/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>asking 4chan for parenting help
fuck off woman

What an odd thing to ask on 4chan

>>10239789
more dinotendies. also, post feet

>>10239793
Please point out the part where he asks for help

Idk. I abandoned mine 8 years ago.

>>10239789
>Lots more single serving snacks on hand (string cheese, granola bars, apple sauce cups)
>dumbed down menu for less appreciative palates
>fruit with every meal

bumping for curiosity.

did anyone develop more interest in proper nutrition when they started cooking for their little darlings?

>>10239856
Fuck no; fuck those little cretins. They get reduce priced lunches at school and tendies at home. Other that that, the kiddos are getting Happy Meals® from based McDonald's.

>>10239789
I'm a mother of 2
Sadly my petite body only allowed me to deliver them through a C-section
At least my vagina is as good as ever
I also love to cook chickenpot pie for my hubby

>>10239881
Post feet

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>>10239884
eww no way pervert
I have big hippo feet anyways
anyways let's talk about food, that's why we are here
for my kids I prefer to make classic mac in cheese, in the oven, and drizzle some bacon bits on it, I add some broccoli as well, and cream to get the right texture

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>>10239881

>(OP): tell me about food!
>(You): i'm a girl and i wanna tell you about my vagina!
Here's your (Attention).

>>10239889
I would drizzle chocolate sauce on your big feet and lick it off. Now post feet.

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>>10239902

What in the fuck? I was just curious to know how people changed their shit when they got kids.

>>10239937
you don't know how to change a nappy?

>>10239937
Bobs and vegene or GTFO

>>10239937
>getting kids
Did someone throw a baby at you and force you to keep it? Abort yourself, roastie

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>>10239977

I'm a dude and I don't have kids.

>>10239789
My cooking changed a lot when my son was born. Actually, before that, since I wanted a healthy pregnancy. I cooked a lot before then, but it wasn't as nutrition focused, it was more for pleasure. After my son was born my mom gave me a cookbook for babies and toddlers that she used when we were little, and that was nice because it not only had recipes for homemade baby foods and toddler meals, but also listed everything you couldn't give them by age, which is always helpful for first time parents. So, we ate lots of freshly prepared vegetables, fruits, lean meats, fish, rice, oatmeal, homemade breads, and certain dairy products like yogurt, hard cheeses. My son was never a picky eater, but he did get spoiled by the time he was in his teens for junk foods after eating them at school and with his friends. He's an adult now, but his palate is pretty refined, he loves trying new foods still, and is always calling me to tell me about some new restaurant, or dish, or cuisine he's tried.

>>10240253
Begone, THOT!

>>10240291
Stop acting like such a child.

>>10240300
choke on my scrote, roastie

>>10240253
this is good to read but makes me sad because i wish my mum was more like you. i just got given any crap that she came with that she got through a drive thru window. and the only thing she taught me how to cook was mac and cheese, with a can of tuna for more substance.
i had no idea about nutrition ond why food was important. but i guess that made me appreciate it more when i discovered it for myself.

anyway, thanx for your forthrightness. was a good read.

>>10240253
this is good to read but makes me sad because i wish my mum was more like you. i just got given any crap that she came home with that she got through a drive thru window. and the only thing she taught me how to cook was mac and cheese, with a can of tuna for more substance.
i had no idea about nutrition and why food was important. but i guess that made me appreciate it more when i discovered it for myself.

anyway, thanx for your forthrightness. was a good read.

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>>10239789
Ill find out soon. Babies due at the end of the month and I go the majority of the cooking. Ive been freezing meals all week in preparation for having no free time anymore.

>>10240370
w2c specs?

>>10240375
are you scared of having an autistic kid lol

>>10240363
You're welcome, posts like yours make me wish I could just adopt people like you and shake your parents until they listen to reason. Having children should be the ultimate reason to learn how to cook properly. I'm glad you've discovered cooking well for yourself, though.

>>10240381
Yes, can't test for it in utero and hes getting it from both directions. That and I'm worried he will come out a ginger. Thats a fate worse than death.

>>10240402
>I'm worried he will come out a ginger
I saw a different word in there.

Also, watch them GMOs. They are linked to autism. Google it.

>>10240414
That's Russian propaganda.

