/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how long did you purify them and how?

Snails are disgusting hell beasts.

>>10112923
No purification necessary......i dont live in a squalored ghetto. The sails in my neighborhood are nice snails.

>>10112928
lol fucking dumbass you're supposed to purify them for at least a week, you ate contaminated snails retard

>>10112924
For me? It's the McSnail

>>10112952
If McDonalds found a way to make their own snails you can bet it would be better than that shit

>>10112928
dumb fuck

>>10112942
>>10112960
Like i said i dont live in the ghetto like you faggots so my snails are not contaminated like your Cheomium rich flint michigan snails are, okay.
Your 3rd world snails cantaminated. My fancy snails not contaminated. Understand?

>>10112972
Who let the aboriginal use the computer?

>>10112942
>he doesn't purify his snails

>>10112972
That's not how it works. Even if they've lived in a garden their entire lives they still could have consumed dead birds or fungus you retard.

>>10112972
god damn you're fucking stupid m8

Snails out of your garden can carry parasites FYI

>>10112923
>>10112942
>>10113006
>>10113038
>fallng for the purify your snails meme

>>10113042
Poorfag detected

Am I the only one who wants to feel those baby snails crawl around on the head of my dick and then roll my foreskin over them and crush their shells?

>>10113058
Well make sure to purify them first since 95% of /ck/ is poorfag Chernobyl residents with contaminated nuclear snails.

>>10113058
>having a foreskin
Have fun getting laughed at by me and my friends

>>10113063
I dont go to hebrew school so i dont have to think about you and your jewbag friends.

>>10113063
>not having a foreskin
Your parents must really love you to cut part of your dick off to appease their jew gods.

>>10113063
>hey bro, wanna hang out?
>nah broseph, me and my brosama's are gonna look at pictures of uncut dick and laugh
>word, hit me up

>>10112952
>>10112957
for me its the boot shaped snail

>>10113067
>>10113069
>>10113072
t. triggered uncut anteater dick mutants

>>10113086
I actually keep mine rolled back all the time. Always have. It’s the same as being cut except nobody cut part of my dick off.

>>10113094
>I actually keep mine rolled back all the time
But why

>>10113094
You're gonna fuck up your dick that way.

fuckin rank

>>10113103
Head of my dick is too big, it doesn’t really fit. It’s been like that since i was 8. It’s not an issue with my foreskin, it’s not uncomfortable on my shaft. I just got a big top.
>>10113103
It’s been like that for 20 years so far, I think I will be ok.

>>10113067
>>10113069
>>10113072
Given that you fag only wash once per year, i hope you all get a foreskin infection. I hipe the infection is so bad that the doctor has to remove your foreskin.

>>10113123
lmao. look out folks we got an Internet guy with a big dick

>>10113126
He said just the head is big, probably from not purifying his snails.

>>10113126
No, it’s an average girth and length for the shaft, just a big top.

Man, this is a weird fucking thread.
Ignore all of that other dumb shit and pick a bracelet.

>>10113128
I don’t eat shellfish. For some reason my body forces me to immediately throw it up. Sucks because shellfish is tasty. I just assumed my body would react the same to snails so I never bothered trying them.

>>10113052
Listen you retarded fucking faggot you strawmanning the reasoning behind wanting to purify snails before eating them by stating that the only possible toxicity a snail could have is radioactive. Are you legitimately THAT fucking stupid? (Answer; yes because you actually ate unpurified snails) God damn man next time ask your mommy is the bugs you eat are safe

>>10113133
>I lick rape pussy
Dibs

>>10113133
>LADYBOY KEEP AWAY
I want that one

Are purified snails a meme like activated almonds?

>>10112916
This snail is better than your snail!
His name is Harry and he's King of Snails!

>>10113139
When i was around 12 my body magically grew an allergy for tilapia and salmon. Now when i eat it, i get hives and my stomach feels like its going to implode.

>>10113269
Perhaps you're being punished for your evil ways?

>>10113133

O N E C U N T W O L F P A C K

>>10113281
>evil ways
But I'm circumcised

>>10113143
Quit projecting you retarded pussey. You keep falling for that purified snails meme, you little bitch.

>>10113268
hello harry :3

>>10113268
>Harry, King of Snails
>not Harry, Prince of Snails

so uh, how do i purify snails you off topic retards?

>>10113612
blend, strain through a sieve and then charcoal filter.

