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>> No.10277663

>>10277655
>webm thread
>other boards
>thinks we like
>/ck/
>things we hate

>> No.10277681
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>>10277655

>> No.10277700
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>>10277655
nice

>> No.10277704

>>10277700
is that just meat in a tortilla? none of the ingredients that are RIGHT THERE

>> No.10277707

>>10277655
I don't know about you guys, but I'm really excited for the egg stand webm to show up!

>> No.10277712 [DELETED] 

>inb4 is excited to see the egg send guy webm show up

>> No.10277717

>>10277663
/ck/ doesn't like anything.
Even when we get good webms some anon will bitch about [insert ingredient] in the recipe.

>> No.10277737

>>10277700
Where's the rest of the taco, amigo?

>> No.10277743

>>10277655
how does he get out without breaking any of the eggs?

>> No.10277745

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10277753

>>10277745
he has to cook all of them

>> No.10277765

muchos huevos

on a serious note how does he get out of there?

>> No.10277768

>>10277655
What is that? Some kind of poop sandwich?

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filename related

>> No.10277786

someone post the egg fort guy one. i haven't seen that one in forever

>> No.10277798

>>10277772
you fucked up the filename dumbass

>>10277786 right here >>10277772

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>> No.10277809

>>10277772
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs ?

>> No.10277810

>>10277798
no I didn't he is a faggot, faggot.

>> No.10277813

>>10277655
>how to ruin a burger

>> No.10277823

>>10277772
What is that nigga in the foreground eating?

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>>10277655

>> No.10277829

>>10277772
wtf how does he get out without breaking the eggs? Or better yet, how did he even get in there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10277832

>>10277772
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10277842

>>10277772
How does he inb4 the Event Horizon without breaking all the memes?

>> No.10277843
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>> No.10277854

>>10277843
My room right now.

>> No.10277906

>>10277772
I will never get /ck/'s obsession with this. Obviously there's just a door in the back.

>> No.10277932

>>10277700
>no gloves
:(

>> No.10277941

>>10277801
My sweet tooth just fell out.

>> No.10277955

>>10277854
You live in the kitchen?

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>>10277932
it is not common for them to use gloves

>> No.10278038

>>10278004
them giant rotating skewers with whatever grilled meat is probably the best thing those dune coons have ever came up with

>> No.10278061

>>10278004
>half of it falls on the ground

>> No.10278091

>>10277681
I wanna run this webm through dream Weaver

>> No.10278098

>>10278038
They load them up by literally having a guy stand on it so his body weight pushes the meat down. Ultimate foot fetish food.

>> No.10278101

>>10277772
>not the extended directors cut version
why?

>> No.10278103

>>10278038

Dune coons has so much less impact today than it did in the 80s. It basically just makes you look like a dumb child living in the past where America wasn't a huge shit box. You're you're own dune jiggaboo now.

>> No.10278111

>>10277700
>Sorry no flour tortillas gringo but here you go ese

>> No.10278120

>>10277717
Idk /ck/ responds really well too viral marketing shills

But actual OC not really

>> No.10278121
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>>10278120
Are we viral marketing?

>> No.10278124

>>10278103
Why are you so upset about it then lol

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>>10277801
That looks like some shit a 10 year old would come up with.

>> No.10278133
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>>10278121
Nah cuz that's our of business plus I don't mind viral marketing too much if it's actually clever or leads to a good thread or discussion, it rarely ever is though it's shitposting about taco Bell or McDonald's just to keep the logo on the front page

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>>10278101
Here's what you missed

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>>10278168
Why does he look completely terrified of the camera

>> No.10278184

>>10277932
>thinks gloves automatically prevent all bacteria from getting on their food

In many cases, an employees gloves will have more bacteria on it than their hands.

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>>10278176
Never realized before the milkshake the one dips his whole hand into is soy milk and soy ice cream

>> No.10278192

>>10278186
Does that thing have AIDS?

>> No.10278219

>>10278192
I'm pretty sure it *IS* AIDS.

