/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10284004
She has a husband bud

day 3 sober. i feel like shit. the insomnia is bad. lucky i have ativan or i would lost my nut. constantly dizzy and feelings of vertigo sometimes even lying down.

>>10284004
never apologize

>>10284057
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

can't take this shit anymore lads

how bout
>drinking yourself into a lonley stupor in a snowstorm edition

>>10284154
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>>10284151
I can't either but I'll just have to.
Seriously the last 5 years of my life have been on a constant decline. Everything has gotten way worse and I'm completely alone now except for my parents.

>>10284165

>>10284165
you have us, anon
>>10284353
nice doggo

How does one stop caring for an ex?
It's been 3 months now, and I can't stop thinking that I've peaked and I'll never get someone better

Just finishing up a 3 week rotation, one more night shift then home by tomorrow night, gonna buy a bottle of vodka, bottle of scotch, 12 pack of decent beer and get fucked for 3 days. Boo yeah.

>>10284434
I killed myself. Feels better now.

>>10284151
Who the hell are you fooling? You know that's about the 10,000 time you told yourself that.

>>10284434
It's been 11 years, I still think about her sometimes.

>>10284165
The last 5 years or so of my alcoholism was a living hell. I mean, there was no pleasure at all in it. It was just boredom, pain, constant regret, and 0 accomplished.

That's sort of what happens when the alcohol stops working, which it eventually does for everyone.

I was to the point of suicide basically, thought my life was falling apart, everything was lost, I was a total failure. When I sobered up, I realized that my problems aren't that bad at all, and it was mostly the damn alcohol that was making me insanely depressed and suicidal. It shouldn't be a surprise if you ingest massive quantities of a depressant on a daily basis, it's going to fuck with your head quite a bit.

>>10284434
What the hell does it matter? I'm sure your drunk ass has completely burnt that bridge anyway. Besides, there's probably around 7 billion women on the planet, I'm sure you can find another one.

>>10284479
>7billion

MILLIONS AND BILLIONS

>>10284477
add to that the fact that you've historically dealt with all your troubles with alcohol, and basically hardwired your brain to expect that, then suddenly the alcohol no longer works, and it can be very understandable why you would feel the world is crumbling around you.

>>10284434
Couldn't tell you. I'm 28 and have never had a girlfriend or sex. Haven't even really ever had an actual friend who was a girl either, now that I think about it.

>>10284505
I am truthfully sad to hear that.

>be me
>31yo drinks daily for over a decade.
>get terrible pain in ankle mid shift at
>feels like twisted ankle but 4 times the pain.
>never been in so much pain in my life
>go to doctors, they tell me its prolly gout.
>blood tests confirm. liver is not working properly
>stop drinking for 6 weeks
>quality of life goes up, save heaps of money not drinking
>have a drink every so often now. if i do it more than once a week or two i get blood noses and joint aches the next morning
>fuck dat shit
>very easy to quit when there's this much pain
>definitely not an al/ck/ anymore

>>10284004
fucking apology texts. you just gotta stop doing stupid shit drunk. that's easy of course. then youll never have to feel ashamed again.

ive busted two cars in the last like month - one totalled, the other needed the bumper replaced.

i am developing the curse of the celts - aka whiskey nose - aka rosacea.

i am 10lbs overweight because of these bibulous restoratives.

im gonna get drunk tonight and play some day of infamy or csgo and yell SIEG HEIL all night

>>10284477
THIS
T
H
I
S

>>10284685
and ive been to the hospital once for booze

>>10284617
how many drinks per day

>>10284434
women are whores. simple. dont begrudge Mother Nature Her evolutionary imperatives. make your peace with it and leave in accordance with Her. stop drinking in excess, get fit, get money, get well-dressed, get hard and tough. get ascetic and go monk-mode if you have to.

>>10284706
>women are whores


This.

Every single fucking one of them, Even the "virgin" Mary

>>10284706
8 beers a day on average. On the night before the gout i had a bottle of whiskey. 24 standard drinks with no hangover haha. That shit must've done some serious damage to my liver

>>10284706
That's a good point, I need to get /fit/ anyways. See my bloodwork
>>10284734
Still makes me sad that she's probably fucking someone else by now only 3 months after we were living together and engaged

>>10284777
>Still makes me sad that she's probably fucking someone else by now only 3 months after we were living together and engaged


Fuck her....Find a better gf.

There is no better feeling than hooking up with a chick right after a breakup, Takes all the sadness away.

Just 2 months ago my brothers WIFE of 5 years cheated on him. He's in the process of a divorce and he's going to lose a lot of money, one of his cars, AND his house. Just be glad you weren't married yet

>>10284784
red pill that motherfucker

I drink to forget the stupid shit i said when I was sober.

>>10284923
He was already redpilled, Half his basement was Nazi memorabilia. He even refused to take it down when they listed the house for sale lol

>>10284062
gay

>>10284951
Sounds like a real catch

>>10284951
based

>>10284464
This is actually true

>>10284154
Mass?

>>10284927
Who else
>Drink to forget the stupid stuff you did
>Get too drunk and do more stupid shit
>Drink to forget the regret
>Get too drunk and make more regrets

Endless cycle

>>10285408
Isn't the solution then to lock yourself in a room without any internet and drink so you can't possibly do anything you'll regret except kill yourself?

>>10285422
Tried it, I still find stupid shit to do and regret.

>>10285451
Such as?

>>10285422
Can’t live like that 24/7.

>>10285464
No but I was suggesting it might help to break the cycle so he stops regret drinking

Started drinking this stella artois legere, a low carb beer. 3g per bottle vs 11-13g for regular beer. Done a big diet overhaul with it as well. Having maybe 3-4 per night and a few small glasses of red wine. Feels really good and I feel pretty in control now. Also cut back on the day drinking as I'm not drinking with a bottomless mindset.

>>10284057
s-sorry

>>10284004
i might have gout.
i'm not even fucking fat. i work out with weights but do no cardio. i dribk about 24 beers a week.
12 beers per binge session.
and the doctor says i might have gout. wtf?

I have about 6-8 beers every evening when I get home from work, then go to bed and don't have any until the next evening. I do this every day. Am I an al/ck/?

>>10285517
You're a functioning alcoholic

>>10285517
IT'S NOT THE QUANTITY IT'S THE DEPENDENCE

>>10285526
>>10285532
Been like this for 10 years now. Guess it won't change. I like my beers in the evening. I've taken off as many as 3 weeks at a time to see if I could, and I didn't have any physical withdrawal symptoms. I guess I'm ok.

I just went to get weed. Heading home now. Gonna shower first, havnt showered in a month almost.

I fucking hate living. I cant wait until I die, I hope it's within the next few years.

There is no point in living when the only woman you truly love doesn't love you. It hurts lads

Pls God or Satan, Take me sooner rather than later

>>10285512
this fucking scares me

>>10285650
Is your diet okay?

2.5 days left and I can have a drink. It'll be a full week dry. No withdrawal or anything which is good but I felt I needed a week clean just to clear myself out and make sure I wasnt addicted.

I'm not addicted but I find tasks more manageable when buzzed.

What's your drink of choice al/ck/?

For me it's crystal palace

80 proof, a handle is only 9.70.

I

>>10285650
gout is not too bad. I'm not even sure if that's what I have. I'm going for a blood test in 2 days.
gout is suppose to hurt like hell, even to touch it hurts, and that's not what i have so who knows.

here's hoping...

>>10285635
Don't die over some cunt. That being said I'd probably dive into a sucide booth if that were a thing.

>>10285712
a handle is 9.70?!
Where
I want that as my new el cheapo
since skol is now $12.99 a handle here.

