/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10285972
How does she get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10286195
This made me a little queazy desu :/

>>10286195
Like popping a big, swollen cyst

HOW DOES HE ESCAPE THE EGG FORTRESS

>>10286241
she has to sell them all

>>10286195
Is that cheese or potato soup?

>>10285972
I'd love to see her shit all that out.

>>10286195
Is that just a whole ball of mozzarella wrapped in bacon?

>>10286195
Looks like a pain in the ass to eat

>>10285972

I want to rub her tummy

>>10286199
That's a clever way to look badass while trying to disguise his eyes crying from chopping all those fucking onions.

>>10285972
She is perfect
I want yuka to be my wife

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10285972
i wish she would eat just one, and a fry, and then come give me a hug

>>10286199
master curry chef

So what's the secret behind these mukbang videos? Really good editing, or do you think these skinny ass Korean grills purge themselves after filming the video?

>>10286500
starvation ahead of time?

>>10286500
anorexia

>>10286195
mmm abscess

>>10286195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZN4r8p6KbU

>>10286199
Where do I get one of these super sharp, probably cheap as heck, flimsy knives? Always see them in India food videos.

>>10286622
is that kerosene

>>10286500
is there anyone another skinny girl other than yuka who does it, isnt it just some bullshit how her stomach expands a lot and that most of the food isnt digested and goes straight through her, but that it also pushes her other innards away like how some people don't realise there pregnant because its behind their ribs

>>10286630
It's from Kay's Good Cooking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

>>10286627
Reminder that wafer iron cakes were invented by the French and deep fried breaded chicken by the Scottish.

>>10286695
So chicken and waffles counts as fusion cuisine.

>>10286684
Is there a way for him to exit without damaging his product?

>>10286695
Fuckin white people trying to steal black heritage.

>>10286721
Yes. You're not seeing the entirety of the structure in that video.

>>10286727
please don't start, who cares.

>>10286647
Normally, I don't enjoy YT comments but some of the shit on her videos is hilarious
>I'm so pleased to have found this channel. This is what Lasagna should be about: meat, tomato puree and mince with onions. No bechamel sauce, no cheese and no herbs to confuse the taste buds. I like my food to simply exist in my mouth without drawing attention to it's self by having flavour. Thank you, Kay.

>>10286500
She has a stomach condition where the barely digests any of it. There's an x-ray of her with 30 big Macs in her belly someone screencapped from a variety/talk show.
She basically just shits it all out.

>>10286684
No. You must eat all the eggs.

>>10286622
Cast iron autists will tell you it's """"""seasoning""""""

>>10286684
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10286736
>no herbs to confuse the taste buds

>>10286617
from India

>>10286617
probably in india

>>10286684
>Side eyeing the camera man because he thinks it might be a health inspector.

>>10286758
>implying he needs to leave ever

Is there pipes under the sand?

>>10286863
What sand?

>>10286764
Reminder that shortly after winning that gold medal she had her vagina and anus probed by a perverted doctor. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

>>10286863

>>10286195
When you pop that lip pimple

>>10287071
Cerebral palsy QT trying her best.

>>10286684
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10286684
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10287071
I can see how she stays so skinny

>>10286617
they are made sharpening busted up parts of other cutlery like spatulas and frier spoons and such
t. poo

Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

infinite noodle chopping

>>10287420
>sees the guy recording her tits
>presents it to him
That's both cute and lewd.

>>10286747
What i wouldn't pay to see a woman shit out 30 big macs.

>>10287586
That little bit where she flaunts her perfect, supple tits just for a second is ridiculously sexy to me for some reason. Cute and lewd indeed... That kind of shit really does it for me.

>>10287420
>qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes
Was she making them or rolling her face into them? Because I want to see that!

>>10287547

"Noodles"!

>>10287194
>We have such sights to show you...

>>10287612
this?