Also those horrible wristless elbow-hands.

>> No.10278227

>>10278192

Seriously? That thing could be a walking advertisement for Durex or some shit. "Think condoms are pointless? Look at this AIDS ridden thing! Want that to be you? No? Buy Durex!"

>> No.10278242

>>10278176
I'm getting a few gay vibes from this.

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>>10278219
Seriously the more I look at that things hands the more jarring they are, they just look disproportionate I guess

>> No.10278253

>>10278244
It looks like the were fused to the underarms after a car wreck or something.

I'd suspect a fish-eye lens if the pavement in the background. wasn't perfetly straight.

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>>10278253

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>> No.10278355

>>10278322
Some places have a very strict spaghetti policy.

>> No.10278365

>>10278322

Man, this looks so shit

>> No.10278369
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>>10278355
>>10278365

>> No.10278377

>>10278322
Man I though it was gonna be a oven dish "carabonarra"

>> No.10278384

>>10278369

This is the most american thing that i've ever seen

>> No.10278385

>>10278377
>over at girls house
>she was gonna make carabonarra
>decide to be a sperg and ask why she'd want to eat that
>she nervously says shes not good at cooking
>say i'd be willing to show her how to cook something
>she just takes steak out of the freezer and asks how to make steak and salad
>use her grill outside, teach her how to do the simple task of making nice steak
>show her the simple task of how to make a simple salad with what little vegetables she did have
was a strange night but at least I didnt have to eat carabonarra

>> No.10278390

>>10278385

Did you fuck her?

>> No.10278391

>>10278133
>squeezing the bag
how about cutting off a corner of the bag and pouring it

>> No.10278394

>>10278390
no, she offered but I told her I was saving my virginity for marriage

>> No.10278395

>>10278390
No I have a wife

>> No.10278400

>>10277772
>pls stop filming me

>> No.10278402

>>10278138
sauce?

>> No.10278410

>>10278103
Speak English or leave, shitskin.

>> No.10278416

>>10277704
the spoons are facing the other side so I imagine you go around and put in whatever you want yourself because that dude can't be bothered to provide service aside from slapping some gristly meat onto a plate.

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>>10278410

>> No.10278430

>>10278418
Even if I were American, you'd still be some filthy Arab.

>> No.10278437

>>10278402
On the floor, did you not see the dog?

>> No.10278452

>>10277655
I'd eat a lot of things but.. I would not eat a bukkake burger.

>> No.10278462

>>10278437
keked

>> No.10278463

>>10278138
>When you are trying to be Cooking With Dog.

>> No.10278490

>>10278430

whiter than you, mohammad

>> No.10278500
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>>10278322
/Ck/ never seems to endlessly surprise me with just how creative people can be as fucking up otherwise decent ingredients

>> No.10278502

>>10278463
Other than Cooking With Dog, the only Asian cooking channels I respect are Maangchi and Bob's Your Uncle.

>> No.10278657
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>>10278121
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO HOOK IT UP TO YOUR PHONE?

>> No.10278659

>>10278103
What the fuck is this nigger talking about?

>> No.10278672

>>10278391
Theres fibers and shit in there pouring wouldnt work

>> No.10278673

>>10278138
stop humanizing animals pleaz

>> No.10278674

>>10278385
What's wrong with carbonara? That shit is fucking delicious.

>> No.10278940

>>10278164
Good dildo harvest this year.

>> No.10278953

>>10277801
I don't have the patience for this shit.

>> No.10278976

>>10278674
I fucking hate peas and parsley.

>> No.10279021

>>10278164
geoduck without shells?
wtf are those

>> No.10279028

>>10278164
That turned into some efukt shit real quick. What am I looking at?

>> No.10279041

>>10277655
why ruin a decent looking burger?!
i mean sure, it's not the great looking one but it was edible before the cheese

>> No.10279045

>>10278004
Why is there a pineapple on top?

