/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Most of us eat breakfast like that occasionally. A huge american style breakfast is one of my absolute favorite meals but i only eat it once every couple months or so.

Very rarely. That is something I would order if I wandered into a diner after a night of heavy drinking. But most of the time I eat oatmeal and fruit or a couple eggs and toast for breakfast.

>>10059875
There's a greasy spoon where I live that has some killer breakfasts. They're huge but I only go a handful of times a year. Typical order for me would be an omelette, hash browns with brown gravy, and toast. Chow down with some coffee.

... then dinner is basically a salad.

If you wanna rowf at portion sizes, go check out a full english. That's far worse than your example.

>>10059875
Minus the bacon and cheese, that's pretty standard. I'd think an English Full Breakfast would strike you as odder.

Australians have a worse variant than the English.

>>10059875
Of course not. It's weekend/hungover/special occasion thing. It'd be like bongs eating a full english every day.

>>10059875

>All-star special

Wew lad, Waffle House is the GOAT. They need to get more on the hash browns though

On rare occasions. However, no one puts cheese on their hashbrowns like that. That's weird.

>>10059929
It is pretty normal at waffle house actually.

>>10059929
>no one
Except the person in the OP pic... looks nasty as shit though, like they slapped on a kraft single while the other side was cooking.

>>10059875
Its like a once a month or once every other month thing you do on a weekend. No one hasvtime to prepare something like that on a normal day and women have to work too now.

>>10059929
I've ordered hash browns or home fries with cheese many times and no ones ever batted and eye

>everyone from each country rigidly follows a certain diet
seems like we have all the world's flyovers here in one thread
>>10059945
I especially like how /ck/ thinks that you can determine a person's gender based on how much STEAK and BACON is on their plate

>>10059946
No one wanted to look at you or make eye contact.

>>10059953
>t. millennial r/wanderlust camwhore

>>10059907
I've got a fat fuck coworker who eats a breakfast like that at his desk every day. He can feel the horrified stares from people as he inhales it, "I worked out this morning" is the usual reply
>>10059907
>if you're not amerilard you must be from England
mmmkay

>>10059958
Or Australia. They're a bunch of fat fucks too.

>>10059957
>if someone doesn't have stupid ideas about the world outside my basement it must be a pretty girl who makes money from e-prostitution
dumb gamergate nigger, you think I'd be shitposting on 4chan and not selling my used panties on some perv site if I was a girl?

>>10059964
Jokes on you. I don't even know or care what Gamergate was. All I know is that it made a bunch of people pissed off at moot.

>That
>Humongous
Get out twink. If you eat anything for breakfast which you wouldn't for dinner then you are a meme.

>>10059973
>fully fluent in toxic identity /pol/iticks internet slang
>pretends not to be a member of gamergate
a likely story

>>10059896
>Australians have a worse variant than the English
Do share.

We usually eat that twice a day actually

>>10059978
Just leave you spaz. The original post you were replying to didn't even assume gender based on diet, it implied that complex breakfasts aren't realistic in today's age as women work... i.e. no more good little housewives.

>>10059993
>in today's age as women work... i.e. no more good little housewives.
t. alien from cygnus x-1 who studied human civilization based on radio transmissions from the 1950s

hoo-mon tip: "good little housewives" hasn't been a thing for at least 2 generations. better study more, you're overconfident

>>10059976
>That
>Humongous

You are like a little child.

Do americans really eat two eggs using bacon and their bare hands like this?

Maybe it's just a thing from hollywood.

The locals here order those after the Sunday church services. My appetite is pathetic so I generally just get eggs benedict instead.

>>10059875
that is your basic lumberjack plate from denny's right there and for some american's (mostly midwest that i know of) eat that on a daily bases but then agian most of those are farmers or factory workers

>>10059875
Is that coke

>>10060115
>he thinks factory workers have a hard job
Half the shit in this age is making sure the machinery doesn't kill itself. The shipping department has it harder.

>>10060124
tell that to the factory workers who drive around in huge pickup trucks with confederate flags all over them (despite being in like, Ohio or Pennsylvania or whatever), and wear "work boots" and eat 2700 calorie breakfasts for their "hard man" jobs monitoring an LCD panel in an air conditioned room

>>10060028
You're a fucking moron, housewives have been declining from the 50s yes, but gradually, you mug. And where in my post did I imply any time frame apart from now and in the past? You need to take your own advice, think more and chat less.

>>10060036
It's not humongous, it's normal and still bigger than OPs...

>>10059875
>American cheese on hashbrowns
>cheese on hashbrowns ever

Assuming the waffle is for the other person, yeah we occasionally eat shit like that. Personally though, I'd get my eggs over easy and eat only one piece of the toast, using that and the hashbrowns (without the fucking cheese slice; I've literally never seen anyone do that) to sop up the yolk. Still, it's poor flyover diner food, and if I ate it on a weekend I'd spend the better part of the day feeling comatose. It's really more of a 2am drunk meal desu. Only old people and hipsters actually go out for a sit down breakfast.

