/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Good luck in prison, pal.

I ate hot cheetos for supper like 4 times a week for a year, also during that year every sunday id buy a big bag of chips, some donuts and 2 liters of chocolate milk and consume all of it. somehow ive always been skinny. lately i eat fast food atleast one meal a day.

Apparently in America there is this thing where you get 3 strikes then a hefty stint in prison. I remember reading something about a guy getting a hell of allot of time in Jail for shoplifting a snickers.

Not sure if it's true but thats some stone age shit if it is.

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That's not true. There are dudes who come to jail hundreds of fucking times for theft and they just get back out and keep doing it. The three strikes thing is for selling drugs

>>10179741
Meant for
>>10179391

>>10179262
I have very select tastes but everyone thinks I'm pretentious just because I wasn't raised in a pleb family.

>>10179262
Lol noob. I take minimum of two.

Any tips on not getting caught OP? I mean candy bars are almost always near the register (while the giant bars and big bags have their own aisle), cashiers can easily see you, other shoppers can easily see you, and just seems risky.

Do you go to a register that has no employees and take from there? Do you use sleight of hand and slip it up your long sleeve shirt?

I'd like to know!

>>10179741
Depends on which state of Merica I believe.

>>10179750
I just wear a jester costume and they assume I work there.

>>10179741
In most jurisdictions, only crimes at the felony level qualify as serious offenses; however, misdemeanor offenses can qualify for application of the three-strikes law in California, whose harsh application has been the subject of controversy.

The only condiment I put in my burger is cheese

>>10179747
Shut the fuck up and stop being a child.

>>10179741
>its just for selling drugs
Fuck, you're dumb.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-strikes_law

>>10179750
The biggest trick to stealing anything is to be 100% cool, just walk over, swipe the item into your pocket and move on. Acting weird and jumpy will clue the cashier into what your doing. Dress nicely and look sharp. Nobody thinks a well dressed person will steal.

The time to do it is when the cashier is busy. The cashier needs to be distracted by a large order while ringing things up. But be wary of other shoppers, they might call you out if they see you do it, especially older women and young kids.

Bring in a bag from another store and put the items into it. Most of the time nobody will care to even check it. Just be sure to have one in good condition.

Buy something. Someone who enters the store a lot but never buys anything is suspicious.

t. cashier


Also you could just buy it you stupid poorfag.

>>10179848
Found the plebian.

>>10179384
It won't last forever, simple biology. I used to be exactly that, ate burgers and tacos every day after school without gaining a pound.
Then about a year ago (I'm 24) I finally started gaining weight, not very quickly but still. It'll happen to you too.

I buy cashews and pistachios at the self-bagging stand and charge myself for cheaper products then go through the self checkout lanes.

>>10179881
it's not about being poor, it's the principle of the thing

>>10179262
hope my man doesn't park in the sun

>>10180009
if you own him you can tell him what to do

>>10179851
>>10179741
>>10179742
>>10179391
On one hand, three-strikes laws do get used by corrupt and or biased systems to cherrypick certain criminals based on class or race that are repeat offenders and fuck them up the ass while letting others slide.

On the other hand, if you know you've gotten jailed for shit twice, you're going full retard to keep fucking around.

On my foot, three-strikes laws are correlated with higher incidences of cop-killings because criminals at risk of a third strike will sooner kill a cop than hand themselves over for decades of prison time, even on minor offenses.

So it's balanced.

>>10179881
>The biggest trick to stealing anything is to be
White
But yeah then your other shit applies.

>>10179391
It isn't true unless you have a mountain of prior convictions, and even then the priors tend to have to be for something worse than shoplifting. ie A child molester gets out of prison then shoplifts a Snickers, the judge might throw the book at him just because he's deemed a risk. A klepto soccer mom is more likely to be recommended mental health treatment instead.

>>10179934
But it's just calories in, calories out
You just finally hit the point where your eating to much. Maybe you sit more now.

>>10179881
>t. cashier
stupid poorfag

I hate vegetables. I eat them, but only because I care about my health.

when i was a kid i attempted to shop lift a peculiar chewing gum pack but put it back after 2 minutes from guilt

I misplace items in supermarkets, for example I put beer bottles in the freezer and hide it under other stuff.