>> No.10279046

>>10278385
>takes steak of of the freezer and cooks it to same evening
jesus christ anon, you should go to jail for that

>> No.10279149

>>10278164
thailand has so many sex change operations that penises are now one of their main food sources

>> No.10279203

>>10277772
How did he break into the movie business without getting out of his legs?

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>> No.10279574

>>10278976
Peas in carbonara?!

>> No.10279575

>>10279491
still waiting for the video of him getting a tiny onahole to jack off his tiny 1 centimeter penis

>> No.10279584

>>10279574
it's traditional.

>> No.10279613

>>10279584
are you retarded?

>> No.10279675

>>10278500
I would beat the shit out of my cat if it did that

>> No.10279683
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>>10277932
>use gloves
>touch everything with gloves
>touch food
As long as they wash their hands it's fine

>> No.10279708

>>10279613
A traditional American carbonara has ham, cream, peas and parsley.

>> No.10279720

>>10279675
You can't blame the cat, glitches like that happen randomly.

>> No.10279782
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>>10279708
no way, can any burger back this up? carbonara should have none of those things except maybe parsley if you're a faggot

>> No.10279785

>>10279708
That doesn't sound bad at all, but fuck me that'd be disappointing to receive if you were expecting the pure egg and cured meat version.

>> No.10279929

>>10278369
why not at least grill the hot dog a bit?

>> No.10279952

>>10279708
> traditional American carbonara
that's an oxymoron, my friend.

>> No.10279979

>>10279708
Why not put some peanut butter, jelly and pineapple in while you're at it?

>> No.10279999

>>10278369
Later on he got hired by Tasty.

>> No.10280006

>>10277772
Wtf how many eggs does he have to eat to get out of there

>> No.10280013

>>10279979
That’s a traditional Filipino carbonara.

>> No.10280014

>>10279708
don't forget the grated cheddar cheese (now melts)

>> No.10280016

>>10277772
if I took off these eggs, would he die?

>> No.10280022

>>10279149
hahaha

>> No.10280072

>>10277801
the culinary heritage of flyovers.

>> No.10280086

>>10278138

pretty fucking funny

>> No.10280130

>>10278164
imagine putting this inside your vagina

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>> No.10280220

>>10277801
Literally what the fuck is the point of eating this.
Its breakfast food on top of breakfast food.

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GIFs are allowed too, right?

>> No.10280408

>>10279491
> spinich
I am Jack's burning hatred

>> No.10280422

>>10280139
what the actual fuck

>> No.10280457

>>10279491
tiny kitchen == best kitchen

>> No.10280468

>>10278004
disgusting

>> No.10280494

>>10278164
gross

>> No.10280539

>>10280408
I mean, that is actually how you pronounce it...

>> No.10280546

>>10278138
at least the dog is actually involved in the cooking process here

>> No.10280657

>Tasty has a japanese channel

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>>10280139

>> No.10280764
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>>10280657
They have a jap editor

>> No.10280765

>>10279491
This was so cute!

>> No.10280785

>>10280758
This is horrible.

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>>10280758

>> No.10280798

>>10279491
If one cuts tiny onions, do they weep tiny tears?

>> No.10280804

>>10279683
Looks like it's an outdoor stall with no running water

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>>10278322
jesus wept

>> No.10280853

>>10278322
>deep-friend spaghetti bricks

I want to be understanding, but what the fuck

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>> No.10280878

>>10279782
I can attest that I've seen it but I don't know if it's common. I think most do not. Saw it this way in London one time but it was in a holiday inn

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>>10280139
cooking flank steak for tree hours on low...

>> No.10280897

>>10278369
i probably need to try this if i ever find mac and cheese on brazil because why not

>> No.10280955
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>> No.10280968

>>10280871
can someone explain ls?
i think i want to eat all of these

>> No.10280978

>>10280871
is that rice flour? idk

>> No.10280981

>>10279045
So it's warmed on top, and its delicious juices can fall onto the meat marinating it.

>> No.10281018

>>10279613
Why are you falling for his "pretending to be retarded" bait?