Man, I love waffle house

>chocolate chip pecan waffle
>large hashbrown with cheese, onion, mushrooms, and ham

>>10059953
> I especially like how /ck/ thinks that you can determine a person's gender based on how much STEAK and BACON is on their plate

Well, we're trying to find some ways that work considering nowadays only nazis determine gender by genitals.

>>10059875
OP, note it's not actually SO big. Mostly photo trickery, but just compare to the size of the knife.

- 2 eggs, scrambled, plus two slices of bread, that would be a very modest breakfast by most standards.
- a bacon fried crispy has little fat left, three smallish strips are really paperweight. If it isn't fried as crispy and holds more fat, sure it's more, but Americans love their bacon crispy.
- Hash browns are drained of most starch, and more than half air by volume. There's about one medium-sized potato worth of them here. The cheese is like one slice.
- The waffles... I ain't got nothing. And they're gonna be drowned in a syrup. Would be meager meal alone, but tacked on this, yeah, without them this would be a very reasonable, generous but not oversized breakfast.

>>10060134
don't tell that to waffle house

>>10059875
>Maybe it's just a thing from hollywood.
No, us Americans really do make a 12 course breakfast, only to take a sip of orange juice and a dry piece of toast on the way out the door.

Fucking peasants, how do you plan to get big if you don't even eat big?

>C'MON

>>10059875
Gotta keep that "genetics" man

>>10060319
Not this guy, but I would also like to point out that the waffle is on a round plate, but the egg plate is actually an elipse. The angle makes the larger plate look like a forshortened circle when compared to the back plate.

>>10059875
Sometimes, Growing up this was a Sunday thing for us.

Humongous what?

>>10060479
Hugh mungus

>>10060489
REEEEEEEE, YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME!

>>10060028
My mom is literally a housewife you dumb roastie/faggot

>>10060131
lol, you’re the same idiot who was claiming that nobody drinks water “in these modern times” aren’t you

the internet has damaged your brain

>>10059875
>Do americans really eat humongous breakfasts like this?

Unfortunately, this is 'tradition' in the south. Followed up by a greasy lunch and cab & fat laden dinner.

do Americans truly have a beverage with each meal? seems odd to me, just always have a fucking glass next to your plate

>>10059875
I had 3 over easy eggs with two slices of bacon on a bagel for breakfast... pretty typical size for me

>>10061099
That is hardly just an American thing. What shithole do you come from where this isn't the norm?

>>10059875
They do it, idiot. Next question?

>>10059875
O B S E S S E D

Americans do whatever the fuck they want which is sometimes a large breakfast. Or some people prefer plain grapefruit and black coffee.

Don't you fuckers also eat a huge breakfast with pounds of fatty meats and baked beans? Baked beans are not a breakfast food, morons!

>>10061099
Even if its just water you should always have a beverage with each meal to aid digestion

>>10061150
Yeah bro that post made me mad as fuck too homie motherfuckers forget who's website this is fuckin haters

>>10060631
>lol, you’re the same idiot who was claiming that nobody drinks water “in these modern times” aren’t you
What the fuck are you on about? You really have to reconsider your life, when the insults you keep throwing are better suited to yourself. How am I even still discussing this with you, go get checked out, you might literally be clinically retarded.

>>10061264
seething

>>10061280
Like For real dude, I'm fuckin so pissed we don't get respect from anyone around here, we made this goddamn internet.
Not even mad tho they just OBSESSED lmao

>>10059875
I love Dutch cuisine but what I dislike about it is that it has very limited breakfasts. Most of it is bread with cheese or cold cuts, maybe cereal or porridge.

>>10059875
Occasionally you'll see someone get that. Most of the time, it's something like two pancakes, two eggs and some bacon.

I usually eat a 3-4 egg denver omelet or two softboiled eggs w/ a ham steak and some rice depending on mood.

However, once a week on Sunday mornings, I go all out. Waffle House.
Two waffles, large order of hashbrowns (cheese, onion, ham, peppers and tomatoes) and two over easy eggs. (smashed and mixed into the hashbrowns)

We usually meet the rest of our TTRPG group there and then head back to my gf and I's place to start our Sunday 5e campaign's session. A big breakfast tides us over so we can play from 11-4 or 5 and then pause for dinner.

>>10060644

holy shit is that for real? what happened to the stereotype of blacks all being in shape & athletic?

>>10061415
Black women skew that heavily. They balloon like fucking crazy because they're not very active. 8/10 black women will end up being overweight. Maybe 4/10 black men will.

>>10060644
No surprise. The South was an agricultural economy for hundreds of years. Pre-industrial farm laborers worked hard enough to burn 4000 calories a day. So the traditional meals from agricultural regions were pretty much twice the calories of what we'd consider normal meals today just so people didn't starve to death. Unfortunately the tradition of eating like that remained long after people stopped working that kind of physical labor.

Are Waffle House waffles really that exceptional? Waffle House is one of my favorite chains, but for some reason I've never been tempted to actually order waffles there.

>>10061374
How fat are you?

