/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10278102
I would eat that

obligatory

breakfast after 11:30

>>10278092
You know those are good in hot cocoa.

>>10278126
the vanilla pods taste way better

>>10278123
>tfw could only afford the small set

Is it safe to eat marbles? Asking for a friend

Brown paper tastes fucking good. I don't swallow it but I like to chew it and savor the juices.

do you guys remember those scooby doo snacks that were actually dog food? the advertisements were so vague about whether it was for dogs or not, it had pizza and cheeseburger flavors

>>10278161
they just pass right through

t. ate marbles as a child

>>10278092

>>10278187
>he doesn't eat paper
lol

Special meat

>>10278195
Literally the only edible, digestible, and barely nutrutious thing posted yet.

>>10278195
Yea those are actually made out of food.

>>10278283
>>10278290
They are just plain flavored cheese balls.
Get over it, spergs.

>>10278298
>balls

>>10278134

>>10278156
What are these

>>10278341
Tiddly winks, nigger

>>10278094
Noma appetizers?

>>10278341
old memes

Technically edible, civil war soldiers used to eat them to spread out their rations.

>>10278409
Yeah, but those were tallow, not paraffin wax.

>>10278115
It would be extremely poisonous.

>>10278741
4u

>>10278092
Fug, I wanna go fishing

>>10278741
Not poisonous, just inedibly bitter

>>10278747
>>10278741
Underrated af

what are they trying to hide from us anons

>>10278094
Is this how pretzels grow?

>>10278813
It's not even poisonous, just a choking hazard.

There's a pet shop in my home town, and they're notorious for making doggie biscuits look like the most delicious cookies you've ever seen. I fucking hated seeing that shit growing up.

>>10278820
It's barely even a choking hazard, it just irritates your skin.

>>10278094

>>10278843
Dog treats are completely edible, especially if its home made. What do you think would go into a dog biscuit thats indigestible to humans?

>>10278195
Cheetos without the "cheese"

water beads

>>10278843
This company sells dog cookies that are more delicious than human cookies

https://bubbarose.com/

>>10278092
did anyone else really want to eat Lite Brite pegs as a kid
they're like semi-transparent Mike and Ikes

Lite the grill up senpai.

>>10279072
I don't eat pate either

>>10278853
it barely even irritates your skin, it just tastes bad

>>10279194
It doesn't even taste bad, it just makes you thirsty.

>>10278126
i want to eat one so bad, they look so delicious.

>>10279194
It doesn't even taste bad, it's delicious and healthy.

>>10279113
>brown
No thanks.

>>10278747
Fuck, beat me to it

>>10278126
>>10278139
>>10279212
fuck off teens

>>10279246
>he’s not a teen
fuck off old man

>>10278996

>>10279256
>>10279246

>>10278092

chernobyl tour food

>>10278123
>>10278195
>>10278409
>>10279169
>>10279289
Plebs, all around me.

>>10278126
>>10278139

>>10278268
bait

>>10278161
I bought a big barrel of like 300+ marbles from KB Toys way back when they were having liquidation sales. I ate them all one night. It was kinda cool.

This always looks delicious to me. But it's not.

>>10279284
>Prion meme
>Vitamin A poisoning from human liver

The edgy fag who made this knows nothing about human physiology.

>>10278282
pic related

>>10278195
I ate those all the time in preschool. We went to the factory where they made them on a field trip, I spent the whole time eating the ones that were lying around and the people giving the tour thought I was weird. I can still remember the taste, I kinda want some now.

>>10278283
>edible
Really? What are they made from?

>>10278092

>>10278106
>made with real bacon
it's not FAIR

>>10279694
like less than 10% real bacon, the rest is mostly sawdust and additives to give it texture

>>10278094
Is that candy brittle on a mossy log?

I can have the sensation of eating candy while fishing without spending hundreds of dollars you pretentious fucks, and my candy doesn't get wood on it.