>>10179262
I found a loophole with the self checkouts where if you use the banana upc code when ringing up steak you can get ribeye for $0.50/lb

>>10180557
It makes me so angry when I see that.
Why do you do it?

>>10180565
To make the job less boring for the people who work there. I'm creating like a mini adventure for them and if the "time" runs out they are created by exploding beer bottles in the freezer.

Since I myself am unemployed I just want to give something back to the people who finance me.

>>10180568
Bitter and pathetic. Got it.

>>10180578
>attention whore calling someone else pathetic

>>10180578
Welcome to 4chan, m8

>>10179881
I've seen people stealing whole bags of groceries, but i wouldn't snitch unless it's from a tiny shop that needs to make a living.

I think i went from buying meat every day to buying it only once every two weeks, just how insanely expensive they've gotten. Why would i protect the merchendice of a store that scams me.

>>10180641
Maybe the meat would be cheaper if everybody paid for it.

>>10180644
I doubt it.

Dress well. Enter corporate owned food store... NEVER a mom and pop or employee owned local business. Grab cart and go to soda/beer isle. Line sides of cart with 12 packs to create blind. Shop with purpose while holding a bullshit list and load up the middle with whatever you NEED. You are stealing to survive, not profit. When done, cover top with large bag item like kitty litter or dog food. Take out cell phone and pretend to have somewhat loud argument with no one on the other end. People will listen, but not look at people who do this. Walk out with the booty in a rush "God Damn it Mr. President, I am not going to pay a lot for this muffler!" Go to your car which you parked medium far into the lot and off load your shit. Get away calm and clean. You can obscure your rear plate in advance if you are paranoid.

>>10180641
>I've seen people
Black?

I keep forgetting this board is full of commie children who think stealing is a virtue as long as it's from a "big corporation"
Pathetic children who can't take responsibility for even something as simple as feeding themselves.

>>10180669
sometimes there is no money and you need to survive. If you are lucky enough where this is never the case, you are lucky so stop being a cock head about it retard. You are not special or better. You are more fortunate.

>>10180675
should've paid attention in school to get some of that magic fortune

>>10180665
Kids (white and black),old single men or retards. Actual 'i'm missing a chromosome' retards.

>>10180684
I have two degrees and used to teach public school. I have occasionally ran out of money due to health and whatnot and had to steal food. You are lucky if you haven't. Lucky, not special.

>>10180675
I'm sure that guy giving advice about where to park your fucking CAR is starving for lack of money, yeah.
Worthless little shits with worthless excuses. A thief is bad enough but a thief who claims he's entitled to it should be fucking whipped.

>>10180691
Technically women of all races are the biggest cleptos.

>>10180696
you should've taken a class where you learned financial responsibility. you know like learning how to take care of your money so you don't run out of it like a retard

>>10180696
>and whatnot
be real

you spent it on some irrelevant bullshit

>>10180700
that is good advice when you are not starving or have others to take care of that outstrip your cash.

>>10180696
>I have two degrees and used to teach public school
lol worthless degrees then

>>10180704
you're a retard not special

>>10180703
none of your business. I will steal if I have to. Id rather not, but I will.

>>10180715
confirmed female or homo

>>10180716
wrong on both counts.

>>10180696
>Lucky, not special.
If I were actually starving I'd go door to door offering to rake leaves or shovel snow or mow grass.
You're on 4chan so you have at least time and probably also an Internet connection. Don't fucking pretend you'd starve if you didn't steal, you sack of shit.

>>10180718
i don't do it currently, but would if I had to.

>>10180721
Had to what? Steal or get off your fucking ass and do some work?
Pathetic child.

>>10180728
I am in my early 40s asshole. You are either supported by your parents or very inexperienced.

>>10180718
Not him, but people feel like it's their only way not to starve and take the risk. Not you. Why be jealous on someone who is less fortunate? Stop being so autistic.

>>10180737
or just responsible

>>10180743
you are on 4chan... you are not a paragon of humanity.

>>10180737
You're in your early 40s and you are arguing about stealing on the cooking board of an anime web forum? Can you pinpoint exactly when your life went utterly of course? Jesus Christ.

>>10179753
Really it depends on the county.

