/ck/ - Food & Cooking

some dirty dish tunes while I clean up a bit

https://youtu.be/hC8CH0Z3L54

Currently having a go at homemade Donner kebab, no pics cos it's already in the oven but I'll let you know how it turns out.

>>10076349
am interested, thats something ive thought about trying but im not sure if it will do the real deal justice and lamb aint cheap round these parts

>some al pastor tacos from lunch

>>10076350
It's 5% fat lamb mince, well mixed (used a food processor) with ground coriander seed, cumin, smoked paprika, cayenne, 2 garlic cloves, an incredibly finally diced onion, salt, pepper and and a little olive oil. Got the pittas, tomatoes, garlic yoghurt and lettuce ready to go.

>>10076368
Not particularly attractive, but we'll see how it is.

>>10076368
>>10076397
looks good if the taste is about right, if you shave the pieces off and maybe toss em around a skillet to get a bit of crisp on it I could see it being pretty legit

gonna make a big batch of chili, and this time i am taking the name "chili" quite literally
>fresh chilis
poblano
chilaca
serrano
red jalepeno
manzono
red habanero

>dried chilis
arbol
cascabel
ancho

>chili powder
mexican
new mexican
ancho
cayenne

>>10076439
Sounds less chili and more "whoops I've shat myself"

>>10076439
Taste wise it's really good, texture wise it's not quite there, so I did as you suggested and threw the slices in the pan, that finished it off really well, but like an idiot forgot the pics, so here's the entire assembled thing. (Note this actually leaves half the "loaf" for later.)

>chili
>thos beans tho

Thread FUCKING hidden

>>10076473
noice, as long as the taste is on point the rest can be tweaked, def gonna give this a try in the future when i got lamb funds lol

>>10076475
keep yapping and ill throw a can of corn in there too :^0

>>10076463
it may seem like a lot but I think with the 4+lbs of beef it will not be too spicy, going more for flavor but it might be retarded well see

>choppy choppy

>>10076494
Yeah the texture was a bit too meatloaf like, not necessarily bad, but not what I was looking for. Perhaps a finer mixing or perhaps there's an ingredient that could be added to get a better texture? Worth looking into.

first time messing with a manzano pepper and i was not expecting the seeds to look like bugs, also it seems to be a sweet pepper which is interesting, might be good for stuffed peppers of some kind

ok got all the annoying shit done ya heard

https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc

>>10076680
Don't forget to wash your hands before you go for a pee

YUM
nothing is more appetizing than dirty litter paws all over your fresh vegetables

>>10076494
>ill throw a can of corn in there too

beans in chili is okay but thats fucked up

>>10076686
the spicy piss is like a reward imo

>>10076749
m8 i have running water

>>10076761
honestly i bet its pretty decent but im not trying to gamble with this batch

this is a lot of meat and imma have to do it in batches

multitaskin like a mofo

never made chili with chunks of meat so we'll see whats up

https://youtu.be/L6-zJNxLTeg

Your name isn't Patti and you're not a woman, you're a mentally deranged man who thinks he can change genders whimsically or live in some grey area in between and you play out this fantasy on 4chan, only you try too hard to sell the illusion.

>>10076972
Patti is the cat hook me up with your weed man lol

>>10076972
Patti is the op's cat you red hatted nutjob

Please return to your containment board

>>10076972

k got this kunt mixed up

lettin it simmer until i feel its ready, want the steak to be nice and tender

>>10077054
I'm gettin' moister than an oyster, senpai.

>>10077090
Looks like Doc's getting her Clan Tag tonight.

>>10076909
>catfag logic
i have soap and water too but that doesn't mean i rub shit everywhere just so i can wash it off

>>10076940
>never made chili with chunks of meat so we'll see whats up

That's how I like to do it. 1:1 ground beef and beef chunks cut a bit smaller than stew meat like you have there. The ground beef kind of disintegrates and the beef chunks give you something to chew on.

Don't forget the corn chips to top off your bowl of chili!

>>10077131
I think it's time for you to fuck off.
:)

>>10077251
I think it's time for you to go lick another cat butthole, toxopozzed catfaggot
:^)

>>10076324
when did you start making these threads?