>>10279212
yeah but have you ever held one? it's even worse. they're so soft and plump

>>10279084
Can you use them to jerk off tho?

>>10279762
>10%
that's more than what "bacon flavored" human snacks have.

>>10279343
The food is actually alright there

>>10278741

>>10279582
did you make rattling noises walking around?
how long did it take you to poop out the last marble
did you count them going in and out?

>>10278820
the colored ones with the dryness indicator are toxic

>>10278156
Man I use to suck on one of these while playing with them at school. How did I not get violently ill

>>10279113
story?

>>10279931
>did you make rattling noises walking around?
Yes. I had to try and hide it in school.
>how long did it take you to poop out the last marble
I don't know. Most of them came out the next night.
>did you count them going in and out?
I counted going in. It was actually a little over 300. I was so full that some of my shirts wouldn't fit. I didn't eat anything for else for a day.

>>10279366
I only ate elmers. I would rub that stuff on my fingers until it dried and peeled them apart very slowly

>>10278106
Real bacon is definitely better, these would work if you were going to die of starvation though

>>10279965
thank you for sating my curiosity on marble consumption
one last question: at what moment did you decide to start eating 300 marbles, before you bought them, or were you playing with them and just decided to start eating them

>>10279988
No I hadn't originally I intended to eat them. It just seemed like a fun idea at the time.

>>10278092
toilet paper

>>10280001
ty anon

>>10279207
it’s not even make you thirsty, just like it

>>10280008
I also can't say I'd recommend it, or at least not 300 of them. And don't do it unless you don't have anything to do for the next day. And obviously don't shit the marbles into your toilet.

>>10280062
i'm not going to do it, i was just curious as to the mechanics and motivation behind ingesting 300 marbles
it's not every day you get to converse with a guy who decided to eat 300 marbles and admit it

>>10280081
Ah. Well what can I say? I'm the adventurous type.

Who hasn't licked one?

>>10279965
I kinda want to try this now, what the fuck is wrong with me

>>10279682
cornstarch
In case pets eat them

>>10280131
Wonder what their nutrition profile looks like.

>>10280117
licked? hah. I was made to chew on bar soap for saying a "dirty word" when I was a kid. At least they didn't make me swallow it.

>>10280149
These were objectively the best fleshlights. That new shit they have nowadays is nothing in comparison to the countless nuts busted inside these things growing up.

>>10280221
I feel like jerking it in one of those things would be really inefficient based on how they work.

>>10280185
they aren't deadly
you will just feel your liver cry while you trip your face off for a few hours

>>10280254
A little lube and you just keep tugging it, works like a charm. Like a vacuum cleaner for that dick.

>>10280257
That is forbidden enough for me.

>>10278843
I used to try pretty much everything we fed our dog growing up.
If that stuff isn't acceptable to eat for you, why would you feed it your best friend?

>>10280291
supposedly, filtering them through a reindeer and purifying it makes it better

Edible and tasty but be prepared for normies to ostracise you if you dare to eat one.

>>10278092
What kind of fish falls for that? It doesn't even look remotely natural.

>>10280525
Its not bait. Trout like it!

>>10279366
Shit man I remember when I started elementary school they gave out glues that smelled exactly like Sprite tastes, no wonder kids were munching them up (also me and my friend liked smelling them which probably isn't that good either).

>>10279958
Lymphedema legs

>>10280439
are all the normies around you fussy children or something?
that's just an overgrown shrimp

>>10280525
fish can’t see color retard
it just looks like a lump of shit that smells and tastes good to them

>>10278106
The smell of these things always reminds me of burnt clutch.

>>10280558
>fish can’t see color
You are so unbelievably stupid.

>>10280606
probe me wrong

>>10280558
Yeah, that's why they made the bait in all the colors of the rainbow, with glitters.. for the fucking fun of it.

>>10280617
Your embarrassment is just one google search away, now silence, fool.

>>10280620
That's for the sake of the chumps buying them.