>>10180737
Plenty of retards live to that age. Nobody here thinks being in your 40s makes you an authority on "life".
Fuck you.

>>10180741
>Not him, but people feel like it's their only way
If they're stupid enough to think stealing is more reasonable than working they should be fucking shot.
As indeed should the retard defending them.
I'm not "jealous" I'm angry because parasites like you feed on the rest of us and then you don't even have the decency to be humble about it.

>>10180748
currently it is fine. In the past, sometimes it was hard and I have been near homeless before. Not everyone has a support system to aide them when things like illness happen.

>>10179262
>>10179750
>>10179881
>>10179996
Niggers or honorary niggers with no respect for civilization


>>10180542
No idea what race, but at least you want to live in a peaceful society

>>10180755
you just an angry dick.

>>10180755
The world is not what you think it should be.

>>10180757
should've paid better attention in school

>>10180762
I may be a dick but I pay for my own shit with money I earned.
I'd rather be a dick than a parasite.

>>10180772
I very likely have more and better education than you do, but am not as anchored by morals. Be angry about it all you want. Stress is a killer.

>>10180776
good job then. dick.

>>10180779
>I very likely have more and better education than you do
you've said you had 2 degrees but were a public school teacher and almost homeless, no you do not. you have worthless degrees

>>10180786
What have you contributed to society? I have educated hundreds.

>>10180788
>What have you contributed to society?
not stealing

>>10180791
so... nothing. selfish and entitled.

>>10180791
i stole food to get by on. Never anything but that.

>>10180792
projecting

>>10180795
should've paid better attention in school

>>10180779
How about your fedora? Did you steal that too, faggot?

>>10180798
and dude projects his position in life and morals on others. So?

>>10180801
you're a pathetic loser that failed in life so he has to steal

>>10180801
These fucks are likely on funbucks for mental problems anyway.

>>10180805
I get by. You are a pathetic loser that is VERY angry at someone they will never know.

>>10180808
nothing wrong with hating people that break the law

>>10180788
I am an ICU nurse. I think I'm doing my part, faggot.

>>10180810
law? what does law matter when you have to eat to survive? I didn't steel batteries and booze. I stole bread and meat.

>>10180813
you failed at life. you spent how long at school getting 2 degrees and can't even feed yourself? pathetic. what are your worthless degrees?

>>10180813
It's not about the law, it's about private property. But you commie losers only believe in that when it's yours of course.
In a perfect society you parasites would either starve or get shot.

>>10180813
Don't even bother anymore. He will never understand. When he said that i lost all motivation to discuss further. Can hardly comprehend he has any form of empathy.

>>10180820
in a perfect society everyone would have food dumbass

>>10180826
>Can hardly comprehend he has any form of empathy.
What happened to not being tied down by morals?

Here's something empathetic you can do; don't steal.
I have still not seen a single example of you poor starving cocksuckers trying to find honest work. You just decided it was easier to steal and you were surely entitled to another man's property because you were hungry, right?
Prove me wrong and tell us all what kind of work you went looking for.

>>10180841
i was already employed as a teacher

>>10180834
Once the parasites were dead everyone left would have food, yes.

Why does every /ck/ thread eventually just turn into someone arguing with a troll? I figure that people just really enjoy trying to one-up each other here in particular.

>>10180852
Not everyone you disagree with is a troll.
There really are idiots out there who think they are entitled to other people's property without doing any work.
There's also at least one pathetic fuck out there who couldn't feed himself while employed as a teacher but still thinks he gets to brag about that job. lmao

>>10180841
I've never stolen something, at least not in my adult years. I'm not saying stealing is good. But sometimes people are put into a situation where it seems the only reasonable outcome not to starve and i understand that. It's their choice, their risk to take. if you even have an ounce of empathy, which you clearly don't, you would understand.

>>10180863
not bragging. speaking from experience... experience you have been lucky to not share.

>>10180872
he didn't need to steal he was just lazy

>>10180872
>It's their choice, their risk to take
Does that apply to murder and rape as well?
You're a fucking retard. Which explains why you think someone gets to steal food instead of mowing a lawn for $5 and buying it like a decent human being.

>>10180873
Luck has nothing to do with it. There are plenty of alternatives to stealing. You're just a lazy commie sack of shit. Which does corroborate your claim that you're a teacher.

