/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10247570
>What is your favorite order from McDonalds?

four regular single cheeseburgers and two 20 piece chicken mcnuggets. can't fuck with packets but i always have at least 64 to 128 ounces of ketchup in the fridge for dipping the burgers and nuggets. afterwards i just have gallons of water and a dozen benedryl.

>>10247570
These ironic McDonalds posts were a lot funnier when they weren't constantly posted twice a day.

>>10247580
>dipping burgers
Man I love to do this sometimes, I usually dip in mayo though or ranch.

>>10247570
can't beat taco bell mouth feel

WHO HERE /MCRIB/???

>>10247616
Love that McRib, tastes just like school ribs.

>>10247570
Big Mac meal, large fries and large Coke, McDouble on the side.

10 piece nugget meal, large fries, large iced tea, 2 McDoubles on the side, extra sweet and sour sauce.

>>10247625
THE PATRICIAN ORDER:

>2 mcdoubles without pickles
>a mcchicken
>2 quarter pounders
>2 applie pies
>large fry
>large sprite
>oreo mcflurry

>>10247584
They weren’t funny then either. Janitors or mods really need to shoo these fucktards over to /b/ with the rest of the trash

Choice?

>>10247630
>without pickles
Are you a child?

>>10247639
It's not ironic, we're fans of fast food. Salty bitch your cooking sucks no wonder nobody cares about your OC.

>>10247648
>not the chicken mcgriddle

>>10247656
You mean this?

>>10247668

>>10247570
When did burger, fries & a drink become two burgers, fries, a pie & a drink?

>>10247644
Those pickles are disgusting McDonald's is the only place I won't eat the pickles

>>10247701
So, you prefer the big crinkled chunker pickles of BK to the thinly sliced smooth pickle thins of McD?

>>10247570
>large fry
Ordering a single French fry is taking low carb to extremes.

How often do you guys eat fast food? Everyday? Once or twice a week? I usually eat fast food everyday but recently I'm getting into home cooking. It's more healthier and cheaper in the long run.

I usually get two McDoubles and two McChickens. And then a large fry.

>>10248157
Few times a month usually, I have no job and my parents go get it sometimes, they usually cycle between Burger King, Taco Bell, Arbys, Checkers, and Subway and KFC and McDonalds

If I had a job still I would probably eat it more often, and I would eat more White Castle, Wendy's, and Popeyes

I’ve never had McDonald’s in my life. My parents would always make meals or take us to nicer restaurants. What is a good starter meal? McNugget happy meal? Should I go right in to a Big Mac?

>>10248231
M'lady, I would recommend the McNugget Happy Meal as well as a Big Mac, this way you get a fairly broad sampling of their wears

Right now you could get a Snoopy toy, to me, I would wait for a better toy like My Little Pony or Transformers, but if you like Snoopy you will not be disappointed.

>>10248165
>eating 8 slices of bread in one sitting

>>10248255
Who the fuck in this day and age likes snoopy

>>10248264
I'm 6'3" and 190 pounds. I rarely eat carbs and it's even more rare that I get fast food. Only once or twice a month. But yeah, I eat a lot now that I work out. I'm an ex skeleton.

>>10247570

>>10248367

>>10247616
WE ALL /MCRIB/

>>10247570
is mcdouble the same as double cheeseburger?

>>10247701
i'm that way with subway
except i don't eat subway anymore because everything there is disgusting

>>10248343
>even more rare that i get fast food
>once or twice a month
pick one.
i rarely eat fast food, once or twice a year.

>>10249033
McDouble = 1 slice of cheese
Double cheeseburger = 2 slices of cheese

>>10249056
ok, we don't have mcdouble here but thanks for the clarification.
i find it weird that they would have a 1 cheese slice and 2 cheese slice options though

>>10249073
Back in the day there was no McDouble, just the double cheeseburger, and it was on the value menu for one dollar

McDonalds woke up one day and did some math, realized they could save millions of dollars by removed one slice of cheese from it, and that's what they did, the value cheeseburger became the McDouble, and they raised the price of the actual double cheeseburger

>>10247570
Quarterpounder with cheese with mac sauce, 6 piece nuggies and small fries.

Sometimes I'll get a shake. Especially when they're carrying shamrock shakes.

>>10247570
McDonalds I usually go for nuggets or McChicken and Mcdouble. add fries and coke.

BK I like whoppers I guess. I don't really go there but I know their chicken sucks in comparison McDonald's.

Wendy's is actually my favorite for burgers. I usually get the classic single or double. their fries are good as well but other than that I like the spicy chicken sandwich.