>>10285972
She eats so much cheese and fried chicken. I swear every other video is either her trying KFC's latest offering or some ramen/instant noodle deal with a block of cheese mixed in.

>>10287629
Now there's an engineer

>>10286346
It'll also be a pain in the ass to shit out. I wonder if it's served with exlax

>>10287919
Damn that looks fucking delicious

>>10286684
You don't have to tell me how you get out of there but you do have to eat all the eggs.

>>10287861
holy shit

>>10287919
I will be making this today. I do wonder though if I can substitute stuff in it like baby carrots with normal carrots.

>>10285972
What is her bfp?

>>10287659
Close enough. MOAR!

Also, thanx.

>>10287420
Once you see her spitting in the food at :19 you can never unsee.

posting for a friend >>10287745

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521008492906.webm

>>10288098
This is stupid, please don't post it again.
>Haha, look at this fat chick spout memes!

>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos
>inb4 turkish ice cream troll
>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer

>>10288102
yeah i know it's cringe-teir but someone referenced it so i posted it

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>>10288109
>look MOMMY I posted IT again!!!!

>>10288079
>Baby carrots are regular carrots but cut to two inches big
Jesus, I thought it was something different.

>>10288105
now add egg porn

>>>/gif/12347552

>>10287071
I'd wreck her anus so hard

>>10288117
Don't worry I had to explain that to my mom too. Baby corn gives it a bad name

>>10286622
>>10286752
Wait, I was seriously hoping that's soy sauce and this is some Asian cooking video.

>>10288117
>>10288168
Is this some new stupid meme like crust cutting?

Yuka has a digestive mutation that makes it so she does not absorb food nutrients well. In her own words the food "passes right through [her]." In the frequent cuts in her videos she is not throwing up the food she just ate. Instead she is shitting it out. In a typical Yuka video she stops to take a shit at least 4 times.

>>10288209
so the food passes through relatively unchanged, except shewed up a bit. i could eat her poop and get nutrients from it.

found my waifu.

>>10287586
the determination in her eyes on trying to flip those pancakes....

>>10285972
It's obviously impossible to digest all that shit before it comes out of the other end.
How many calories and nutrients do you think she actually absorbs from all of that?
That looks like 10000 calories or something, but I'm sure she's only getting 5000 and the rest is coming out as an off-yellow blob.

>>10285972
What kind of past life wizardry do you have to perform to come back with such a life.

May I request webms of those crazy Mexican street foods, the one where the person dumps like a bag of chips and then 20 different sauces/seasonings

>>10288392

>>10288398
These make me sick but I am deeply fascinated. I find it hard to believe a country can out do Americans with food abominations

>>10285972
My husbando Banzz is cool too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSThExSsAi4

>>10287629
>Deus Ex machina

>>10288224
>having a poop fetish

>>10286695
Who cares

>>10288209
Then in order to survive, she has to eat like this daily? otherwise if she ate like normal she'd be dead.

>>10287919
There is no way my boy Ignis could even make half his recipes at a campfire with the tools he has

>>10288453

>>10288459
if you don't enjoy the smell of your own farts then there's something wrong with you

>>10288392
>>10288398
How are these even supposed to be eaten? With a a fork? Bare hands? Chopsticks? Do you have some specialised tool I'm not aware of?

>>10288465
she could inject nutrients. i'm pretty sure that's happens to people in coma who can't eat.

>>10288105
>It's not on the list

Victory

>>10286747
Wow, luckiest woman alive

>>10288603

>>10288609

>>10288203
Nah mate, there aren't as popular here, plus I never used them in the different kitchens I worked at as well, so I never learned anything about them.

>>10288616
party pizzas!

>>10288293
>thinking she digests any of it
she'd be a hambeast, she obviously just throws it all up after

>>10288465
She posts almost every day so presumably she eats like that every day too

>>10288684
see
>>10286747
>>10288209

>>10288694
Must be nice to enjoy the taste of all that food with the consequences

>>10288695
without

>>10288695
Sounds expensive and tedious to me.