Glitter is fair enough as it catches the eye, whether a lure is diarrhea yellow or fluorescent blue does not make a difference for the fish.

>>10278820
kids pulled a prank by putting this in another kids food at the elementary school i went to. The kid died. . .

>>10280624
just did, what now

>>10280714
t.m.curie

>>10279366
>Diet of the Marin crops

>>10278123
>that kid who liked the scent of the black marker

>>10278126
what brand of ravioli is this

>>10278187
graph paper is the patrician's choice, get fucked plebs

>>10281144
>Enjoying the delicate scent of anisette
That kid was the only patrician in a sea of plebs

>>10281160
>he doesn't exclusively eat blotting paper and handmade egyptian papyrus
check out this fucking chimpanzee

>>10278282

>>10278134
Cappuccinos and other milky coffee after food or 12:00

>>10279343
Looks far better than the stuff they served us in Florida public school.

the smell of rain on fresh soil

>>10279343
does the guy in the green have enough fucking bread?

>>10280549
That's just the heads. I'll eat a few if someone serves them to me, but I'd prefer to use them for soup and stock.

>>10278187
brings me back to having the cold/flu in school. those paper towels cut up your nose, but once they're wet the smell is amazing.

>>10280353
Chocolate

>>10278409
I want to stick that in my bunghole

>>10278123
The cinnamon ones literally smell like I just wiped my finger through my sweaty ass crack and took a deep inhale

>>10279807
It's slime mold...

>>10280525
The fish people try to catch with those are farmed fish used to stock water ways. The dates for when they are to be stocked are released and fishermen duke it out on the shore elbow to elbow casting out crap that looks or smells like the pellet food the farmed fish were raised on.

They may as well go to the super market.

>>10278195
I MADE BEER WITH THESE ONCE AND IT TASTED OKAY, TERRIBLE-OKAY, BUT OKAY.

>>10278268
this guy knows whats up

>>10278283
You can actually eat the bleeding tooth
>>10278102

>>10280117
Sisters convinced me it was cheese when I was really little and mom washed my mouth with it when I spit on my sister when I was somewhere around 12.

I've honestly had worse things in my mouth.

>>10281830
the soap in a christmas story looked so delicious to me as a kid

>>10280654
>>10279936
Not true, I've eaten dozens of these.

>>10281997
same - I made a bunch of money taking bets to eat this stuff in elementary because my dad is a chemist and told me it’s harmless, unbeknownst to the other kids.

>>10282095
>>10281997
Is almost as this international site has people with different backgrounds thus a same opinion can't be share to them all.

>>10282177
Care to try that again, ESL?

>>10282240
Kek

>>10279106
No, but thanks for the nostalgia I completely forgot about these things.

>>10282240
keque

>>10282240
lole

I've always wondered what pic related tastes like

>>10282668
waxy, and almost like what bad morning breath smells like if you understand

>>10282668
I can answer this question with much certainty. I enjoy scat sex. I play with my own and others poop, I taste my own and others poop. I have had large amounts of my own scat in my mouth, I have had men and women shit (and piss and cum and drain their menstrual blood) into my mouth. I have used fecal material as a vaginal and anal lubricant, and I have masturbated with fresh stool. I have found that shit, in general, tastes ind of like what you might imagine salty clay would taste, but generally with much more texture. Feces from a person with a primarily vegan diet has less detectable flavor but it tends to have a course mouth-feel. Feces from a person with an omnivorous diet, leaning heavily toward less fibrous food is denser, smoother and tastes and smells "worse" than the alternative. I can categorically confirm that there are detectable differences in flavors of shit when the diet is spicy vs more fruit based vs more blander - grain or dairy - based. Does it taste "bad"? I think the answer is basically yes but for me in the same way that getting spanked for a masochist "hurts" I'd be more than happy to answer other specific questions if anyone has them.

>>10280654

>>10280117
what does it taste like?

>>10282680
4chan is a magical place

>>10282668
Bitter. Like tonsil stones mixed with coffee grounds.

