I wouldn't be particularly afraid of the FBI (or whomever handles it) raiding my workplace for ringing up a rotisserie chicken on EBT

>>10398799
You can't buy hot food items on ebt though, right? Isn't that like a whole thing?

I'm not fucking with the law.

>>10398815
Fair, but I wouldn't have been a faggot about it and said "so to clarify, you want me to break the law for you?" while snapping my fingers in a Z pattern. I would've just said "sorry sir I can't do that" or "sorry sir, but I believe it's against the law and I can't do that."

>>10398820
Yeah, that's fair. No reason to even get into the legality of it, he knows you shouldn't actually be doing it.

>>10379929
my fucking chipotle closes 1 hour eariler than they say and i found this out the first time by being greeted by a locked door while their entire staff is in their mopping the floor and cleaning the place. I knocked on the door and they just pretended I wasn't there even though they I could clearly see them through the glass. Whatever, they probably saved me from getting food poisoning from their garbage food anyway.

who /starbucks/ here and know the pain of the rewards program free drink with at least 15 add-ons that are guaranteed to give the drinker diabetes after one cup

>>10398871
Diabetes is not caused by excessive sugar consumption.

>>10398883

>>10398815
Yep, he could have just bought a cold one and a baguette. Would have been cheaper than the hot one too since the hot ones cost more.

>>10398789
>guy is already getting free shit at the cost of taxpayers
>wants to be catered to even more "brah just do this for me, i kno u can get fired for this but cmoon"
nah fuck that entitled faggot

>>10379425
>health violations
When I was 10-12, I "worked" at a restaurant next to a nudist beach. Basically a mixture of fair food, movie theater food, and BBQ. Got lots of tips and some were probably from pedos but the money was good.

I worked at McDonalds for 3 years from 17 to 21.

I became manager at 18 and regret it to this day.

There were so many instances where some kid shit in the playland and we had no extra people to go in and clean it so we'd have to shut down the playplace for the rest of the night.

oh I forgot,
I was working the late shift (about 9pm at the time) and went to take a quick piss. When I opened the restroom door a lot of smoke pored out and realize the bathroom was on fire. I quickly ran to get my other manager (cause I had no idea what to do) and he helped to put it out.

Turns out some old crazy dude took the metal trash can, lit it on fire, and locked the stall door , and I guess crawled out of the stall and ran.

The police got there about 20 minutes later and found the guy across the street trying to steal fruit.

Had to go to court and testify, was really weird cause it was almost a year later and just started a new job so it was awkward having to tell my boss I gotta head out to court.

>>10393318
>guy who came in every day and ordered a plain Jr burger for his dog

thats comfy

>Leave my comfy new american/french restaurant to go work in a place chasing michelin stars

>spend my entire day getting yelled at by a spaniard a full foot shorter than me for croquettes not being perfectly spherical

>spend hours prepping some wafer thin potato bullshit only for everyone to order the paella anyway

>constantly covered in lacerations and burns

>make roughly the same as a mcdonalds worker

just die in my sleep already

>>10399071
go back to the other job

>>10399077
but muh """""""""""""""""""""""""resume"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>10398025
Anyone who grew up in a small to med town in middle north america and escaped can always go back and see.
I have the same conversations with the same people months and years apart

>work at mcdonalds
>some fat black woman starts yelling and asking for free stuff because her coupon expired in 2015 says free fries so she must get free fries, burger, soda and dessert because we wuz kangz
>she is creating a big queue at front desk
>still yelling
>get my shotgun from under the desk
>shoot her
>everyone cheers and claps hands
>qt girl in queue gives me blowjb on the desk
>manager gives me a promotion and a raise
I love this job

>work in deli
>obese hoverround cunt comes in every week
>makes me shave a 2' stick of pepperoni for her
>"just to snack on tehe XD"

>alone while coworker takes break
>run out of 8pc fried chickens
>better drop more before some nigger shows up and demands it for free
>old man waiting at meat counter
>quickly finish up and go to wash my hands before waiting on him
>"IM NOT WAITING ON YOU TO SCRUB POTS AND PANS BACK THERE"

>fried chicken comes up during rush, none out on mobile
>irate postal service worker approaches
>"NO FRIED CHICKEN HUH?!?!?"
>Literally hand him a fresh box
>he reaches for it but suddenly stops himself
>"No, this wasnt ready for me. It's free."
>"sir im handing it to you"
>"where is your manager?"

Luckily my manager is not a total cuck and denied him free chicken after hearing my side of the story.

>>10395525
This is hilarious, was he black

>>10398789
Honestly, man to man just curious. Do you pay taxes?

>>10388776
do whatever you like, it wont make you not a nigger

>>10399326
Not him, but yes I do.