>> No.10281020

>>10280657
The Japanese tasty's are the only totally non-cancer ones

>> No.10281070

>>10280955
>British cuisine

>> No.10281259

>>10280955
Think this would've been less gay if they just got naked and fucked all webm

>> No.10281292

>>10277655
should've doused them fries with the cheese sauce. this is just stupid.

>> No.10281299

>>10277707
how does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.10281304

>>10277772
how does he get in there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10281306

>>10281299
he has to sell all the eggs before he can leave

>> No.10281310

>>10277801
1' 10" of pure autism

>> No.10281330

>>10280310
you animal. MODS!!!!!!

>> No.10281334

>>10277772
>>10278168
closest ive seen virgin and chad next to each other

>> No.10281355

>>10278121
the best part is that you can get one at Goodwill for $40, even though it's actually worthless since you can't get their proprietary super-healthy Capri Sun pouches anymore.

>> No.10281356
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>>10279708
>A traditional American carbonara has ham, cream, peas and parsley.

>> No.10281371

>>10277772
how does he egg out of there without breaking the gets?

>> No.10281372

>>10280310
Not that one you sick fuck.

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>>10279683
>>10279683
>>10280804

>> No.10281379

>>10280310
reeee

>> No.10281389

>>10279782
I have seen it before. It's really 99% down to the quality of the place you go to though. Some diners will serve it, in which case yes it'll have all that shit.
On a related not, this seems to be more a North American thing than a US thing, since I've had the exact same version served to me in Canada as well.

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Kindly requesting the webm of the japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

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>> No.10281458

>>10280968
first is a glutinous rice flour dumpling filled with black sesame paste which is apparently deep fried? just a sweet dumpling with a filling similar to that of peanut butter, never had it fried before but eh
it's basically filled mochi
second is just a noodle dish
third i have no idea

>>10280978
first is glutinous rice flour, second two are just normal flour

>> No.10281482

>>10278672
>Theres fibers and shit in there
fucking why

>> No.10281578

>>10281482
apparently it was pulped up food inside

>> No.10281652

>>10281394

this green (under-ripe) papaya salad must be really good 'cause all jungle asians seem to make it.

>> No.10281673

>>10277700
>three plain, but can you give me a sec so i can record for insta kthanks amigo

>> No.10281695

>>10277809
>>10277829
>>10277832
>>10281304
he lays the eggs while he's in there, and cooks them all before he leaves. waste not, want not.

>> No.10281700

>>10278103
t. IT'S OUR WORD

>> No.10281703

>>10277801
>rainbow cereal

>> No.10281772

>>10278269
ehh, looks nasty

>> No.10281823

>>10279782
I've never had carbonara, but I've researched it a little because I want to try it. No recipe I've seen has that shit.

>> No.10281832

>>10281772
can't spell nasty without "tasty"

>> No.10281895

>>10281823
yeah it's interesting, try cacio and pepe for an even simpler recipe

>> No.10281897

>>10277801
Is this the food network's final form?

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>> No.10281948

>>10281673
That's the worst part, you know it's some asshole who thinks cilantro and onions are gross

>> No.10281958

>>10281948
I think you serve yourself the toppings on the left but I'm not sure

>> No.10282137

>>10281958
youre onto something, that just may be it. because the toppings tray is slopen to the left.

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>>10278138
I thought he was gonna cook the dog

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>>10280457
I agree.

>> No.10282646

>>10281901
I'm 90% sure this is a joke. The glove at the end is mostly what makes me think that, but it does get more rediculous as it goes on

>> No.10282717

>>10281356
Carbonara, isn't that italian pasta?... without peas

>> No.10282726

>>10280955
Bread with fries.. are you freaking kidding me? ... people are retarded.

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>> No.10282745

>>10277772
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10282749

>>10282731
my culinary integrity says no
but my taste-buds say YES.

>> No.10282785

>>10278138
that dog's comedic timing is breddy gud

>> No.10282806

>>10280897
if you can get pasta, you can make mac and cheese. it's not that hard.

>> No.10282832

>>10282646
>>10281901
don't forget his complete inability to use a fork and knife.