>>10285712

>>10285712
Why not

>>10285769
will be picking up two of these on my way home from work for under $30

been daydrinking since noon, i still just feel empty. i think the honeymoon phase of my resuming drinking after a period of sobriety is finally ending after ~2 months. back to being unemployed and using half a roll every time i wipe my ass

>>10285712
you know you're in for a treat when it says 'deluxe'

Want to buy a drink but I have it in my head that buying alcohol past a certain time is frowned upon
not to mention I don't want to walk all the way to the shops just to find their alcohol licence doesn't last this late

>>10286009
Oh yeah more like deluxe hangover. That shit was vicious in my experience.

>>10285768
Michigan

>>10285664
I take lots of vitamins and fish-oil, do push-ups and occasional presses, walk my dog everyday, get a lot of good protein and fats, and try to keep the carbs down whilst consuming the occasional cruciferous vegetable.

>>10285715
God speed, anon. Cheers.

>>10285635
See >>10284706. Women are not worth the emotional investment. Love is an evolutionary vestige of when strong bonds needed to exist between men and women in order to survive and best ensure the survival and well-being of offspring. Your evolutionary history is tricking you.

>>10285712
Mr. Walker's amber restorative if I'm willing to spend a little. Otherwise: Anything that isn't sweet.

>>10285569
Please shower daily, anon.

Threadly reminder to stay hydrated.

I just can't believe how so much vodka is only 90 proof here. I've had some 50% whiskey and vodka and that shit seems to be even more smooth then anything of a lesser percent

>>10286055
Lol wtf bro. You got other issues to worry about like a job and getting a car.

>been ignoring major acid reflux for a week
>now up to the point where I'm shitting about four/five times a day
>also for past couple of days been vomiting in the evenings

And yet I decide that there's room for more beer after said vomiting. How fucked am I?

Just ate a shitty sub and drank 50 ounces of shit beer, i havent drank in months and now i fell like shit /ck/ any advice?

>>10286299
kys

I drink to combat the paranoia I get from smoking weed.

Anyone else have weird relations between drinking and other drugs ?

well this batch of wine turned out good. I used cool aid and sugar. I would have stayed up all night singing songs but feel asleep.

>>10286310
Yeah same but dude if you need to counter with other drugs, you should just quit altogether lol.

>>10286310
Not to gatekeep alcoholism, but if you're only drinking to combat the effects of other, less addictive drugs, I feel like "alcoholism" isn't the best word to describe your relationship with booze. Not to say what you're describing isn't physically/mentally toxic, though. I'm also not sure if you consider yourself an alchie or if you're just dropping in to discuss.

>Anyone else have weird relations between drinking and other drugs ?
Mostly just synergetic for me, because I'll drink no matter what. Alcohol + stims makes me feel socially suave and less intoxicated than I actually am. Alcohol + benzos make me carefree and comfortable. Boozing also makes me feel much more eager to smoke weed and especially tobacco.

That's pretty much all I do these days. I'm considering taking another psychedelic trip on the off chance it makes me take a harder look at myself and take some corrective measures in my life.

>>10286278
You're digestive track will be the one fucked. Did the same thing and had 6 tallboy 2 days ago, spent the next day shitting liquid and barley able to stomach food besides saltine crackers

>>10286310
Get drunk first then smoke

At the local brewery desu.

>>10286379
But...I love smoking and drinking (alone) haha, just not the initial THC para.

>>10286389

Thanks for the input.

I don't consider myself an addict (not had a drink for last 4 days and having no problems), but I do think I drink excessively on my own, and my relationship with drinking is heavily tied up with smoking cigarettes and weed. Drinking nearly always leads to smoking or heavy cravings, to the point where I avoid drinking if say I'm with friends that don't smoke or family.

I've noticed myself drinking more and more (alone) and spending days at a time just drinking and smoking myself into a not altogether enjoyable zomby-like state.

>>10286459
That's pretty much what I do bud. Erryday.

>>10286310
Smoke high strain CBD flowers. High THC makes me paranoid as well. I don't even drink the al/ck/ no more

I downed a bottle vodka at the park on friday and after having been drinking beer that day and while i was walking home i blacked out and apparently i broke into a house with my butterfly knife out and i sat next to a girl and said it would be okay then asking for her father. He got me out and fucking held me there until the police came.
I wish I was concious so i could have ran away like wtf.
Anyway i got charged with trespassing and carrying a blade that's too long and harrasing a minor. 4 days served and I got off with 2 years probabtion.
I'm done drinking, the more i think about it the more I realize i was probably going to murder that family that night.

>>10286595
bullshit, no one gets sentenced that quickly.

>>10284477
All that aside, please stop confusing nervous system depressants and depression-exacerbating substances. Pseudoscience runs amok, substance abuse is miserable enough without bad info.

>>10286507
I quit smoking to look for work. I despise how puritanically retarded modern society is.

>>10286717
>employers want responsible workers and not pot heads
REEEEEEEE PURITANS

>>10286723
I work harder than 90 percent of the retards at most jobs.

>>10286595
Too bad he didn't fucking ventilate you.
Hopefully next time you choose someone who will.

>>10286595
How were you arraigned so quickly?

>>10284004
How much beer is enough to get you somewhat drunk?

>>10286595
lol anon. please dont feel too ashamed. try to get to a point where you can have a nice laugh about it.

do you know what exactly passed between you and the girl?

>>10286613
>trespassing
>carrying a blade longer than whatever
>harassing a minor
>petty crimes
seems perfectly plausible if he made a deal - which he mustve

>>10286666
>>10286444
>>10286299
>>10286055
>>10285422
>>10285000
>>10284777
>>10284477

>>10286768
lolno
That's a home invasion charge minimum.
That faggot is full of shit.

>>10286768
>seems perfectly plausible if he made a deal - which he mustve


No....


In the U.S. that would be at least 2-3 months until you would even get a deal.

>down to 2 bottles of wine a week

What have I become?

>>10286782
>In the U.S
If it was in Britain, he would have been put before a Sharia tribunal and stoned to death for the knife charge.

>>10286807
He would have never been able to get knife. He would probably get arrested for riding a bike and watching tv without a license too

>>10286723
I'd buy this if the drug detection period for weed was as long as other, harder drugs, but the fact that regular marijuana use can take months to get out of your system + the fact that that will bar you from a decent number of jobs depending on industry/location is pretty silly. Better off checking if potential employees can take three days off of drinking than a month off of weed.

>>10286789
Hopefully, a much more (eventually) mentally and financially stable version of yourself. Good job anon

>>10286789
a college age girl?

>4 days and no alcohol

am I gonna make it?

>>10287182
YES
E
S

>>10287182
will be 3 weeks this weekend for me

>>10286763
18-24 ounces of 3-5% ABV beer.

>>10287182
I'm on day 3. Sleeping 13 hours a day helps a lot. I think I'll just do that forever and abandon the waking world.

>>10284004
>Night 4 sober
Are headaches/migraines normal at this point? Or maybe it's just unrelated.

Do you think the world would be a better place if they replaced all of the ethanol in all of the world's drinks with equally potent concentrations of liquid benzodiazepenes?

>>10287488
Aha liquid seizures... na I'm good

>>10286507
thats how it starts dude, it'll eecome a habit and youll crave it more and more, your brain will begin to just expect alcohol. take a break before it gets too bad. or just stick to smoking weed

>>10286723
yeah, they just want a bunch of functioning alcoholics destroying there body every day.
Fucking retard

Blackout guy here, i live in los angeles. You see a judge 48 hours after arrest and all those charges were misdemeanors. County is full of rapists and murderers. Which i very well could have turned into but glad i didn't.
You guys are retarded.
>Hurr durr the legal system is the same everywhere

>>10287759
If you're going to berserk with knives at least wipe out some gangbangers or antifa and not terrify random lolis. I still think you're a larping homo despite Cali jail overcrowding.

>>10287785
or clean up the homeless problem down there

Why the hell are my elbows sweating? This detox has been pretty tame aside from one night of psychotic dreams. But the back of my legs and elbows start sweating before I go to bed.

