/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Whisking tears into my beer thinking about how the Vikings could have had a home field super bowl

maybe a sandwich

Chicken thighs and broccoli

>>10082418
>Chicken thighs and broccoli

> when mom throws a superbowl party

>>10082405
Those do look like Owl pellets. You should use more clumps of dirt and mouse bones though.

>>10082422
I'll keep that in mind

>>10082405
Sausage cheese balls are legit. I always make those on Thanksgiving morning for everyone while they watch the parades and dog show. I've never met anyone who wouldn't eat them. Gotta use hot sausage though, and add extra seasonings.

>>10082413
Shhh no tears now, just dreams.

>>10082422
>>10082458
Dont forget the make them into pinecone shapes instead of spheres

>>10082420
I'm not watching it with anyone and am watching my carb intake brah

Scotch eggs
Sesame chicken
Boursin and soft pretzels

Hemingway daiquiris
Holland gin cocktails
Bulleit, neat

Not watching the game :^)

>>10082500
But they're sausage cheese balls not sausage cheese pinecones..

>>10082405
I'm going to buy wings from wing stop, put them on a platter and act like I made them from scratch.

>>10082405
>watching the fucking Normie Bowl
The commercials aren't even good anymore, and you can just youtube them.

> watching a bunch of wealthy, priveliged 1% black racists stand around for 2 hours followed by 2 hours of commercials

This is why nobody else in the world watches your retarded sport. It's just lame....

I love this one place's fried rice, but then I thought about a whole bunch of people yelling while spewing rice everywhere and thought better of it.

>>10082856

This. Football is for illiterate rednecks & 'gibs me dat' niggers.

>>10082876
>>10082856
It's more an excuse to eat decadent food and get drunk with friends, half of the ppl don't even pay attention to the game. No need to be autistic about it amigos.

>>10082856
I used to wonder why they got paid so much, and then I found out what most of them go through during and after the NFL and can't say much anymore.

>watching sports

>>10082405
Here's a list of what owls eat. I couldn't find anything on the superb level, but I hope this helps.

>>10082856
>>10082876
Both of you are turbo mecha-faggots, and don't have a clue what your talking about.

>>10082894
Agreed. I don't give two shits about football, but the entire country seems to like it, so who am I to judge? I don't mind grubbing on some nachos, burgers, hotdogs, pizza, pretzels, and cheese, and seeing a neat show along the way.

>>10082912
>I used to wonder why they got paid so much, and then I found out what most of them go through during and after the NFL and can't say much anymore.

Do you know what police, firemen, coal miners, fishermen, etc, etc all go through? Why are NFL niggers entitled to be the 1% while all other professions just accept the risk?

>>10082949

I'm throwing an actual Superb Owl party with owl themed food and activities, the hell with Handegg: Commercials edition.

Making:
Chocolate covered pretzels with candy eyes and half-almond beaks.
Owl gummies and little Owl-shaped chocolates
Owl shaped pizzas with pepperoni & olive eyes
Owl shaped cheese dip with various chips
And a stockpot of hot spiced cherry wine served in owl mugs

>>10082996
link me to those owl mugs, senpai

>>10082951
because their work generates billions dummy. Next question.

>>10082996
I am just cooking a whole Owl stuffed with it's own young.

>>10082951
Because an NFL career lasts like, 3 or 4 seasons on average. After that the person is usually crippled mentally or physically or both unless they're lucky. Also, unless they're an all star athlete they won't make nearly enough to retire at the end of their very short career and usually have to go into another field anyway.

>>10083022
>implying it takes a few seasons to cripple them mentally

>>10083036
Okay

>>10083004
They were at Cracker Barrel back in the fall

>>10082894
>Partaking in normie activities to appease douchebags and """"friends""""
Go back to fucking Reddit, spending time with people is a waste of time I could use to catch up on anime

>>10083051
>>>/r9k/

>>10083051
>normie
You don't actually know what that means do you, retard?
Lurk moar.

>>10083158
>>>4chan.org

>>10082951

cuz niggers that run fast and jump high "deserve" to make millions

>>10083202
they generate billions and you are retarded.

>>10083202
They can run fast and jump high and perform under pressure in front of an audience of tens of thousands of people, plus millions more watching at home. Not everyone can do that. If you could, you'd be payed millions of dollars too.

>>10083202
>cuz niggers that run fast and jump high "deserve" to make millions

So? CEOs make millions for their skills and make millions for their companies. Nobody has any problems with their pay, right?

>>10082838
some of us still have testosterone in our systems and like watching people get hit you little pussy.

>>10083225
>payed

>>10083474
You should be a secretary. With your spelling and blowjob skills I am sure you could get the position.