>>10113612
I don't exactly know, but the principe is that you make them shit and starve for a week so you don't eat shit.

>>10113133
> I NO LIKE RAPE
> SAVAGE MY ANUS
> I SNIFF COCKS
> UP BUM NO BABY
> I HAVE GOOD AIDS
> CHILD TRAFFICKER

But how

>OP ate some garden snails
>cut or uncut argument within 20 posts

I fucking hate this place.

>>10113612
Call in a purifier.

>>10113750
Could be worse, it could be Andy Sixx logs posts.

>>10112923
How does one go about purifying snails

>>10114031
Pour salt all over them.

>>10113709

Pretty sure you feed them creamy human food so they have a creamier texture

>>10114210
You have to give the snail deep tissue massages with japanese sake.

>>10114210
>>10114228
Then one snail is given a medium bland and the other a large one. Then the one snail for redemption commits seppuku.

>snails
>from your garden

Enjoy your parasite induced meningitis, idiot.

""Purity"" is a Lie told by BIG ESCARGOT to keep the People buying their IMPORTED SNAILS, wake up CK! !

>>10112916
you probably used those disgusting dark snails that aren't good for eating, instead of the gigantic, paler ones normal people (instead of savages like you) actually eat

>>10112928
I hope you enjoyed the disgusting feces and artemisia taste, those little fuckers sure love eating artemisia

>>10113048
it's not a meme, retard. They love nasty tasting plants, so you have to let them starve for some days. It's been done since forever

Are you implying your piece of shit snails are better than fried chicken because they were hand-cooked (by you, lel) instead of prepared "mechanically"?

>>10114535
>normal people
>eating snails
LOL

>>10113133
I've got $20 on "Shit Cunt."

>he doesn’t purify his snails

i'm going to vomit

>>10112928
>>10112972
>>10113048
You moron. You let them eat carrot until their shit is all orange for a few days. That clears out any plant/fungi matter that is toxic/poisonous to humans. Otherwise, you can poison yourself eating them.

>>10115173
RIP, OP.

>>10115206
Op, here. Im doing fine. Great even. Snails were delicious. I guess only faggots get parasites from their food like sad north koreans. Sad.

>>10115730
I don't think you understand how parasites work.

>>10115738
must be German

Why is everyone responding to an obvious bait thread?
>>10115730
You're a fucking faggot.

>>10112916
i`ll finger your asshole for some

>>10114545
Oh yeah. Have you even had escargot, faggot? cause thats sounds just like what a person who has never even eaten escargot would say.

>>10115755

You're really trying hard aren't ya, buddy?

>>10115749
>waaaahh!!! Why are people responding to this?!?!?
>while responding.

>>10115768
Im not your buddy, faggot.

>>10115791
I'm not your faggot, guy.

>>10115806
Im not your guy, anon!!

>>10115738
>talking like you know something

>>10112928

>>10112916
>Bragging about eating snails

>>10115848
>being unable to brag about eating snails

>>10113133
> I cocksalad
>Same same
>Dr. Gay

Do we HAVE to pick just one?

>>10113269
What is hives?

>>10112916
>>10113612
I put them in my aquarium to steep for several days. It was hard to figure out how to stop my crawdads from eating them. My solution? I put them in a plastic bag with the water I got from Petsmart. My last batch turned out really bad because I had to dose my tank with methylene blue, malachite green, hydrogen peroxide, bleach, vinegar, baking soda, sea salt, No Planaria disinfectant, ammonia, and iodine to treat white cotton fungus, ich, crayfish plague Aphanomyces astaci, Ellobiopsidae green fungus, detritus worms, hydra, planaria, scuds, dropsy, and fin rot. Lost most of my fish and shrimp because I was in prison for 5 months. My crawdads have mutated, they subsist mostly on cannibalism and carcasses from the fish that died from fin rot, ich, and the fungi. They have been climbing up my HOB filter, air tubing, and the heater cord and escaping. I found thousands in my basement. They are iridescent and opaque. They used to be signal crayfish but I suspect they are a new variant sub-species. They ate most of the snails I had marinating in my aquarium, but I have a new food source, the crawdads. I wonder what I should name the species.

>>10113612
Put em in a container so they don't escape and feed em things like carrots or lettuce for a week or so until their poop is the color of the food

>>10114031
Google it you fag

>>10115909
Its where raw honey comes from, stupid asshat!