>>10284734

Id glass the shit out of you for blaspheming the Blessed Virgin. Gladly would I do a nickel for that.

>>10287759

You must live on the westside because the Mexicans here in the Eastside would have stomped you out before calling the cops.

Sitting in a coffee shop a bit drunk. What should I get?

>>10288008
out
get out

>>10284154
Me rn. Central Ontario.

I've been on many month long binges of drinking hard liquor everynight in the past 3 years. I've not been sober since January. In-between the booze and opiates I take is it safe to say I'm pretty much fucked for life. I'm only 20 and its just a lifestyle for me now.

Pls advise

I've been a binge alky for a while now, almost never drinking many days consecutively but enough to know that drinking 3 days in a row will give me WDs.

This weekend I did 3 days in a row but no WDs

Is my body changing its response to alk? Do I have liver damage?

>>10288235
Dude i feel you, 21 and this is the second time i fell into the cycle. been on a 7 month binge, insides are starting to feel sore. I had a stint for 8 months when i was 19 by the end of it i was drinking almost 3/4 liter of whiskey a day. Luckily its not as bad but i feel myself gravitating towards it, last couple 1.75L of vodka i had i kill in 3 or 4 days. I wish i could find a way out

>>10288252
Just keep sober as much as you can. You dont want to fall into this mess.

>>10286310
absolutely love drinking on speed cos u can just drink and drink and drink

>>10288235
>>10288388
young guy here too. 22 and i've been drinking heavily since i was 18, i go through bad periods where i drink heavily every day then i'll improve for 2-3 months and get back into th e same habit. currently i'm in that bad habit. it's worse now because i have a job and go into work hungover or still drunk

>>10288547
I drank on the only time I've done coke and felt like absolute shit for the next few days

Either I over did the coke or the beer

9 days off the demon drink. 9 days dry.

I never realised how much stuff can be done in 24 hours whilst sober. I mean, 24 hours is a long time. It's been well over a decade since I felt this good.

>>10288561
Same here, i dont have a weed dealer so i got wrapped up in alcohol again and now it sucks ass to get out, was 2 days sober and didnt have the willpower to not relapse.

>>10288652
Fuck I sound pathetic, how did you do it anons? What helped you to get out of this mess? I got a gas station advertising beer and liquor all the damn time 20 feet away for me, temptations just a walk a way. Shit sucks

>>10288659
You're obviously not ready to commit to stopping. I was the same for years, might I add. Then I just woke up one day and knew I had to change. I was finally at the turning point.
I live a 2 minute walk to my regular and 15 other bars. If that's not temptation, I don't know what is.

>>10288665
Yeah, I guess thats true. I guess just lock myself in for awhile. Hardest part is all my friends only drink when they hangout, its become their only form of socialization at this point. I guess i gotta drop them for awhile, or maybe learn self control, both are fucking hard

>>10288676
>lock myself in for a while
I'd advise against that, it's when the boredom sets in and the need for drinking escalates. Do something you enjoy that isn't drinking. If you forget/have lost interest. Force yourself to do something. It's just something to do until your brain stops thinking about alcohol as much
>my friends only drink when they hangout
Yeah, mine too, man. Which is a real fucking hindrance. On day 7 I managed to go to the pub and drink a soft drink and not have any alcohol. Though I did need to leave early as they were getting drunk, having fun and my temptation kicked in.

It's all about adapting to your new lifestyle, it's not easy. I doubt I'll fully get over alcoholism, but I can definitely keep it at bay and stay sober.

>>10288652
>>10288659
i'm that anon you replied to. for me it's not a constant tempation, some days or even weeks i won't even think about alcohol. then all of a sudden i'm drinking every day again. i think it might be depression even though i'm not fully conscious of it. i think i should start practising mindfulness, because when i start drinking again i usually just grab a six pack or my bourbon bottle and just start drinking without actually thinking "damn i really need this". then it becomes a habit.

>>10288679
> If you forget/have lost interest. Force yourself to do something.
Yeah I think thats where my relapses keep happening, since i was 16 ive smoked weed everyday and got drunk nearly every or every other weekend. Ever since that stint when i was 19 i always crave something when i dont got weed, Ive wanted to get sober and clear my head for a long time. But I keep giving in and falling into the same cycle, Ive been without weed for almost a month, which doesnt really affect much cause i replaced it with drinking. I just need to push past the cravings i guess. I used to love playing guitar and i actually loved video games but now it seems the only way i can "completley enjoy it" is being the under the influence of something. I just constantly crave being under something and i guess thats what my problem is, its just hard to push past that craving phase.

>>10288714
Sounds like you should try and get a hobby that you can do outside of your home. It just seems like you're stuck in a rut/routine and it's all a little too easy to be sitting around getting drunk/high all the time.
This kind of stuff takes time though. I mean, if you're not in to physical hobbies or have any friends that do it. It usually takes a while to find something you want to do.
>Time to Peterson
Tidy your room, but in actuality. Go to the gym, eat better etc etc. If you start enjoying physical activities you will feel the need to stop getting fucked up. It definitely helped me the last time I got sober and it's helping me this time. It's all about will power an dedication, I failed the last time. But oh well, I have some maturity and age and a whole lot more baggage this time.

I'm a month sober /alck/

It's feels weird. I still get cravings every so often and always think to myself that I'd never turn own alcohol but I've turned out many a free drink recently. I've also stopped fapping as much and I'm not abusing drugs. My sleep is more regular and I'm looking at life from a more positive outlet.

I believe in you all if you're trying to quit. Relapsing is the easiest thing to do and I did it but if you can push past the first two weeks it's a hell of a lot easier to go the next two.

>>10288722
Yeah, I used to be into skateboarding alot but then winter hit and everything else took a downturn, Ive been looking at workouts to get me through it cause i hear that helps too. I guess itll just take time and commitment, i appreciate man. I dont have anyone else to tell me this and its good to hear someone else other than myself give an input. Ive wanting to get out of this problem as soon as i can and i think youve helped. Thanks man

>>10288722
Would you want to talk about yourself a little? Your Age? baggage?

>>10288732
No worries, man. I know what it feels like to be stuck in a rut. It took me a long time to get out of it. So I'm happy to help. Best of luck.

>>10288735
Well, I'm in my 30s. I've been drinking heavily since the drinking age (18 here) I didn't really consider it a problem, which it wasn't for years since I was just being a care free teenager. I noticed though in my early 20s that I just couldn't stop for more than a few days at a time. I managed to get sober for a while when I was around 24, it lasted a while. No booze, drugs or nicotine. Life was good. But due to a few problems (relationships, mental health) It wasn't long before I went on the full descend back to it.

The baggage is just the accumulation of shit due to booze and drugs over the years not to mention mental health issues. But hey, I take each day as it comes and my long term plans are usually a month in advance because I'm a realist. I feel great just now though. I've identified my triggers and am seeking help. I think I'm clear this time. I've not had this type of clarity... ever.

>start sipping on my alcohol
>just one minute later my heart is beating like crazy
this is it, isn't it?

>>10288756
Im glad youre good now man,(I was the guy you were replying to the past few times) but i hope you continue it.
Life is what you make it, its just getting to sobriety and getting that mindset is so hard for me, but you seem like youre getting it good. So good luck to you brother, i hope you do well. Thank you for the advice.

>>10288756
What help have you seeked if you mind me asking? If its friends or family i cant rely on them unfortunatley.

For sure man, thanks for the nice words. It seems like we all just use Booze/Substances as our safety blanket and use it as an excuse to be a bunch of failures.

We can do it.

>>10288774
>>10288777
My bad

>>10288756
Stories?

>>10288758
Thats tachycadia my friend, its meaning you need to take a break, or if your young keep doing what your doing i guess, alcohol is a TERRIBLE drug. Why is it legal? I would not know.