>>10077277
die

>>10077268
I don't have cats.
The point was that you're a whiney little newfag who doesn't know how to filter threads.
Now, fuck off.

>>10077436
are you going to respond like a retard every thread or are you going to learn to ignore shitposts

>>10077436
>filter threads
static ip phoneposter trash

>>10077451
You seem upset?
:)

>>10077456
you seem bad at emotional interpretation

>>10077131
>>10077268
calm yer tits m8 you were never invited over for dinner no worries

>>10077231
yeah m8 im all for trying new stuff, and ya i only make chili for frito pies and maybe some chili dogs, might try to get creative tho

>>10077277
according to the date on this extremely rare patti, too long lol

also stop wasting muh valuable post count on some haters geez louise

pet the kitty

>>10077451
cell phones use static IPs?

ok pretty close to where i want it, added kidney and pinto beans, a splash of loisiana hot sauce and some very luxurious Chihuahua de mexico wood smoked sea salt, gonna give it it a bit to tender the beans up then thicken it with some masa flour and BAM

>>10076680
that was a great fucking song

>>10076494

>>10076324
hey no joke how do i prevent cat hairs from getting into my cooking?

i clean thoroughly and always wear clean cat hair-free clothes but it's like... food attracts cat hair for some reason

it gets real embarrassing when i bake for my coworkers and there's a cat hair glued to the outside of whatever they just picked up

>>10077476
Is that where the baby making happens?

>>10078002
aussie punk is about to be big m8, shit is gnar as fuck, trust me on this
https://youtu.be/Q954LxEzyY8

>>10078029
i feel ya, air purifyers, cleaning your place, brush your cats especially if they shed a lot. luckily my cats stay in permawinter mode so they dont shed a ton but with 3 there is hair still. just gotta stay on top of it or shave them(good luck), I also only really cook for friends, and my friends are greasy as shit.

funny enough nobody has pointed a hair out in my food in the 2+ years ive been doing these threads and that amuses me

>>10076972
this shit is getting pretty old. learn to hide the thread.

>>10078253
>hide thread
>ip resets
>disgusting cat thread on front page
>puke
>repeat

>>10078265
then filter fml from OPs on this board newfag.

>>10078282
>filter thread
>ip resets
>filter disappears
>disgusting cat thread on front page
>puke
>repeat
>newfag

>>10078305
>ip resets
>filter disappears
oh, so you're a windowlicking retard.

>>10078312
no, i just don't want 4chan shit saved on to my fucking computer

>>10078315
if you're embarassed of saving '4chan shit' on your own personal computer then perhaps this site isn't for you.

>>10078331
what does that even mean?
embarrassment has nothing to do with it

stop replying to the turbo faggot that has been complaining about this thread for 4 hours now

>>10078106
they're just a tropical usa.... i love them.

much love from vegas, posting rare patty

>>10076972
kys faggot.

>>10078356
>implying it's one guy

>>10078106
m8, That shit looks spicy af.

But also very tasty, Another delicious looking meal op.

RIP OP's asshole tomorrow, Hardly knew yee

>>10076324
i bought the same bush's beans at HEB last night. at first i grabbed a can of their new "Honey Chipotle", then thought better. You had them?

>>10078106
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking ***got.

>>10079038
Fuck off back to bodybuilding dot com and back to looking at dudes dicks in the locker room, You fucking fag.

>>10076324
Is it just me or is Patti looking a little chubby these days?

>>10079050

My cat says hello to Patti

>>10076324
Yo dickered, how old are you man? Like 25 to 30 or so?

>>10079675
die

>>10079675
37

>>10079638
My cat would say hello but he's fucking dead

>actual food thread revolving around cooking and discussion of food
>some faggot has to derail the entire thread because he hates cats
what a fucking faggot LMAO

>>10079818
and here you are bringing attention to it like a retard

>>10079818
cats are gross desu

>>10078106
OP I've been in your (and Patti's) threads for some time now and I admire your wings and burgers to death but I need to know what you use to really crank the heat up a few notches. I've made sauces with solely pureed peppers (scotch bonnets, thai chili, habaneros, etc) but nowhere near the heat and flavor of some of those expensive craft sauces. Any clues?

