/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10376293

Why is there a random bowl of caviar next to that sundae?

>>10376293
I'll admit this is completely based off stereotypes and TV, but I can't imagine someone that actually earned their money buying this stupid shit. It would be Carnegie's 3rd cousin or some guy who won the lottery.

>>10376334
I agree, can't imagine someone with a sane view on money buying things like this. Even expensive wines I can understand, but eating gold is ridiculous since no one even pretends it tastes great.

I dunno man, you ever put a donut in the microwave?

>>10376319
Salmon roe, and I can imagine how well they might work with each other.

>>10376334
Sometimes you just gotta blow some cash to stay in a tax bracket, plus you can claim back a third of the meal cost if it was a business luncheon.
Also, if you invest in my portfolio then I can guarantee a solid return of 26% per annum, with an additional twelve percent undeclared. *wink*
Enjoy your sundae gaijin. It's on me!

>>10376385
>>10376334
Listen, The Image makes the money. If I don't eat this stupid expensive shit then people will think I just eat pizza like the rest of you niggas and I won't get millions just for being cool.

>>10376334
It's for sale in Vegas. You think it's intended for old money?

>>10376319
It's not even caviar, it's inexpensive salmon roe.

>>10376334
>>10376385
You underestimate the stupidity of people. Ive had a guy try to hustle me on champagne with golden flakes on the basis that the human body needs a bit of gold, like other minerals and metals (Mg, Zn). Also claiming the majority of people having a deficiency of gold in their system, no shit.

>>10376293
The Amedei chocolate square is the only thing worth it on that image.

>>10376334
You do get to keep the gold, though...

>>10376523
This. I'd honestly trade this gilded slop for the same price's worth of couverture.

>>10376630
Unless it goes out the other end and gets flushed away. Hope you're ready to pan the sewers for it.

>>10376630
>keeping the gold
poorfag confirmed

>>10376440
>more money than jesus
>horrible fused cuffs
>shirt looks he bought it at Express
at least the suit is nice

>>10376483
vegas? that sundae has been a "dirty old man takes his 20 year old secretary out on a date" staple in NYC for like 20 years, at least. whatever you saw in vegas was just a copy

How can wagecucks ever recover from this?

>>10377039
>working for money is something to be ashamed of
Tomorrow is the first of the month, cleetus. Can you hold out for another day?

p.s. you're welcome. I don't pay taxes out of charity though, it's mostly just to reduce crime.

>>10376503
>Also claiming the majority of people having a deficiency of gold in their system
I got a deficiency of gold in MY system, if you know what I mean. (I am rubbing my thumb and index finger together if that helps you to understand what I mean.)

>>10376996
Doesn't everyone who can afford shoes and a shaving kit have more money than jesus? That asshole was a shiftless bum who couldn't even be fucked to work at his wagecuck dad's woodshop

>>10377090
How much would you say qualifies? He's worth nearly $1 billion, is that still poor to you?

>>10377104
>>10377090
Fuck, I'm stupid. Guess that's enough 4chan for this morning.

>>10377060
>Durrrrr, what's per cabiba meme?
You meant "Demarcus" not "Cleetus", Tyrone.

>>10377104

Would you say, ten million?

>>10376483
>he’s never been to vegas
Las Vegas is absolutely full of geriatric and/or octogenarian people out to blow cash
go visit any slots area of any casino down there. you will start to feel slightly uncomfortable being surrounded by old people in a casino environment

No matter how rich I get I would never be comfortable buying and eating something like this.
I'd rather get a normal one and donate the remaining 995 bucks to charity or something. I'd just feel like a piece of shit throwing away a thousand dollars like that knowing what a huge difference that money would make for a college student or homeless person or whatever.

>>10377153
>Being this pure,

Fag

>>10376334
They sell that sort of thing at Sugar Factory and it’s not a very fancy place, just stupidly overpriced.

https://sugarfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/foxwoods_Final_nooz.pdf

>>10376431
>>10376499
It’s not salmon roe, it’s supposedly this https://www.gourmetfoodstore.com/caviar/american-golden-caviar-0784 but soaked with fruit juice and Armagnac

>>10377134
Why don't you stream the film, if you're so great?

>>10376503
>Ive had a guy try to hustle me on champagne
america truly is a shithole if this sort of thing happens at all

>>10377060
>using raw numbers in the millions
>fails to mention that african americans/black people are only about 15% of the population
>but just under half the amount as white people which are 75% of the population
Really makes you think.... how skewed data is instantly debunked by anyone who doesn't just quickly read it on their facebook feed.

>>10377447
>he said as he was pickpocketed for the third time that day and yelled at by a gypsy hawker

>>10377447
>america
obsessed.

>>10377461
jokes on you i live in quebec where everyone has guns and erects crosses on the side of the road to ward of radical arabs and gypsy hordes

>>10377500
>canadian guns
Lmao not in the volume and capacity as america.
>erects crosses on the side of the road to ward of radical arabs and gypsy hordes
Anon those are drunk-driving grave markers...

looks like sloppy shitter

>>10377153
Yes Goyim, donate all the remaining funds to a (((charity)))

>>10376391
I do this

>>10376293
I live for novelty so I'd try it. Even though I'm considered a poorfag. But do you have to tip though? 200 on top of 1000 for literally just bringing me ice cream would be the most absurd part about it imo famalam

>>10377140
That's not what old money means you twit.

I'd eat it but never on my dime.

A $7 sundae in Japan is superior to this shit.

>>10378858
that looks horrible you fucking weeb, kill yourself