>>10288783
>18 years old
>Had tons of E to sell
>Be absolutely shitfaced
>Take a handful by myself
>Black out
>Wake up in a prison cell
Apparently assaulted a police officer and it took 8 of them to get me in the van. A guy that worked in the bar I thought I lost my phone in told me once I was released and I went back looking for it.

That's not even scraping the tip. I'd be here all day with degenerate tales from the bottle.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Drinking is pure ecstasy. It's the anti-sadness.

>>10288804
Wrong, a fulfilling life is the anti-sadness, beer is just temporary insanity

>>10288796
Ha, Ive been in a similar situation with blackouts.
>Be me going to friends going away party cause hes leaving for the usmc
>his family and family friends are nothing but firefighters and cops (his dad is a firefighter)
>I arrived a little drunk, Friends keep offering me drinks
>I start dancing, grope a couple girls(so im told but they were okay with it?) meet some milf thats tipsy i start making out with her
> At this point almost the whole room is in shock, its a firefighters wife
>he sits me down, i guess i apologize a bunch have to get carried to friends car
>puke a bunch in her back seat, wake up en route to after party
>horrified when i hear what i did
Tell more, it'll help others not follow, and makes for an interesting tale.

>tfw sick and tired of being sick and tired
I've stopped drinking as much lads, although I feel I haven't drifted into alcoholism because I've never made a session on anything but beer during the night

>>10288796
share more!

>>10284706
>All women are whores
Get that incel shit out of here, neither sex is virtuous. We're all just people with our pro's and con's

>>10284951
>Wife divorced my nazi brother please feel sympathy for him
Lmao I hope your brother dies in a fire

>>10288812
i'm a beer guy for over a decade. usually have 3-4l a day. i have stopped here amd there for a month off most years and had pretty mild withdrawals.. lately though its more full on - heart palpitations, the fear etc. stop while you are ahead bro

>>10285964
Protip: Use a few wipes to get the most of your clay shit and then just blast your ass in the shower

>>10287785
>Thinking people counter protesting cryptofacist riots deserve stabbing
Another alt right dickhead on the wrong side of history

Anyone tried hiding ethanol in dried fruit? Plus would this be a way of getting drunk by eating?

>>10288732
Anywhere that you can snowboard?

>>10288870
Not anymore

>>10288820
Lmao I think I already got the fear when I have nights off drinking. Always have some nightmare about some gross insect thing latching onto the side of my face

>spent almost my whole paycheck on handles
>bought 9 handles of popov at 8am on a Tuesday
>the cashiers look of deep concern was completely genuine

>>10288901

my last one was all of my friends in a helicopter taking off, faltering into a hard landing then an inferno where they all struggled and writhed until they burned into charcoal. I woke up and puked.

>>10288910

half the reason I started making my own.

>>10288915
Not worth the legal trouble for me. I cant get a ffp because of my property size and a small distillers license is 8000 where I live.

And distilling without a license is multiple felonies

>>10288922

that sucks. its not legal here but it's 'ignored' to thr point where brewing shops have a huge stock of distilling items as well.

been a decade since someone was charged here. ah well. are you sure they don't just look the other way where you are?

>>10288910

Are ya havin a party, anon?

9 handles, that's a lot of jungle juice.

>>10287759
You're full of shit.

Post a pic of your court papers then, Fucking liar.


Go larp somewhere else

Too sick to sleep, too tired to stay awake.

>>10288973
No.

I'm going to drink them all myself, alone.

>>10284685
Hell yea dude xD si heil epic dude. You like Nazis dude fuck black pipo haha xD

>>10285496
that is not in control at all

>>10288954
I have no idea if they do or not. It's not worth the risk for me though, I have a daughter.

It's a stupid ass fucking law though, It's EXCEEDINGLY rare distilling is dangerous if you aren't a complete moron. It's also extremely rare you ever hear about it in the news

>having to open your laptop in the morning at work with coworkers around
>have no clue about what I was watching/looking at the night before
Sometimes I go to the bathroom first to open it

Showed up to men's group at church last night already a little tipsy and knocked out a bottle of wine during the fish fry/meeting. We have another public fish fry tonight where I'll probably get hammered then go to stations of the cross. Jesus forgive me.

>>10284037
Good luck anon.

>>10288637
>never realised how much stuff can be done in 24 hours whilst sober.
I don't drink as much as I used to by a long shot anymore, no liquor, only seltzer or wine, but it still takes me all day just to drink them. I'm neet right now and it takes me literally an entire day to achieve a decent drunk and by the time I'm feeling really good, it's night and there's no where to go and nothing to do. Don't live by any friends anymore, don't talk to anyone in my area, completely alone aside from my parents who still love me somehow.
I literally have nothing in life aside from drinking and not having to be homeless, never had a gf or sex once in my life.

I just realized today that everyone in my family knows I'm an alcoholic but It's like an unspoken thing.

I don't think I've seen my mother and father sober in over 5 years. My sister sees me twice a week and I'm either hammered or obviously smelling of alcohol, Yet no one says anything.

>>10286120
>Please shower daily, anon.
I'll try to shower at least every other day now. Heard every day isn't healthy. But i know once a month certainly isn't either. Just drank too much lately thats why im switching to weed. Getting sleep again.

>>10284004
I'm fucking infuriated that I feel full right now even though I got up like 5 hours ago and haven't ate anything or drank a drop since early last evening.
I'm going to start drinking now and feel completely normal again but I'm starting to be so fucking angry during sobriety that I literally am beginning to think that life isn't only completely meaningless but that it's like a harmful universal mistake.

>>10288758
I always have this with weed. Once my hearts beats more than 140, i can't continue smoking.

>>10289243
Cool, hopefully it just stays that way. That's like easy mode dude.

>>10288008
An egg sandwich and a black coffee

>>10288869
>fruit
You know, if you leave regular fruit long enough, just before it starts to actually rot it will be pretty packed with ethanol from the yeast eating away all the nutrients. If you eat it, it will taste like hard cider or something, very boozy.

The problem is the window of this before it rots is pretty narrow, and you'll probably have to eat like a dozen pinapples worth of the stuff to actually get drunk.

if you're looking for covert drinking, best bet might be vodka tampons or something up the old bangeroo

>>10289335
Fuck that sounds good

>>10289402
Pineapple tastes best this way, i think.

Is there a discord?

No there is an irc

>>10289498
if you're not busting my balls, I'd gladly use that too

>>10289505
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

I think I started drinking again.
Was sober since last summer with only two exceptions but that didnt get me to start again really. i didnt even like it at those occasions.
but now i really think it starts again.
been feeling down today, didnt get out of bed and just picked up a few beers.

>>10284004
I’ve drank 2 40 oz today and I’ve got to go work an 2 hours , do I go for 3rd?

Why aren't there any booze delivery services?

Ate 8 THICC slices of mature cheddar and now I can't stop braaping, lads.

On the plus side. 5.5 days dry. Another 1.5 until I can drink again.

I should try to go sober for a week

>>10289601
there are probably 5 restaurants which deliver to my area 7 days a week, delivering booze until 3am.
there are things like this
http://www.alcoholconcierge.co.uk/about-us/
but because you can't fall over here without hitting another booze shop, you don't really need it in the uk.
it will be awesome to have drones one day delivering alcohol and weed though.

>>10289618
Currently doing it now.

I'm nowhere near as deep in the water as some of the fellas here but I felt I needed it.

Sleeping is much better although on Saturday night it felt like a Sunday. I'm so accustomed to the weekend being my vidya + alcohol + music nights. Was weirs. Like time was frozen.

Are some folk just wired to enjoy being absolutely fucking trashed?

I hate it. My favourite state is the state where I'm feeling a good solid buzz or slightly beyond that.

