/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why not? You scared of kisses, faggot?

>>10127632
No singles policies should be illegal

>>10127635
why?

>>10127635
Find a lonely boy outside and kiss him.

>>10127627
voyeurism fetishes

>>10127627
Perfect timing, in the middle of a terrible flu season and all

>>10127627
Do you have to kiss the cashier?

>>10127766
No you kiss your gf obviously

>>10127766
>>10127770
It doesn't say you shouldn't kiss the cashier. Half priced Qdoba one and all. Dilly Dilly

>>10127627
Do they want you to kiss the employees?

>>10127779
wtf is dilly dilly?

>>10127708
>>10127766
>>10128070
are you guys actually retarded? it would obviously be illegal for a business to force employees to engage in intimate physical activity

kiss my ass

>>10127627
Because tacky people eat there.

>>10128231
That's why you employ illegal Mexicans for the task.

>>10128282
Illegally kissing illegals is still illegal.

>>10127627
fine print allows kissing an inanimate object, so bring your daki fucking weeb

>>10128226
normalfag meme from the superb owl

>>10128602
Is it that dumbass """beer""" ad?

https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/7ibn2h/bud_light_doesnt_know_history/

>>10127627
i don't follow social media, can anyone explain to me what the fuck is this about?

>>10128641
I don't either, but it's easy to figure out based on that image. Some restaurant is enticing customers into their store on Valentine's Day by offering a two for one offer to any couple that lets the cashier perve on them while they smooch.

>>10128651
>14th of February is valentines day
absolutely forgot about it. Isn't that a thing for teenagers though?

>>10128610
Wow, that disingenuous question you knew the answer to and had an immediate Reddit link for sure was "cancer". You got that beer company, dude!

>>10128658
I've always thought so, but some older people seem to get into it too.

I hope it's a kitty instead of a person.

Herpes simplex virus is a lifelong infection with no treatment and can remain dormant in a person for years while showing no symptoms, often times this latent infection can still cause transmission of HSV through skin contact

>>10127679
Cute And wholesome

>>10130343
This isn't true. I've kissed like 5 different guys and none of them ever contracted it

>>10130399
can remain dormant in a person for years

>>10127632
deathly afraid of kisses

> hands cashier a Hershey Kiss
> haha im clever

>>10127627
qdoba? I wonder that sometimes myself.

>>10130447
>hands cashier a contadina with perfect sodium content
>*wet*

>>10128610
>reddit

you have to go back

Why do you need a second entree if you’re going alone, anyway?

>>10128651
> the cashier perve on them while they smooch

It's going to be awkward for the cashier as well. It's a stupid as hell idea, all around.

>>10130343
>skin contact
can it be contracted through a handshake though?