>>10239832
>he

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>>10240253
I'm more intrigued about how you found this Vietnamese vegan coffee brewing forum in the first place.

>>10240498
This is one of the most popular websites on the english internet...

>>10240414
ur asshole is linked to homosexuality

>>10240498
I've been here since the beginning. I found it indirectly back then while I was looking up bits from a comedy show I liked, and I've never left. I'm >>10240253.

>>10240253
>also listed everything you couldn't give them by age
Most of that shit is bullshit myths.

t. Biochemist/molecular biologist/whatever title best suits the grant I am applying for

>>10240971
Idiot. Choking hazards are not myths, dumbass.

>>10240981
fuck off slut

>>10240999
Aw, did you get your wittle feelings hurt? Idiot.

>>10241000
t. seething hole

>>10241004
>this butthurt
Cry more, faggot.

>>10241008
Calm your flaps

>>10241019
Keep crying, dumbass.

>>10241030
The only one crying here is your Arby’s ass

>>10241032
Your raging asspain is showing. They make creams for that.

>>10239789
i would force my wife to eat no sugar or carbs a few weeks before and during pregnancy and eat a lot of bitter and sour foods.
that way we wouldnt have any trouble with children that dislike veggies.

i would also get them hooked on fermented food

>>10239881
if you believe weston price then hard pregnancy's are completely the fault of your diet because tribes dont even need people to help with birth. it would just flop out with like 30% the difficulty females have nowadays.

>>10241176
child birth is so naturally painless that it can happen unexpectantly. one day you can be walking down the street, and boom. there's a baby in your underpants!

https://youtu.be/NZ42D2rHew8?t=10s

>>10239881
you ain't never gonna love something that was cut out of you like a tumor.

miserable cunt.

yes i'm projecting to you, mum.

>>10241221
All those people just starting at a newborn baby as it writhes on concrete. How can this nation be the future world power?

I feed them boxed mac n cheese with a pinch of soap.

the thing about goats is that they'll eat anything so i just feed mine refuse like the tops off strawberries and orange peels and other food refuse alongside their normal feed. if you want to let yours come indoors then i suggest at a young age you train them to wear a diaper so they don't shit everywhere

>>10241388
My dogs loved goatpoop. Im sure If I had an indoor goat theyd take care of the mess for me.

>>10239881
>>Repeatedly butchered and scarred muscle and skin.
>>Vagina still okay.
>>Will never be naked again or is just a shameless monster.

>>10241448
They're really good at caesareans nowadays. Anyone with that scarring either gave birth a very long time ago or had a real shit doctor.

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>>10239889
FEET OR GTFO

>>10241454
>They're really good at caesareans nowadays
are you retarded, nothing has changed about it nowadays the only difference is whether they use staples or sutures to close your gaping hole. The scaring is the last of your worries when you realize your pelvic floor muscles are destroyed, by 40 you will live like an 80 year old constantly shitting yourself and moaning in pain

>>10241486
>tfw human delivery is the most painful/dangerous/lethal out of the whole creation
women were really cursed by God

>>10239977
>being this picky with semantics
what, do you want him to say he's been fucking blessed?

>>10239937
/ck/ is one of the better places about this, but you should know that any reference to family or having children will always drive plenty of unhappy anons fuckkng berserk.

>>10240981
Choking hazards aren't things you can't give at certain ages. Those are things like honey and whatever other gay meme shit housewives come up with.
Choking hazards are common sense, nobody has to make a guide saying "don't give them food with bones in it when they are 3"

>>10241644
can kids of all ages eat peanuts? you got 30 seconds becaus google doesn't count.

time starts now

>>10239889
Post feet.

>>10241649
>can kids of all ages eat penis
yes

>>10241649
double time's up

>>10241655
no teeth = can't chew

you lose

do'nt ever have kids because you obviously lack ""common sense"".

>>10241659
>no teeth = can't chew
those are the ones that give the best succ

>>10239852
When I was a kid I loved food and was more than happy to try new things. I'm grateful for it because I would loathe being a picky eater.

>>10241659
>that awkard moment when i just realised you said penis instead of peanuts. kek.

well played.

