/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10074502
I'm going to need an explanation here. What the fuck is this?

>>10074502
Fistulated cows have always disgusted me. Like I get why it's done, but that doesn't change that it happens.

>>10074717
Fistulating, it means you cut out a chunk of the cow to expose the stomach. It's used for medical/research purposes to study microbes that are introduced to the cow's stomach. It's done in a way so that the cow doesn't feel any pain, but you're still cutting a chunk out of them.

>>10074733
Oh forgot to mention, the reason said microbes are introduced is that if they're extracted after a certain amount of time in the stomach but haven't left it, you can use the microbes to save the lives of other cows.

Shame you have to obtain it this way though.

>>10074733
Does that mean you can fill up a cow with a gas pump, and it makes more gas?

>>10074749
No you still feed it normally.

>>10074746
>Shame you have to obtain it this way though
why?

>>10074741
looked ok until the cheetos

>>10074753
Because I wish we didn't have to cut a giant hole in a living cow. It's one thing to simply kill a cow, it's another to do that.

>>10074760
who cares

>>10074760
Isn't it painless? They just walk around

>>10074778
Well yes it's painless to do the operation but that's because they're shot up to hell with anesthetics during the time. After which they need 6-8 weeks to recover from the surgery.

I wouldn't feel as bad about it if cows weren't actually quite intelligent. I get that it's a necesary evil and goes towards an overall good, I just wish it could be obtained some other way.

>>10074786
>Well yes it's painless to do the operation but that's because they're shot up to hell with anesthetics during the time. After which they need 6-8 weeks to recover from the surgery.
Humans go through shit like this every day you fucking pussy. Cows aren't big babies,nobody is trying to torture their food. kys

>>10074786
I get it, I'm somewhat soft about animals too, this seems (just seems) medieval.

>>10074745
>>10074711
Why are all these recipes with American food so full of dairy?
I love cheese and milk but Americans have made an art out of putting as much fat inside food as humanly possible, as often as possible.

>>10074792
I never implied we should stop.

>>10074786
>necesary evil
you mean the cows will all die if you don't cut holes into them? we're saving them from extiction?

>>10074810

Dairy farms are a huge industry in America.

>>10074811
>I never implied we should stop.
I'm implying you're a stupid fucking pussy.

>>10074813
No it's more that by doing this, it's a net positive to their species because we can save cows from diseases that we couldn't otherwise. Sheep and goats too. Those cows are taking one for the team.

>>10074502
this a testament to the arrogance of man

>>10074814
You lost me at the cheetos part

>>10074815
Same here in Bavaria. We still dont put milk/cream/cheese in everything.

>>10074839
Yeah but do you have entire states who basically their sole purpose is to produce milk for everyone else?

>>10074806
>making the dorment yeast get in full contact with the salt
>7 min knead
>covering it with plastic
>no double rise

Where has the class and traditions in cooking go to?

>>10074839
>>10074810
can you guys get any more pretentious? these people like cheese, get the fuck over it.

>>10074848
The salt thing didn't really seem like it mattered and they did let it rise again after shaping the separate pieces

>>10074851
You can like something without its inclusion in everything.

>>10074851
I like cheese
I dont base every single of my meals around it.

>>10074814
>frozen fries
why. how hard is it to chop up a potato yourself?

>>10074786
Sure they need that recovery time for healing, but considering they're medical subjects and stress/pain fucks up animals really badly, they're probably taken very good care of or else all that expensive surgery and monitoring would be for nothing.

After it had healed, I doubt they'd feel anything at all. I had a drain tube for a few weeks after surgery and I couldn't even feel it, even though there was two or three feet of it stuffed into my abdomen. Even when the doc pulled out there was no pain at all and I could only barely sense the feeling of movement inside my body, that's just how internal organs are.

>>10074745
I mean I've never been a fan of ranch, but with that many flavors I'd find one I'd like.

>>10074832
dude cheese lmao

>>10074856
My internalized autist acts up when it's bread
He didn't even cut it with a knife

>>10074819
haha wow dude, you seem like a tough guy for sure. What a real serious hardass.