>>10388776
>implying the manager and cashier isn't just laughing at you behind your back and you turn into a meme that everyone in the store knows about

>>10390525
This. So hard. Anything truly gross should be dealt with by management. I run a restaurant and any heavy-duty cleaning tasks are assigned to me or my assistants because 1) we're trained how to deal with biological or chemical hazards, and 2) I'm not a fucking monster so I understand that min wage is not sufficient to ask someone to clean up truly nasty things. Even just the standard bathroom cleaning and floor scrubbing or trash can cleaning is mgmt only. People who run their restaurants otherwise are horrible - the GM before me didn't see things this way, making people clean bathrooms and trash cans as punishment, etc.; I cleaned up maggots for min wage one time and vowed never to make a base pay employee go through some shit like that.

>>10399268
Super skinny white guy. Like, almost emaciated. I really only saw his ass as he bolted off into the sunset

>work at pizza place
>we have 8 inch pizzas and 15 inch pizzas
>"hi can i take your order"
>"yeah how big is the 8 inch pizza?"
>"uhh... 8 inches....?"
>mfw we have those fake display pizzas right on the counter
>mfw people still ask this question every day

>>10399440
>As they pull in theres a huge sign that says "We must ID Everyone"
>When they open the door, theres a big yellow "We must ID Everyone"
>Walking to the back theres a cardboard sign with "lowest legal cigarette prices!" And a big yellow "We must ID Everyone"
>Every door with beer behind it has a sign on it that reads, in yellow on black impact font, "We must ID Everyone"
>They grab their steel reserve, walk to the front, the cash register says, with a little yellow sign, "We must ID Everyone"
>I scan their steel reserve, they have their wallet out, and I tell them I need to scan their ID
>They lose their fucking minds and get angry with me about a policy that was put in place years before I got here
>They complain to the manager about me, 6 complaints in 3 days about me asking for IDs from people clearly over 40
>Manager knows whats up and has a solution
>Gives me a button that reads "We must ID Everyone"
>Nobody else has to wear it

>>10399265
Jesus Christ, I'm a penny pincher and the cunt trying to get the chicken free like that deserves to be gassed.

>>10396252
Based Anon.
Working at a grocery store red pills you pretty quick.

>go through the drive thru
>pay with credit card
>always try to hand the wagie my card
>they instinctively go to grab it but recoil once they realize they aren't supposed to

>>10399440
next time whip out your dick and say "this big"

your deli normally gives out free chicken if none are ready? what?

>>10399265
>>10400254
meant for this anon, whoops

>>10399440
Maybe they think it's like a 2 by 4
https://youtu.be/txPcLOtbG3s

But it's more likely they're just idiots.

i work in a bakery
sometimes a colleague accidentally drops a loaf on the floor, but she always puts it back on the breadcar
worst thing is, we work behind a window in a crowded street too, everyone can see her doing it

>>10399112
based sheboon killer

>>10399440
>be server at restaurant
>it‘s dinner rush hour
>costumer comes in
>are you guys open?

>>10389061
>>10383090
This. Now i don't have to reveal my stutter when ordering

>>10400371
>driving into the city to get food
>call restaurant to ask them what their specials for the day are.
>woman answers the phone
>ask her "hey what are your specials today?"
>"all the specials are listed at the front of the restaurant"

>>10381280
Dude, why ever would you want even number of pieces of anything on your food? It has to be odd numbers dimwit.

>>10391051
i've worked plenty of wageslave jobs, but there is no way in hell i would clean up another person's shit. i've outright refused on several occasions when asked. when it comes to bio-hazards, it's up to the management to clean it up. i'm not fucking with something that might give me hep. c

>>10399268
>skoal
>black

are you perchance from a very flat state?

only hillbillies use chew tobacco.

>>10389262
>obese soccer mom

How can she be a soccer mom if her kids are also fatties?

>>10399016
>for 3 years from 17 to 21.

>21-17 = 4
>3 years in four years

Are Americans this retarded?

Just started a job at a cafe and one of the women who was leaving at the same time I was starting got changed infront of me. Like we were mid conversation and I noticed her bra and cleavage through her buttoned down shirt. All of a sudden the shirt was off and we were talking as she was totally topless wtf. Weirdest situation I've ever been in.

>>10380302
>>10380324
>>10380362
Holy shit anon just fucking kill yourself. I'd rather not be a fucking nigger and let them have an extra 80 cents for an upgrade or dessert because I can hold down a job and not be a lazy thieving fucking nigger.

>>10400829
She wants to fuck

>>10400856
Don't believe that for a second. She's some qt, but mean lookifng for foreign lass. I'm a shy fat lad.

>>10400816
You can go from 17 to 21 in less than 4 years.