>>10241665
ffs, meant for
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>>10241490
you know thats not true for pre-historic pregnancy

only after modern diets where introduced (rice/wheat) did this shit happen.

>>10241490
well he told you cunts not to eat the apple.

suffer bitch.

>>10241721
The true god would not keep man in ignorance and darkness
Fuck your demiurge

>>10241709
>you know thats not true for pre-historic pregnancy
>you know
How would you ever ""know"" such a thing?
Arrogant brainlets are the worst

>>10241733
IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES

please don't touch the service apple. why won't you learn?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1520261693493.webm

>>10241733
Eating the fruit only brought disease, evil and death upon the world.
It didn't bring any knowledge you edgy brainwashed moron

>>10241746
>How would you ever ""know"" such a thing?

they can date the earth
they can date the era's people lived in with very high accuracy
they can use samples from tribes today that still live like they did back then

the only unimaginative brainlet here is you.
do some fucking research instead of spouting opinions.

>>10241746
>prehistoric cavemen had hospitals and mcdonalds an sheeeit

>>10241751
>2018
>taking the old testament (or most of the new testament) seriously

>>10241756
>Carbon 14 is a thing so I can claim that ((prehistoric)) women didn't suffer during childbirth

>>10241762
You're in for a very bad surprise in you think there is no God, genius

>>10241768
>yes lets ignore my last point.
how are you so dumb

>>10241771
When did I ever say that, you stinking zealot halfwit.

>>10241756
>they
>they

If you're aware about ((them)), how come you still buy ((their)) bullshit?

>>10241771
creator =/= god
keep worshiping that lion headed worm

>>10241780
>inb4 muh retarded concept of God

The God of the Bible is the real deal. Jesus Christ died to buy you a free pass to Heaven. The rest is deceptive BS meant to lead you astray

>>10241785
Are you actually saying science is bullshit? Are you really that fucking stupid?

>>10241790
Are you so ARROGANT as to try to define God? If your definition of God is true, you're in a lot more trouble than I am, idiot.

>>10241649
Yes, jew doctors keep switching up whether or not they should be exposed to them at a young age or not. They said they shouldn't but recently changed their mind again.
If you mean straight peanuts then the same would apply to any nut.

>>10241804
peanuts cho cho
peanuts cho cho
waht i want
what i want
peanuts cho cho

>>10241793
Science is a great proof of the existence of God, see>>10241771

But you don't know shit about science, friend. You just repeat whatever crap your public school fed you.
If you'd really know what you are talking about, then the very concept of Darwinic evolution should sound as sane as flat earth theory to you.

>>10241812
I eat peanuts every day
I feel so good when I have them in my hand
I do not care what the people say
Cause if I don't got my peanuts then I'm in pain
They've got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You don't eat peanuts, then go to the hell
You can do 200 push up
If you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with the really good butts
And they let you put the peepee-wet in the crapshot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack I ever had
They have so good smelly scent
But you better look out for the elephant
Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot
And he looked me in the face, said he did not
So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch

>>10241800
>If your definition of God is true, you're in a lot more trouble than I am, idiot.

How that?

>>10241820
Lol, you're so stupid you don't even know that there's more than one person replying to your idiotic posts. Yes, I do "know science", and you are delusional.

>>10241800
i dont believe in god, hes boring
id rather believe in norse gods

though i like the concept of
tributes+believe=power

or the japanese way where everything is a god and the more it gets worshiped the larger it becomes.

anyway i dont care about religion in any other way.
if i worship your god i would be tormented by the tens of thousands of gods i did not believe in.
i dont know if there is a god, probably not in any way we can imagine if there is one.

>>10241825
Because you're breaking so many biblical tenents, you'd be damned.

>>10241831
Peanuts Peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar
Peanuts Peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar

>>10241820
I will google hours about a subject that interests me. i will go out of my way to find people and research that try to disprove the subject i am interested in.
most of the time though 1 side has actual studies and the other side has opinions and traditions or business propaganda.

>>10241832
>inb4 muh old levitical laws
Jesus Christ delivered everyone from the curse of the law, which means that I can eat pork and abstain from sacrificing animals when I sin..
What's your point? Appart for showing me you're ignorant about what you're talking about?

