/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10369403
Steak can only be eaten medium rare, ketchup can only be eaten on hamburgers, and Filipino food is never cooked again.

Destroy jarred pasta sauces, yogurt with added sugar, and margarine.

>>10369403
the next piece of food I eat, kills me dead
I require no other wishes

>>10369414
>ketchup can only be eaten on hamburgers,
fuck the police

>>10369403
everyone stops calling foods "memes".

>>10369403
-destroy bottled water companies that sell citizen-funded water without paying for it
-Monsanto automatically loses all court cases against low income farmers
-Halotop ice cream goes bankrupt

1. I wish they discovered the cure the cancer, but it could only be synthesized through pork products.
2. I wish selling product with padding and empty space in the container was an illegal practice.
3. I wish the general public was more informed about foodservice distributors and their borderline monopolies, and how it affects the restaurants they eat at.

kill ketchup
kill sugary drinks
kill burger king

Johnsonville sausages go out of business. Fuck their andouille sausage. It's just a big hotdog.

>>10369423
This.

comfort food helps you lose weight, vegetables make you gain weight
avocados start tasting terrible
onions don't make your fingers stink but bananas do

Only people who hunt can eat meat
Every applesbees tier chain is shut down
The only food op is allowed to eat is my cum

Starting today, through to today next year, those who eat pork chops (any other part is fine) will suffer a lethal heart attack exactly one week later.

Those who drink soy milk or rice milk starting today onwards start to become irreversibly physically meek and emaciated, such that a year after consumption of a full glass, they will not be able to lift their arms from their hospital bed.

Storebrought and takeaway pizza will always be soggy and uncrisp.

>Restaurants increase their focus on service so tips are truly earned rather than obligated
>People realize that if someone likes something they don't that's okay
>Cannot charge for rice served with asian dishes.

All Muslims crave nothing but pork
All vegans heavily crave meat
All commies heavily crave bleach

>>10369529
>All commies heavily crave bleach
>not antifreeze
>not draino
FFS you had one job.

>>10369403
I don't want margarine, miracle whip, pre shredded cheese or skim milk. I know that's four but I can keep going.

>>10369446
1/10 you dirty communist

>>10369403
All teetotallers crave alcohol.

>>10369446
10/10 you civic-minded defender of liberty

>>10369403
>let Bayer/Monsanto go bankrupt
>let Unilever go bankrupt
>let Nestlé go bankrupt

>>10369504
Fuck off, Mohammed

>>10369449
number 15

>>10370034
gæt

>>10370090
Thats the last thing id want to find on my burger king burger

>>10369414
>Filipino food is never cooked again
Hallelujah

>>10370004
>any other part is fine
>single year
If I was a sandnigger, I would have just said "non-halaal food is lethal" or something retarded like that.

>>10370137
What do you have against pork chops?

>>10370166
Nothing. I just want to eliminate specific people I know who regularly consume them.
Same goes for the rice/soy milk one.
Collateral means nothing to me.
The pizza one is genuine malice.

>>10369660
>he supports large corporations over hard working farmers trying to make a living
Your time will come, you dirty pig.

>>10369403
1. No one at work is allowed to microwave anything, period.
2. No one is allowed to eat fast food in vehicles
3. Boutique cupcakes are made illegal

>>10369403
Low moisture mozzarella does not exist, microwaves don't work in this timeline and chicken breast is poison.

>>10370248
>workers keep getting paid despite being slackers because they have guns
>company looses money due to people slacking
>company goes out of business because it cant downsize
>creditors show up with guns and seize the factory
>workers now unemployed
nice job

>>10370248
>that image
I laughed. Expensive business seminars from asshats out of Yale did so much damage to some industries it isn't funny. Beware consulting oracles who don't actually work in any field but rather make their money waffling back and forth on sales pitches on how to run your business, giving contradictory and damaging advice every 3-4 years.

>>10370411
>Low moisture mozzarella does not exist
Hatred of good pizza detected.
>microwaves don't work in this timeline
Bong with kettle detected.
>chicken breast is poison
Cooklet that can't saute or stew detected.

Oh great and powerful genie. I beseech thee not to grant this crooked tooth baboon's unintelligent rambles into a spell.

>>10369403
1. Fondant is banished from cakes.
2. Cornbread shall never again be made with sugar.
3. Eliminate all process cheese products.

>>10370471
Bro leave my american cheese alone please. I don't like it often, but don't be cheese Hitler.

>>10369953
best in thread

>>10370461
>Hatred of good pizza detected
Good pizza is not made with low moisture mozz.

>>10370502
Bretty gud, I'll give you that. Though I'd really like to see Kellogg's, General Mills and Kraft/Mondelēz International taken out as well.

>>10370513
Blending in low-moisture, high-spun mozzarella is the best way to get stringy pizza. I agree going with a 2:1 ratio with a more pungent hard cheese though.

If you're one of the hipsters that think blobs of buffalo mozzarella on charred bread is a pizza then I suggest you experience the beautiful American Midwest, before trying some large lead mouthwash.

>>10370110
>>10369414

whats wrong with filipino food. I've never had it before it.

>>10370552
>hipsters
Where are you posting from, 2001?
>blobs of buffalo mozzarella on charred bread is a pizza
It's Neapolitan style, which is among the best.
>I suggest you experience the beautiful American Midwest
That explains everything. Opinion discarded.

>>10369403
>foodstamps no longer work for junkfood
>avocados are barred from being served on toast
>Taco Bell wins the franchise wars and all restaurants become Taco Bells