>>10074864
died they fry them afterwards? The fried ones look tasty.

>>10074919
I've been a nursing aide for over a decade. I've cleaned up more colostomy bags than I have fingers and toes, and have cleaned up nearly as many dead bodies. But THIS made me gag. Well-fucking-done, you have earned this. I am fucking disgusted.

>>10074741

I love you, anon

>>10074919
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

>>10074919
When she first put that hot dog in her mouth I expected her to inhale it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23B017ZVIx4

>>10074919
>when she breaks out the fucking chocolate bars

>>10074810
America has always been a dairy nation.

We have a fuckton of cows and pastureland and our food reflects that.

>>10074966
Top kek

>>10075021
True indeed. Also, a lot of black people are lactose intolerant. Probably why they're so cranky all the time.

>>10074810
because you're posting in a dairy shill thread.

>hole in cow
>for their benefit!

>>10074919
so I guess this is just normal in America?

>>10074888
Checked. Not that they're aware of this, but freezing french fries is the key to getting light and airy interiors. My boi Kenji wrote a super-autistic, definitive guide to homemade french fries:

http://aht.seriouseats.com/2010/05/the-burger-lab-how-to-make-perfect-mcdonalds-style-french-fries.html

>>10074864
what the fuck are those?

Has science gone too far in this one particular instance?

>>10074854
Americans call that white sponge "bread"

>>10074919
>But I ate an orange yesterday, why am i not thin? Stupid genetics

>>10075162
Shipworms

>>10074919
Oh....oh god, what the fuck. That bitch ain't right

>>10074792
Are you genuinely retarded?

>>10074919

>average european

>>10075091
>Hot dog can had measuremests in g on the side
>10% mehr
>show is called pures leben

I know the pol/tards think Nazis are popular now, but America isn't THAT German yet.

>>10074832
>nigger hands

vomit

>>10075188
interesting... they look pretty good. i bet they're like oysters

>>10074810
i bet if it were soymilk you'd be going nuts for it

>>10074502

You can see the methane come out of its stomach jeez

>>10074919
you gonna post what it looks like after its cooked or did I just waste 49 seconds my life

>>10075347
okay that was cute

heh

>>10075390
>that filename
TOP FREAKING KEK

>>10074745
>Love ranch dressing
Does anyone?

>>10075397
Perfect way to ruin a good cut of meat.

>>10075390
This is a surprisingly good representation of the black welfare state. You give them enough resources to easily feed and take care of several people but instead one person decides to squander all of it as possible in an effort to look "hip" and have a few seconds of self gratification.

>>10075410

>>10074741
>>10074757
My sentiments exactly.

By the money shot it looked gross. Not to mention the canned cheese and soggy Cheetoes .

>>10075406
Cry more you elitist pussy

>>10075443
Do britcucks really eat this?

>>10075443
I mean i get some of it, but then you dont get to cook the egg in bacon fat

>>10075447
You ever had a hangover so bad you couldn't move?

enter "the fry-up"
then again I've never seen it cooked like that.

>>10074814
They both look gross. The fries didn’t even look like they were fried properly. I envision them being firm on the inside and not crispy.

>>10075460
Yes because when I'm hungover my first thought is cook a six course meal of items that all require different temperatures and cook times.

>>10074820
>taking one for the team
Did they volunteer themselves for this experimenting?

>>10074826
I’d try it.

dumb qt

>>10074786
>t. Never worked with a cow
They're dumb as bricks

>>10074832
Wow, >>10075217 I totally didn’t envision anyone making a comment like that!!

>>10074854
Too much effort for what’s essentially a grilled ham and cheese. Not to mention the irony of using a better cheese like a Gouda with cheap white bread and cheap salt-injected chopped pressed and formed ham.

>>10074814
Wtf is up with this bitch's fascination of flaming hot cheetos?
How dangerously cheesy does she plan to live?

>>10075443
>having to have a specialized pan >having to use a pan this large
>cooking everything separate
>throwing it all on the plate like a pile of slop

luv hurts ;^^)

>>10075478
No, just no.