>>10083225
>Americans worshipping blacks
Color me surprised.
'White' Americans are the most cuckolded, dominated people on this planet.

>>10083509
I've got job prospects and you're an illiterate retard.
I think I win here.
:)

>>10083513
We are the most successful humans on the planet. I can kick you in the nuts until you quit if you like.

>>10083523
not the same guy as you corrected fuckhead.

>>10083528
>blacks are the most successful humans on the planet

>>10083523
kek

>>10083534
Well, judging by your lack of grammar and punctuation you're as much of an illiterate retard as that guy.
My point remains extant.

>>10083535
blacks are not humans. A Stallion and breed with a donkey... that does not make them the same creature; Just distantly related.

>>10083550
My secretary handles that for me when I am not shitting on Europeons on the chans.

>>10082861
Lol

>>10083551
A Stallion CAN breed with a Donkey. DIdn't mean to make your nipples hard, you human spellcheck.

>>10083563
>my secretary handles this
That's the only use you'll ever have for a woman, shrimpdick.
:)

>>10083036
Get the fuck out, you idiot. Do you really believe a 40 yr old chart is accurate for today?
>being this fucking stupid

>>10083584
You're right, with the glorification of thug and drug culture, the epidemic of fatherless households, and the sorry state of public schooling, the disparity is sure to be even greater :^)

>>10083572
>A Stallion CAN breed with a Donkey

you can breed anything senpai.

>>10083551
How's the weather in the 1860s?

>>10083597
>classicamericancouple.jpg

>>10082838
>using red green for such a soyboy comment.. At this point fucking Carls laughing at you

Fuck, the race realism in this thread is giving me a serious craving for a mint julep

>>10083596
Yep, you white trash are living proof you've dumbed yourselves down to turnip level.

>>10083607
We have no use for the fat girls, and let them maintain the farm equipment. Europeons declare them Queens.

>>10083596
>You're right, with the glorification of thug and drug culture, the epidemic of fatherless households, and the sorry state of public schooling, the disparity is sure to be even greater :^)

NIGGA, YOU BEST DELETE THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU CATCH A BULLET!

>>10083622
There is a reason niggers have to fight with guns. All talk.

>>10082413
>Whisking tears into my beer thinking about how the Vikings could have had a home field super bowl

We were rooting for you.

>>10083022
>Also, unless they're an all star athlete they won't make nearly enough to retire at the end of their very short career and usually have to go into another field anyway.

>>10083667
Why do quarterbacks make the most?

>>10082405
Roasting a pork loin. Seasoned with dijon mustard, salt, pepper, thyme and garlic.

Peeling off and eating the crackling as its resting makes me orgasm.

>>10083584
> Do you really believe a 40 yr old chart is accurate for today?

Do you really believe that its completely wrong (no doubt because of racism) and the reality is somehow the opposite of what’s shown?

Even if its not wholly accurate today, evolution doesn’t stop at the neck.

>>10083667
Look up how fast they are bankrupt after leaving the NFL. Most are poor in five years due to being meathead jocks.

>>10083689
Its usually due to buying assets with high upkeep for family and friends. Its retarded as they all get a personal accountant and finance training these days.

>>10083669
Higher skill ceiling and more marketable.

>>10083689
>Look up how fast they are bankrupt after leaving the NFL. Most are poor in five years due to being meathead jocks.

Yes, yes. We should all shed a tear for the unskilled savages who make millions playing a kids sport then waste their money on superficial shit and cocaine.

I make chili for the super bowl

>>10083713
>So jealous... and never profited from physical prowess.

>>10082951
>Why are NFL niggers entitled to be the 1% while all other professions just accept the risk?

Supply & Demand.

There are only 32 NFL teams and each is limited to 53 players, for a total of 1696 players or 176,886.79 Americans per single NFL player.

“How many cops are there in the United States? In 2008, according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, there were765,246 full-time police officers in the United States — roughly 251 policeper 100,000 residents.”

http://blog.skepticallibertarian.com/2016/07/24/how-many-police-are-there-in-the-united-states/

>>10083684
Do you really believe that was a credible source? No wonder you're a paranoid asswipe.

>>10083751
How about this one :)

Can you fags post food please

>>10083689
>Look up how fast they are bankrupt after leaving the NFL.

I couldn’t say how many ex-NFL players go broke but I suspect most of them are doing fine in retirement but I’ll agree that with the almost exclusive focus on physical sporting ability in college football, the percentage of dumbass players has grown over the years but conversely, asset management is far more accurate nowadays and the smart successful players are sitting on a Smaug sized pile of cash.

>>10083798
You are off topic to this thread. Watch it.

Go football and snacks!

>>10083667
I assume that's for starters?

>>10083751
> Do you really believe that was a credible source?

