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10110581 No.10110581 [Reply] [Original]

>not even rats are advised to eat cheese

is there a more clogging food?

>> No.10110584

Who's giving rats dietary advise?

>> No.10110586
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>>10110581
>posts a pic of an apple

OP is a fag

>> No.10110615

>>10110586
You retarded nigger that's clearly tree cheese.

>> No.10110724

>>10110584
I would assume rat dietary advice would be offered to owners of pet rats rather than the rats themselves.

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>>10110724
Hmm?

>> No.10111822

>>10110581
>had pet rats
>fed them foie gras
>little bits of bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese
>30 year old scotch
>caviar
>lobster
>bits of bread with expensive olive oil and balsamic

rats are the best

usually i give my friends bowls of doritos

>> No.10111829

>>10110581

And dogs can't eat grapes

>> No.10111841

>>10111822
How long did they live?

>> No.10113365

>>10111822
>foie gras

duck police will get you in your dreams

>> No.10113395

>>10111841
Not him but if I had to guess like 2 years. 3 if supremely lucky. Just like any other rat.

Their life expectancy is garbage no matter what you do, you could feed one a diet exclusively of spray cheese and it would die of old age before it even gets the chance to be sick.

>> No.10113416

>>10110581
My rat doctor advised me to eat cheese...do you think he has it in for me?

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>>10111822
I got mice. Pellets and seeds aside, they love blueberries, strawberries, spinach, roasted unsalted sunflower seeds, blackberries, banana chips, cat food and egg for protein, and unhealthy shit like bits of bread, cheese, tortilla, or pastry. I love the little shits.

>> No.10114069

>>10110581
Rats will die of old age before clogged arteries as long as you aren't feeding him cheese and only cheese. They don't live for long so make sure your ratto gets to sample all kinds of safe delicious foods.

>> No.10114085

>>10114069
>caring about what graces the rat's mouth
you're a colossal faggot

>> No.10114089

>>10114061
Oh yeah and cold cucumbers. They eat that shit up like it’s ice cream