When I get really drunk I get this burst of warmth and a feeling of letting go but it doesn't last too long and I'll revert to feeling sluggish and tired.

I count my drinks to keep in the buzz state. Seeing people drinking all day and as much as they can is intimidating. Can you learn to get to that state and like it? I've been hammered but never liked it.

>>10289638
It's not really a question of liking it more than only being comfortable when drunk. At least for me.
But I've been on le wagon for almost 3 weeks and I'm doing fine.

>>10284777
Jesus christ you are a fucking pussy and a loser lmao
Do you expect anyone so sit around for months after breaking up? I guess you actually do this yourself, presumably because you can’t get laid. In any case I feel bad for you. Get over it, move on

I'm not sure if my dreams are getting better or worse. I slept 13 hours last night and dreamed about getting a great part time job at a video store and then had one where I worked at some sun drenched bakery with some cute blod girl with short pigtails. She kept kissing me on the cheek and rubbing my feet. I only wanted to slit my throat a little when I woke up to my life.

hey

it's been ~36 hours since i took a 25mg librium, will it be safe if I start drinking again?

>>10289708
Same. One time i dreamt someone i cared for was in an accident but they wpuldn't let me near the person. Other time i bow forward to kiss a cutey, only to reveal she has facial hair that grows at an enourmous rate. And other times being in the bus and people saying i stink and should shower.

>>10289739
you could drink on librium, benzos and alcohol are not dangerous. I take them together daily

>>10289751
> being in the bus and people saying i stink and should shower
sure that was a dream, lad?

>>10289761
wait, what? i'm a seasoned drinker but just only recently started experimenting with benzos (mostly the unfun kinds just to treat hangover anxiety)
i thought if you combined benzos and alcohol you could depress your system to the point you stop breathing

>>10289773
Think it was just my conciousness telling me i should shower.

>>10289836
It could, If you drank a handle of vodka and took 100mg of xanax in an hour.

I've taken 6mg of xanax and drank a fifth and the only thing that happened was I forgot part of the night.

It doesn't depress the CNS unless you take opiates too or take an absurd amount of alcohol and benzos that no person would take in reality. THEN didn't throw them up in your sleep

>>10289638
I’m the same. 2-3 beers and i dont need anymore, depending on how much I ate.
Buzz master race
>can still talk to family/friends/girls coherently
>more confidence
>less anxiety
>better memory

>>10289915
>and you still smell of alcohol
That shit hits you in the face, you're fooling no one

Why can't I keep my fucking mouth shut when I'm drunk?

I constantly tell people things I should keep to myself, Like my attraction for them or my racist views.

I fuck up everything...

>>10289866
alright
i guess the nature of my question was basically when do you reach the point where you are no longer "mixing" drugs?
obviously if you pop a pill and then reach over and crack a beer you are mixing, but if you took the pill ~36 hours ago does that still count as mixing?

i'm probably being paranoid

>>10290020
Read the half life of librium.

Idk what it is but I assure you I've drank way more then a few beers on stronger benzos than librium and I'm fine.

You are being very paranoid, You'll be fine man. I assure you.

1.75l anon here. Down to about a liter per day, working helps, but due to my charms I’ve been put part time up to FOH so now I have to force myself to “like” cinnamon gum.
>made a half bag of tendies yesterday for a last minute order (chicken served on waffle folded in half as a sandwich w/ pepper jack and cheddar cheese, hot sauce, and syrup), only needed two
>took the rest home, gave half to a bum when I was having an after work smoke
>today is my day off
>go get my handle at 11
>take care of what I have to do errands-wise
>get drunk, clean a little, listen to some pop punk
>am now enjoying my reheated karma tendies while binging Hulu
Breddy comfy, desu.
I think I’m on the world’s longest taper. I don’t think I’ve been actually drunk in weeks, I’ve been mostly just maintaining. Although, I fumbled my ID this morning because of my hands shanking too hard.
I’m working on it, anons.
I still can’t feel certain parts of my feet. They feel cold all the time, and if I’m on my feet all day they feel swollen in different parts. Anyone else?

>>10289963
I always chew airwaves extreme which removes all smellz of the breath.

As for clothes...davidoff cool water.

Hey guys, I'm very drunk, my gf of 6 years is reaching her limits, I can see it in her eyes.
I also have 2 bottles of wine, which one do I down first? Red spanish sauvignon or a simple Gris?
My life is fucked. I can't love another person. It's so unfair. I had a chanche. I will loose everything, except my job. When I really think about it, the only thing I beg is to make myself love my mother. I care for her, but not in a way that I should. She's my favorite person, and I can't even make her proud.
This life is just ain't worth livin my firends. I wish I could go back to my teens. I wish I could make decisions right. I wish you all could make the same.
Best of luck to you all alckies. I hope I can someday leave this place, and that you can do too. I just wish that day would come sooner,

>>10290031
that's the beetus

>>10290060
Most of the smell comes from perspiration your skin, tard

>>10290060
Hit the sauna a few times a week if you want to smell less like a rancid drunk. Feels good to cook all the garbage out anyway.

>be around attractive females
>start drinking like a god damn madman to curb the anxiety and appear confident
>end up making an ass of myself


Every. Fucking. Time.

My body suffers, my mind is slow and lazy, it's hard to work. Had a warning from my boss.

FTR I'm off the sauce and opiates, and tapering valium.

What can make me stronger? I need help it's too hard.

>>10287384
It is normal, don't worry.

>6 sober evenings in a row
>if I resist to the Call of Booze tonight, I will make it to 7
>the craving gets stronger and stronger

I'm almost certain I won't spend this weekend sober, but 7 days/evenings wouldn't be too bad for a sobriety break. Wish me luck, lads.

>>10289987
>>10290263
I feel you, guys. I feel you.

>>10290222
... Fuck. Anyone else experience this?
/ can anyone else back it up?

>>10290390
It is a sign of diabetes. You should get checked. I'm quite sure I'm prediabetic, and beetus runs hard in my family. I'm amazed I don't have full-on type 2, as I am largely a beer alcoholic and have probably been consuming massive amounts of unfermented sugars.

>>10289076
Why not? I don't get drunk off that.

>>10284004
I can't stand it anymore guys. I can't get drunk enough by just drinking beer and wine now but I'll seriously actively start dying again if I drink liquor again. 10 years and now I have less than I've ever had at any time in my life and it's always been nothing besides my parents. My friends and I all moved to different places and I haven't seen my best friend in person for 3 years. In the past 2 years I saw a different friend once each year. I don't have anyone or anything else.
I don't want to do any other drugs and I hate weed.

>>10288814
read up on evol. psychology/biology. and also look into the etymology of 'virtue' whilst getting throughly red pilled - starting with ancient greek virtue ethics. men are very different in ethical terms whilst women have different imperatives - namely whorely ones.

>>10290274
I read this post in Morrissey's singing voice

ALCOHOL IS MY SPIRIT FOOD I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT SEND HELP

What happens if I try to replace my alcohol with crystal meth?

>>10288814
>we're all just people with our pros and cons
I agree with you, but why are you so eager to defend women in any way then. It's still not equal across the board for you. As soon as the guy said women are whores you immediately blew a gasket and had to call him an incel and protect women in some way let alone respond to him at all.

>>10289612
Whenever I eat more than a small amount of cheese I shit absolute bricks. Huge, rock hard constipation logs. but I love cheese :)

>>10289676
Thanks for the input, but forgive me if I ignore the words of someone who most likely is a sad virgin faggot whose only experience with depression is "when im not drunk lmao"

Is there any worst pain than not being loved?


I wish I was a psychopath and felt no emotion, 99% of the reaosn I drink is because of my feelings

>>10291037
Isn't that the truth. Although I'm a very depressed motherfucker, so everything is either insanely negative or nothin

>>10291037
I don't really care anymore. It's not really an improvement though. I learned years ago to hide my emotions from people and isolate myself. I kick myself every day that I was dumb enough to get a roommate. Probably worst mistake I made in the last few years and my life is too fucked to leave. People ruin everything and I was happier alone.

