/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10173889
I just pay $14 for a to-go box at a Chinese buffet and get all the sushi that will fit in it.

>>10173889

>what is rice?

>>10173889
YOU
*serves you raw food*
$300
*pours you tapwater*
PAY
*stabs you with his imperial officers sword*
NOW

>>10173925
his son does it all, you dingus

Sukiyabashi Jiro Kitchen Nightmares when?

>IT'S FUCKING RAWWWW

>>10174306
>YOU COULD'VE KILLED SOMEBODY

itt: pussies

Jiro came up and now all the low level pussies cook for him.

>>10173889

But he massages the octopus for 45 minutes.

>>10173889
Amerilards buttblasted a nip makes better food than their mcdonalds

>>10174365
it's only one faggot making all the goddamn jiro threads anyway

>>10173889
Canacucks buttblasted a nip makes better food than their burger king

You childish midwestern non-adults just trying to suspend your adult life as long as possible with this shit.

It's time for you to find a father figure and grow up.

>>10174398
No Jordan Peterson I have no use for your cult.

>>10174413

then continue your baby talk to each other.

shut in crowd done for the night then?

>>10174398
>I only play adult video games
>I only watch adult chinese cartoons

>>10174365
Man, why are you guys so obsessed withAmericans? Are you guys jealous of them?
Like you have to be obsessed about them to randomly mention them in a thread about a sushi guy

>>10175925
It’s like poor people who hate rich people. They want to be rich, but can’t, so instead they hate those who get to be who they are not. Everyone knows America is the greatest country on earth. It’s far from perfect, but still better than anything else out there. I’m not American, I’m just not retarded.

>>10173889
"Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?"

>>10173889
Michelin stars are memes anyways. It's all about the presentation.

Some weeaboo faggot is awfully cross at not being able to book a table at Jiro's because nips still have some standards.

>>10175925
>being jealous of amerimutts in 2018
not feeling very jealous of the land of the free heart attacks. your biggest cultural export nowadays is degeneracy, cancer(figurative AND literal) and crime. can't wait for chinks to take over, pretty much everything american has every achieved in the last few decades was on their backs anyway.

>>10175971
oh im laffin

>>10176008
>throwing stones in a glass house

Oh lardy.

>>10176018
wrong country lard-for-brains. then again, should have expected a murrifat to only know tops 3 countries.

>>10175925

>implying the majority of 4chan isn't Americans

>>10176008
It's ironic of you to talk about that guy knowing 3 countries when you assumed I'm an American and I had even clearly used "they" when referring to Americans in my post (>>10175925).

Seriously, you are obsessed. Americans don't force you to go to McDonalds or thieves to rob stores in whatever country you are from, or force you to watch their movies and whatnot.

>>10176029
>proud of his irrelevant country
>won't tell anyone what it is

>Americans are staying in yurocuck's heads rent-free

>>10176056
>y-your country's irrelevant
don't care. i have easy job access, medical insurance, my food is free of estrogen and my government is not run by kikes and "progressives", jamal. hit me up when your third world shithole stops sending swat teams to shoot random nerds on live streams.

>>10176008
Your jelly is showing

>>10176086
>roleplaying this hard on a cooking board
You seem really bitter, ever thought about killing yourself?

>>10176086
"progressives,"*

Though, it looks like your irrelevant piece of shit didn't teach you proper grammar.

Big fan of the japs. Those guys don't tolerate any nigger bullshit.

You try making that much flavor on a plate you buttblasted Amerilard faggot. sage.

>>10176313
>Sushi
>flavor
Please tell me you don’t actully believe his

All part of their aim to become relevant in Asia. Has literally nothing to do with the actual dining experience. They give stars to shitty little kiosks over there

>not just going to his son's place which is cheaper, more relaxing, and equal quality

>>10176277
off yourself mutt

>>10176018
I always wonder if that's a man or a woman.

>>10173889
But is it good

>>10174370
>implying

>>10174364
l-lewd

>this 85 yo man dreams in sushi

>>10175971
everyone knows europe was the greatest retard