>>10180878
>Comparing stealing to rape and murder
Fuck off, you fucking downie.

>>10180908
So where do you draw the line?
I can steal from you but I can't kill you.
Can I rob you at gunpoint?
Is that "my choice"?

>>10179881
Has anyone tried fucking with the grocery watchmen by hanging around the lanes with a backpack and loose clothing, hesitating by the checkout lanes and just buying some cheap thing? If they get suspicious and unleash the dogs you might be able to sue them for easy money.

>>10180663
Don't alarms go off on major food stores though? I've always heard the myth "they only go off on items more than X amount of money" but I've seen them go off on customers just from like tiny things that their kids had dropped into the cart without them realizing.

>>10180939
never did for me. I only stole from one specific chain that had a history of being unkind to employees and the community, and I only stole food.

>>10180916
We're talking about a very specific subject and you want to include all kinds irrelevant situations that are far worse and not comparable. Everyone has probably stolen something. Either as a kid, teen or adult. If you can't differentiate the murder and just stealing a bread, then you're a sociopath. Seek help.

>>10180943
Wow, you're such a good guy. A real warrior for the people.
I'm sure those stores treated their employees better for every item that got stolen.

>>10180950
Worse or not. If you steal from me or try to rape me the bullets ripping open your stomach will be the same. It's NEVER "your choice" to take anything from someone else. Not a candybar and not a life.
And I STILL don't see a single one of you faggots coming forward and saying you actually tried looking for a gig shoveling snow or painting a fence. Because you didn't. Because you're lazy, greedy, entitled little shits rather than actually starving.

>>10180878
Murder and rape infringes on someone's right and directly affects them. Taking a loaf of bread from a major corporation that more than likely could have turned out expired and tossed* infringes on who's rights exactly?

*i've worked in a grocery store bakery, we tossed literally fucking pounds of bread pastries and other shit everyday and gave a shitton more away to the 'day old bread' charity thing (and other departments threw a bunch of shit away too)

>>10180960
so why didn't the thief just go to the store at closing and get the food they were throwing out

>>10180960
Theft infringes too, retard.
Stealing from someone who's rich is not a noble deed or even an excusable one. Pathetic lazy shit.

>>10180960
>all that bread being given away or put in dumpsters.
Maybe you losers should eat that instead of stealing from the store then.

>>10180967
Because the food is either rotten or going stale and bad, and they don't throw it out in it's own little separate garbage bag and toss it neatly into a can outside. It gets tossed with all the moldy shit, all the gross shit, all the sweeped up mess from the floor, it's covered in dirt, grime, and flies and all thrown into a giant trash "chute" at the back of the store that leads into a giant dumpster that smells like rotten shit and piss.

Sure you could probably find an untouched piece of food if you scrounge around in rotten waste for a while, but it's not worth it at all.

And before you say "why dont they go and ask for the stuff they are going to throw out" because employees simply aren't allowed to do that.

>>10180978
>but it's not worth it at all.
ah the lazy man justifying stealing

>>10180970
You aren't stealing from "someone" you are taking something that ends up being marked as a tossed item more often than not. Because if you aren't going to steal it, you weren't going to buy it anyways, and it's not like the store is going to go out of stock from the item because you stole it and got rid of someone else's chance to buy it.

It would be different if we were talking about stealing from a mom and pop shop, or from someone's house, but you aren't. You are taking something that wouldn't be bought anyways.

I bet you pirate games, music, movies, and television too you fucking psychopathic hypocrite.

>>10180978
>And before you say "why dont they go and ask for the stuff they are going to throw out"
How about asking for a job? Why don't they do that?

>>10180992
>every company in the entire world is always hiring 24/7

How about you project more? Why don't you do that?

>>10180984
>>10180992
What if I told you my job was to rile up retards like you on the internet?

>>10181010
>my job to rile up retards
is there an open position at the company?

>>10181021
No, go starve idiot.

>>10180999
Ask in more than one place, you pathetic fucking manchild.
There is ALWAYS a job somewhere that will let you pay for a meal. You're just a lazy little shit.

I don't like to shoplift Pedro, Achmed, Pajeet or Wang. They are just common folk earning their everyday pay.
I DO fill my pockets with crap when I'm at a big supermarket or mall chain, tho.