>>10075478
feel bad for that octopus :( poor lil guy. at least kill the fuckers quick and painless before you eat them

>>10075502
>feel bad for that octopus

>>10075499
Imagine being in a position where you can turn town qts like that

>>10075506
those are cuttlefish dumbass.

>>10075460
>You ever had a hangover so bad you couldn't move?
No, when I drink enough I just wake up drunk.

>>10075506
The classification for those that lack empathy is autistic. You can likely get benefits, you fucking tard.

>>10075506
you ignored the rest of my post. looks like these squid had a quick end.

>>10075499
dudes test is frontline medieval soldier-tier

>>10075499
I feel bad for her, at least she tried

>>10074762
Wow, it's so simple as long as you can get all those ingredients and sushi-grade ones at that too.

>>10075506
Wtf where did the ink go

>>10075539
Tubes under the sand.

another dumbass qt

>>10075554
You'd think that shit would bleed, let's hope it's staged because I really feel bad for her

>>10075568
It's possible it's stages but it would take some time for the blood to start since the follicles are pretty small.

>>10075568
When I was in high school wood shop a metalhead got his hair caught in a lathe and was scalped. His skull was shockingly white and did not bleed too much.

>>10075590
>a metalhead got his hair caught in a lathe and was scalped
>tfw am metalhead

>>10074741
why the cheetos though?

>>10075594
some people lack restraint

>>10074762
thats fucking awful.

>>10075594

>>10075593
so was I bro, but I was also a good woodworker and kept my shit out of the machines.

>>10074792
>LOOK GUYS, I'VE JUST ROASTED VEGAN SOYBOY AMIRITE MY FELLOW ANONS XDdDDD

Fuck outta here

>>10075614
What was the point of this shit?

>>10074502

>>10075619
To prove the point that hipsters and women will drink anything as long as you sell it at a coffee shop

>>10075621
It makes me sad that he is clearly proud of what he has made but that looks likes absolute ass, worse than something I would feed to my dog.

>>10074836
god this scene was good

>>10075641
it looked like absolute cancer to begin with but he just completely lost me with the Hawaiian punch

>>10075614
i wish ppl would stop posting this

>>10075480
Smarter than horses.

>>10074745
bong here
what the fuck is ranch dressing?

i assume its called something else here or we just dont like it
simple recipe?
Just want to know what it is

>>10074777
Checked

>>10075670
these things are fascinating and yet sad at the same time

>>10075695

>>10074820
What diseases can be cured by shoving your arm into a cow's gut? Do cows have coeliac disease? Are they able to digest the GMO that farmers force feed them? Does their inability to digest grains cause them to produce high levels of methane? What part do you play in all of this? Do you work for McSanto?

>>10075648
>Hawaiian Punch
are you 12?, its clearly clamato juice

>>10075711
Cuz that somehow makes it better

Is this food?

>>10074762
This is a Pokemon reference, right?

>>10075437
>not wasting food to make retarded recipes is "elitist"
Okay then.

>>10075347
I want her to give me that empty, vacant stare as she grips my erect cock and snaps it in half

>>10075478
Why is there so much of this in Asian cultures? What is it like to be totally devoid of empathy and respect for other living creatures, anyway?

>>10075949
same reason they fight with their feet, have sideways pussys and can survive being nuked. Chinks are weird.

>>10075397
Jesus, this man's arm is salty...

>>10075410
So... You made edible dildos. Gotcha.

Also, can we name this "biggestbagodicks.webm"?

Ok here we go

>>10075963
Fuckin weird al.... All the same, UHF Was awesome.

>>10076004
I was with it until the mayo. Bleh

>>10075949
Somebody said serving live/still twitching seafood was a sign of freshness and to show it was actually what you were claiming. I guess it was a common issue for people to sell old fish and claim it was a premium product.

I've wondered for a while if it has to do with a lack of dairy culture though, because you see in cultures with importance placed on dairy products more respect for cows which means better treatment and more empathy. Multiple cultures with high consumption of dairy saw people as protectors of cows. Kind of goes away a bit with modern factory farming though, sadly. But maybe with "animal-free" milk (not vegan alternatives but the equivalent of lab-grown meat) it'll help us get back to that.