>>10241838
Hey, tell me who's hot, who's not
Tell me who you want to go to the store
Him or me?
If he goes he buys broccoli
But I buy candy bar
I don't want no Twislex bar
I don't want no Hershey crunch
I don't want no candy cane
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch
So I... Step to the snack machine
And I... Break out my dollar bill
Snack machine say go get change
I get mad, poop on my dollar bill
This is bad, now I'm sad
No peanut make Hashmeer mad
So I did phone call to chiropractor Doug Hewitt
Ask him for the change, said he would do it
But he forgot, now I'm mad at him
But I still go and go for back estimate
I drink goats milk and sometimes punch
And I need a good snack to go with my lunch

>>10241820
i have no stake in this debate but you sound like a bit of a moron and your attempt to sway your opponent's approach to you by calling them your "friends" just seems desperate.

but none of this really matters because i think we can all agree that jon snow is the true king in the north.

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What the hell does any of this have to do with cooking?

>>10241907
Peanuts Peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar

>>10241907
>What the hell
>hell
if you believe in hell then you must believe in god so what the fuck does that have to do with baking pizza?

>>10241316
power is strength and there's strength in number, i guess. they're breeding machines.

>>10241838
>zombie jesus
Lol

>>10239789
before my kids were born i cooled james beard tier food for me and my wife nearly every night.

Now I'm lucky if i take the time to cook good food once a month. I haven't made my own tomato sauce in idk how long. 3 years maybe? I don't bother deglazing and reducing. hell i odnt even prep mise. i just throw the shit in the oven. and rush to get them fed and asleep before 8 PM so i can enjoy an hour or two of quiet before bed and then getting woken up the next morning at 5 fucking 30

>>10242230
children are a blessing, anon

>>10241771
>Because we don't have a unifying theory at the moment, muh magic skydaddy must exist!
You're either an underaged contrarian or a senile boomer, but you're DEFINITELY an uneducated troglodyte.
>>>/pol/

>>10239789
Most breeders I have met make are retarded.

>>10241793
>Are you actually saying science is bullshit?

Not the one you're arguing with, but a great deal of science is deliberate bullshit, driven by greed. The rich and powerful pay for the "science" result which best fits their agendas. The "science" which nets the big man the most profit is the "science" which gets published and pushed the hardest. And they know that most people wont bother with another article or study from an opposing side to theirs (less popular, less funding and support) so their version of the science wins as the "truth". A few months ago, I remember this one fairly renowned scientist admit that most published science is skewed for underlying interests, outright stating that an alarming percentage of science is in fact bullshit.

>>10242230
How old are your kids?

>>10244547
Corporate science and government science in certain fields is bullshit, yes. But there's still millions of scientists out there working on pure science which is absolutely not bullshit. You can't depend on the general public for their opinions on science for the same reasons you mentioned, but that doesn't erase or devalue the work scientists are doing.

>>10239881
I got a boner from this, thanks you buddy.

>>10244601
Agreed.

>>10239852
>less appreciative palates

if they turn their nose up at something, they don't have to eat it. just wrap it up and give it back to them, cold, when they complain about being hungry later. Kids can learn to love anything as long as you don't have them on an IV drip of sugar and you don't give in when they try to cry their way out of eating what you made them.

>>10244671
You are obviously not aware of modern child abuse laws. If you let your kid be hungry and they mentioned it at school you would be in deep shit.

>>10241655
>claiming newborns can eat dick
they aint old enough yet
gotta wait a year or so and you are set

>>10244697
You can chop your dick off and put it in a blender to mix with the milk for the bottle, and based on your post, you should do just the first step of that process.

>>10244696
lmao, no. Kids say stupid shit every 10 minutes, and it takes very little effort to prove they are full of shit. If the dumb fuck kid is hungry and says so at school, most likely the teacher will tell them to go collect their slop tray like the rest of the dipshits in line. If a picky kid does't want to eat the food their parents provide them, they have ZERO argument in any kind of legal debate. Boo fuckity hoo, jr, doesn't like broccoli so he's hungry! Doesn't work that way. Keep propagating the nuggies meme if you must, though, you filth.

>>10239983
Liar. Post man feet to prove me wrong, faggot

>>10244848
>Confirmed redditor non-parent.