>>10291037
Getting shot hurts pretty bad. Not right away, but later.

Anyone else feel different from different alcohols?


I feel tired and not really happy or enjoyable drinking vodka.

Drinking beer I feel social and euphoric


Is this a real thing?

>>10291102
do you slam the vodka or sip

Redpill me on the "moderate drinking is good for your health" meme.

>>10290263
>so fucking hideous that my trash personality is the least of my worries
life is a lot less stressful when you have absolutely no chance

>>10291348
wrong neighborhood, friend

>>10291102
for each person, the effects are different for varying types of alc.

i'm hitting gran legacy vodka right now and i feel social and euphoric.

beer is alright, got nothing against it, but it's too heavy after a while and makes me gassy...also makes me sleepy.

beer and wine make me temporarily sociable, but sleepy soon after, whereas vodka gives me that sociable boost + no sleepy feels until hours later.

whisky/rum/teq will completely fuck my shit up.

again, i reiterate, everyone is different. Equality is a lie. everyone has a different physiology and genetic profile, even if you think you look like the same race as someone on the surface.

in general, ethnic/cultural similarities are accurate. so if you're a Nordfag you will enjoy Akvavit, schnaps, etc. If you're Slav like me you can handle the vodka and clear liquor a lot better.

>>10291348
look up "hormesis" and read like 1 paragraph. basically it's good to expose your body to some random shocks and acute stress.

it's bad if you hit your body with CHRONIC stress...


so i would say, binge-drinking randomly, maybe once or twice a week or once/twice a month depending on your body, is beneficial from a "hormesis" standpoint.

but drinking medium to high amounts per day, every day, would do chronic stress and fuck your shit up.

i've tried drinking every day versus drinking randomly, and definitely felt the negative effects of drinking every day....you really do need to hit yourself with random shit to get stronger. if you do the same shit every day your body actually gets weaker, and your mind gets bored.

Well lads I'm fucked now, this week I've started to get the shakes and sweats that y'all are always going on about.

>>10291700
Stop before it's too late.

I started getting that after drinking moderate (no hangover) for 3-4 days of the week + heavy for Friday and Saturday. Bring it down to binge drinking on Friday and Saturday, you might get a bit of shakes on Sunday, but by Monday you should be in the clear.

>>10290382
I am the anon who wrote this.

I am currently drinking a 750 ml of vodka. I intend to drink it all.

Oh well. Have a good evening, boys.

>>10292037

Definitely. The worst part of it is that all the sweating has contributed a bad case of ringworm. Fuck my life.

I think i have brain damage

>>10284004
Shut up you faggots.
I bet dollars to donuts none of you fucks are actual alcoholics.
And if you are, then you should feel like a little bitch for wanting some sort of approval or camaraderie for your retarded lifestyle.

Live your life.
If you want to drink all day and end up in a gutter then do it, just don't post online about how sad you are for choosing to.

how many times a day do you fall over?

>>10292098
no u

>>10292157
Pretty rare since I feel around with my feet while drunk. I walk around my apartment in the dark and I'm fine.

>>10290382
>>10292069

I am this guy. Holy hell I'm such a failure. Cheers, boys. Let's live while we can.

>>10287926
You'll do nothing of the sort, you Catholic wanker

Hello, its been a bit that I've posted here, I'm currently recouping from a nasty fall on the ice as I made my way home from the bar, its been a few weeks. That was also the 3rd time the cops picked me up and brought me home, I swear they must feel so bad for me that they don't take me to the drunk tank, rather bring me to my house.

Was playing dota2 all afternoon since 1pm then around 9 the idea to go out and be social/drunk popped into my head. Walked to the downtown (that is dead btw) and grabbed a 2$ mikes blood orange arch drunk at the Hindu store, let's be honest they are all hindu. Green bay btw, now got a 3$ 24oz fosters at ned Kelly's local pub. Posting here and finishing this, putting in ear phones and walking to the next spot, anyone else do this? Drunk some, get tipsy and listen to music while Taking a trek to the next bar? Will update stay tunned.

4am. About 5 weeks of brutal insomnia. Just got woken for the third time tonight because my ass was about to detonate for the 20th time today. Had a smoke on the toilet and tried to put it out in there, but missed and accidentally put the smoke out on the shaft of my dick. I’m too tired to live.

>>10292347
did you break anything when you fell? i hate waking up with bruises/cuts/dead toenails and having no clue what happened.

>>10292098
ur mom gay

>>10292098
>Live your life.
>just don't post online about how sad you are for choosing to.

>I bet dollars to donuts none of you fucks are actual alcoholics.
Read half the shit here. And I am not necessarily inclined to doubt an anon trying to be honest about his life on fucking 4chan. For most of us, this is the only place we can be honest, candid, and frank about ourselves. I'll say what the fuck I want here, you censorious cunt.

>>10292069
Cheers.

>>10292094
Why do you say that, anon?

>>10291348
Couple of glasses of red wine a week is good. Something to do with anti-oxidants, relieving stress, and heart health.

>>10288814
You are a faggot.

Hydrate, guys. And get your vitamins.

>>10290422

ive got pins and needles and cold left foot but have had all the tests and don't have beetus at all. .. it could just be alcoholic neuropathy mang

>Be me
>Leave bar, pretty trashed
>Call uberpool cause I'm too broke for uberx
>Start talking to a cute guy also waiting for an uber
>Car pulls up, he gets in, I also get in
>Realize after like 5 minutes that I'm in the wrong uber and was too trashed to realize
>Have to get the driver to pull over so I can get out
>Call my uber driver and tell him the GPS must have fucked up

sloppy af

>>10292427
faggot

>>10292412
No I didn't but I had 2 bruised elbows, like bad like they were bruised for 2 weeks, full on black and hurt to touch, my chin is fucked I had a scare from teenage times and made it bigger, it still is bumpy and tender, shaving was a bitch. Trust me explaining it was a bitch to my gf, as now bc I'm a wild child.

At cock and bull now they have 1$ pints. #gettingit

>>10292412
I fell out 2 story window. Only broke a few wrist bones and dislocated some fingers. I took a bit of a break from drinking that time.

>>10292507
Meant to say ex gf, bc I'm a wild child.

Very down but thinking of all the new pussy and ways to fuck these girls or how they fuck, I'm addicted to how different ppl fuck. Man I need to get it together, I'm a father now. Have been for 2 yrs, to twins. The drink is just too good, mind you when I'm with them I'm sober and spend more time with them than their mom.

My coping mechanisms are proportional to the stress of my job. my new boss is just all over the place changing my project purpose every single day.

Too mcuh. popping xanax andd rinking beers every night. being 25 feels like i just gotta ride whichever opportunity i have to the top, but sometimes that's not easy..

much love to you all. only good vibes.

>>10292543
are you splitting time with your children? i can't wait to have children-- totally uneducated versions of yourself lol.


get some makeup for the bruises. not too hard to do. hasn't been a while since i got black e yes and whatnot frm doing coke while blackout, but even then you can cover that shit up.

sipping fucking natty light with shitty cognac mixed in that was meant for cooking. how about y'all?

>>10287488
good lord no. everything would be on fire

>>10292543
>I'm addicted to how different ppl fuck. Man I need to get it together, I'm a father now.

Imagine your daughter getting fucked by a piece of shit like you when she gets older, maybe that will sober you up, or you will just truly hit rock bottom eventually and get the cops called on you because you showed up drunk to pick the kids up from school.

>>10292543
>when I'm with them I'm sober
The fact that you said this completely unsolicited tells me that you're full of shit.

>I'm a wild child
Stop existing.

