/ck/ - Food & Cooking

rip ur teeth lol

I switch them up, otherwise they make me gag

>>10330393
the meme white one never tastes bad, in fact its the one i've been drinking for a whole week since the /sip/ meme started

Don't be a siplet.

>>10330389
White monster is probably the most delicious drink I've ever had, aside from the apple and blueberry juices from my home country

>>10330399
>>10330393
tried the blue one but not as good, was dissapointed and bought the white one again...those meme masters must know their shit

666, goyim

>>10330402
w2c modafinil

>>10330414
India of course. I used modabits last time.

>>10330389
Are you the same guy that took this photo

>>10330432
Holy shit.

Reminder that they recently found out that """""sips""""" literally cause mental retardation.

>sip boyz 2018!!!
>*watches pro wrestling*
>*stinks and has shitty grammar*
>*wears backwards baseball cap and stinks some more*

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/the-scary-link-between-energy-drinks-and-brain-174346481.html
https://nypost.com/2017/10/13/mans-love-of-energy-drinks-leads-to-brain-hemorrhage/
https://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/what-to-drink/energy-drinks-trigger-depression-and-anxiety
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/diet-nutrition/a13914836/scientific-link-energy-drinks-mental-health-issues/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4930366/how-drinking-red-bull-or-monster-is-damaging-your-physical-and-mental-health/

>>10330470
doesn't matter my brain is already fried from drug use

>>10330470
good thing I sip sparingly

>>10330470
>implying alcoholics and drug addicts care about your health preaching
thanks for the bump. time for another sip

>>10330486
>>10330494
>>10330497
Have another bump, my man.

Energy drinks destroy the mind and body while offering no benefits. It's a jewtoxin. Thanks for making these threads so that the word will be spread to the people that need to see it.

>>10330510
~sparingly~

>>10330510
>to many
take it easy on those sips lad

>>10330527
>>10330528
>ever defending a literal jewtoxin designed to kill people, keep them brainless and steal their monies at the same time
there's a special place in hell for you.

>>10330531
>I'm defending anything
I'm preaching moderation.

>>10330527
~gay~

I can't even buy Monsters anymore thanks to these threads. I now associate them with this cancerous reddit-tier circle-jerk.

>>10330531
These threads are cancer, but so are the no-fun allowed LARPers like you.

>>10330470
>>10330531
>caring about health shit
>not wanting to be cool and popular and energized at PUBG
fuck off n00b

>>10330540
^///^

>>10330544
It's not about "no fun allowed" what's "fun" about drinking laboratory spewn jewtoxins rather than something real? It's about spreading the truth of this garbage and nothing more.

>>10330569
Normalfags are retarded bro, I stopped trying educate them a long time ago, they actually like to be enslaved and retarded.

>>10330569
>caring about health shit
>not wanting to be cool and popular and energized at PUBG
fuck off n00b

>tfw no gf who /sips/

>>10330631
damn, did Sminem go to HRT or something?

>>10330638
i bet he drinks monster during his csgo matches

>>10330623
>"educating" people by shoving things they already know down their throat
It's called knowing and not caring because guess what, I just want to live my life without you faggots screaming in my ear and telling me what I'm supposed to like and not like. I'm assuming you're a /pol/dditor by the way you whine and this is why your movement is now falling. People are getting fed up with this shit. Exact same mistake the left made.

>>10330411
Is this because kabbala reference to 111?

>>10330569
/sips/ are sugar free and zero calorie you utter fool

Oops, I'll just leave this here. You're getting lazy, shill.

>>10330389
Is there anything more to these retarded threads other than blatant product placement?

These are the exact same posts in that other thread on r9k what the FUCK is going on

>>10330723
see
>>10330717

>people still believe shills aren't real

>make jewtoxin
>kill kids with it
>literally gets proven that ENERGY DRINK CAUSE LITERAL 24/7 BRAIN DAMAGE
>stroke each others jew noses while you try to find more ways sneakily trick idiots into consuming your laboratory made jewtoxin

>>10330764
>caring about health shit
>not wanting to be cool and popular and energized at PUBG
>can't into moderation
get rekt kid

These make me fall asleep

>>10330411
delet this

>>10330389
>""""""energy""""""" drink
>no calories

really makes you think

>>10330764
>"quaffed"

of all the words they could have used, they used 'quaffed' which is hardly less inappropriate than 'supped'

>>10330723
>still believing that anyone on earth would shill ironically
I, as a shitposter got better things to do than do the dirty work for some cuckcompany.
btw, the prolapsed anus edit was hilarious

>>10330786
you have ADHD. its like when these people take speed and it mellows them out and allows them to concentate

Good sipgoys.

