/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Heterosexual men who fantasize about being wives.

>>10225954
this
and fat girls who subscribe to snapchat's tastemade channel

>>10225952
fat ugly cunts and fags that pretend to be girls.

>>10225952
Female(male)

Objectively speaking? None.

>>10225952
Every time I've IRL caught/noticed a girl posting on 4chan they were the last ones you'd expect. Turbonormies.

>>10225987
>caught/noticed
You should probably be a detective with your skillz.

>>10225987
Which boards were they posting on?

>>10225992
/pol/,/tv/, /v/, /lit/, and a few I couldn't tell.

>>10226014
Actually it was /vg/ I think, not /v/.

I'm thin, long brownish hair, green eyes and dress in all black, sometimes dresses and converse shoes. I'm a bit of a loner but irl you'd think I'm a normie, maybe just a bit edgy.
/ck/ is my main, /his/, /fa/, /fit/, /tv/ and sometimes /lit/.

>>10226025
Don't you like /hm/?

>>10226031
Not every guy posts on /s/ or /hc/.
B t w isn't /hm/ for gays?

>>10226025
What kind of porn do you watch?

>>10225952
Girls with penises

>>10226025
How small is your cock?

>>10225952
Ones that are fucked in the head. Just like the males who post on 4chan. This website caters to people who hate sovial interaction and who don't want to take responsibility for things they say

>>10226034
I don't know. I go to /hm/ a few times a week wondering what it would be like to be a woman attracted to all those cuties. I don't think it would be as fun if I were gay.

>>10226035
So the best kind of girls

>>10226041
>girls
>penises
wut

>>10226042
Yes.

>>10226041
The best traps are those that still have a little slit between their anus and the Ballsack.

This kind

>>10226052
She browses /b/ not cock.

>>10226052
>>10226053
Sorry wrong file

>>10226055
Beautiful woman.

>>10225952
all ck posters are skinny fat

>>10226068
ikr, such a delicate little princess

>>10226072
Skinny fat is a meme invented by fat people who don't want to call themselves fat

>>10226055
Eww...
Quit posting that anorexic bitch.

>>10225952
Fat ugly ones

>>10226031
Nope

>>10226034
Im into necro and rape mostly

>>10226114
I'm not a /hm/ and some people think I'm kinda dead most of the time. Wanna hang out?

>>10226115
Haha doesn't matter because I am engaged to a Chad :^)

>>10226114
based if true

>>10226118
>loner

>>10226055
>when you get so fat that develop the opposite sec out of your body that is 3 times bigger than yourself, first starting by growing testicles out of your ass
the next step in human evolution

>>10226074
We seriously need to consider genociding fatties who refuse to attend fat camp

Would a pedo necro into bestiality fuck omelettes?

>>10226298
Just make doors at McDonald’s more narrow

I'm a single female who enjoys food memes and fantasizing about Chef John. I make pastry and desserts as well as cook meals for my team at work regularly. Feels good, man.

inb4 bobs and vagene

>>10226280
I have literally 0 friends apart from him. He's abroad right now and I do get quite sad. He's the only reason I haven't killed myself.

>>10226318
Iktf about Chef John

>>10226014
Larp

>>10226114
>Im into necro and rape mostly
F L O R I D A
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D
A

>>10226318
You’d let CJ squelch your orgasm apparatus? He’s a short, fat, bald, middle aged dude. No matter how much you like cayenne surely that’s not attractive. Guessing you’re not exactly a Victoria Justice tier fornication station?
Not trying to be an asshole, legit curious if chicks dig him

>>10226337
He's simply a good cook who has a pleasant attitude.

>>10226355
Well quite, yet here you are gushing and getting all squelchy in the squange fantasising about his dick a’lorange

>>10226359
It sounds like you are projecting your own vaginal orgasm fantasies, anon.

>>10225952
Just a wife who loves to cook wholesome, hearty meals for my man :^)

>>10226366
Y-you come here for “wholesome, hearty meals”?

hey I like to larp as a girl for attention too guise! :3

5'7", 110lbs, and I'm still soft because I don't lift weights. It doesn't appeal to me to be muscular because I don't want thick thighs or my body to look like a dudes. I know it's a fetish for some but not my thing.

>>10226373
I actually think that there are a lot more of us girls on here than you think

>>10226386
It's not that easy to get big unless your caloric intake is really that high.

>>10226334
/pol/ is definitely 80% females over the age of 60.

>>10226524
fuck wrong picture

>>10225952
>ywn be a cute girl
I don't like this feel!

>>10225952
Hungry ones that don't feel like cooking

>>10226330
>engaged to a Chad
>he's abroad right now
You know he's pounding some fresh new pussy as we speak right?

there was one girl that posted a few weeks ago; she worked at a convenience store and posted various snacks

>>10225952
Me

>>10226560
She's probably stretching it out in the supply closet with the guy at work she claims to get along with so well while not mentioning the obvious sexual tension and flirtatious banter every time their around each other.

Fatties. Exclusively fatties.

>>10226052
I love you my queen

Nothing above a four, guaranteed.

I know a grill that browses here. She's a tiny, unspecified level of brown 56%er. She's pretty shy quiet and autistic. She draws a lot of pepes.

>>10226330
Is he even truly Chad or just Chad for you? I know a few lonely girls online who have "chad" bfs and they always turn out to actually be total dorks and the girls just really like them. Like how /r9k/ thinks the mentally ill girls who give them attention are cool/popular girls.

>>10226025
show us your bobs

>>10226386
You can't get big until all your life is dedicated to fitness. If you start working out, even if it's just cardio, your current shape will be "enhanced" and wverything'll become a bit tighter and leaner.

>>10226629
I forgot to mention: that picture features someone who trains all day everyday and has their diet and lifestyle entirely based around fitness.

It’d be great to believe that even one of you is hot. Just as a kind of novelty curiosity. Fat girls is no different than no girls. A /ck/ queen would be cool.

>>10226658
fat girls is way, way worse than no girls. All of the wretchedness of women with none of the good part

>>10226658
Only if she posts lewd cook alongs, otherwise what's the point?

>>10226636
>tfw i'm a male and look like that but never work out
She's still probably stronger than I am, i just don't have a car. Better heart, too.