>>10079869
cook it less

>>10079869
you could try a few things:
>increase acidity by adding more vinegar or lemon juice
>adding a splash of neutral alcohol like vodka or everclear
There's also a more roundabout way, if you want to keep a strong flavor and the spiciness. Remove the seeds from your peppers and cook down the pureed fruit however you normally do it. Then, add all the seeds back in at the last minute and cook it all together briefly

too tired to cook so went to Sonic

>tfw patti meets her doppleganger

>>10081941
How do you know you Patti didn't get kicked out of house and doppleganger took her place

>>10082000
DELET

slowly rebuilding my hobokitter army, one soldier at a time

gonna call this fella Tony (Montana) cuz it got that cocaine nose

>>10082036
you think tony montana likes bbq?

>>10082036
I have a hobo kitty I feed. She is missing an ear, so I named her Hollyfeld. I'd take her in but my other cats hate her.

>>10082477
she followed me back from the dumpster and inhaled a bowl of food in like 30 seconds, safe to say it likes anything edible

>>10082497
yeah Im at full capacity, ill feed them and put a box out if we have another hard freeze but thats about all i can do

Another nice thread. I'm glad someone is posting actual cooking here.
The cats are a nice bonus.

I have a some free time today and want to cook something that takes a while to make.
I was thinking making a nice tomato sauce but I am open to suggestions.

I saw a woman slap her fat kid who wasn't listening to her at Walmart and everyone audibly gasped like she was a common criminal.

Lol, The libs these days...

I remember being carried by my ear out of a supermarket before. Then getting my ass beat with a broom swung overhand when I got home for disobeying my parents

>>10082789
Make some stewed tomatoes with basil and oregano, to go over mac-and-cheese. Thank me later.

>>10082808
Fuck american power outlets.
They always look so horrified.

>>10082789
The weather's really shitty where I am. Perfect for boeuf bourguignon.

>>10082822
Do they not have GFIs in the UK?

>>10082822
take that power plug. you filthy outlet.

>>10082808
sounds like your parents were lazy desu

>>10076324
Does Patti know she's the mascot and queen of /ck/? Look at that smug face. Of course she does. You can see it in her eyes.

>>10082839
Nah. Both of them worked full time for the same companies for 45+ years

Chicken in enchilada sauce on high for 5hrs in the slow cooker

>>10082854
sounds good. a long time ago before my parents forgot how we use to have delicious roast and stew beef, a lot of dishes got forgot. and they couldn't remember how they made them. our just never made them again. but then i did most the cooking.

>>10076397
I'm this person from yesterday. An addendum, I found that the texture was much improved with the half I let go cold, was much easier to get thin slices of it and then re heat them in the pan, and gave a better colour and texture too.

>>10082880
This is the recipe I'm following, I've made it once before. Was pretty gud

https://www.themagicalslowcooker.com/chicken-enchilada-casserole/

>>10082789
>>10082810
Going with a slow cooked marinara sauce.
Sautéed some garlic onions and red chili flakes, added some tomato paste and a can of tomatoes. Gonna let it sit for a few hours

>>10078674
I have half a can of the honey chipotle beans to use up. They have a bit of zing. Can't go wrong with Bush's baked beans.

>>10083416

I was going to make boneless chicken thighs for burritos but they were pretty much frozen solid in the back of the fridge. Dumped some marinade on them and I'll get back to them tomorrow.

>>10083419
Yes, Indeed! :)

>>10076324
Sieg Heil from my kitters

Good threads my man

>>10082808
I'm sorry your parents were shit anon, but that doesn't mean you should wish it on other children

>>10076324
▄ S T O P ▄

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DELUSIONAL MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMEN

▄ S T O P ▄

Only 1 more hour. Chicken cooked faster than I was expecting, I just shredded it and put in 1 cup of cheese, some Olives, and cut the tortillas into small squares.

>>10083526
▄ S T O P ▄

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DELUSIONAL MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMEN

▄ S T O P ▄

>>10083455
Looking in the fridge, I was reminded that I had chicken legs to use up from a whole chicken I baked, so I diced that shit up and re-het it. The red things are cranberries. I like to stuff a chicken's butt with cranberries. Helps keep it moist on the inside and adds a little flavor profile.

>>10083536
▄ S T O P ▄

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DELUSIONAL MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMEN

▄ S T O P ▄

>>10083536
Already had some rice going and a half can of baked beans to use, so I still made burritos.