>>10180989
That last line. I bet this is the reason he hasn't responded kek

whoa, this thread is sure full of edgy redditors and /leftypol/ lovers

>>10180989
>I bet you pirate games, music, movies, and television too you fucking psychopathic hypocrite.
I do not. And I think people who try to argue that piracy isn't theft are barely any better than faggots like you.

>>10181037
You talk like one and you act like one. I don't even have to use the word.

>>10180776
Good job anon, you do what 80% of society does, and yet you have a stick up your ass about it.

>>10181094
I don't find any solace in "only" 20% of people feeding off me like fucking lampreys, no.
Maybe you should ask yourself if it's really just luck if 80% of us manage to do it.

>>10181098
no, you probably also had the support of family when things got rough, or other advantages not everyone has.

>>10181094
>there's nothing impressive about paying for your own food. 80% of people do that.
>it's literally just pure luck that you yourself don't have to steal to eat.

Pick one

>>10181098
It's like this everywhere. I bust my ass at my shitty job, pay taxes, and I'm working on educating myself so I can have a better career. Does it suck that people out there are mooching on the more productive members of society, sure. But it's silly to get this angry over something that is human nature and out of our control. Take solace in the fact that at least you are doing something productive with your life and that your hard work will afford you more freedoms and opportunities that these leachers will ever get. They're living a life of mediocrity, and that in itself is a sad and pathetic existence. Some of these people never even had a chance. Maybe they went to an inner-city school with shitty resources and teachers and didn't have a healthy family environment where they learned the value of hard work or self-improvement. I'd rather pitty most of these people rather than putting myself into an early grave, stressing over other people I don't even have control over.

>>10181072
Good job ignoring everything else in the post in a vain attempt to stroke your own ego once again. Come back when you've grown up. Fucking hell it's not even summer yet.

>>10181150
He's jealous that his brain can't let him steal. It would hurt him too much on the inside, damage his ego and pride, all because his IQ is too low to understand morals.

>>10181112
I didn't say it's pure luck, you mong. I'm just saying anon should get off his fucking high-horse, it's not like what he's doing isn't just something responsible people do.

>>10181109
I have not had to rely on family since I was a child.
They would support me if I needed it of course because I'm a decent person in good standing with them. If I had been an entitled parasite my whole life I guess they might have turned their backs on me like yours did.
I would STILL have the option of mowing lawns and shoveling snow and I still don't see anyone posting saying they ever even tried getting a gig like that.
Because you're not willing to get your hands dirty for a meal. You think it's owed to you by those who do work.

>>10179262
Sometimes indulge on my bfs cummies

I mean, I just eat burritos or tacos with chips occasionally

>>10181150
I pity them too. Doesn't mean I want them to stealing from me or anyone else.
I see people in threads like this who are fucking proud of being moochers. I don't want a cent of my money, which I earned, supporting them.
They can either get jobs or at the very least be humble about living off the rest of us.

Funny how you assume anyone who's not a parasite must have had an easy upbringing. I didn't but I don't blame "society" or "corporations" for it and I don't think I am owed anything from them.

>>10181163
No, you presuming shit head... I do not have a family. None. Arrogant self congratulating assuming asshole.

>>10181181
It's the case more often than not, but I'm glad you busted your ass and worked and educated yourself out of a shitty situation.

>>10181163
EVer try to beg for a job shoveling snow after working, but not eating for 4 days, and with pay day still over a week away? I have, and you haven't, yet you talk shit.

What is it with boomers and their preverse idea that if you work hard, you will get ahead in life which is utter bullcrap.

Take what you cam and rip off as many people as you can otherwise they will do it to you. Know your real friends and find out if family is worth it for you.

>>10181196
Oh, so you actually did try.
Good one you. Took the one guy with at least a tiny hint of decency to show up in this thread.

To answer your question, I keep bringing up these odd jobs exactly because they used to keep me alive. I slept under a tarp down by the beach and fed myself with jobs like this plus fishing. I would do that again before stealing, especially since it was nobody's fault but my own that I ended up in that miserable situation.
4 days or not eating? They don't have dumpsters where you live?

