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Doctor said my body naturally produces too much testosterone and adrenaline, which is why I'm such a fucking rage monster. Might sound cool until you realize it means having a short life span. Cu/ck/s, what foods will help me.

>> No.10091602

>>10091598
Soy.

>> No.10091611

>>10091602
Is this just a meme or real? Sounds retarded, but samurai seemed pretty fucking manly.

>> No.10091953 [DELETED] 

>doctor says i have too much test
does your doctors name end in stein or berg

>> No.10091959

Soy products, and anything from plastic bottles.

>> No.10091963

>>10091598
alcohol

>> No.10091969

>>10091598
nicotene increase T so stop puffing that vape

>> No.10091978

>>10091611
It's real but I'm almost 100% sure the samurai diet wasn't entirely soy.

>> No.10091984

>>10091969
Shit, is that why I am literally drowning in pussy?

>> No.10092022 [DELETED] 

>>10091984
no... that is because fat girls contain a lot of water, and niggers cannot swim.

>> No.10092136

>>10092022
Sheeeet

>> No.10092526

>>10092022
DAMN. hahahahah.
that's fucking brutal.
nominated for /ck/ comment of 2018

>> No.10092889

>>10091611
It's bullshit, no study has ever shown that soy affects test or est levels.
For reference actual milk has far more estrogen (and it is animal, not phytoestrogen) and even that has not been shown to affect test levels. Bodybuilders fucking inhale milk.

>> No.10092918

>>10091598
Bullets are great for this

>> No.10092925
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10092925

>>10091598
Vegan diet will dramatically reduce your T anon

>Why didn't the Dr prescribe medication?

>> No.10092928

>>10092889
I can garentee that you have never been in a gym in your life. Soy does produce estrogen and that has been proven by multitudes of studies.

Also
>what is almond milk?

>> No.10092968

>>10091598
Beer. Soy actually increases testosterone by competing with the actual estrogen you produce. Don't listen to the retarded kids on here.

>> No.10093003

>>10091598
Does having high testosterone mean your dick is big?

>> No.10093012

>>10091611
They had manlet rage. You can be the soyest of boys but when a man is below 5'5 they become extremely angry to compensate.

>> No.10093041

>>10091598
So far.

Drink white russians using soy milk out of a plastic rocks glasss should cure you anon

>> No.10093100
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>being unable to differentiate between estrogen and phytoestrogen

Seems like alt-right swamp butts are incapable of even basic fact checking. Sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8dfiDeJeDU

>> No.10093378

>>10092968
What would be different about the hops compared to the soy? I feel like most people here realize how many products contain soy and are trying to convince themselves that this world is still worth living in by saying it's not an issue. It's part of a larger issue where people trick themselves into thinking societal rot is okay, so they don't kill themselves or have to give up their comfortable living standards to escape this hell.

>> No.10093395

>>10091598
Are you sure it's high testosterone? Low testosterone could also cause mood swings, including fits of rage. Also, cortisol itself inhibits testosterone production to a degree so I can't imagine how you can have high test while also feeling stressed all the time.

>> No.10093404

>>10091598
Anti-androgens to reduce your serum testosterone to nominal levels, and maybe beta blockers, then? Your doctor should prescribe you appropriately or refer you to an endocrinologist and/or psychiatrist who can. (You need clinical supervision as anti-androgen use without estradiol can result in osteoporosis, and I presume you're not trans so you don't want estradiol.)

No foods, in peer-reviewed human studies, have ever been shown to have any clinically significant effect on testosterone levels. >>10091602 is just /pol/ meming at you. Nor does bisphenol A in human studies, although it is linked to asthma.

>> No.10093447

>>10093100
All those butthurt cuckservatives in the comments

>wahhhh, we didn't care about the soyboy meme anyways
>Doesn't matter if we've been btfo by facts, he still looks like a soyboy

>> No.10093813

>>10092136
>>10092526
Well what was it?

>> No.10094181

I have high testosterone and im really hairy and don't have periods anymore. My doctor said 'welp' and didn't prescribe me anything either OP.

>> No.10094323

>>10092928
This actually is not true. Just so you know.
>>10093378
Soy is almost definitely not a problem. However there are loads of other things that are. Bpas and pesticides and the traces of medications in water are far far worse for your endocrine system than soy ever could be.

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10095158

i thought low test makes you irritable and angry.

high t = happiness, coping ability

>> No.10095178

>>10091598
Why didn't doc prescribe you hrt if it was life threatening?

>> No.10095180

>>10094181
Find a different doctor. Hairy girls r gros

>> No.10095188

>>10095178
Because OP is lying.

>> No.10095207

>>10091598
>too much testosterone
what are your levels then?

>> No.10095229

>>10094181
Show hairy boobs please.

>> No.10095232

>>10095158
anything in excess is bad, including having an excess of lacking something

>> No.10095251

>>10095207
Any level of testosterone is toxic

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>>10095251
Say that again, bucko.

>> No.10095895

>>10095261
JP is the definition of soyboy

>> No.10095902

you need to ask your doctor and get multiple opinions and research it online. this prob isn't the best place to get your info

>> No.10096287

>>10093003
Nope, that's only affected by test during gestation and puberty

>> No.10096293

don't eat fat.

>> No.10096297

>>10091598
>medically prescribed soyboy
Here's what you should eat: a bullet.

>> No.10096302

>>10091598
Give me your energy!

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10096325

>>10093100
>hbomberman

>> No.10096334

>>10091611
They counteracted the effect of the soy with frequent trap buttsex.

>> No.10096349

Inject calcium chloride into your balls.
Side effects: infertility and loss of testosterone

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>>10091598
I don't know how readily available these are for amerimutts, but mashua was like a natural remedy here in south america when native women wanted their husbands to stop fucking them a bit

>Mashua has putative anaphrodisiac effects.[6] It has been recorded by the Spanish chronicler Cobo that mashua was fed to their armies by the Inca Emperors, "that they should forget their wives".[3][7] Studies of male rats fed on mashua tubers have shown a 45% drop in testosterone levels due to the presence of isothiocyanates.[3]

>> No.10097605

I'm a doctor, and this is bullshit.

>> No.10097654

>>10093100
I'd rather listen to the body builder he puts up in the first 90 seconds than that pasty ass euro.

>> No.10097669

>>10095158
Cortisol is your coping ability. Testosterone is more about taking risks, which can be helpful but particularly high levels are more for the cannon fodder types.

>> No.10098232

>>10092889
t. sidf

>> No.10099009

>>10098232
Ja, ja, jag ser dig.

>> No.10099678

>>10095158
kek