>>10083570
Looks decent, I'd eat that.

>>10083570
▄ S T O P ▄

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DELUSIONAL MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMEN

▄ S T O P ▄

anus

anus

Done

>>10083536
Looks decent anon. Looks like a variation on turkey and cranberry sauce.
>>10083570
Not sure about beans mixed with cranberries, but whatever floats your boat. I think I would've left out the cranberries and added some cheddar or pepperjack and salsa, but that's pretty pleb-tier.

Came out pretty gud

>>10083640
I hate your plates

>>10083501
m8 im a big hairy man I couldnt pretend to be a woman even with plastic surgery on tap lol

>>10083640
▄ S T O P ▄

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DELUSIONAL MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMEN

▄ S T O P ▄

>>10083640
I am sorry for offending you, even if you are part of the mentally deranged. I know life must be hard and that this is just another coping mechanism for denial.
Eitherway, hope you get well soon

>>10083640
i am relly sorry
reallyy

>>10083640
srry 4 u loose
callme ok
+64 897 4568

this vid is for the person ITT that is going thru some shit, you are always welcome friend

i will make chicken parm shortly

https://youtu.be/-c9-poC5HGw

>>10083801
calme ok
i can be 4 u there
rape u next week

>>10083801
am srry
if u sexy want cum with me ??????

>>10083801
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>>10083637
The couple cranberries just sort of fell in there. Some shredded cheese would have been good if I had any. Sprinkled a little hot sauce. Basically just using up leftovers that were on the verge of being thrown away rather than cooking something new.

>>10083902
vagene plz

>>10083902
were is u bobs ?

>>10083902
y not u show sex >>>>>>>>>...>??

>>10083902
non bbs no subs
sho bobs

ye

who has do delte my poste
vagine now !!!!!11

>>10083640
huwhere did the tortillas end up?

>>10083902
>The couple cranberries just sort of fell in there
that makes it like a thanksgiving burrito or something lol

I make this "Tomato curry" a lot and I want to see if I can improve it at all. It's supposed to be stupidly cheap, quick, and nutritious.

1 can tomato
1 can lentil
Onions
cumin, cinnamon, whatever spicy you got, curry powder or turmeric (add sugar if turmeric).

Just toss in a high rim pan and cook to thicken

>>10084857
You can mix in chopped parsley or cilantro after cooking. Adding chickpeas would be nice too. Serve it with yogurt

>>10084970
Parsley is a good idea, unfortunately I'm one of those cilantro tastes like soap people. I'll usually do sour cream or cheese, yogurt is a good idea too. Probably counter some of the turmeric bitterness more than sour cream does.

>>10084857
>1 can lentil
do you not use dried? or is that asoup?

I just like to cook a bucnch of letils and then add other things like celery,oninion, tomato,peppers, and of course curry pouder

>>10085205
curry powder is actually one of my favorite new things to cook with because mosts brands have almost no sodium and they have so much flavor

>>10084502
Inside m8

>>10076329

holy fuck that tune tho

>>10076761

>>10085236
this whole album is pretty dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCWR0vfA5So

>>10085267
was thinking about making this chili with chicken and though I might add corn cause fuck it

>>10082808
People who strike their kids are pieces of garbage. Has nothing to do with being liberal or conservative.

>>10076439
how much punds of beef did you use?

>>10082808
And look how disgusting you turned out faggot.

>>10085508
all of the punds

>>10085593
fug

>>10083801
this gave me some serious memoires of playing vice city

>>10085205
I actually generally prefer the flavor of canned. Dried has this weird flavor, same with beans. Besides this is meant to be super quick too. It's what I always first teach relatives or friends who are moving out and need to start cooking.

>>10084857
Spinach?

>>10085611
>memoires
Cretin

going to dog sit for me mum for the weekend, if some cheeky kunt starts posting from a decent kitchen with a doggo claiming hes me its probably me

>>10080577
that looks absolutely horrifying

How old is Patti? How do you feel about other people posting pictures of your cat to you?