What is it with boomers and their preverse idea that if you work hard, you will get ahead in life?

Take what you can and rip off as many people as you can otherwise they will do it to you. Know your real friends and find out if family is worth it for you.

>>10181238
I am the same guy cunt... teacher that offered the tip on how to shoplift a whole cart of food when you are starving.

I also donate to food banks when I can, and was often poor because I had to buy lunch for my students. I do not do it anymore, but I stole food when I had to, and would do so again with no moral thought to it at all.

>>10181234
Nobody said anything about "getting ahead".
I said you can make five bucks to buy a meal instead of stealing it.

If we all followed your advice the most ripped-off people would be the pathetic losers who can't even feed themselves on a teacher's salary.

>>10181288
How much do you think a first year public school teacher makes in a depressed area, and how much do you think they put right back into helping support their students? That is the situation I was on when I stole tubes of hamburger and white bread, asshole.

>>10181264
Right. Because a whole cartful is exactly what you need when you're definitely just taking enough to survive.
Pretty fucking disgusting to think that they let an idiot like you near children. A man who's said twice in this thread alone that he's proud of his lack of morals.

>>10181321
I never said that at all. I said morals do not enter into it when it comes to food. Your reading comprehension is laughable.

>>10179262
I've been eating 3 of these every night plus a bottle or 2 of red wine. For the past 3-4 years. I mean not every single night sometimes I'll have something different but it's this at least 5-6 times a week.

>>10181374
Morals apply to hungry communists as well as decent human beings whether you like it or not.
Explain to me please why they need to steal a full cart of food rather than look for a job.

>>10181416
I had a job. I used a cart because I had a method that worked and was mostly risk free. I was not a habitual thief, and it is just how a got by for a few months. I do not feel guilty about it, and if I was caught I would have paid restitution as soon as able. I have given more than I have ever taken in life, and I do not care what you think about that. This planet has more than enough resources for every being on it. I also do not care what your ideology has to say about that simple truth.

>>10181439
You also had a car, Mr. "I'm so poor I can't buy some pasta and canned tomatoes"
You're a lazy entitled piece of shit and everybody here knows it.

>>10181463
I had no money until pay day and a leased vehicle I needed to get to and from my job. Your situation is different. As I said, I do not care what you think about that. You are an anon on a stupid fucking food board that is spouting nonsense. There is enough resources on the planet for everyone. This is not your planet. It is mine. Meet me in life and I will convince you fast that you are just a mouthy coward.

>>10181481
You don't starve to death in a week and if you're capable of driving a car and teaching a class you're also capable of mowing a lawn.
Go fuck yourself.

No, it's not my planet, but the money I earn is mine and the groceries in a store belong to the store owner. You have no right to steal no matter how hungry you are, you sack of shit.
Meet me and I'll cut you open like a fucking fish because I'll catch you trying to steal from me sooner or later. It's clearly in your blood.

>>10181508
You are dangerously crazy violent person. You should put a bag over your head and take a nap if you want to protect society.

>>10181072
Whatever. I don't loose my head over a couple of chocolate bars. I don't debate about my reasons for stealing candies from supermarkets, it's not worth it, actually.
Like talking a cup of water from the ocean.

>>10181571
Stealing non essentials... I am COMPLETELY against this. That is entitlement and a sign of a bad human.

>>10181508
It's cool if you think you're a badass or a genius for arguing like a hormone-overcharged 15 yo boy and threatening people online, but you actually sound like a massive sperglord.
Also, you dropped your fedora.

>>10181585
Guy is also likely on ssi for his autastic personality, and has never been hungry and scared enough about his health to risk his freedom just to eat something.

I like eating hot pockets cold. I leave em out to defrost or i cook em half way but i still like em baked in the oven

>>10181577
Entitlement? I don't think about it enough for consider entitlement, I just grab it while no-one is looking. Cuz you know, chocolate is tasty.

>>10181593
Guess you missed the part about literally being homeless, faggot.

>>10181605
why were you homeless? Selfish substance abuse or mental illness? Come on pal, help me invalidate your casual uninformed judgements some more.

>>10179267
>>10179391
>prison from shoplifting
'murica

>>10181605
I am a homeless one legged blind downie retard that is using a laptop from 2005 and bumming mcdonalds wifi to tell you, you are retarded.