>>10115869
Touché

>>10115931
>getting twoshayed

>>10115929
So he gets beehomes from eating salmon?

>>10115749
North korean detected

>>10115959
Sounds serious

>>10115945
I am far from perfect and I'll always be wrong about things now and then , so I'll acknowledge things when there's need for it

>>10115980
>twoshayed cu/ck/ level 9000

>>10115974
He could make a profit from it tho. All he has to do is keep eating salmon and start a beefarm

>>10115986
I am cuckanese confirmed

>>10115988
Yeah totally! Too bad he sounds like such a little bitch faggot, otherwise, yes much profat!

>>10115993
Damn! You got threeshayed or maybe even fourshayed it sounds like.

>>10113133
Eat cunt till I die

This might be the most important thread there has ever been inside the internet before!

>>10113133
>I <3 PING PONG
SHE KNOWS. SHUT IT DOWN

>>10113133
>i <3 spicy cunt

>>10113133
>I <3 HORSE DICK

bait thread, best thread

>>10113133
Special request
> I <3 LADY BOY POOP
Right! Am i right?

hiya!!!!!!!!!!
my friend tori loves snail pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10113133

>same same I came

dibs

>>10113133
I GOT FIFTY ON OL ONE IN THE BUM

>>10115910
Go buy some original crayfish from wherever you got them and isolate them in pairs to see if they have babies. More an one pair in case you put two same sex in one container but no more than a pair each because then they will breed with each other. If they reliably do not succeed, you indeed have a legit new species of crayfish.

>People responding to obvious bait when OP is clearly samefagging his own responses to keep the thread going.

Is /ck/ just filled with enwfags now or what? I mean the guy doesn't even add periods to his posts.

>>10114031
feed them sugar water for a couple days, and then starve them for a couple days after that

otherwise your escargot is mostly snail shit

SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY

>>10112924
t. slug with shell-envy.

OP when your organs start shutting down because your snails ate some Destroying Angels, post pics and follow up please.

>>10116509
OP is panicking and purposely trying to pretend this is a bait thread. OP is sweating pretty hard right now. This is basically a pic of the OP.

>>10116649
Yup, he fucked up bad.

Op here. I think i fucked up, you guys. you might have been right. Those snails tasted so good yesterday. Today is a much different story. All day i have been having an unbarable headache and really bad diarrhea with really bad cramping. I dont have any healthcare and i cant go to the hospital. You were all right i am really stupid. Can you help me, /ck/? Could you guys donate some money to my paypal account so I can go to the doctor and find out whats wrong with me. I think its pretty serious. My sides are hurting really bad and i can hardley stand up. If you guys could just find it in your heart to give back to our little /ck/ommunity it would be really good for all of us. I dont know who else to ask. I would ask my parents but they died eating wild mushrooms that they picked themselves a few years back. I hope you can find it in your heart to donate to my paypal. Thank you, /ck/. Youre my only hope.

>>10117338
I hope you die. Itl be a lesson to all the enemies of snails.

>>10117375
Im so cold, /ck/ . Everythings really blurry.

>>10117436
I'm assuming this is still bait, but call an ambulance.

>>10117447
Fucking seriously!?!?i cant afford a ambulance. Oh fuck. What am i gonna do. Oh shit. I really wish i didnt eat those snails . Shit!! Fuck me!! Im so fucked.

is OP kill?

>>10113048
Enjoy your liver flukes

>>10117338
>Could you guys donate some money to my paypal account
>I would ask my parents but they died eating wild mushrooms that they picked themselves a few years back.
obvious bait, but it's funny

>>10115173
That seems like a lot of work and effort for some stupid snails and yeah I've eaten them before and was not impressed.

>>10117338
>>10117457
What's your paypal? Also if you go to the emergency room they have to treat you by law, even if you're broke.

>>10113269
Did you get strep throat around then when you were 12? Sickness like this often changes the immune system.

Also did try the recent peanut butter allergy treatment but adapt it to fish.

>>10118127
I don't know if my immune system changed, but I used to get strep a lot when i was younger, so i had my tonsils removed because of it. When we found out that i couldn't eat those foods anymore my folks just didn't make them.

> the recent peanut butter allergy treatment but adapt it to fish
ive never heard of it but ill go look it up. It really sucks not being able to eat salmon.