I believe it is fairly accurate and supports what I’ve seen in life and it sure as shit isn’t the opposite of what’s shown.

Study after study, statistic after statistic continue to show the same results year after year and that ALL can’t be because of racism.

>>10082951
When you're an employee, in general, you get paid based on whatever amount of money you bring to the company. It's that simple and I can't believe I have to explain that to you.

>>10083766
>mfw when /pol/ posts infographics proving the superiority of the asian to the white by leaps and bounds.
You tards are too dumb to realize your racial stats in every category demonstrate the superiority of the asian master race. My recommendation to you is learn mandarin - you're as much a failure as nogs by your own charts.

>>10082413
lol, don't you have to get your girlfri-I mean field ready for eagles fans?

>>10082838
>shhhh, the commericals are on!

>>10083909
Our bombs strengthed them. We want their tiny hands to make our phones.

>>10083824
The very fact that you hang onto anything, true or false, that makes you feel superior only proves you're less of a human.

>>10083551
And that gives you a mule, which cannot further reproduce with fucking anything because its chromosomes don't match up.

Nice analogy faggot.

>>10083909
>>10083766 deleted post

ez

>>10083582
BTFO !!

>>10083909
the most retarded active /pol/ users are better than /ck/ mods and 3/4 of the active /ck/ users

>>10083964
not really. Women are east and mostly suck

Do not try to help me public school kids. I got this.

>>10083991
Like letting this >>>>10076930 thread stick around for a few days before finally going to archive?

>>10083608
>implying Red Green gives a fuck about American football
Red never cared about sports. He'd rather do something creative himself than watch overpaid niggers headbutt each other for 4 hours.

>>10084429
if that was what football really was, I would be the biggest fan ever.

>>10082420
t. fattie mcclapman

>>10082405
i'm not giving my time to a bunch of fucking advertisers and traitorous nigs.

>>10083667
i never would have guessed a fucking long snapper would make an average million dollar salary
shit they play like 5-20 plays per game

>>10082951
Yeah, they sit on their asses and do their jobs badly and collect checks from the tax payers.

Whereas football players do more work during their careers than any of us will do during our entire lives.

>>10085154
Eat shit then you fucking loser enjoy the gentile warmth of your ten year old laptop from the comfort of your mom's basement.

>>10082405
Some Pico de galo with pineapple. Probably just going to get Thai food later in the evening rather than cook up a big meal for myself.

>>10085554
>Whereas football players do more work during their careers than any of us will do during our entire lives.

Faggots who unironically believe this are probably the same people that kneel at home with the players.

Anybody got a good sweet guac recipe? I'm thinking something topical like mango or pineapple.

FUCK the patriots and FUCK tom brady!

>>10083453
>run run run bumb
>timeout
>poor millionare have to get some water and a massage
>play ball!
>run run bump
>timeout
Sure is manlet. Not even MMA sports are that interesting towatch, and that is proper hitting.

>>10086152
>he doesn't like witnessing history

>>10082405
whatever I normally eat.
anyone who watched the superbowl is a fucking idiot

>>10086156
That .gif accurately describes patriots fans

>>10086189
Actually Reddit hates the Patriots.

You are a fag.

>>10086218
Patriots are yankees and yankees are faggots, redditurds are also faggots so your argument is nill

>>10086218
when was the last time you passionately kissed your son on the mouth bud?

>>10082405
I'm making "fuck the NFL, those virtue-signaling criminals can suck my dick."

WHAT AM I MAKING YOU ASK? WHAT AM I FUCKIN' HAVING, MAN?

>20 fuckin' wings per touchdown, per team.
>1 piece of fuckin' licorie, when someone gets injured.
>Offensive penalties, a piece of cabbage.
>Defensive penalties, a piece of cabbage.
>Fans shown any fuckin' time on screen, a handful of cabbage.
>Field goal, a snap into a slim jimmer.

>Every new minute on clock, shotta watta.
>Every kickoff, a eye dripper of amphetimine
>Every quarterback run play, interpretive cheese.

Ready boys? Try this fuckin' plan. ^^^

cheesesteaks, boston cream pie, chowder, maybe something polish. bowl of guac for my friend who is a very anxious pats fan and nervously scarfs down guac in the fourth quarter every one of their games

>>10086888
The fuck is interpretive cheese?
Also, prepare to eat a lot of fucken cabbage. Jesus

>>10087122
Interpretive cheese is CHEESE PRODUCT.
Dance around and believe it this!

Cabbage is good and good at it.
Cabbage once did an insane jump over the quarry.

>>10086888
I like this plan

>>10087311
How much is a piece of cabbage

>>10082838
>Watching it for the commercials
Bong here , can watch it for free in 1080p thanks to the BBC

>>10087535
Bout this much <______________>
Ask again later for extremely new results.