Taco bell is my home though. I will go there 3 times before one of the others. I'm a cheesy gordita fan, but the best thing is always limited time and that's the beefy crunchy burrito. oh how I miss it. however they took the volcano menu off to make room for the Doritos tacos which suck and that pisses me off. add a beefy 5 layer and a baja blast and I'll cream the inside of my pants.

>>10249044
It's all relative. to someone who eats fast food every day, once a month is rare....

>>10248264
in college our coaches would give us money when we were on the road. about 30 dollars a day. when you're burning 3k calories a day and you have a bmr of about 3.8k you can afford to eat the bread. I would go with 2 Mcdoubles and 2 McChickens fries and drink for 8 dollars and pocket the rest.

>>10247616
They serve that crap in the prison system for fucks sake....

>inb4 I worked there, not an inmate

>>10247570
McDonalds order is two McChickens plain and medium or large fries with a large coke. gotta get sweet and sour sauce to put on the McChickens. or when the McRib is in then two of those plain.

>>10248157
Uh home cooking is cheaper the first and throughout

Is the mcdouble no longer a dollar?

mcdouble. hash brown. the mcdouble will almost certainly be lukewarm/barely above room temp. but the hash brown will likely have been prepared fresh (if it's outside of breakfast hours) and will be piping hot. put the hash in the burger, between the patties.

>>10249849
bruv this sounds great

TWO SHARE PACK GRAVY LOADED FRIES AND TWO DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDERS

>>10251695
Love this guy. Full House was my favorite show, and American's Funniest Home Videos isn't far behind.

This is nice.

>had 3 mcchickens and a large fries for lunch today because I forgot my lunch
>$6.64
So damn good, I need willpower to resist this cheap filling lunch.

>>10248318
Me

do americans really eat this?

>>10251873
McDonalds are in every major city in the world. So its most likely not just Americans

>>10251884
sure thing cletus

>>10251841
What is this?

>>10251894
Go eat your toasted black spiders

>>10251897
tea-flavored ice-cream.

>>10251901
better get the oil changed on your mobility scooter

>>10251912
oh shit, I should. Didn't know it even had oil

>>10251923
>Didn't know it even had oil
because you're a stupid fuck ameritard

>>10251957
Damn, I need to go back to a technical college and get my certificate in ADA scooters. brb

>>10251968
Don't forget to stop at Reddit on the way and never come back.

Does mcdonalds do 24/7 breakfast?

>>10251975
only in amerifattieclap land because they can't stop stuffing there dumbass brown faces for 2 minutes

>>10251981
C'mon Jaagup, what's wrong with a late night mcgriddle?

>>10251984
absolutely nothing if you're american

>>10251997
Good thing I'm an american

>>10252010
oh it shows

>>10252010
I've been jerking to this image quite successfully for a little bit, but now I'm going to have to transfer to proper porn to maintain my arousal. Still, thanks for that.

>>10247616
had one in germany, was pretty good

>>10247570
thinking about ordering something, what should I go get?

>>10252098
>>10252098
Get Wendys

Get a 4 for 4 and a cheese and broccoli baked potato and a bowl of chili. with a BBQ sauce cup to put in the chili.

>>10252126
not American, McDonalds and Hungry Jacks are the only things open

Anyone who legitimately believes McDonald's is the superior fast food chain has clearly never been to a Chick-Fil-A

>>10252508
Do they have mcchickens?

>>10252147
Keep calm, and reach for a McChicken

>>10252036
Enjoy them while you last before they get banned by the Caliphate

For me, it's the McThread.

>>10249849
I do this with sausage mcmuffins. Get 4 mcmuffins, 2 hash browns, break them in halves, and put a half on each sandwich. $6 for a heavy-duty ass ready-made 1800 calorie delicious breakfast. Can't beat it

>>10248157
once or twice a month, a lot of people dislike it, but its a guilty pleasure for me

For me, it’s the McLobster. The Best Lobster Roll.

>>10252584
How do these people notice something like this without even taking a bite? I don't pull apart the burger before eating it.

>>10252527
They have nothing but McChickens.

>>10252690
because fake and gay

Anyone tried the 2 fish sandwiches for $5 from arby's? Ate that yesterday. Not bad at all. I don't really even like fish but those were decent.

>>10252720
Get out of this thread

>ctrl + f
>no beer

Might as well change the topic to Mc happy meals kiddo

>>10252690
in thst pic, it looks like he found the box in the trash.

>>10249328
Can confirm

>>10252765
The Mc here is Halal.

>>10252765
tfw living in an oppressive police state so McDonald's don't have beer.