>>10086803

got some meme whisky that prides itself on this guy being a drunk who stole whisky, checks out

Drinking it from antique Japanese tiny tea cup cuz class is for men

kek

Does anyone want to watch me make grilled chicken liver skewers for the first time

>>10087285
my cat could be this cat's sister. they look like twins

>>10088445
yes

>>10088623
Sorry bro decided to grill a deer burger instead, was starving. I'll do it up tomorrow for lunch.

Hello dickered anon and Patti, it's been a while since I last posted in these threads, great to see you're keeping at it
>patti is still smug
Just finished a faux-paella...thing
Tastes bretty good

>>10076324
THE CAT PAWS ITS SHIT THEN WALKS ON COUNTER- DISGUSTING!!!!!!

>>10088669
I'll be here waiting, don't forget about me anon...

>>10076324
Keeping it simple today. Split pea with kielbasa and ham hock with a garnish of cream, green onions and fresh sage

>>10087200
Who's taking care of the kitters? Or do you stop by once or twice a day to make sure food and water is good and scoop the litter box(es)? I know they don't mind being left alone and can take care of themselves but I'm pretty sure they'll miss you.

>>10084857
Cook the onions in oil or butter to start out, and when it's done add minced garlic and the spices so they wake up in the oil. Then add the other ingredients. I bet you'll see an improvement in flavor

Pissed off at work. Went to the state store for a bottle of tequila and the beer store for a case of beer. I ain't cookin' nothin'. Gonna get drunk and eat this frozen pizza.

Happy Afternoon, Y'all.

>>10088259
lol nice cup

>>10088671
>faux-paella...thing
Id bang it
is the orange par carrots? not sure about those but gues theyd be alrite

>>10088840
looks good, this just gave me an idea to go get some cheap keilbasas and cook them with my bag of peas

>>10088936
maybe take a pic of the 'za after cooked? I lke before and after of frozen shit


got this bad boy for 1$

also got a 5$ bucket of 10 wings but they gave me an extra one from stop and shop

looks like I have to pick one of these for my ham soup

they must have had keilbasas for 1$ last week

>>10089665
Yea there's some carrots and red bell peppers in there, but a lot of the color comes from the ton of turmeric I put in, I love the stuff
It turned out pretty good, rice was the texture I wanted and the lemon really fit in with the rest
But man I'd sure go for a burger right now

>>10076324
eyy bbs

this is what i'm snacking on until we get to work on our pizza later. those are leftover fried pickles from last night.

also featuring carl jr, our sourdough starter in the background

Gonna give OP a bump while he's house sitting, we made a batch of scotch eggs a little while back and they turned out excellent
Will probably make another batch soon and try not to butcher peeling the eggs this time.

>>10077476
Oh so adorable and such good but affordable taste in beer

>>10090140
pickles are one of my favorite foods but ditched them becaseus of sodium reasons

>>10090436
not even sure how you can make a fried egg like that with a delcious yolk but im lovin it

also this shoudln't tasete soo good with alsomost no salt

>>10079638
ooo a dark mysterious ball of fur

>>10082808
Your childhood explains your taste in beer.

>>10090498
bud lite tastes fine

>>10090509
it's no corona w/lime though or guinness

>>10090514
why does corona with lime smell like pot

>>10090535
skunked beer + hops

>>10090482
Soft boil them until the whites are just firm enough to handle and chill the eggs before frying.
You need to drop them straight into ice water to peel them without breaking your eggs anyways (which I still did since I forgot to salt the water) and that keeps them from cooking too much longer when you fry

>>10090482
how do you get by without salt? i'm prehypertensive, so i know i'm going to have to cut it out at some point

bumping with my alcoholic cat pete

>>10090535
if the smell of your beer reminds you of pot its skunked, absorbed too much light generally, not a good thing.

>>10090535
for sme reansn the botome of my water glalsss smells like skunk

it only happens when i drink the botojm part

me and doggo just chillootin' all day

might do some food in a bit

Made this braised short rib sandwich recently

>>10091585
Used the remaining meat to make Short Rib Benedict with a Chive Gremolata
Sadly I only cooked the egg easy, so the yolk wasn't as gooey as I'd like.
I'm just learning how to poach eggs properly and consistently

>>10078106
>aussie punk
Overrated.
Try these instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9CWWSW7bfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkfdN-z2vcQ

Mama mia il coloseo!