>>10288700
maybe, I wonder if she's constantly hungry. That would suck

>>10286622
he probably overcooked some meat or bacon and burned it, and its disintergrated into the oil discoloring it. i know because i've seen it happen. tastes good desu

>>10286684
How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>>10288453
If he was not a retard he would of put the steaks on the left, burgers on the right and hotdogs bottom right. And if he wanted to complete them at similar times he'd start the steaks 10-15min before the burgers and throw the hotdogs on the last 10 minutes assuming they are Hebrew nationals or similiar. Idk pretty retarded to just lay completely different items out on the grills like that, I guess it looks nice and neat when you first lay them down.

>>10288695
>Must be nice to enjoy the taste of all that food

>taste of all that food
>taste
>mcdonalds
>food
>mcdonalds
>taste
>nice
>enjoy
>mcdonalds
>""""food""""

>>10288827
I'm sure billions of people don't eat it for the nutrition

>>10286727
Just because they fucking eat it, doesnt mean its "black heritage". You guys always trying to steal shit, even food whites invented as claim it as your own just cause you love it. If you ended up boiled in a soup, youd be know as "uma delicia". Lol

>>10288392
>>10288398
So what the fuck are these things even called?

>>10286758
>>10286721
>>10287201
>>10287203
He deliberately lays the eggs around him in order to force himself to sell all of them. Great technique if you ask me.

>>10288830
>billions of people [...] eat it
Source?

>>10287194
I swear. Chef Tony looks like such a fruit. He looks like he regularly gets his gay stache blasted with man gravy and then proceeds to give people big, wet, man sludge kisses for the lulz.

>>10288827
How much of a snob can you possibly be? Fast food has taste, how dumb can you be to not understand that? It's taste is that of fatty, sugary, meaty, food. It's bad for you and people know it, but that love that proceeded, fake-cheese, full fat flavor. Same reason people like soda, that huge sugar bomb.

I like good, well prepared, well balanced food as much as anyone else. But to be so much of a snobby faggot that you don't understand why people like the taste of mickyD's just makes you retarded.

>>10288851
>how dumb can you be
>mickyD's just makes you retarded
Answered your own question, to be desu.

People don't like the taste of McDonald's. They just think they do because the high amount of sugar and salt actives their mesolimbic dopamine system in their brain, just like the nicotine in cigarettes. They feel like high combined with the spike in blood sugar and they associate the taste with your flagrant homosexuality. Yes.

>>10286752
I cook with a cast iron pan every day ive never had it color anything because i am not a neck beard living in my own filth.

>>10287861
Impressive

>>10286617
kiwi

>>10288824
>steaks 10-15min before the burgers a
Found the retard. Are you jack? Do you think you have learned.

>>10288209
How does this meme keep appearing?

>>10288599
you eat it shitfaced in the scirching mexican sun

>>10285972
Where's the webm of her vomiting back up everything she ate?

>>10288907
i got you.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521032753197.webm

>>10286500
>Korean
You ignorant mother fucker

>>10288914
curiosity got the best of me. much regret

>>10288907
>>10288914
>>10288981
kek

The Lesson: On 4chan be careful of what you wish for.

>>10288603
someone post the one where one of them tries to open a can by hammering a knife directly into the top. raymond blanc's look of abject and unyielding disappointment always gets me.

>>10286752
Seasoning isn't supposed to come off your cast iron pan. It's toxic. You're also not supposed to use metal utensils in a cast iron pan because they will scrape the seasoning off like on any nonstick pan. Lurk moar.

>>10288117
The pre-packaged ones tend to be soaked in bleach. That's why they get that weird whitish coloring after a while.

>>10288372
Lady in the grey sweater is a woman after my own heart.

>>10286622

>>10288105
>>10288109
shine on

>>10286199
There are people who struggle to even dice an onion.