>>10280620
I can't tell if this guy is being sarcastic or retarded.

>>10278106
Ive tried these. Terrible

>>10278195
I once stuffed one of these up my nose when I was 3. I had to go to the emergency room. Was a pretty good experience 7/10

>>10280277
>it bursts from my sheer girth
>saline everywhere
>cock covered in glitter
>little starfish and beads litter the bathroom floor
this could have been avoided if i just bought a sleeve from jlist.

>>10282680
I see, thank you Scat anon.

>>10282680
Almost forgot where i was for a second, cheers mate.

>>10282927
>lying on the internet
>>10282680
It always interested me why someone would be into such a thing, please continue

>>10280654
That kid was actually a moisture elemental.

>>10282680
by now i should know better than to come here first thing in the morning

>>10282680
Fascinating

Do Pajeet poo poos taste like a vindiloo curry?

>>10280439
fooken prawns

>>10279182
missing out

>>10279284
Eating any brain gives you CJD. Just as receiving HIV negative blood during surgery gives you aids.
Fucking brainlet

>>10283422
>not eating someone else's brain to gain their knowledge

>>10278396
My parents had rabbits and I used to lick those shits all the time.

>>10279284
>everything is slow roast
Almost like we're too much work to eat.

>>10280439
Eh. Deep fry them.

>>10280530
But...it's...literally bait.

>>10281348
>freshens your whole kitchen

>>10283178
Spicy honey

>>10278843
I made dog treats for Christmas (extended family together has about 10 dogs). The ingredients were just pumpkin, peanut butter, egg, rice flour, and bacon pieces. I also glazed them with bacon grease and peanut butter. I left them to firm up on the counter and came back to find my dad and uncle eating what they thought were just small savory Christmas cookies. They'd gotten through a third of the pan and said they were fantstic kek.

>>10280277
>>10280149
>>10280254
uncircumsized penises remind me of these

t. literal fag

>>10279284
t. Albert Fish

>>10278396
I used to lick the ones that we had for the sheep

>>10279958
Pretty sure that's from one of the shows with fat people, where they have to surgically removed a fuck ton of fat from their legs because it's causing health issues

>>10280117
>pleb-tier taste in soaps
Anon doesn't know the sublime flavor of LUSH soap.

>>10284360
they take the fucking skin off too?

>>10284262
little boi meet

>>10278843
Am I the only one who sees a womans back and ass?

>Gammy that smells good
>can I eat it
>no, its "Polpuree"

>>10278137
once bit into the salt dough ones as kid
cant forget that taste until today.

>>10280117
>not using soap that's demand nearly drove the main ingredient extinct

>>10281830
>I've honestly had worse things in my mouth.

go on...

>>10280708
>weird ass cut screencap without source
lol.

>>10278106
Beggin Strips are gross, but I've had some other similiar dog product that tasted just like soft beef jerky. A weird little non-chain pet store that used to exist near my house had a bowl of the treats out on the cashier's counter and some kid I went to the shop with showed me that they taste good.

Low tier, but still.

>>10279685
Yes

>>10285608
I stuff the wrapper into my mouth after and suck on it to extract the last remnants.

>>10278187
>Brown paper tastes fucking good. I don't swallow it but I like to chew it and savor the juices.

Fucking legend made me kek.

>>10279965
this literally didn't happen just in case anyone was wondering
>>10280121
don't try it, you will very likely die or require major surgery

>>10285613
>doesn't chew the wrapper until it becomes mysteriously pleasant-yet-shameful muffin gum

Some jarred candles make me wish I could dig into them with a spoon and eat them like gelato.

>>10285623
kek

>>10285632
>jarred candles
why were the candles jarring?

>>10285685
I know what you tried to say, but you failed. English is a bitch.