>>10330470
Yep I like to get my scientific facts from cosmopolitan and yahoo as well.

>>10330569
Like somebody else already said, stop trying to educate people, nobody wants to hear the opinion of some bitter troll who comes into threads that he obviously dislikes just so he can drop "the truth" on them.

>>10330914
>>10330929
>sipfaggots literally always on damage control
>bitter troll who comes into threads that he obviously dislikes
You faggots shit the board up with 5 of these threads at a time, fuck you.

>>10330470
Fake news, probably paid for by Big Alcohol

that first /sniff/ of addiction for the day

Been a white one loyalist for months.
Recently converted to Bang.
Better tasting and twice the caffeine.
Worth the extra cost.
Sipboys take note - you're looking at the future of sips right here.

>>10330389
real talk: the /sip/ meme is cool and all but this sugar-free shit just tastes fucking vile

>>10330402
bruh

How to filter out certain threads on desktop 4chan?

What kind of faggot pays 2 dollars of cancerous sugar water? Fuck your sips. Caffeine pills or over night cold brewed ice coffee.

>>10330510
stimulants keep my blood sugars low, other components have kept my mind sharp, been cranking out writing like mad because of them. but obtuse angles and all that, I guess

Why do cold Red Bulls taste so good compared to all the other shitty brands like Adrenaline or Monster?

>>10330402

my man.

>>10330389
I don't know how you can drink sugar slurry on a daily basis and not feel like a complete piece of shit.

>mfw 3 for $5 on monsters at the supermarket

>>10333568
Me niether, i started drinking red bulls weakly and started feelimg sick

Picked up these from an asian market last week, something like $8 for a 10 pack. Holy shit, these perk me up more than any can of monster.

What about Lipovitan-D?

>>10333568
Do you lift? When you're regularly doing mad weights, you need the power that only a well crafted /sip/ can offer just to stay awake.

>>10333881
Don't know, they did have Bacchus F next to it. That just looked like a small soda than an energy drink though given the ingredients.

>>10333873

M-150 is the original and still the best energy drink. I bring one of these into work and sip on them over the course of a couple of days. Still not entirely sure that they're legal to sell in the US.

>>10330631
no iron brew
>diet coke
da farq

>>10333907
I can see why you're able to sip on them over the course of a couple days, shit is amazing. Why would they be illegal in the US though?

>>10333922

I first encountered them in Thailand, seeing the empty bottles littered all down the side of the roads in Bangkok, and had to try them when I saw them in 7/11. When I came back home I looked all over and online to see if I could find them and it was basically impossible, then I started seeing them in random Asian markets. I don't really know, but I imagine they contain some kind of shit that isn't approved by the FDA or something, and are basically on kinder egg status, because why else wouldn't they have even made an attempt to compete with Red Bull?

>>10330402
Whats that cap about?

We don't have them where I'm from

>>10333929
I would assume because 5 hour energy has a huge monopoly on small mL energy boosters. Also Americans like to consume, so most of us would prefer a 16 oz drink to a 100-150 mL drink (although I much prefer this now).

>>10333952

Red Bull became popular long before 5 hour, and was originally only sold in those little cans. If anything I'd say it was because M-150 isn't carbonated.

>>10330389
People actually drink this kind of garbage?Like for real?

>>10333965
Have you tried a daily regime of this nectar? No? Then you can't talk, because you simply don't know.

>>10330470
>cosmopolitan
>the sun

Anon....

>>10333985

You could have just said "UK".

Normally sip ultra but I switched it today, not disappointed

>>10330432
mirin' them venous sclerosis gains

>>10330389

>>10330717
>Ridiculously big forearms
A-anon I...

>>10333588
3 for €4,5 is the norm here. Sometimes I can find them at €1,10 per can.

When will there be a mango locos sip.

>>10333968
Why would i want to drink caffeine pisswater daily?