>>10292543
>wild child

Here's to drinking a pint of vodka before getting ready for work because I literally cannot function without it. I want to quit. I want to quit so bad, but I will lose my job if I do. Make me go half a day without several shots, and I look like some kind of crack fiend or meth head, shaking, scratching, sweating, itching, begging for relief. I can't do it. I know I'm going to die, but I also can't live without the sauce. I'm locked in. If you're still in the early stages, quit. I don't care if you have to go to stupid-ass meetings with losers. Just find a way. Quit drinking. Please. For me.

>>10292157
I very rarely fall over because usually the booze settles my nerves and makes me fluid and dextrous. On a really bad day, however, I do every once in a while find myself unable to find my balance if I trip over something. I have security footage of me literally just falling over with a handcart at the warehouse. That was over a month ago, and the bruise still hasn't healed.

>>10292157
Rarely i only fall over if i trip over my headphone cord while getting up after a while of drinking.

>>10284477
>When I sobered up, I realized that my problems aren't that bad at all
I'm so glad that's the case for you. My problems really ARE that bad. My teeth are rotting out of my skull, my internal organs are dying, I'm probably diabetic by now or at least prediabetic, I suffer from horrible gout attacks because my liver and kidneys don't function like a normal human being's anymore, I have no relationships with anyone, and everyone at work hates me. I'm probably going to lose my job soon, and that'll be the day I just grab the most expensive bottle of Scotch I can afford, and a rope, and treat myself to tasty oblivion. I'm glad your life is salvageable. Live well, if you can. You can do it.

>>10293041
Stop complicating it, If you really want to get of it TAPER, though out the week, hide it water bottles marked by the hour with a sharpie. My grandfather drank for 25 years kept pints on him everyday to stay drunk functional drunk, 1987 valentines day they took him. Went to rehab before rehab knew how to really handle withdrawal, he;s told me he has seen tidle waves crashing down on him when he opens doors going when though his Wd's. My grandfather is now 84 and living good. It's possible. As his grandson and current Al/ck/, stay with it, I am still In the struggle but Im getting there and so can you.

>>10284434
Time. You'll get over it. You'll forget her. I did. I always do. I'm far less concerned about any of my exes than I am about the women I start to get close to and then realize, "oh shit, she likes you or is starting to like you, EJECT! TERMINATE THIS SHIT NOW!" Because I know exactly how it's going to end. I can't do it anymore. I hate that women can't see through me. I hate that they still get close to me despite the fact that I'm a piece of shit. Just stay away. I can't do this shit anymore.

>>10284767
You're probably okay. You will definitely know when serious and possibly irreversible organ damage happens. I literally can't bend over or twist my torso half the time or my side seizes up with a major cramp/pain internally because of my liver or pancreas being completely inflamed and dying.

>>10285512
You might have gout because your organs aren't processing purines correctly. There's probably a bunch of other shit they're not doing correctly too. I went to the urgent care center a couple years ago because I had the worst pain in my foot I've ever had in my life anywhere on my body. Doc knew right away what was going on. He said it was gout and given my blood pressure and other signs he was sure I was a chronic alcohol abuser. Watch your diet, look up "gout diet" on the internets, and take better care of yourself. Be prepared to be about 80% vegetarian, and to pretty much give up most seafood and organ meats entirely except as a very rare treat.

>>10285635
I toy with the idea, every once in a while, of setting up a suicide vacation, where a bunch of us get together, everyone springs for a really nice ingredient, and we all make a really nice meal and have a bacchanal before we kill ourselves. Just a nice, sweet gesture and acknowledgement of each other's existence and struggle before oblivion.

>>10293041
>>10293105

http://hams.cc/taper/

Forgot to post, do it safe. Brain damage is a real thing, I have tinnitus from binge drinking for 8 years.

>>10285715
Gout is the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. I've had organ damage, been punched and kicked just about everywhere you can imagine, including my balls, been burned with a blowtorch, almost completely degloved my big toe, broken bones, chipped and broken teeth, had major dentistry done without painkillers, had beer bottles broken over my head, had epididymitis and testicular torsion (fucking torture), been stabbed and bitten. I would take all of it over the gout pain. There is no relief for gout. You just have to wait it out. It doesn't ebb and flow, there's no position you can take that makes it less painful, there's nothing you can do. Just wait it out until it subsides. You won't sleep. You won't eat. You will just cringe and lie in abject, soul-scarring misery for days.

Yes, gout really IS that bad.

anyone here getting drunk?

drinking some cooking-tier cognac wtih diet cole :(
wouldn't mind some company. here's a stupid video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU&index=16&list=LL-OD6EdeNcgE9s7Tjw0gNag


anyone got some more stupid content to entertain us? will keep postkng

>>10293129
Ay m8, what kind of entertaining content do you enjoy?

>>10284004
>snore so hard you wake up
>phone right under face, face is burning
>look at phone
>apparently in a call
>no response on the other end, must be answer phone
I left a 30 minute message on the phone of some girl I hadn't spoken to since high school and I think it was all snoring.

>>10293129
This song somehow seems fitting for this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5YL2NfXf34

I think what I find to be the strangest thing is that I'm drinking about as much as my parents did right after they had me. Ever since I was born, I can't recall my parents not having at least two brews and two shooters a night ,at the very least. Not to mention a glass of wine with dinner or another brew. They had had me when they were in their early 30s; 1992.
This is more of a blog post but I'm 25 and have been drinking since I was 19-20, with a few years of sobriety under my belt (probably about 2-2/12). And they were nice, but I can't say that I don't enjoy getting off work and following the same routine as my parents.
So, is it in my genes to do this and not suffer any consequences, or am I just predisposed to it? In talking to them, they've never had any health issues, other than my dad with high blood pressure. And they've since backed off drinking like they used to, being in their 60s now.
I'm active 5-7 days a week running, which is something else I enjoy very much, and aside from me coaxing myself into panic attacks about nerve pain, I feel pretty good.
I'm just looking for some general thoughts in regards to my situation. Seems fairly odd considering the "general" public doesn't consume as much alcohol as I do on a weekly basis.

>>10293161
General consumption per night is anywhere from 2-4 standard drinks btw.

>>10293170
I wish I could be you. I drink about a fifth of some spirit every night, plus 4-12 beers to wash it down. On days when I don't have to work, all bets are off.

>>10293184
I'm sorry, m8. I'm pretty lightweight as it is (I've always wondered about that as well). I think the most that I've ever continuously had at one point was maybe 1/3-1/2 of a fifth and then it was straight garbage from there on out.
How long have you been drinking for?

>>10293193
About since I was 20, so 14 years. I'd had a drink now and then before that, but I really started hitting it hard in my early 20s.

>>10293041
How do you not reek of it? Sober people can smell alcohol instantley

>>10293201
They probably can smell it. There are rumors going around that I drink at work. I dunno what to say. Most of that shit goes on behind my back.

>>10293161
>or am I just predisposed to it
i drink a lot but i don't blame my parent's influence for that. my friend's dad was a bad alcoholic but my friend is a light drinker at most.
by the way my mum drank a bottle of wine a night and my dad a six pack all the way through childhood up until i left home at 20. i knew it wasn't normal nor did i let it affect my personal view on heavy drinking which i always knew is bad. still drink though

>>10293170
>General consumption per night is anywhere from 2-4 standard drinks btw.
that's pretty conservative. you're not drinking much at all

>>10293129
Here's a local legend, Glenn Schwartz. Dude lived a lot of life, drank a lot, prolly did more drugs than I ever heard of, it ate his brain and he became a crazy cultist Christian. But the dude can play. He was even better when he was younger. I used to go down to Major Hoopples down in the Flats in Cleveland on Thursday nights to watch him. It was amazing, up until he would snap and start preaching hellfire and brimstone and start spitting on women and calling us all demons. It was great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXIXw-Weq0M

>>10293200
Nice digits. But yeah, the 20s thing is easy to understand. I started my first job then and had some extra cash to throw around at things, and I figured why not booze because it feels good and hey, it doesn't really hurt me. And then it was up to 1/2 a fifth a night for me for a couple years before I backed off.
And now I have nerve damage in my left arm because I've drunkenly gone to bed so many times with my left arm under my body. When it really started hurting, I was concerned I was having a heart attack and then I'd have a panic attack lmao.
What sort of shit are you dealing with, having been drinking for so long?

