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10158243 No.10158243[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>walk into the kitchen
>see this

What do you do?

>> No.10158246

>>10158243
Let it feast.

>> No.10158260

>>10158243
I make that weird "natnatnatnat" sound you do at animals and call it a good cat and pet it.

>> No.10158273

If I walk away from the kitchen while preparing meat, I sometimes find my cat on the counter sniffing around the meat. He has taken chunks of meat from the cutting board or bowl before.

>> No.10158311

>>10158260
>natnatnatnat
I've never done this with my dog, what

>> No.10158322

call animal control and a cleaning service

>> No.10158323

>>10158311
You know when you shmack your tongue against the roof of your mouth? It's pretty much tutting over and over again.

>> No.10158324

>>10158260
>I make that weird "natnatnatnat" sound you do at animals

What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.10158326

go and get the mop coz i know where that milk is gonna end up

>> No.10158330

>>10158323
ohhh I think I understand

how do you describe that sound, natnatnat is not acurate

>> No.10158333

>>10158243
wonder why am i on reddit along with that cringy mongol russhit subhuman cat

>> No.10158336

>>10158330
i bet he's esl and can't into onomatopoeia

>> No.10158337 [DELETED] 
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10158337

can cats eating dogs be a fresh new meme?

>> No.10158424

"KITTY NO"
then I put my hand in their face and they do that retarded shit where they walk backwards without looking and he falls off the chair. Then I laugh and give him the weenie he touched

>> No.10158430

>>10158337
wow

>> No.10158464

>>10158337
cats are bastards

>> No.10158469

>>10158464
Holy shit, it's a carcass and they are scavengers. What the fuck do you expect you fucking vegan?

>> No.10158495

>>10158464
>>10158469
lol

>> No.10158511

>>10158337
Ain't no different from feeding cats meat. I feed my cats butchered rabbits all the time. I also like to threw them live guinea pigs and gerbils for them to eat. They don't kill/eat hamsters for some reason, only play with them.

>> No.10158529

>>10158337
Wow, these fuckers are straight up having a meal.

fucking love cats. little lions they are.

>> No.10158530

>>10158464
I once saw a dog eating a roadkill fox.
Sack up.

>> No.10158573

>>10158530
yet my little arsehole refuses to eat the gourmet stuff that i get from the supermarket.

privileged little fucker. smfh.

>> No.10158581

>>10158330
Tsk tsk

>> No.10158637

>>10158337
wtf i hate cats now

>> No.10158702
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10158702

I want to pet Jazz so bad.

>> No.10158703

>>10158243
eat the cat fuck the milk kill the hot dogs

>> No.10158723

>>10158637
pussy

>> No.10158730

>>10158243
give the cute little kitty a biiiig hug!

"meeow meow meow mew mow mewwow meewow"

>> No.10158741

>>10158581
Tsk is even less accurate, I have no idea how tsk become the accepted way to describe that sound.
The "T" sound is a plosive, the "tsk tsk" sound is pretty much the opposite of a plosive.

>> No.10158746

>>10158260
>he doesn't pshhhhhhh his cats
I bet you don't even clack your tongue to your dogs

>> No.10158747

>>10158324
natnatnatnat

>> No.10158776

>>10158330
In English, this is called "clicking your tongue". Your tongue is pressed against the roof of your mouth, or hard palate, while thew back of your tongue pulls downwards creating suction in your mouth. When you remove your tongue quickly from the roof of your mouth it makes a click, tsk, or whatever onomatopoeia.

>> No.10159081

>>10158333
>cringy mongol russhit subhuman cat

you contrarian retard, fuck off out of here and never insult kot again

>> No.10159085

cats are fukken stupid

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10159935

>walk into kitchen
>see this
>you're sad and miserable and haven't cleaned up in weeks
What do you do?

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10159961

>>10158260
>natnatnatnat

>> No.10159984

Poast more Blini Kot!

>> No.10159991
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10159991

Be one with my trueself and embrace my new toxo overlords.

>> No.10159993

>>10159935
maak gewoon schoon domme kanker mongool

>> No.10160052

>>10159935
this is a kot thread, please stay in topic

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>>10160052

>> No.10160061,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10158337
This and the thread was just delted after more than ten hours.
The fuck.