/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>not opting for the patrician battered sausage
Truly pathetic

I am drunk and that looks fucking marvelous.

wow
sausage potatoes and gravy
so unique
truly the epitome of haute cuisine

Why do their fries always look like stage props
Inb4 chips

>>10292837
This is why your country is being overrun with mudshits anon

>>10292837
>sausage not battered
KYS

>>10292837
What an abortion.

>>10292837
That's literally a sausage and potatoes, how can it qualify as a local food anywhere, that's what I might eat if I'm too lazy to go shopping.

>>10292842
>>10293131
fat cunts

>>10293294

The individual ingredients may not be unique but its execution is.

>>10293306
am not fat

>>10292888
Looks more like chippy sauce to me

>>10292837
>-dly executed garbage.

>>10292854
I'm sober and that looks like shit.

>"fries" with no seasonings
>a boiled sausage

I mean, I'd still eat it, but that is sad looking.

>>10293698

About sums up the thread.

>>10293131
That literally looks like shit. Like out my ass, shit.

>>10292837
>2018
>being a Scouser

>>10292854
I'm drunk and it looks okay, but not something I'd go out of my way to get.

>>10294004

I’m drunk and the op image makes me feel like vomiting, and I had cold Taco Bell in bed for breakfast and wish I had more.

>>10293131
American here. Battered sausage is something I didn't know existed, and we deep fry everything.

>>10293698
Every time without fail

>>10292837
Looks like a s___ o_ s___

>>10293715
>calling chips "fries"
>thinking neither salt nor vinegar is seasoning
>thinking chippy sausage is boiled

Chippy is the best!

>>10292837
*blocks your path*

>>10292837
id drunk fuck that up any afternoon.

>>10292837
-sically shit?

>>10294412
>American here. Battered sausage is something I didn't know existed, and we deep fry everything.
Are you forgetting that the corn dog was invented in Texas?

>>10293131
>>10292842

>>10293556
It's a sausage on top of some potatoes, it's hardly revolutionary or unique

>>10293715
thinking gravy isn't a seasoning. lol. you dont have a gravy shaker on your table that you microwave when company comes over?

>>10292837
>get drunk and deep fry two kinds of sausage with frozen corn and leftover vegetables
>better than england's terrifying dog-wieners and soggy fries

What the fuck is wrong with that country. Requiring ID for soda, picnic-ware, flour, and eggs is bad enough but FFS have some pride in your food.

>Yuropoor food
Not even once

I fucking hate fish and chips
>bland,soft, dry potatoes
>gristle filled meat which is poorly seasoned (also bland)
>gravy, cheese etc. are all microwaved ready made shit
>greasy, overweight teens serving

>>10292837
Add cheese curds and make that a poutine you fucking savage. Maybe then you can call this food.

>>10292837
bad.

looks like shittier poutine

do cheese curds justify the price difference of poutine? usually fries + gravy is 4 while poutine is like 6 where i live

>>10297718

dairy is always expensive to make/ship

>>10292837
English food is so bad that they conquered half the world in a desperate attempt to find something edible and they still managed to fuck it up once they got it back to England.

>be british
>get fat

>>10292842
>sausage
Don't you mean " Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube"

>>10298259
Good one, mate.

>>10292837

where are the scraps la?

>>10292837

>>10293715
>a boiled sausage

Is that just a fucking weenie on some fries?

>>10292837
Subpar chips, bland and tasteless sausage made with subpar meat, likely to contain horse. And to finish it off, disgusting fake gravy made from bisto granules.

I don't even dislike British food, but this is low-tier, poor quality pleb food.

>>10293698
YES patrician food

>be England
>Home of Lord Sandwich, inventor of the sandwich
Hey see that meat between bread? That's British, you're welcome.

>>10293731
Fuck off you dirty little wool

>>10298259
>emulsified high-fat offal tube
literally nothing wrong with any of this

>>10298909
it is how the best sausage is made.

>>10292837
go back to bed you stupid fucking brits. French fries and a hot dog? ooh la la five Michelin stars

>>10292837

-d

>>10295197
Battered sausage is second only to battered halloumi as a non-fish chip shop main.

>>10292854
>>10293715
im sober and id demolish that
side of mushy pees anyone?

>>10296468
lol what are those
probably taste alright tbqh

>>10297230
What shitty chippy places are you going to? A nice chippy place is godly.

>>10297362
t. frenchie candicuck

>>10298642
>american style mustard
>amerilard cheese

>>10296468
What the fuck is thst thing.

this is a british sandwich

>>10298726
yep, is that a problem?

>Not in cake form
Pathetic

>>10296468
>>10299293
That's the traditional Dutch dish 'Kanker' you fucking morons

>>10292837
how is that english food again?

Black pudding

The only thing british food has going for it is the fact that it's light on rotten shark, fermented herring, and bleached cod.

It's terrible, but it could be so much worse.

>>10292842
going to a chippie and ordering anything that hasn't been battered is class 1 soy boy behavior

>>10299269
literally couldn't be anymore obsessed

>>10293698
Don't forget the jellied eels, yum.

>>10293131
>battered sausage
do britbongs really do this?

>>10300650
says the one who was making a point about british food first. can dish it out but cant take it.

>>10299439
Brexit hasn't even happened yet, dumbfuck.

>>10293131
>>10292842
In Scotland you can't get that kind of sausage without the batter.

>>10292837
>not battered black pudding

>>10293131
How can we take something from America and make it more disgusting? - bongs, probably

>not a battered pizza crunch with curry sauce

I feel my arteries clogging every time.

>>10300939
hes gotta tell you before you lose all internet and electricity

>>10301114
>Deepfried, congealed blood

Why won't the Brits stop?