>> No.10282838

>>10280758
The recipe isn't half-bad, this is just a steak you grill rather than sear in cast iron.

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>>10278269
The fucking inedible leaf garnish...

>> No.10282918
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>>10282731
>Obesity.webm

>> No.10282926
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>>10282881
>Super fast editing

>> No.10282937
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Does anybody have webms about those mexicans who just pile chips, candy, sauces and icecream up on one big dish?

>> No.10282941

>>10282745
you know what would be better? if someone came through the back door and strangled him with a cheap extension cord so no one has to worry about him breaking the eggs ever again.

>> No.10282947
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>>10282937
This one?

>> No.10282960

>>10278138
I would beat the ever loving fuck out of my dog if it did this

>> No.10282967
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>>10282937

>> No.10282986

>>10282881
Literally anybody can make meat bowls
Not everyone can make real good pizza

>> No.10283024
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>>10282960

>> No.10283027

>>10277772
>>10277777

>> No.10283045

>>10277801
thats way too much sugar. My teeth hurts just watching

>> No.10283054
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>>10283045
Perhaps something more savory?

>> No.10283062

>>10283054
My mouth says "yes" but my heart says "Do it and I kill you"

>> No.10283074

>>10277801
this deserves an image of Betty Crocker with glowing red eyes, but not the effort to make the image

>> No.10283084
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10283084

>>10278186

>> No.10283095

>>10282918
What's he doing?

>> No.10283097

>>10280130
enjoy your herpasyphilitis

>> No.10283103

>>10280893
Well at least they arent cooking them for shrub hours

>> No.10283107

>>10283095
he suspects the BK employees have been jizzing in his food so he now checks with a blacklight everytime.

>> No.10283129

>>10278038
Pretty sure that's al pastor.

>> No.10283131

>>10279782
burger here, it's true. our carbonara is a flyover meme most of the time. its really only old people who make it that way though.

>> No.10283140
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>> No.10283163
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>>10280955
>>10281070
>>10281259
>>10282726
the rabbit hole deepens

>> No.10283190
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>> No.10283200

>>10283190
why, the chips would turn soggy after a minute with so much sauce on them.

>> No.10283202

>>10283190
I fully support ICE agents now.

>> No.10283204

>>10283129
Al pastor was introduced by Lebanese immigrants, iirc

>> No.10283219

>>10277655
no

>> No.10283267
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10283267

>>10277655
you may not like it but this is what peak burger looks like.

>> No.10283271

>>10277655
Do people not understand the concept of good taste?

>> No.10283275

>>10278003
How did Japan get this way?

>> No.10283286
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>> No.10283290

>>10283267
Is it weird that I'm more mad about that patty drowning in fucking condiments?

>> No.10283353

>>10278164
killed by circumcision

>> No.10283360
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>> No.10283365
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>> No.10283369

>>10282947
Yeah but there's another one that's more disgusting

>> No.10283374

>>10283365
Requesting mosquito burgers, mud cookies and monkey corpses to show what africans really eat

>> No.10283383

>>10282881
>kidney stones

>> No.10283455
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10283455

>>10283374
>Only one I have is little noggles

>> No.10283475

>>10283140
As someone who works as as chef having to do live cooking for an audience is literally the worst because you have to make it a spectacle or be informative if some idiots asks stupid questions. That's not what I signed up for, yet it is part of the exam for getting that master chef certificate.

>> No.10283494

>>10283475
>exam Master chef certificate
What the fuck are you talking about like Benihana stuff? My chef sends me out to talk to guests because he is usually far to shit faced to deal with guests 10 minutes before service even starts

>> No.10283526

>>10283190
>>10282947
I experience nothing else but a throbbing hatred for all life when I see those webms. Why is he coating beers in that shit. Fucking why??

>> No.10283636

>>10282646
Maybe it's a joke. The original video is "Pizza by the Slice - Stop Eating it Wrong" and he's used as an example of the wrong way to eat pizza. I'm not sure if the guy in question is sincere or not but it seems like he could be.