>>10293206
How much are you drinking now then?
And the conservative bit makes me feel a bit better lol. I don't feel much of a hangover when I get up and I'm pretty good about hydration but the general drinking bit just concerns me. I feel like I could achieve more in work/exercise not waking up so late but then I have the opposite side of winding down at night and just sort of mulling over anything on the internet I come across. Just that sense of ease and relaxation.

>>10293202
What you should say is say to yourself to stop.
I was in the same position as you, and it ended up getting me fired and the spiral went even further. You can do it man. Just focus on that drink at the end of the work day, it will make you feel like youve earned it. This will cause you so much more problems, including a dui and a loss of a good reference. Stop brother, for me. This will only turn worse if you continue

>>10291503
sounds like some bullshit bro science

>>10293214
>And now I have nerve damage in my left arm because I've drunkenly gone to bed so many times with my left arm under my body.
Shit dude, I've fallen asleep in my computer chair so much I also have nerve damage, although not quite as bad. I basically have no feeling in the pinky finger on my right arm. I don't even use it in typing anymore.

>What sort of shit are you dealing with, having been drinking for so long?
Aside from the above? I have high blood pressure, gout, crippling anxiety, vomit a lot, horrible WDs if I stop drinking, lost the girl who agreed to marry me (the best day of my life was when she said "yes." The worst day was when she left), always having to come up with an excuse for why I look sick at work, not having a healthy relationship with sleep (I either pass out entirely or I have the most horrible half-sleep/half-waking nightmares), shitting my pants all the time because I always have emergency-level diarrhea, horrible pain and cramping in my right upper quadrant, constant fear of going to the doctor because he will definitely know that I'm a miserable alcoholic, and also horrible dental problems from constantly passing out before I can brush my teeth, vomiting all the time, and having been afraid/too poor to go to the dentist for over a decade. Also constant nosebleeds because my blood doesn't clot very well anymore. Also wounds and bruises take forever to heal for the same reason.

>>10293244
Shit, man, your nerve damage actually sounds worse than mine, although maybe in the same category. Sounds like your ulnar nerve or your """funny bone""". I get loss of feeling in my pinky and ring finger and aching up through my arm and shoulder/collar bone. But shit, I'd take that any day with your other symptoms.
I'm sorry you have to deal with that shit, man. I definitely feel like I'm on the absolute border of WD symptoms based on what you've described. Have you gone through any attempts at tapering off or seeking help, or do you just feel like it's a lost cause at this point?

>>10293250
I've tried tapering, but it only lasts so long. Eventually I feel so shitty that I just end up drinking like I normally do. Every once in a while I get this weird emotional high and I resolve to quit drinking, and I am absolutely convinced that I will at the time. But it never lasts. In the past, when I fell back off the wagon I just told myself, "okay, you fucked up, but you can do it again." Now, the physiological responses to reduced intake are so bad I'm pretty sure I'm a lost cause. I could check myself in somewhere but I have no money, I need to hold onto my job, and I quite simply cannot admit to my family that I'm a late-stage alcoholic (even though I'm sure they already know, but they've kept up the facade as much as I have). I'm not even sure I know how to taper. Sometimes I feel like I'm okay, but I get into work, and I'm shaking so bad that I'm no damn good at anything. I need several drinks before my body will respond to my mental commands.

>relapsed after five months (this was my umpteenth go at recovery)
>parents had just began to trust me again
>detoxed -ish now
>told them I didn't want to be in their lives anymore because I believe this cycle will never end
Feels badman. But when that desire to drink hits, I will do or say anything to get drunk. They're begging but I have to do this for their sake. I have become a psychopath when I get that desire.

>>10293289
I know how it is. Fortunately, I only have to deal with my mother because my dad disowned me over some stupid bullshit many years ago. But I know she knows, and I can see the shame and pity in her eyes and hear it in her voice. I avoid her as much as possible.

>>10293225
>How much are you drinking now then?
i've been drinking 6-10 beers or a decent amount of bourbon a night for the past three weeks. but i have periods where i drink more and sometimes not at all.

have to be sober for 4 days because suddenly broke

I set an alarm to wake up and buy liquor yesterday when the store opened and shut it off and slept through it all fucking day... apparently I'm a top fucking shithole alcoholic too. maybe I can get it together today. Five days sober btw...

Anyone else here prefer getting a buzz instead of getting drunk? 1 beer is enough for me

>>10293402
This, I REALLY enjoy my booze and get cranky if I don't get some but I rarely have more than 2 drinks in a day (measured, too, I use a shot glass or wine glass). What does this make me?

I'll basically have one drink every day and then 2 drinks on one of the weekend nights.

>>10293243
Broscience is superior to modern science in almost every conceivable way. Modern science = boring shit, testing the same thing no one really cares about over and over again looking for minute variables. Broscience = making profound proclamations about natural philosophy based on a combination of pure intuition, experience, and masculine confidence.

>>10293339
Buy a metal detector when you have money again. You can always find enough for a couple of pints that way in the future. 2 hours on the beach last time netted me almost 15 quid, but places like picnic parks - anywhere outdoors where people sit, there’s always pocket change.
That and a home brewing kit so you can make 1L of around 8% abv for 70p. Essential kit for al/ck/s.

>>10291503
I actually just read about a process whose name I cannot remember that occurs from barbiturate abuse and binge drinking.

Basically, benders are less damaging to your body than chronic drinking because your liver and kidneys habe a remarkable ability to unremarkable recover. However, binge drinking is far worse for your brain, fucks up your frontal cortex, worsens your hangovers, makes you more prone to worse dts and eventually seizures. Also ups your anxiety.

As a binge drinker, this is true, at least from my anecdotal evidence.

>>10293423
A fag

>>10293433
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger bruh

weed cleans your lungs lol blaze it fgt

>>10293482
Did you shake when you were typing this?

>drink an entire 1.5L of red wine in a few hours
>go to sleep
>wake up after a few hours and puke not from alcohol poisoning but from lying on my side with 1.5L of acidic liquid in my stomach
>shitting dark green clay because red wine makes you shit green for some reason

Never again

>>10293552
Just have 1 glass

Just woke from a recurring dream where people are hunting me down because I saw some shit I wasn't supposed. Fuck me that was vivid and I remembered having it before as soon as I woke up. I went out a couple second story windows in it and hit the ground sprinting without missing a beat. I think I need a shrink for my detox dreams alone. How hard is it to get a light benzo script? I legitimately have anxiety issues and want to quit or seriously curtail my drinking.

I'm having 5 tonight and 7 tomorrow this is the official declaration. Wouldn't want to go 8 on a Friday when I got weed too y'know that's all.

>>10293823
Also ordering Chinese for dinner tomorrow so that'll be good...

Yesterday i climbed on top of my cars roof in the middle of the flats parking lot and smoked a whole pack of cigs in like half a hour. Then i rolled off the roof and fucked my hand up. Now my jacket is covered in holes, my hand is fucked, i have cig burns in my ass and my cars probably all scratched up.
What's the most fun you have ever had drunk alone Al/ck/?

>pass out drunk browsing wall street market for dank shatter
>leave TAILS on for 2 days fucking straight
>11 days later got a notice from my ISP that they found "abnormal traffic" and will cancel my contract if it occurs again


Does that really fucking happen? Are they likely to notify the police?

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