>>10086226
kill yourself dixie faggot

Who else is going to a gathering just to watch the JT half-time show

>>10087564
For free?

After you pay your TV tax.

>>10082405
Bean chilli.

>>10083807
>>10083689
https://www.forbes.com/sites/leighsteinberg/2015/02/09/5-reasons-why-80-of-retired-nfl-players-go-broke/#73fc75b178cc

Anyway, This thread is way off topic. How about some nice wings:

4 pounds chicken wings, cut into drumettes and flats
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 1/2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon whole cumin seed
1 teaspoon whole fennel seed
1 tablespoon dried red pepper flakes (preferably Thai)
1 tablespoon whole Sichuan peppercorns, seeds removed
1 tablespoon brown sugar
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves and fine stems
4 scallions, thinly sliced

1. Line rimmed baking sheet with aluminum foil, and set rack inside. Carefully dry chicken wings with paper towels. Place 1/3 of wings in large bowl, sprinkle with 1 teaspoon baking powder and 1 teaspoon salt, and toss until thoroughly and evenly coated. Place on rack, leaving slight space between each wing. Repeat with remaining two batches of wings.

2. Place baking sheet with wings in refrigerator and allow to rest, uncovered, at least 8 hours, and up to 18 hours.

3. Adjust oven rack to upper-middle position and preheat oven to 450°F. Add chicken wings and cook for 20 minutes. Flip wings and continue to cook until crisp and golden brown, 15 to 25 minutes longer.

4. Meanwhile, combine cumin, fennel, pepper flakes, and Sichuan peppercorns in a small skillet and toast over medium-low heat until fragrant, about 1 minute. Transfer to a mortar and pestle or a spice grinder. Add remaining 1/2 tablespoon salt and sugar and grind until a rough powder is formed.

5. When wings are finished, transfer to a large bowl and toss with oil. Add half of the spice powder and all of the cilantro and scallions. Toss until coated. Taste one wing, then add more spice powder to taste. Serve immediately.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/01/hot-and-numbing-oven-fried-xian-chicken-wings-recipe.html

nothing. I'm in Europe for work and the game isn't on until midnight. Sucks cause I look forward to the super bowl all year :(

>>10088433
>TV tax

>>10083951
Try Grolar bears then or Wholphins, any two species in genus Canid makes fertile spawn too. Another hybrid dolphin is the the Clymene dolphin and for reptiles, king snakes and corn snakes make fertile spawn

Just because you can viably breed with the negroid doesn't mean you are the same species

>>10088912
t. grand wizard of the AL chapter of the KKK

what types of restaurants and types of food would you recommend for someone who wants to avoid and see nothing of the super bowl?

>>10088912
>wholphin

Fuck u lag daddy

>>10089304
Any Czech restaurant it's where the fagz b

bbq wing pizza

About to hit the grocery store. I'm thinking street tacos,

>>10089304
Thai food only ladyboys don't watch football

>>10089394
I only likes soccer and only likes the major league soccer

Chef John's Philly Cheese Steak Dip

Pigs in a blanket
Nachos
Chicken fingers
Veggies and ranch

>>10083044
Don't you mean Crate and Barrel?

>>10083582
Fucking loser

Doing a chips n queso with rotel
deviled eggs
cocktail weenies
and sausage balls of course

What are some nice healthy superbowl dish ideas?

t. tying to offset the disgusting amount of beer we'll be drinking

>>10082520
Owl pellets arent round

>>10083667
averages mean nothing, what's the fucking median

>>10082405
I BBQ for dumbies and make a few hundred bucks every year.

>>10082405
Big fuckin' slab of ribs. The store had a behemoth slab marked down. They're going into a pressure bath with apple cider and from there a broiler.

>>10086152
I don't really have an opinion one way or the other I'm just a little creeped out by how the media is just shamelessly swallowing his dick.

Would be a kind of funny if his eyeball popped out like Any Given Sunday. Or something else so off the script the media wouldn't know what to do but gawk.

>>10086888
This is a good plan

>>10082951
Because football playing nogs will most likely put 100% of their career earnings back into the economy, you stupid sperg. The bankruptcy rates of athletes in general are by far the majority.

>>10089409
mah nigga
tempted to make it this week for "practice"

>>10082838
>criticizes the Superbowl for being normie tier

Okay with you

>praises the commercials

Fucking moron

>>10082405
Slow roasted a pork roast yesterday.
Doing carnitas for the game tonight.

>>10083807
Staff Daddy

>superb owl food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Pe_8lTafk

Cheese and crackers
Chips and salsa
Frozen Pizza
Frozen Creme Pie