>> No.10283647

>>10280310
a classic

>> No.10283678

>>10282947
Is there a name for these kinds of things? I see lots of webms of them but have no idea what they're called.

>> No.10283726

>>10283286
I miss Ja/ck/

>> No.10283731

>>10281355
no it isn't worthless. these things are legitimately made of weirdly, incredibly high quality parts, certain people would love getting their hands on that for 40 dollars

>> No.10283733

>>10280310
>>10281330
>>10281379
Imagine being this fat to care for fucking chocolate milk!

>> No.10283735

>>10282646
yes it's a joke

>> No.10283740

>>10282967
chinese people can't handle the transition to end game capitalism from peasant medieval life in one generation. poor buggers

>> No.10283742

>>10283360
is this dog blind on one eye or just old?

>> No.10283861

>>10283733
>he doesn't know
idiot

>> No.10283934

>>10283365
>How to make a convoluted stir fry that will taste like only 2 of the 50 spices you put in it
This is literally the perfect metaphor for niggers in today's society.

>> No.10284003

>>10283360
thats incredibly sad

>> No.10284028
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10284028

>>10283190
You know, covering chips in 5 kinds of sauces, beans, onions, and other shit is fine. I get that.

BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN FROM COVERING THE FUCKING BEER LIKE THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10284065

>>10283455
the height of African cuisine

>> No.10284091

>>10283731
I can tell you watched the AvE video

>> No.10284109

>>10281652
It is, worth making or getting if you see it on a menu. especially good if served with some lettuce leaves to wrap it in.

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>>10278176
wow that gun control kid sure has let himself go

>> No.10284167

>>10278269
do not question our grorious curinary tradition waitu piggu

>> No.10284205

>>10284160
I fucking hate this little faggot. He deserves a center mass magdump

>> No.10284235

>>10284205
Why waste bullets? Just stomp on his head until he stops moving or you see brains.

>> No.10284246

>>10284235
>>10284205
>/ck/ - internet tough guys

>> No.10284257

>>10284246
fite me irl fgt

>> No.10284292

>>10283365
imagine being so culturally deficient that you have to appropriate the cuisine of a made-up country
>white people don't season their food tho xddd

>> No.10284302

>>10284246
meet me on the playground after school, kid, ill show you just how tough i am

>> No.10284310

>>10283374
>>10283455
>>10284065
>>10283934
>>10284292
why has this webm of a recipe inspired by a comic book and tie-in movie triggered you so hard? you all need counselling

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>>10284310
>nigger detected

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>>10284310

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>>10284310

>> No.10284374
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>>10284310
>muh capeshit

>> No.10284399

>>10281020
With how expensive cheese is in Japan, its more cost effective to have actual recipes

>> No.10284421

>>10284003
how is it sad? it still eats the food

>> No.10284465

>>10279708
>American
>traditional

That’s not a thing mate.

>> No.10284475

>>10283733
hi, newfag. :)

>> No.10284493

>>10282947
W-where's the Wall?

>> No.10284503

>>10284310
Absolutely nigger.

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>> No.10284520
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>>10283202
>now

>> No.10284539

>>10284508
Hey baka no gainjin, that will be 200 dorars.

>> No.10284591

>>10278003
fun idea desu

>> No.10284621

>>10278416
Mexifag here, if you know 5 mexicans, you can bet every single one of them likes different stuff and in different amounts on their tacos, that's why you're left to add them yourself.

>> No.10284663

>>10281394
how does one say 'gib milkies' in savage jungle speak

>> No.10284666

>>10279708
>peas
what the fuck, why ruin such a nice simple recipe.

>> No.10284712

>>10282918
why can't all autism be this charming

>> No.10284848

>>10283360
What a failure of a fucking dog, might as well put it down.

>> No.10284918

>>10283494
He's not gonna start as head chef, he's gonna start from the bottom, and he needs that certificate to be accepted into a fancy place, even if 5 minutes later they tell him the certificate is useless and he's gonna learn there.