>>10088837
I opened the tub and nearly puked. I strained the blood and nearly puked from the pungent smell. Having them soaking in milk now, forgot how gross they are to work with.

>>10089665
>maybe take a pic of the 'za after cooked? I lke before and after of frozen shit

I was going to say I was too interested in the drink to take an after pic but I did. Just for you. (i'm omniscient sometimes) It got a hearty sprinkle of Old Bay before going in the oven.

>>10076940
H-tiiiiiiiine

Regarding 'skunked' beer ... I can't pick a post to quote. I like the Lord Chesterfield. Phil at the beer store asks me how I can drink that stuff because it tastes skunked to him. I don't know, the quality and flavor is consistent. And it 'does' sort of taste like weed. Since I don't smoke pot anymore, it's comforting.

Ok so I been just getting dickered and lounging with this damn dog all day, time to do something worthwhile

I'm going to attempt a big Mac copy, kinda, I don't actually like big Macs so I have no loyalty and this might trigger some people lol

>>10092514
Everybody on the planet had those same bowls and plates back in the early 80s.

>>10091585
I need this in my mouth hole

>>10076324
Fucking hell anon, unless you are going to cook that cat get that furry shit down from the counter.

>>10092793
That is Patti, the queen and mascot of /ck/. Patti does not tolerate your newfaggotry. May Patti shit in your shoes.

>>10079825
they are 10x fucking cleaner than dogs.

>>10092793
>Queen of ck
>Queens in 2000+17
Bitch please, hope some gook will make a good meal out of her

>>10092843
Fuck meant for you
>>10092817

>>10092817
The cat is nothing. No one cares about op or his faggot cat. What kind of loser constantly posts threads about them self. I personally look forward to the day his faggot cat dies and he fucks off

>>10092865
>bitter loser detected

>>10091590
Yes pls

>>10091945
:) pics pls

>>10090436
10/10


that looks good af

>>10090514
found the faggot/woman/brit

>>10092865
I like OP and his cat way more than you faggot.

>>10090482
I hope you are doing well op8


I appreciate your contributions

>>10092416
thank you for that

I actually eneded up sorta having pineapple pizza this morning while combining a slice with some of this pineapple rice stuff I made the other day

>>10094086
right back at ya buddy

>>10092514
fell asleep? if I get anther coupon next week I might have to get a mac or maybe double quarter pounder not sure yet

>>10090552
you have to sorta adjust your taste buds but don't think you ever totally get used to it

I use:
no salt added tomatoes and canned veggies
no salt chicken/beef powder
no salt jarred tomato sauce
make my own bread with no salt (bland but it works good when you add topping with good flavor
curry powder which has virtually no salt with tons of flavor
low sodium tuna from whole foods or the starkist one but they cost 2x the price of normal tuna
saltines without salted tops
trader joes unsalted peanut butter and tortilla chips
utz no salt potato chips which are in almost every grocery store and even target

you just have to check food labels constatly and shop around differnt places cause no one store has all the good low sodiim stuff

also I just stopped eating deli meat and pickles which were some of my favorite things but the sodim is through the roof

and find some good low sodium hot sauces like tabasco, trader joe ones and lots of ones they sell online

>>10091585
>>10091590
both look really good, not sure if I've ever even had eggs benedict before lol

Welp a close family member was just injured and I'm going to be playing nurse for a while, this may effect these threads we'll see

>>10096101
sorry to hear that, hope things arent too serious

everyone will still be here when you get back (at least I will be)


can anyone guess what i made?

>>10090552
Get potassium chloride, KCl.

>>10096101
Sorry OP, best wishes all and sundry
We faggots will keep bumping
>aggressive cuddling from equally faggy cats

>>10096101
That sucks OP, you're one of the few legitimate contributors to this board. Best wishes and speedy recovery to your family member.

>>10096193
Cute

>>10096101
Sorry to hear that man. Hope everything works out ok.

Made a pizza/focaccia thing.

Making some pot roast, this qt I met through work is coming over for forensic files and chill tonight so I need to make some gud food

>>10096101
>tfw no OP to play doctor with

Almost done and the hoe just got here. My dick is definitely getting wet tonight

>>10100810
be sure to tell us about your first time having sex after tonight

>>10100850
Like bags of sand, Right?

