/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Im inna having sex i aint inna makin love

>>10085253
i like bbw's smoking
if that counts

>>10085253
It’s a fun project, help my uncle chop on the occasion he makes it

About to throw an 11lb pork shoulder in the smoker. Should be good.

>>10085274
>favorite bbw gains too much weight
Cries.
>gets surgery to get down to being just bbw and not a small planet
Alright.
>gains her own orbit but now with scars the size of canyons
Cries.

If you're going to love food that much at least binge some of it.

>>10085253
>That disgusting pic
>All of that ruined, charcoal black, burnt overcooked meat
>Americans love this shit and call it a staple food
I guess being Scared of meat is an American thing, but it makes sense, American meat quality if horrifying, if I lived there I'd cook my meat for 10 hours too

ribs are teh best bbq meat debate me

>>10085315

Fucking kill yourself.

>>10085315
If you don't like bbq get out of this thread

>>10085315
Why don't you try searing a brisket like a steak for a few minutes per side, then slice it up and eat it. Please let us know how that works out for you.

>>10085327
>>10085321
I don't like ruining my meat, sorry? fucking morons

>>10085331
go suck your grandpas dick

>>10085315
Lol. You obviously dont know shit about bbq.

>>10085315
>not understanding that the bitterness contrasts nicely to the flavor of meat, as well as to any sweet sauces; breads, corn, or beans as well
>not understanding that it also works well with the sweetness in dressings used in crisp slaws, or just with fresh fruit
Oh sweet child you know nothing of our food.

>>10085315
>ruined

I live near/have eaten some of the best quality beef around. When I ate at Franklins I near cried tears of joy. Easily one of the best meals I've ever had.

Your bait is terrible, kys

I don't smoke but I def. Vape

>>10085315
Americunts don't know how to BBQ, how is that a surprise? Everyone knows we're the best at it.

>>10085413
No one gives a fuck about bbq shrimp faggot kys

>>10085253
unless you're aged 60 or above, 250 pounds or more, southern baptist/methodist, or black, you won't be able to make god-tier bbq.
i don't know why this is always the case, but it's as if it's a rule of nature

>>10085413
As an aussie... no one bbqs like americans.

>>10085413

Listen, no one disputes the fact that you people are the bantmasters of shitposting

However, you sad Cunt, you make a single shitpost like that again and I fly to upside-down-kangaroo-funnelwebspider-land and disembowel you Bruce.