>>10075684
Buttermilk, mayonnaise, mustard(?), herbs & spices

>>10076004
>>10076013
Mayo is just mostly eggs and oil which go into cake anyway, and it's not uncommon to add vinegar to get the baking soda working which is also in mayo. This is one of the very very small number of Jack webms where he really didn't do anything wrong.

>>10076018
I just don't like mayo.

>>10075987
>>10075410
>edible dildo
would be better if they were hollow and squirted out coke

>>10075531

That's just an egg white whipped until incredibly fluffy. And then cooked in a pan. It's not fucking rocket science.

>>10075940
i thought this was fake at first

>>10075410
>only black people do this

>>10074711
why would they pleb up a cheesecake by fusing it with birthday cake?

>>10074741
gay

>>10074745
working in this place must suck
>need 4 orders for some faggot platter with 20 little compartments of ranch
there is more condiment than fries on that thing

>>10074798
>>10074826
>>10074832
whats up with these faggots and recipes that involve making manchild finger food with a side of dip?

>>10075129
why did she even make this video?

>>10075390
must be nice living on food stamps and being able to waste food cause you will just get more free shit on the 1st.

>>10076101
>>10076101
>>10076101
>>10076101
>>10076101
>>10076101
fag

>>10075940
TORRRRRRRtiyya.

>>10076101
>only niggers waste food for YouTube views
HURRRRRRR DURRRRRRR

>>10076141
other races waste food but its statistically less likely to be paid for with welfare.

>>10075410
>>10076101
>>10075410
>I get my information about food stamps from internet memes
>I have never actually dealt with people who use food stamps and WIC

>>10076152
Post the "statistics" please.
It is subhuman to waste food for any reason and welfare is synonymous with disgusting poor people/poverty not race.

While you sit here complaining about how you actually believe only black people waste food, me and my friends are forced to watch poor people of all races get paid to go to college and have the latest iPhone, while we work hard to compete for scholarships and jobs sucked up by ethno-nepotism.

>>10075590
so...what happened to him

>>10076160
>>10076169
even liberal fuck off newspapers will acknowledge that niggers use more SNAP at higher rates than other races.
>http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/food-stamp-demographics_n_6771938
>25% of all SNAP users are niggers
>only 15% of the population is black

>>10076018
>proceeds to eat pasta with ketchup

>>10075723
makes more sense than Hawaiian punch you fucking goof

>>10075485
Gouda is the basic bitch of cheeses, my man.

>>10075526
You seem to lack empathy yourself. Because I don't think you would like being called a fucking tard over the internet. So, either you lack empathy, you would yourself enjoy to be called a tard or you are a sadist. Maybe a mixture of all three. We would need a new classification for that. Maybe Rude Person. haha have a great day xoxoxox

>>10074848
It doesn't matter as long as it's not just water, yeast and salt

>>10074745
The only flavor of ranch I've liked is a spicy buffalo ranch. Normal ranch is basically just mayonnaise that smells bad. I don't understand why it's so popular.

>>10076273
You ever been to Gouda and bought some off the market? Basic bitch cheese, it is not.

>>10075923
Nusret has 13 restaurants, what have you done with your life?

>>10074843
I want to drown my self in that black woman's titties.

>>10076327
The cheese used in the webm was certainly not bought fresh off a market in Gouda.

You seem to refer to the Noord-Hollandse Gouda. Which is the trademark of the traditional Gouda made in the city of the same name. While most cheese sold under the moniker Gouda are generic, cheap cheeses. In a lot of places in central europe, if you think cheese, you probably think Gouda as a default, if nothing else is specified.

>>10075481
You are very new then, aren't you?

>>10076100
These fags aren't on welfare.

>>10075502
People who whine about how their food is treated before they eat it are fucking retarded. This is what happens to 99% of all living things on earth.

>>10076342
I generally think of extra mature farmhouse cheddar as the default, being English myself.
Such a versatile cheese.

>>10074832
>>10074836
>>10074854
>>10075129
What's up with the crustposting lately?