>>10333568
White sips dont have sugar retard

How can monsterlets compete

>>10334893
>tfw regularly sipping both
feels fucking good man

OP is a gigantic fucking faggot.
>>>/r9k/44055275
>>>/r9k/44055275
>>>/r9k/44055275
>>>/r9k/44055275

>>10330389
>past week
I've been drinking 1-2 a weekday for over a year now

Coca Cola here, we just started sending this into the market. Pretty good if you like the rehab line. We also are getting samples of the re-release of green tea rehab for a possible mid-summer launch. Pink rehab is going to start being phased out as well, similar to what happened to citron.

>>10332667
>tfw no /sniff/ gf

>>10336471

Hmm, interesting.

>>10334665
It's tasty. It makes you feel good. It sharpens mental alertness. It's affordable.

>>10336117
Make sure you post your kidney stones when they come out

>>10336471
But but but I like citron.

>>10338486
Enjoy the stash I have at work, been meaning to bring it home.

>>10330389
>zero calories
Literally impossible

>>10330470
>decide to give this fag the benefit of the doubt and read one of the articles
>all the "study" has proven is that kids who play sports are more likely to drink energy drinks
I hate these threads with a passion but you should still kill yourself

>>10333132
blatant ripoff of bang's root beer

>>10339047
kek'd

>>10338897
in america zero calories means less than five calories

>>10338897
it's rounded down

>>10330389
>imbibing the energyjew

>>10330717
>>10330738
>>10334578
OP pic is me. I clicked on this thread because I saw a picture that I posted in a sip thread last fall. I'm not a shill, I'm not a model, and my forearms weren't particularly big then because I hadn't lifted in about a month because of an elbow injury. Maybe see a shrink about your paraphrenia.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>10330717
>>10330738
people just like to meme. i dont know why people believe corporations would shill on 4chan, it doesnt make any sense. if you're going to pay a person or staff hourly for marketing, 4chan is probably the absolute worst way to spend money.

>>10330389
Yes. Yes it is.

>the fucking nonsippers in this thread
When will they learn

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>10330717
phoneposters are worse than shills TBQHWYMN

>>10340291
Or you can just get a bot with a few 4chan passes and proxies to do it for you, or say 45 -50 bots and one administrator reposting a shitty product on reddit twitter and whichever other dead end on the rest of the internet. Arguments like these reallly confirm to me that there are shills, but they aren’t even human anymore.

>>10340306
>bots
It’s only on 4chan and there was a constant stream of OC. Bots don’t shop. Also lurk more faggot.

Fuck you guys. I decided to try this meme energy drink last night and while it tasted okay, the aftertaste was disgusting metal. But I was still fine. I thought that was the price I pay for having zero-sugar. I just woke up and I'm now having liquid diarrhea rushing out of my asshole like there's no tomorrow. I hope you're proud of what you've done, /ck/

>>10330631
>tfw girl and all my past bfs have been grossed out by my sips

>>10333949
It's on the larger 24 oz cans so you can reseal them to drink it over a longer period of time.

aspartame and sucralose are fucking disgusting and if you consume them you should kill yourself

>>10333873
lol these have like 30mg of caffeine and 20 g of sugar

at least get m150 storm lol

>>10340779
wish they had these on Amazon. The price for 24 case of 16oz is great there

>>10330389
Post dick

>>10341838
No.

>>10342876
Post chest

>>10330389
You every teach at a highschool? Last name begins with S?

>>10342876
I actually think less of people who post in these threads, not including myself. Blatant shills and retards getting baited by their shit memes.

Truly embarrassing.

>>10343256
Do you have a favourite sip or do you just go with the flow and sip whatever you have on hand?

>>10342977
No.

>>10344737
Is that an arm or a leg?

>>10340498
Try the purple one man. It's the best. Also, sounds like your diet is fucked up or you drank caffeine on an empty stomach.

>>10344737
Oh, hi, Larry!

>>10333276
wtf that's my floor
what are you doing in my house

>>10340600
Post teeth

energy drinks are the best

t. ed consumer since he was 17

>>10333132
these are god tier. Even have creatine lmao

>>10332667
>brushes perfectly good coke dust on the floor instead of licking it all off the phone
im not even a druggie, just an exclusive sip and iced coffee boi and this still hurts to watch.

>>10330432
That was Benny the super mutant