>>10288590
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>10288084
>not being able to do a handless fap
This kid's an amateur.

>>10287659
huh

>>10288599
Non-American spotted. If you were one of us you'd know that you simply distend your jaw and dump the whole mess in.

>>10286630

Sure smells like it

>>10288093
lol she spits in the food at 14

>>10287861
Give that man some props. Damn.

>>10288608
That man has lost an additional bit of hope he thought he didn't have.

>>10289535
that isnt even the weirdest food fetish. how is your first year on 4chan going?

>>10286195
It looks like a giant whitehead. Yuck!

>>10288700
She's probably getting donations and revenue so she's basically eating for free.

>>10288117
Mind blown

>>10288608
I don't understand why

>>10288109
Can you make it clickable next time? I want to see those webms.

>>10285972
>ywn be her toilet

>>10288405
great britain already exists

>>10286325
this

>>10290159
>tfw children are tougher than you
How do they do it?

>>10289740
Mexico is not America.

>>10287861
This, a dozen times, in every can of 'deenz.

>>10287861
Tiny food guy has some knife skills

>>10288593
what the fuck

>>10287586
This is fucking sad. My Left Foot was a sad movie.

>>10286195
whatever that is, there's too fucking much of it

>>10287906
I get bothered by how lukewarm most of that has to be. Just film that shit at the restaurant and at least get some fresh ones as you go.

>>10287629
are these like crepes or something?

>>10286758
He doesn' t. He' s only allowed to leave when all the egg dishes are sold.

>>10290427
well, you see, gooks and chinks aren't human so even though they look like children they're actually a different species

>>10286199
I would've done the exact same thing in his situation, except replace the onion with my fingers.

>>10286684
How much does he charge for an egg sammich?

>>10287906
what happened to her hand?? ╥﹏╥

>>10291020
she tried to eat it

>>10286884
>implying you wouldnt probe her anus

>>10288224
wat?

>>10286195
I think i might actually try this out, wrapping a ball of mozzarella in bacon and ovening it until it's done and then putting the whole shit on top of some nice loaf of bread.

>>10288093
>>10289874
I would pay for that food just to eat her spit.

>>10288203
That is actually pretty neat.

>>10288224
thanks for forcing me to google this but now I know what "cow blowing" is

>Cow blowing,[1] Kuhblasen,[2] phooka, or doom dev,[3] is a process used in many countries according to ethnographers, in which forceful blowing of air into a cow's vagina (or sometimes anus) is applied to induce her to produce more milk.

>>10291243
anon, watch the webm again....there is no udder, adn you can see the dong in .005 second of a frame. hes huffing meth and getting high

>>10291255
nah, you just don't know anything about cattle anatomy, what an udder looks like on a cow that's not bred specifically for milk production, or where a steer/bull's sheath is actually located

t. ag student

>>10288203
Lol chicken nakey!

>>10289252
pathetic

>>10288224
i regret watching this

>>10286195
one time i popped a huge cyst on my testicle that exploded with such force, bloody pus sprayed all the way to the top of the door in my room.

this reminds me of that.

>>10286199
ARE YOU WATCHING, MARIE???

>>10290159
With a glass of milk

>>10290427
they are just used to it.

I want to know how she eats so much fucking food with so little drink

>>10286627
Is this supposed to look good or something?
Looks fucking sickening

>>10287547
I fucking hate rotini.

>>10286884
She also got railed by at least 10 different olympic gods while competing. The olympics are basically "Watch the most beautiful, physically capable people on the planet be better than you. Also their living quarters are basically a non-stop orgy."

>>10288596
I relish the treat of smelling a really rank Dooky or a seriously hot and stank fart. I get impressed with myself

>>10288835
Mexicans anon, they're called Mexicans. Or meskins.

>>10287586
She spit in his food lol

>>10292076
Well, it is nigger food.