>webm thread
>still no ja/ck/

would you?

>>10076386
>Not recognizing jack's tacky oversized ring in many of these webms

>>10076384
autistic people fishing for (You)'s while trying to force a meme

>>10075061
What
we love cheese it's one of our favorite ingredients/food every black person I know likes cheese

>>10075352
>that final flair
Nice touch.

>>10074762
yeah lemme just pop down the shop and get some fresh sea urchin roe and sushi-grade tuna

>>10076101
Go away fag
This is /ck/ not /pol/

>>10076371
and you know the black dude on the web is on welfare how

>>10074832
what the fuck has she done to that cob loaf

>>10076221
What does this have to do with cooking
get the fuck outta here you fucking faggot

>>10076487
Just let them get their black hate out.

>>10076525
I don't think he hates blacks but black people not liking cheese is completely false and is a very idiotic thing to say
I love cheese I put extra cheese in almost everything that requires it

>>10075463
that's why you pay someone to do it. throw the $50 hooker you got the night before a few more coins and you got yourself a fry-up

>>10075697
fucking round eyes ruin everything good

>>10076501
because they all are whether they work or not they still try to scam gibs

>>10076330
i have 60 retaurants

>>10076567
and do you have any evidence of that
because I like facts opinions barely matter

>>10076100
black people and retards

>>10076221
So what do you think the other 75% is? If its not niggers its irrelevant. All 100% of EBT fags are a problem.

>>10075518
somewhere out there in the 7 bil+ people there is a pretty girl willing to cook, clean and die for you

>>10074741
That tortilla is fucking RAW
You're supposed to heat them up in a pan before consumption.

>>10075940
flrdesh torretillas

>>10076582
some are a bigger problem than others
fuck off nigger

>>10075621
Looks rad.

>>10076610
>i'm a nigger for having dealt with shitty poor people and paying for all my shit while watching others not pay a dime
Really? You seem to be a problem too if you support borderline communism in our country

>>10076659
>dealing with the fire in the kitchen before folding your socks is communism

>>10076662
Allowing our taxes to go to other people because they "deserve" to live like the productive man is communism. grow a brain

>>10074711
this has absolutely nothing to do with cheese cake.

>>10076672
>STOP CRITICIZING BLACKS THEY ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME EXCEPT THEY DO ALL THE BAD THINGS AT RATES X10

>>10076679
I don't focus fire my hatred for niggers using EBT when every other race uses EBT and are stealing our money.

>>10076000
kill jack

>>10075940
the fuck?
It's jewcero all over again

>>10076406
no, too fucking sweet

>>10076684
retard

>>10076735
Says the idiot who thinks forcing blacks off EBT will get rid of the welfare state.

>>10076735
Nice argument you got there bub

>>10074741
I probably wouldn't bother making this, but I'd try it if someone else did.

>>10074854
Good recipe, trash ingredients. Maybe brioche or sourdough, with prosciutto and some higher-quality mayo.

>>10076747
>>10076748
niggers on ebt

>>10076752
>t. i think niggers bring mexicans across the border

>>10076752
t. "white" man on welfare

>>10076760
dont focus on mexicans because john whiteman that lives 2 houses down was on ebt 20 years ago when he lost his job u are dumb and i am smart

>>10075370
>methane
>see
american?

>>10075390

>get-your-ass-beat-by-grandma-core

>>10076767
>white people only go on ebt when they lose thier job
>no other race is on ebt
?

>>10076785
everyone is on ebt so dont talk about ebt problems because everyone is at fault so nobody is

>>10076790
Now you think everyone is on ebt lol

>>10076795
dont look at any part of the problem just keep glaring at it from afar

>>10076800
go back to school kid

>>10075410
I'm getting gay vibes from this

>>10076808
grown ups go to school too HA got you there
now nobody goes to school

>>10076767
>someone loses their job
>they get unemployment AND EBT
jesus christ commies get out, work harder I'm not paying for your failures

>>10075641
the wall gets a foot higher every time this is posted

>>10075949
We found it a waste of time

>>10075150
Yeah this. Cutting up potatoes fresh and tossing them right in a fryer will not give nearly the same results. Frozen is actually correct here.

