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10260081 No.10260081 [Reply] [Original]

This tastes like rat poison
How do you get vanilla pudding wrong

>> No.10260088

>>10260081
Buy being Jell-o

>> No.10260111
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10260111

>>10260081
>sugar free
>fat free

>> No.10260123

>>10260081
I've never tried rat poison but pretty sure this isn't true

>> No.10260134

>>10260081
what is this even made out of if not sugar and fat? rat poison?

>> No.10260143

>>10260134
like you know...corporate..yeah and chemicals. man.

>> No.10260148

>>10260143
rat poison?

>> No.10260153

>>10260148
yeah, man. corporate rat posoin.

>> No.10260162

>>10260153
corporate rat poison?

>> No.10260173

Vanilla pudding without sugar and without fat?

Might as well chug a tall glass of semen.

>> No.10260183

>>10260173
>Might as well chug a tall glass of semen.
You faggots find any excuse to chug semen.

>> No.10260185

>>10260183
its keto so its okay

>> No.10260189
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10260189

>> No.10260191

>>10260189
is dis good?

>> No.10260192

You've clearly never had rat poison before

>> No.10260196

>>10260191
no

>> No.10260209

DEAR CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS
RE: MAKING PUDDING APPEAL TO QUEERS

THIS IS TOM DOWN IN RESEARCH. YOU SENT US A RESEARCH REQUEST IN ORDER TO MAKE VANILLA PUDDING MORE UNIVERSALLY APPEALING BY REMOVING THE FAT AND THE SUGAR. WHAT YOU FORGET IS, THAT ONLY FATTIES EAT PUDDING, AND THEY LIKE SUGAR AND FAT. TAKING OUT THE SUGAR AND FAT MAKES PUDDING APPEAL TO A SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION THAT STATISTACALLY DOSEN'T EXIST: PEOPLE THAT LIKE A WHITE, CREAMY SLUDGE DEVOID OF NUTRIENT. AND, AS THE SUJECT LINE INDICATES, THAT IS HOMOSEXUALS, WHICH, DUE TO HOMOSEXUALITY BEING A MENTAL DISORDER, MEANS THEY TECHNICALLY DO NOT EXIST.
AND JSUT TO BE SURE THAT WE ARE NOT DISCRIMINATING AGAINST AN IMAGINARY PROPORTION OF THE POPULATION, IT IS WORTH NOTING THAT WE MEAN ALL HOMOSEXUALS. LADIES LOVE LICKING THE LOVE SLUDGE FROM THE VAGINAL CANAL. I'M A SCIENTIST, BELIEVE ME.
AGAIN, THIS PLAN WILL SURELY BRING DEMISE TO THE JELLO CORPORATION, MORE SURELY THAN TRANSPARENT JELLO-GELATIN IDEA, WHICH, IN TRIALS, INADVERTENTLY MADE CHILDREN START EATING GLASS. WE DID NOT EXPECT THAT ONE, BUT YEAH, CHILDREN ARE FUCKING STUPID.
IN SUMMARY, THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

SINCERELY,

A FOOD SCIENTIST OF SOME KIND.

>> No.10260222

>>10260209
what do they put in lube to make it so sweet? i've been licking the lube off my hand after i beat off because it's so sweet

>> No.10260312

>>10260209
the time:hilarity ratio in this is extremely poor

>> No.10260848

>>10260081
>instant
>sugar free
>fat free
That's why it's bad.
Either make your pudding from scratch, or at least buy the "cook and serve" boxes, those taste like normal pudding.