>>10252690
Have you ever received a burger from Mickey Ds that wasn't falling apart like two planes had just crashed into it? You open the box and that cow patty is just staring back at you, cheese sliding off all radiation-poisoning like. It's sickening! I once found part of a happy meal toy half hidden under one of those slimy pickles, like ISIS had just leveled a city block and all that was left was this transformer torso still inbetwixt the cold fingers of some Syrian kid eating his last happy meal. Shit's depressing. Mickey Dick's makes me think of bad stuff, man.

lads
a Five Guys opened near me
what can i expect and what should i order

>>10249814
this

>>10252995
When i eat inside it all looks great.

>>10247570
>favorite order
2 large cokes
4 mcchicken
4 cheeseburgers
2 large fries
All the calories I need for the day

>>10248343
Are you in decent shape or a lardass?

>>10253294
I’m on keto

>>10247570
yeah I like mcdonalds, fight me

double cheese burger, 5 piece nugget, med fries, and just water at home, all you need without being shitty from all the sodium

>>10253305
I'm 5'5 and 108lbs, I eat mcdonalds once a month

>fried apple pie
Whose dick do I need to suck to get my McDonald's to start frying pies again?

>>10247721
Yes because those are what pickles are supposed to taste like

>>10249044
Would you like a gold star and pat on the head

>>10249814
No it's not

>>10253445
How about starting off over here. After all, my dad works at McDonald's

https://www.eater.com/2018/3/7/17093674/mcdonalds-international-womens-day-empty-gestures

>Great news, everyone: To help celebrate International Women’s Day (which is tomorrow, March 8), McDonald’s, the fast-food behemoth with a $97.72 billion global valuation, has solved gender inequality by futzing with its logo. A Lynwood, California location of the chain is now sporting a “W” atop its restaurant sign instead of the usual double-arches “M” in a “celebration of women everywhere,” as a spokesperson told Business Insider.

Who's ready to visit an IRL WcDonald's?

>>10247570
>whopper juice
Anyways, I eat way too much mcdonalds. I usually order some cheap cheeseburger and pair it with fries and a mcchicken.

I'll probably die at 40.

>>10247570
Mcdouble and McChicken or double quarter pounder with a medium fry.

>>10248157
a couple times a week

>>10255253
I want that Big Wac

>>10249814
>$2 burger
vs.
>$10,000 kitchen
>$50 ingredients ( you cant just buy one portion)
>labor
>cleaning

>all these huge orders
You're all big guys.

Do you eat alone at the McDonalds?

Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Medium Fry and Sprite
Apple Pie

>>10255253
Lmfao, this is demeaning

>>10247721
Just look at those pickles. The choice is clear.

>>10247570
>and medium french fries which I fuck a few into the sandwiches with a medium Coke

>>10247570
>Mcdouble
>Hot and Spicy
>Medium Fries
>Sweet and sour

I'll eat like half of both and then get bored and combine them into one sandwich.

>>10255253
The anime industry is literally pissing themselves right now

>>10252690
I always open up my burgers and check them out ever since I found a massive lump of mould in my fillet o fish when I went to put a handful of fries in it.

Pretty much happy with whatever as long as I get a Strawberry milkshake with two straws for those comfy feels.

For me it's Burger King.

I always got the 2 cheese burgers meal. But they got rid of it (at least at mine) :( so i havent been back since.

>>10247570
>2 burgers and a large fries
you fat fuck

>>10255253
I can't believe McDonalds literally killed sexism

>>10247570
How can I replicate that distinctive smell a big mac has?
>was watching movie the other day
>smell something
>knew it's a McD burger
>turn around and saw someone slipped in with a happy meal
>MINDBLOWN

guys, how? please tell me

>>10261749
Could it be something in the sauce?
Can I get a recipe for it?

>>10258568
Fucking americans, no wonder they're so goddamn fat.

>>10255253

We /WcNuggets/ now?

>>10261749
I'd say probably the pickles or the sauce, which pretty much consists (depends) mayo, sweet relish or pickles, vinegar, paprika and some shit
>>10261753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcu4Bj3xEyI

>>10261778
thank you based anon

Soo what is the new mcdouble for a dollar cuz that wendys double stack is small as fuck

Do you buy one $5 burger or five $1 burgers?

I just can't justify buying anything except cheeseburgers and mcchickens.

>>10261946
as of about a year ago, a mcdouble cost .90-.95 to make, a big mac 1.10-1.20. a sausage mcmuffin and mcgriddle cost the exact same to produce

the vast majority of the time the dollar/value menu is a far better option.

>>10249328
How stupid do you have to be to voluntarily go to prison daily?

1.Hash browns.
2.Cheeburger cheeburger, fries and coke. Scrape those onions, ketchup and pickles off with those fires, good stuff.
3.A fresh fish filet meal.

and now im hungry but i cant go out cause im dead drunk, it took me 10 minutes to type this, i think.