>>10400586
Actually, all the blacks who chewed tobacco wanted grizzly wintergreen in my experience. Skoal was more of a college student thing.

>>10381617
>Love
No. I may wear the wool but that does not make me a sheep.

>>10381182
When I worked third shift, one of my coworkers had a girlfriend that worked at Bojangle's. Twice a week he would come in with about 25 pounds of chicken and biscuits (15 or so people on shift and we still had some left over).

>>10398782
Not faggot. Woman. Close though.

>>10398789
Supervisor was in the register right behind me, facing me. Also this: >>10398793

>>10399046
yeah that part warmed my heart. usually its those old dudes who walk their old well mannered dogs that do this.

>>10399071
Welcome to the world of starred restaurants.

>>10399394
Why do you pay your employees minimum wage?

>>10399632
I don't give a fuck to show my ID but I never let them scan it. Only had a couple places try so I just left and went somewhere else.

>>10379475
Tbh i dont understand how asians survive without english,
I mean not counting the tourists, I've seen them students, or those who seem to have live in here for quite some time and legitly cannot speak english.
I just saw two of them yesterday using a translation for atm while bringing two full english econ textbooks.
They're like cockroach at adaptating

>>10401635
All you need are some people around you who know more than you do.

Source: I live in Japan and barely speak any Japanese.

>40 minutes until close
>fryers cleaned and turned off
>grills cleaned and ready for tomorrows open

>uhh can I get 3 big macs and 5 double cheese burgers no pickles?

If you try to pull this stunt there is a 110% you WILL have your food tempered with. Enjoy that saliva (if you're lucky that's all you'll get). It amazes me how people think they can pull this off and expect their food to be spit free. Even the fucking managers are in on it. Some buffoon had the audacity to order 7 cheeseburgers 42 minutes from close, jokes on that fat fuck he's probably in the ER right now

>>10400816
Yes. I worked for 3 years and a couple months.

Started at 17 and turned 18 the same year.

But I don't think that you really cared, seems like you're just letting off steam, hope you feel better man.

I'm maintenance at my local Mickey D's....and it's slowly breaking my spirit.

>>10391254
What the fuck is wrong with these people

>>10401769
>Enjoy that saliva
i sometimes find myself getting boners in the drive through imagining myself acting like an asshat and having some cute girl-employee spit in my burger or drink. ive thought of scoping out employees and learning their schedules so i can time it where im most likely to get girl-spit

>>10401769
>turning off equipment 40 minutes before closing
That's your own fault. You can start shutting down early if you are slow but you should be prepared to take orders until you are officially closed for the night.

>If you try to pull this stunt there is a 110% you WILL have your food tempered with.
Absolutely abhorrent. If you can't handle the job then work somewhere else.

I've been in the industry for over a decade and have never witnessed anyone tamper with someone's food like that nor would I ever do it myself. If someone does something appalling enough to merit such treatment then they are not served and asked to leave the restaurant.

Simply coming in and ordering food, especially 40 minutes before you are scheduled to close does not remotely justify this type of behavior.

>>10379425
So many hot polish girls work at my local mcdonalds in scotland

damn i have a hard on most days i go there.

>>10379475
I wish I could deport these people. They're the reason mainstream America will never consider Asians real Americans.

>>10401885

Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do NOT... fuck with us.

>>10400484
Well then she should have given me 11 pieces of pepperoni instead.

>>10401902
Do you think you could pop in there today and take a couple of pictures real quick?

>>10401923
No wonder you are an adult still working fast food. You lack even basic reading comprehension skills.

>>10400658
Fat kids in soccer are usually goalies or "defense" (read: stand off in the corner and play with the grass).

>>10400829
Be honest, were they nicer than anything you've seen on the internet
It means she's not afraid of you and knows she isn't worth it

>>10401769
>40 minutes before close
you nigger that's nearly an hour. As expected from a retarded trip fag attention whore

>>10401954
Check your wh*te privilege

>>10396252
Good job, EBT leeches deserve to be gassed

>>10389262
>corroborated

i learned a new word today cool!

>>10401769
here's your (You), b8man

>2009
>KFC premieres grilled chicken
>order a leg and a thigh
>looks absolutely disgusting when it comes out
>ask for a refund. dont want them to even try to make it again
>"I dont see anything wrong with it"
>get denied refund after peasant cashier escalates situation to manager
>ok.jpg
>lucky for them I'm on my period
>go to bathroom and write "fuck" on wall using tampon as bloody ink pen
>leave

>>10401928
11 is too much

>>10388776
>mfw food service cucks take this bait

>>10399632
>gives you a button
Why, though? I managed a liquor store a few years ago and if any customers bitched at my employees about them asking for ID, I told the customer to gtfo.