>>10285632
>not woodwick
plebian

>>10278092

is this bait

Bath Bomb

>>10279169
Omg yass

>>10282680
Sometimes after wiping my bum I smell my fingers afterward. I tell myself that it's to see if it went through the paper but on some level I just want to smell it, besides, I'm going to wash anyway and it always smells every single time. Do you think I might be a closeted scatfiliac?

>>10278813
>not eating silica gel

>>10278126
I don't know why anyone would wanna eat them. I just want to squeeze them

>>10283302
I want to plunge my dong into each of those cups in turn.

>>10279343
Those Russian cafeterias are the shit

>>10279106
what the fuck are those

>>10285680
Only floor I've ever wanted to lick.

>>10285632

Satan is cruel.

>>10281799
>Although the fruit bodies of H. peckii have been described as resembling "Danish pastry topped with strawberry jam",[8] and Hydnellum species in general are not known to be poisonous,[33] they are inedible due to their extremely bitter taste.

>>10284910

>>10279621
https://youtu.be/eFqvKXkGOu4

>>10279087
a lot of the dog cookies at petco are literally just diabetic cookies

anybody else have mild xylophagia as a kid? i used to eat toilet paper and newspaper when i was like four. please don't laugh.

>>10278106
I dared to try these (dumb kid), not good don't recommend

>>10284600

I remember an Anon saying he worked at a store that sold fancy handmade soaps like that, and he constantly had to walk around the store picking up small bares of soap off shelves and out of baskets with small bites out of them because retards kept thinking it was fudge or something, realizing their horrible mistake, and trying to put it back in the pile of soap without making a scene.

>>10287019
Shit, I chew on bottlecaps as well

>>10283431
Without seeing the picture you're quoting, this comment is hilarious.

>>10284600
>in the process of moving
>taking some boxes of shit from car to house then going back to old place to get more
>trying to get a lot done so just throwing the boxes down right inside the door then heading back out
>tiny dog is in the house, never a problem leaving her alone she's an older dog and pretty lazy
>come back and see a ripped open plastic bag
>shit what did she eat, check label and it was a Lush massage bar
>GF is freaking out saying we should take her to the vet
>I'm saying nah she's fine it's not going to kill her but in a bit she might wish it had
>sure enough an hour later this little bitch is begging to go outside
>let her out and she starts blasting foamy sludge from both ends
>just alternating shitting goo and yakking up foam
>goes on for about a minute and a half before she's just standing there shaking like a shell shocked WW1 vet
>hose her off and let her back in

I figure if your dog is going to eat soap they can't do better than something like Lush, nothing really aggressive in the mix to fuck you up worse than a real upset tummy.

I have no desire to eat any of this shit
have you all been subjected to like mind control or cosmic radiation or noise weapons or something what the fuck

>>10288429
I bet you eat beef, pork, chicken, and turkey. YOU are the one who has been subjected to mind control!

>>10278094
Jalebi is nasty, but worth trying once.

>>10278126
Don't even joke about that. They're extremely harmful according to this doctor who is so reddit he couldn't keep a gf while being a doctor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmibYliBOsE

>>10278195
The bf likes to eat exactly one any time he gets them. The easter bunny will be including this in his basket because I told him he likes packing material.

>>10288620
>I'm a girl, pay attention to me
The Post.

I don't even know how you pieces of shit live with yourselves.

>>10286786
old meme

>>10288624
At no point did the poster indicate they were a girl.

>>10278161
>marbles

They're doing it on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG6EOci0suI

>>10279284
Eating humans is idiotic, and even more stupid would be eating the brain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

>>10288932
Yeah, looks like if you travel to the past and go to Papua New Guinea and eat do it you can get in real trouble.
Retard.

>>10282927
10/10

>>10288957
Kuru doesnt have to be present in the victim to give you kuru, it's not a virus like HIV... just by eating the brains/spines of other healthy people some singular protein can be folded in such a way that it becomes a prion, propagates and gives you kuru. Of course, eating someone with kuru is an effective & surefire way to get it and takes the gamble element out of it.