>>10291568

that made my shoulders shoot up, my balls recede, and my toes curl

>>10286500

THIS ENTIRE VIDEO MADE ME ANGRY. AGGGH WHY USE AN EYE BLEEDENING YELLOW SPATULA? WHY CHUCK THE STEAK AT THE PAN? WHY BUY A STEAK THAT COMES IN PLASTIC?

EHJFKSKWRKVKKVSKWMVLVLCLALSKFMVKVKHGFLCLXPSPALWLASMCCMVMVMGMTKTKFLDLSLW

>>10288682
I love you

>>10288616
>>10288682

That's what it looks like, but is that was it is?

You have to eat all the eggs anon.

>>10287586
How she moves looks like how i feel in some dreams and those dreams just feel awful. I could only imagine that hell

>>10288712
she had a vlog where she said growing up she was always hungry and never satiated. imagine living in a state of constant hunger.

>>10288224
African cuisine

>>10286500
>open
>see ring
>close

>>10287586
She puts more effort than any of us here can ever do.

>>10290689
In that case, I am based Homo sapiens and should be able to outperform them.

>>10292059
Then I shall as well.

>>10287906
>>10285972
>>10288209
I really want to know what her poop looks like.

But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...

>>10293759
I always wonder whether posts like this are ironic or not.

>>10286617
just sharpen your knives senpai

>>10286884
Did she won gold?

>>10293774
Seems like pasta to me.

>>10292972
>constant hunger
Could be worse

>>10293759
Don't care for the pubes and thank you part, but I do have an interest in seeing what happens after eating that amount of food. It's all junk food so I hope she doesn't develop a medical condition and keel over.

>>10288862
>People don't like the taste of McDonald's. They just think they do
post of the year right there. someone screencap it for the next time we choose banners for the boards

>>10288203
Impressed.

>>10290420
>>10286325
She throws it all up actually.

>>10294102
no she doesn't
retard

>>10294123
Yes, she does. She has said so in several tweets. Stop pulling shit out of your ass just because you want to believe that you too can eat anything you want if you know the secruts.

>>10294129
>She has said so in several tweets.
>Stop pulling shit out of your ass

>>10294129
care to link those tweets?

>>10294150
>I haven't read her Twitter so it's you who is lying!
>>10294160
Sure. Gimme a minute.

>>10294175
I'm waiting you dirty virtual boy

>>10288224
>cuck rimming his bull

>>10286622
I didn't know Joe Rogan had a youtube channel

>>10293774
Half and half

>>10286758
He can't. He has to cook and sell them all before he can get out.

>>10286884
>>10293832
No, she got silver, hence the look of disappointment on her face.

>>10287629
silly daddy, you can't eat carpet

>>10286195
>people think of a massive zit instead of a kiev

grim

>>10292624
The eggs are already cooked. What the fuck is he doing?

>>10292624
how can one human being be so fucking inept at preparing food
why is he so retarded and why does he keep showcasing it to the world
why

>>10286622
the secret ingredient.. is gasoline

>>10286199
it's kinda neat until the end when it just flies all over the place

>>10294129
You're such a retard it's unreal. There is literally, and I mean literally a video on her condition. Please take your own advice and then also kill yourself shortly after.

>>10286630
it is motor oil

>>10292620
Solitude pizzas.

>>10286752
No they wouldn't, dumbass.

>>10288203

>>10288405
Those are Mexicans. One of the few peoples with a higher obese population than the USA.
Scotland too.
Gross.

>>10287194
can we get just the first 4 seconds of this webm? would make a great reaction image,

Has Jack been working out? he looks pretty good

>>10286617
you can get any cheap knife to cut a hair in midair, just sharpen your shit.

>>10288398
I'm not sure how latinos can ever make fun of Americans when damning evidence like this exists.

>>10287861
>600 dorrar

>>10286199
He's a master of cutting onions, but watch him lose a finger when you throw a carrot in there.