>>10075495
Some people just think you need to include shit like that to attract the masses

>>10076000
this is the one where his stupid ass tries to cut wood with a ceramic knife isnt it

>>10074745
Ranch is truly the plebs condiment. I can't stand watching girls pull a bottle of the shit out of their purse to drown anything and everything in it.

>>10075447
>Shitting on a guy eating black pudding
It's hard to find places that serve it instead of boring hash browns, I'm happy he included it at all

>>10075443

>>10077079
Something in that video belongs in an oven alright but it's not any of the food items.

>>10075531
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vST9jh7vUM
You also get the opportunity to laugh at this dumb frenchie's accent. You're living in England motherfucker learn the fucking language.

>>10075478
I don't know why this gives me a boner

>>10076101
Years ago I'd complain about faggots who replied to every single other post on the thread and assumed that everybody's dying to hear their opinion, but today, for the first time in my life I'm realizing that probably this is some multi layers of irony type of thing and the joke is on me

>>10074836
Jesus Favreau

>>10074711
>cheesecake
>filling not baked
It's just literally icing with like 5x more cholesterol and sat fat

>>10074919
Jesus do Americans really do this?

>>10074810
>Why are all these recipes with American food so full of dairy?

Because America subsidizes the fuck out of dairy.

Also it's not just America that loves their dairy, France, Italy, and the UK can't seem to cook anything without putting dairy in it either.

>>10077229
Not to the extent Brussels has been doing it recently
https://www.politico.eu/article/europes-hidden-milk-price-lake-threatens-fragile-market-eu-commission/
EU farm subsidies are enormous yet we pay more for food than the yanks

>>10074919
fuckin genetics man

>>10077219
im pretty sure you dont bake cheesecake

>>10077190
it's just efficiency bro

>>10077229
>France, Italy, and the UK can't seem to cook anything without putting dairy in it either.
t. no passport

>>10076216
stopped being a metal head and became a skinhead instead

>>10077266
heh

>>10076576
40% of niggers are on welfare of some kind anon stop being a fucking faggot just to shelter your feelings

>>10077079
This guy looks like Chris-chan.

>>10077281
you said allI want proof all do it
and this isn't even /ck/ related why are you even talking about

>>10076337
hot

>>10075499
The guy is better looking than she is.

>>10077289
Are you a nigger or just outrageously 3rd world and foreign? Are you phoneposting? Fuck off, you're barely legible.

>>10077255
It turns a thread from multiple posts responding to multiple other posts, to one post responding to multiple posts and multiple posts responding to one post. It's the most efficient way of attention whoring in an anonymous format.

>>10077306
what if there is more than one post you want to respond to? It's just efficiency

>>10075451
I legit want this. Fucking asshole roommates who steal food.

Also why the fuck is a bear in this infomercial?

>>10077253
there's both bake and no-bake cheesecakes. The no-bake ones use gelatin to stiffen up, the baked ones use egg whites.

>>10075678
That's not saying much
Horses are fucking stupid

>>10077281
>>10076567
>>10076371
fuck off
go back to /pol/ if you want to talk about that shit

>>10077339
What if there's more than one cock you want to stick up your ass?

>>10076254
Bitching about a shit beverage on /ck/. Who's really the goof.

>>10077402
well you always manage to find a way to do it on a daily basis

>>10077393
>shit i lost, what do i do
>go back to pol
no :)

>>10075217
got me by surprise as well

>>10076337
I heard she died during the Vegas habenig; Got ran over by a car or something

>>10074814
This is a joke, right? It's because that Cheeto Burrito was stupid, right?

> Side by side comparison with the burrito
> WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?

Fuck.

>>10074717
Cows are tasty
Cows are sturdy
Cows are not very bright

>>10075568
It's not. She's been in interviews and shit.

>>10076958
Of all of the ja/ck/ webms out there, this has to be the one that irritates me the most

>>10075410
Why does everyone look depressed?

>>10075530
emaciated with intestinal parasites and cholera?