I made banana bread, it came out delicious

>>10096101
Wishing for a speedy recovery!

>>10076324
toxoplasmosis

>>10099204
did you use a springform pan to make that?

>>10100810
if you don't thicken up that gravy no one is getting laid

>>10101007
alwasy wanted nana bread squares insted of trad slices


my chili came out really good considering the low sodium and only regret not having enough meat which should have been lke triple the ammount

>>10101074
That chili looks dank

>be on /ck/ since 2009 or so with a few extended breaks
>rarely visit /ck/ over the last 9 months
>come on tonight and see the alcoholi/ck/, Jiro, fast food, "For me it's the...", and now progun threads

Now I know why I grew bored of this place. Only difference is the amount of threads with Pepe.

Thanks for the good vibes y'all, literally took off work for over a month and am being a live in nurse, picked up all the kitters today and they staying in the guest room with me so we all comfy at least, will try to squeeze some cooking in but I don't really feel comfortable in this kitchen yet, also don't have my PC here yet at least which makes stuff difficult, I appreciate all the contributions chao

>>10101570
how'd u swing that job?

>>10076324
Are we having cat chili?

>>10101301
the flavor was all there but was jus lacking meat like im used to

>>10101570
pic loks cmfey as fuck

remiinds me of a sleepover or somethign from the good ol days

>>10078029
you should probably just kill the cat

>>10079778
:(

>>10101301
the flavors got better the day or 2 after

>>10101074
>did you use a springform pan to make that?
Yes indeed; $4 from the Salvation Army store.

Sandwich.

Had a really lazy fish fry last night because I had food stocked for the week anyway and I had budget room so I got a pound of catfish chunks. Me and my roommate both passed out until about 11pm so I just threw oil in the wok, made a pile of fries using my always-worrisome Hazard Fraught cutter and just threw the fucking chunks in the oil bare. Wasn't bad. Didn't take pictures so enjoy the sandwich.

had to come eat some Mexican food and have a marg' or two, eating alone master race checking in

>>10104567
I eat alone all the time traveling for work, it's top comfy

>>10104992
>>10104567

i used to eat alone out a lot too. as long as there is a bar to sit i at i am gucci

>>10104265
Looks pretty good to be honest.

>>10088936
hurrrduurrr bourbon

>>10100810
Follow up?

>>10109614
I forgot to thicken it up like op8 said, It came out pretty gud though.

I got laid (pitty fucked probably), I also gave some to my sexy neighbor and got extra brownie points.

I just finished off the last of it for lunch today, Was pretty good imo

just fermented up my first ginger bug wondered if anyone had a great recipe ideas and i might post a sneaky pic or two of the finished product

>>10076350
Did u buy it from real mexican inmigrants? Cuanto fue por la orden de tacos? Hablas español?

>>10110538
lol yes, I know some half ass taco truck Spanish it gets me by and the senoritas seem to like it;^)

Made a few basic bitch burgers for me and my patient

Have a real grill while I'm here sizzle sizzle

>>10111802
Did you fuck her yet?

bazinga!

>>10111854
That's not going to get you laid m8

>>10111834
absolutely barbaric

>>10111879
I'm kidding man.


How are the kitters liking their temp home?

>>10111879
:3

>>10100810
Could be lighting but that doesn't look like beef.

>>10111854
You cooking in a different kitchen? The burgers look good.

Made some buckwheat with onions and champignons, r8

>>10113940
>buckwheat
might have heard of this but never had it

>>10079638
it looks autistic

>>10115539
She's a bombay, That's just how they look

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombay_cat

>>10115539
i smiled

>>10076439
>red habanero
Where the fuck did you find one of those?

We're expecting 14in of snow tonight so me and my brother will not be working tomorrow. About 7 on three ground right now

We're set for a couple days without being able to drive far

I made dank fajitas us

>>10118175
For us*

I'm already dickered

I came to oogle cats and post my breakfast: three types of eggs and braised cabbage

>>10118938
m8 what kind of caviar is that I never had any, that seem like a lot

>>10118160
I don't know why but snowing always makes me want to drink even more than normal

>>10118175
lookin good but needs dat cilantro

>>10118938
cool idea with teh eggs

this reminds me I need to try making some red cabbage again cause last time it was good but put a little too much sugar