>>10181605
do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>10181603
At least you're not pretending you're actually improving the world by being a greedy shit. I can respect honesty.

>>10181618
The latter. And I still never stole anything.

>>10181630
are you sure? You are mentally ill.

>>10181630
How do you support yourself now? Gov funbucks?

>>10181637
I was mentally ill. And being mentally ill isn't necessarily the same as being severely schizophrenic. I just had some anxiety issues.
If you think you can prove to me that my right to keep my own property is just some fever fantasy I urge you to do so.
The way I see it you're the one trying to argue that you have a right to other people's property because you're hungry and you don't like raking leaves.

>>10181671
>just some anxiety issues
>end up homeless and begging your neighbors to mow their lawn so you dont die

yeah, keep telling yourself that buddy.

>>10181668
I am an ICU nurse. I have never been on welfare.

>>10181671
raking leaves requires a rake, leaves, and someone willing to pay for your effort. I had none of those things. I ran out of money by over extending myself in the aide of others. Again, my situation is different than you are JUDGING. You are not my judge. You are just some loony tard.

>>10181676
they employ people with a history of mental illness? That seems criminally wrong.

>>10181677
I'd rather beg than steal. Even so, I begged for work, not handouts.
Funny how you think you're better than me now that it turns out your original argument of "you never hit rock bottom like me" is proven false.

I hit that bottom and I clawed my way back up and I never stole anything. Now explain to me again how you had no other options.

>>10181677
>homeless
>neighbors

Retard

>>10181693
I'm not who you are arguing with, you're schizo is showing faggot.

>>10181693
you haven't "proven" anything other than you have a lot of free time to shittalk on 4chin

>>10181699
When you don't have a home the entire world is your neighbor.

>>10181690
They know that illnesses can be treated and cured because they have actual medical degrees instead of a 4chan education. So yes.

Not bothering to respond the weak ad-hominem posts from people who clearly ran out of even very weak arguments a while ago.
>hurr, you were homeless so your opinion doesn't matter. Not like me who was only starving to death despite working a fulltime job. Presumably because I was snorting coke in between brainwashing children with Marxist bullshit.

Nice hypocrisy, faggot.

>>10181719
not the same guy you paranoid retard. I hope I never end up in your icu.

>>10179881


No need to swipe it at checkout if we're talking candybars. Most big American grocery stores. I've been to have aisles mostly dedicated to candy.

>>10181719
You were homeless? Where did you sleep that was legal and not in some way a theft? Did you hover sleep?

>>10181734
I hope you do

>>10181747
There are public campsites in the woods and on the beaches where I life. I used those since they were sheltered and had fireplaces already set up.
Try again.

>>10181759
Of course you do. You are a violently minded angry bitter and still mental defective.

But you don't steal food, so you are better than those that do!

>>10181765
I do not believe you. You also fished... without a licence, right?

>>10181768
Not going to bother arguing this with a retard on 4chan.
Hopefully you'll get caught and punished one day. Until then I want you to remember that a mentally ill homeless person managed to feed himself without stealing and you're claiming it can't be done. Fucking pathetic.

>>10181783
so... you had a fishing licence and did not steal garbage, right?

>>10181783
I never claimed it couldn't be done. I said I don't believe YOU. You are pointlessly angry and violent, and I do not believe you work with people.

>>10181777
Private lake with owner's permission.
Besides, who exactly do you think someone fishing in the ocean is stealing from? That's even broader than the corporations you cunts seem to think don't have property rights.

>>10180728
You are a massive faggot

>>10181802
There are laws about it fuckhead.

>>10181809
>muh laws
As I said earlier; I support private property. I don't care about laws.
And apparently neither do you, hypocrite.

>>10181824
so angry... bullshit anyone would hire you for a caregiver role

>>10181828
You think I act the same offline as I do on fucking 4chan?
Do YOU do that? No wonder you have to steal food then.

>>10181824
You do not get to feel morally superior. Nee neer nee neer. Fucking violent headcase poacher.

>>10181848
You are what you are... even if you fake different at your job. You are a violently aggressive shithead with delusions of moral superiority.

>>10180504
I'm with you. If they're not on a sandwich or something, ugh