>>10288084
whose titty are we seeing here?

>>10294931
underrated

>>10288608
That and the coconut one are staged right? I don't know the source but surely those two women can't possibly be that completely retarded

>>10292393
worst of all it's some kind of motorized pepper grinder

the fucking goon

>>10287420
More of this goddess?

>>10296980
But how did she get in?

>>10296980

lift the cheek

>>10294265
>dirty virtual boy

>>10288392
>>10288398
This is what happens when the majority of successful people in your country are seasonal migrants. They go north looking for work, and they have a great ability to mimic without learning. They cook all types of food; American, Latin, Asian, European, Mediterranean, and so on. However, due to their low pay, they always take leftovers from the restaurant to eat. No meat, just sides and whatever sauces and spices they can sneak out of the kitchen. They build a culture around the idea of theft and mimicking. They claim to be a proud and strong people, and some politicians will hold them up as noble without ever explaining the truth.

What truth is that? The truth is, the only reason they have bridges south of the border is that they figured out how to build enough house wall frame to span a river in between their meals of chips, beans, noodles, sauces, and spices that pollutes that very river so badly that the water is undrinkable.

>>10286684
How does he break all the eggs without getting out of there?

>>10287586
I wanna take her out for sushi.

>>10287659
Was NOT expecting that.

>>10288603
Women have no place in the kitchen.

>>10288608
That poor fucking knife.

>>10297356
It's a fucking shitty comedy sketch you absolute nigger.

>>10287586
God I feel so frustrated for her. I wouldn't wish that lack of control on my worst enemy.

>>10297484
No, its real.

>>10292667
It looks more like how I move when I've been sleeping on my arms and they've gone numb overnight.

God it must suck to be like that 24/7.

>>10288593
>Human_Transmutation.webm

>>10297547
I would. I even wished it on you.

>>10287609
Those poor tourist countries really know how to maximize the tourist dollars.

>>10287609
Tragic that such a cutie has such a shitty disorder

>>10287659
god i wish she pooped on it

>>10287906
i would eat all her poop and if she wanted to puke that up i would eat it too

>>10287861
>Food for manlets

>>10288084
what movie is this?

>>10297684

>>10297692
It's not a movie. It's an Australian commercial.

>>10297712
i find that hard to believe, what commercial then?

>>10297705

>>10297712
>commercial
then why is he covering the product with his hands, that's bad advertising if it is a commercial

>>10297726
For Mars Bars. From the late 90s.

>>10297737
I didn't know I could like Mars bars more

>>10295584

>>10287071

I wonder how many dudes she fucks on a monthly basis. I'm sure she has a million orbiting losers sending her marriage proposals all day long.

>>10297692
I think it might be from an Australian film titled Puberty Blues but I'm not completely sure.

>>10297705
how he make the egg wtf?

>>10288848
the sign outside every mcdonalds

>>10288392
>better squeeze some lime on it otherwise it might taste fuckin nasty

>>10297863

>>10290444
Geography much?

>>10297886
Stop being pedantic. Those other countries are so irrelevant they aren't worth mentioning. 99% of everyone in the world knows that America means the United States.

>>10297874
>haz deporte

>>10297886
There was a court case over this. A US brewery fought an older Canadian brewery over the term "oldest brewery in America" and the US brewery won.

The USA is the only America.

>>10286500

iGagged

>>10298028
what did you expect, it's dollar tree shit
>everything's a dollar!!

>>10298042

It could have been made edible, well done

>>10288224
>The cow giving a "wtf dude" look after he blows its anus
I kek'd so hard I woke up the neighbors

>>10298046
It's a FUCKING LEAF.

>>10298161
kek

>>10297797
A bird made it. A tiny tiny bird.

>>10297705
What's up with the milk, what is made in that pot?

>>10298046

20 DORRA GAJIN SCUM

>>10289261
jesus christ, that giygas wojack
petrifying

>>10297705
Autism.