>>10285226
It literally says “Fish Fact Monster says,…”.

>>10280525
Bruh ive caught SO many trout using that exact bait

>>10284600
I ate several of there jellies last Easter they had this Brazilian orange bunny it smells so good I ate the fucking thing it soap taste

>>10288006
Even if it was fudge, who just fucking does that without paying for it first?

>>10279284
Want it as a poster in my kitchen

>>10278137
Crafty Mexicans and their glass candy...

>>10278268

>>10285838

>>10289079
ITT; kids who were in special ed

>>10280149

>Forbidden foods
>Posts OG fleshlight

>>10289326
>tfw I'll never taste fresh gagh

>>10279289
I ate play doh and had zero problems. A salty treat.

>>10289569
I'd break my teeth for that chocolate rock candy.

When I was REAL young I used to chew on those crinkly paper streamers. They had the most bizarre taste, it wasn't bad though. Probably poisoned the shit out of me.

>>10287343
Like I said you can, meaning are able to do it without dying, eat the bleeding tooth

>>10288612
Give me a rundown, I can't stand this guy

>>10278134
I've been sick af for the past week and this made me heartily kek. Thanks anon.

>>10280149

>fuck one of these
>it pops
>sparkly chinese factory water full of lead all over my dick and legs now
>probably gave me cancer

>>10287954
Doggo is dead?

I know you could probably eat them and pass them just fine, but you probably shouldnt. I just know I see a bowl full of these and my brain goes DELICIOUS CANDY.

>>10290111
should have fucked a pringles can full of warm microwaved deli meats like a normal person.

>>10289851
very lethal if untreated
Cells are comprised of water and fat
it cleans em good

>>10284600
I got some soap that smells like lemonade from Whole Foods and every time I use it I want to lick it.

>>10290286
Do not recommend
I used to do this but then my friends found out.
Now they call me proscuitto dick

>>10280117
I have a strange urge to cut soap.

>>10288274
Yeah, especially after reading the scatfag's post up there.

>>10288957
Almost everyone has prions in their brain or liver anon, but the damage they do is exponential, they don't always spread but when they do, nothing can be done to stop them and at some point they will spread faster and faster and kill you by putting holes in your brain.

I'll get one down one day :^)

>>10289298
jej

>>10284262
That guy's a real jerk

I had a cold the last time I was in Paris so I used baguette to wipe my nose and ate it in view of others.

All of it.

>>10291641
I've eaten a popsicle stick before. It takes too long to chew wood to a point where it feels safe to swallow.

>>10280714

>>10291953
i use this explanation a lot when i have to tell someone why i don't eat beef.

>>10292113
>it takes too long to chew beef
Either you're eating really bad beef or you don't have all your teeth.

>>10279113
That's a mushroom

>>10283422
>he hasn't has lamb brain
lmao, brainlet

>>10292193
>he hasn't has

>>10292202
had

>>10292236
Better, brainlet.

>>10289662
Me too. I was surprised to find them salty.

>>10283422
>being this americanely retarded

>>10290391

no, on the gf situation I mean

>>10280558
>>10280617
>>10280628

Spawning Colours.
Fish when they're going to spawn trade their drab hide colours for much more vivid and spectacular ones that are both reflective and visually colourful: greens, oranges, blues, reds, all the primary colours are possible and present here to display how sexually healthy and FERTILE they are to one another so they'll shoot their goo.

Fish wouldn't bother with such things if they couldn't see colour.

>>10292447
kek

>>10292469
faggot

>>10292518
Anon that was posted nearly 4 years ago

>>10285617
>hurrr this did not hepnen I are profeshunal, you will dye!!!1
There is no reason that any amount of marbles would cause an issue with your digestive tract, especially if they were all the same, small size. Unless you swallow something particularly large, irregular, or toxic, the body doesn't give a shit. That's like saying people would die or require major surgery after eating thanksgiving dinner.

>>10293640
What the hell is this anon?