>> No.10284924
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>>10277801
Is this parody or reality?

>> No.10285063

>>10282359
egg fort is so much better than small fag

>> No.10285132

>>10284918
You don’t need a qualification to get into a fancy restaurant. All you have to do is some volunteer work until they have an opening. I got a job in a one star just by emailing them with a small personal statement.

>> No.10285257
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dutch alert

>> No.10285359

>>10277700
those tortillas are pretty greasy. looks tasty though

>> No.10285370

>>10278103
it seemed to upset you.
...... dune coon

>> No.10285540

>>10284374
>2 retards doing what retards do

>> No.10285574

>>10285257
>geen hagelslag van de ah
kankerlijer oetz

>> No.10285590

>>10285574
Not him, maar fuck de ah. Teringduur

>> No.10285606

>>10283365
Carribean beef?

>> No.10285620

>>10278390
no, I was on my period

>> No.10285631

>>10280758
>all that oil
>borderline deep fry

>> No.10285634

>>10278390
yes.
right in the pussy
shit was cash

>> No.10285689

>>10284310
tbhfam, you seem like you're the one who's triggered
all those replies to the nigchow webm are pretty standard 4chan responses.

>> No.10285690

>>10280758
what the FUCK

>> No.10285708

>>10277700
that gave me diarrhea just looking at it

>> No.10285765

>>10281482
Because their CEO was a hippy.

>> No.10285797

>>10282328
me too m8

>> No.10285822

>>10278103
Lol kys

>> No.10285853

>>10278657
how else are you planning to drink juice idiot

>> No.10285869

>>10282731
Ow my colon and/or arteries

>> No.10285872

>>10278186
This reminds me or Ever Dwarves Started Small by Werner Herzog

>> No.10285883

>>10282941
Yikes

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>>10277772

>> No.10285909

>>10278061
>it gets marked as special meat

>> No.10285956

>>10284310
kys nigger

>> No.10285960

>>10281458
thanks anon

>> No.10285974

>>10277843
Im getting physically ill trying to imagine living like this

>> No.10285980

>>10283097
herpagonasyphilis

>> No.10285981

>>10278003
Japs are wierd as fuck but Christ this looks like a fun game show.

>> No.10286001

>>10278138
This is cute. I dont like to use that word often, either.

>> No.10286016

>>10278164
I think id honestly rather eat a real penis.

>> No.10286028

>>10278176
Which one is the bottom?

>> No.10286056

>>10278269
Source for this because none of you other unbelievable huge faggots have bothered to find or post it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOKyEt36Kjc

P.S. I fucking hate .webms especially without sound and fucking video sources. You shit cunts.

>> No.10286103

>>10283360
I would beat the shit out of my dog if it did that

>> No.10286123

>>10277843
is this george takei

>> No.10286148

>>10284399
The fuck are you smoking? Cheese is dirt cheap in Japan. The only thing that's expensive here is any fruit that's not bananas and high quality cuts of beef.

>> No.10286151

>>10283054
Butter burgers are only good for like 1 bite before you slip into a coma

>> No.10286160

>>10283275
Their TV is wacky because their daily life sucks.

>> No.10286186

>>10283365
Aside cor that embarrassing title, i'd love to try that
Especially if a cute African honey made it for me

>> No.10286200

>>10284362
Holy shit I didn't see that one comming

>> No.10286230

>>10286056
i could've given it if you'd asked you dumb fuck. it's seiji yamamoto and there's fucktons of webms of his stuff that get posted here.

>> No.10286312

>>10285900
saved. did you do this anon?

>> No.10286313

no, enjoy friend

>> No.10286403

>>10278322

this is how you make original fryonara

>> No.10286886

>>10277772
HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?! AAAHHHAFDSOHSDLJHASDLKHDS

>> No.10286942
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>>10278138
top kek
shibas are so fucking adorable

>> No.10287209

>>10277906
this website has batshit autism

>> No.10287810

>>10278168
someone make this into a virgin/Chad