>>10077520
How did I lose
I'm just telling you too go back

>>10077774
>>10077777

>>10076495
I mean tuna isn't that hard unless you live in a flyover state, and even then any decent city will have it.

Uni I'll agree though, you can't get that shit fresh enough anywhere off the coast ime

>>10076384
There was an argument a few webm threads back about not eating the crusts on pizzas. Someone made a bunch of related webms.

>>10075478
fucking koreans

>>10075478

>>10076052
>make brigadeiros
>call it truffle butter for some reason
looks bretty gud actually, i should try the cookie creme one.

>>10077722
For me, it's the one where he uses tongs to flip salmon and ruins it because he didn't use them to grab it. THEY'RE TONGS! THEY ONLY HAVE ONE PURPOSE AND YOU'RE SPECIFICALLY NOT USING THEM THAT WAY!

>>10077807
i like living in a fly over state, don't have to deal with faggots all the time, fuck city life.

>>10074919
So fucking gross, going straight to hell for gluttony right there.

>>10074836
>taps knife

>>10074919
>starts adding hotdogs
>eats one straight

>>10076585
I will never find her.

>>10074864

>Wow this worm dipped in onion water sure tastes good!

I hate this dude's ingenious fce

>>10077339
Because even by your way of replying, it's easy to tell you don't wanna have conversation with anyone, you want to grab people's attention

>webm thread
>/pol/ is posting about niggers again

>>10076004
>>10076013
>>10076018
>>10076023
It's pretty common to add mayo to a cake or other baked goods.
The fat content keeps it moist.

You can do the same thing with greek yogurt instead of mayo and get the same results.

>>10076004
What's the problem? He didn't fuck up anywhere from what I can tell.

>>10078120
Does it do anything to the taste tho?

>>10077826
bich got rekt

>>10076406
uuhhh yes

>>10078156
No. Most mayos don't have enough vinegar to make the taste stand out.

>>10077722
The worst is the one where he tries to fry an egg on a cold copper sheet

>>10074919
Does anyone have the link to the actual video? I love watching obese people ruin their lives.

>>10078187
And just watches it slide into his grill.

>>10078187
;^)

>>10078190
just look up the show "my 600 pound life, tlc "

>>10078263
Thank you, kind anon. This will be a good day.

Time to brew some tea and watch some fatties.

>>10078284
not a prob, bud

>>10078284
Literally go to a fat people hate thread on /fit/ they have tons of material and stream the fucking show

>>10078321
I'm in heaven. I don't even hate fat/obese people, it just puts me in awe how someone can even let it get THAT bad.

I've been chubby, but I just can't fathom how someone can possibly consume that much shit.

>>10075531
so fluff

>>10077826
roastie btfo

>>10078609
much soft xd

>>10074919
>>10076958
This looks like something dino tendies would do.

>>10078226
This looks like something dino tendies would do if he was allowed to have nice things.

>>10075539
I know this is bait, but I'm gonna bite.

It wasn't ink colouring their bodies, but their active camouflage. They were black/brown, trying to blend into the concrete. When they were killed, the camouflage dropped because it's something they actively maintain and modify.

>>10075506
>when they die they lose their melanine and become weak and white
HMMMMM

>>10074919
>Americans

>>10074810
i've yet to come across a tasty video that doesn't contain dairy

>>10076337
same

>>10077118
That looks like raw foamy egg spilling over the plate at the end.

>>10077001
>girls pull a bottle of the shit out of their purs
no, this can't be civilized

>>10077281
>40% of niggers are on welfare of some kind
>>10076567
>because they all are whether they work or not they still try to scam gibs
>all
>40%
apply yourself my man

>>10074502

IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>10074741
At the end it looks like he just threw it down in disgust.

>>10075590

>When I was in high school wood shop a metalhead got his hair caught in a lathe and was scalped.

>>10075641
>>10075621
>but if we don't allow immigration we'll miss out on all the amazing food!!!

>>10079853
>every single post in this reply chain is the same person

Nice reaction image, nigger, you really showed me. You really made a good point about your shitskin brethren not being on welfare.