>>10059929
Hash browns with cheese and jalapenos is delicious.

>>10060028
My mother is a house wife. Guess she doesn't actually exist.

>>10061490
>Are Waffle House waffles really that exceptional?
i love them loads, very nostalgic for me 10/10

it's worth it to try. i think they have a kid's waffle if you don't want to get a whole

>>10059875
I have a "full breakfast" on special occasions but usually I just have cereal.

>>10061490
The actual recipe probably isn't anything magical.
I bet it's all in that commercial grade waffle iron.

>>10061415
>what happened to the stereotype of blacks all being in shape

It's called a "stereotype" for a reason. If you watch tv, all you see are fit niggers & athletes. If you live in Atlanta, all you'll see are 350 pound niggers, and that's just the women.

>>10061490
>Are Waffle House waffles really that exceptional?

They absolutely are one of the most entertaining places to eat, kinda like a Chuck e cheese in a poor neighborhood.

>>10059875
I eat only a bowl of cereal with tea in the morning. If I the time, money, and resources to prep huge meals like that in exchange for a small lunch and dinner I probably would because I love big breakfasts but atlast its only an occasional treat.

>>10059929
Ya ive never seen that before.

>>10061588
>If you watch tv, all you see are fit niggers & athletes.
Come on. Most folks you see on TV are actors, entertainers, athletes and TV hosts - all people for whom keeping fit is part of their job. Doesn't matter what color they are, with few exceptions if they're on TV they have to be good looking, and that means fit.

>>10061602
it's the waffle house way

they literally put a single slice of american cheese on top of your hash browns

>>10060464
>onion rings for breakfast

>having a soft drink for breakfast
Wtf is wrong with Americans?

>>10061625
It's tea.
Note the lack of bubbles from carbonation.
Granted, it's probably got more sugar in it than an entire stick of sugar cane.

>>10059875
This looks like a slop of shit.

>4 pieces of toast
For what purpose?

>>10061625
>>10061637
>iced drinks at all for breakfast
why

Huevos Rancheros over easy, red chile, crispy bacon, crispy hash browns, and pinto beans for me, with a side of onions. Oh, and a short stack of pancakes with butter and maple syrup

>>10061651
Pro-tip: It's only 2 pieces of toast

>>10059875
If im going out for breakfast yes. Only do that once a month if at all.

It's nice to be american. It truly feels like everyone is thinking about me cares what I eat and how healthy I am. Just goes to show how important Americans are to the rest of the world. We just matter more I guess.

>>10061415

There's the image of the american black that the white liberals would like you to believe, and then there is reality. You won't see anything negative about blacks in modern day liberal media. They hide the crimes, murders, rapes etc as much as they can for fear of someone calling them a 'racist.'

>>10059875
Only on special occasions. On a normal day I usually have a single fried egg and a piece of toast, or an omelette.

>>10061637
most US restaurants give you unsweetened iced tea by default unless they carry some brand name shit

As a /fit/ amerilard I eat that kind of thing for lunch, not breakfast, but of course I leave out the waffle and syrup. Sugar is fucking disgusting and shits the hell out of macros.

>>10062574
The waffles aren't part of that. That's someone else's meal. Note the two placemats. Pretty sure the drink is the other person's too.

>>10062574
>>10062587
that is the grand slam. this picture is literally 1 meal. should you split it with someone? probably.

1 waffle
hash browns
toast or biscuit
eggs or grits
bacon or sausage

>>10059875
Korean breakfast for two

>>10059875
yes
they are consumerist sheep

>>10059885
>Most of us
speak for yourself, dickhead

>>10060469
Better than mixing it with niggers such as you.

>>10061625
It's having to harmonize with you assholes whove given up your places to islamic freakjobs.

>>10063149
Even Russians an I know some know that communism is dead, it never worked in the first place.

Hot chicks work.

>>10059875
>like this?
generally consumed drunk or hungover and still half drunk.

At least in my experience that's how a big waffle house meal is usually consumed.

>>10063163
Downing a dramamine tablet can help as well.

>>10063157
Not sure I fully understood your statement friend. But yes, Communism does not work.

Actually one of the communist "colonies" failed because of hot chick. She decided trading her workload for sex was better. The men fought over her and it fell apart.

I'm not even sure if it's true but the story has two morals: Human greed will always ruin an altruistic system, and women will always ruin any system.

>>10063190
Why be secretive is ot Philippenes with Imelda Marcos and her thousands of shoes?

>>10063284
We're really not an imperial nation.

>>10063190
Chiquitita

>>10063190
Without women you wouldn't be here, remember that.

>>10063190
>I'm not even sure if it's true but the story has two morals: Human greed will always ruin an altruistic system, and women will always ruin any system.

Women are part of every system. From what weird cult do you get your bullshit from?

>>10061666
>>iced drinks at all for breakfast
>why
If it's already 90F outside, you might want an iced beverage. If you don't like the generic coffee swill from that burned pot, you might get coffee elsewhere, and stick to what won't mess up your stomach like tea or coke.

>>10062587
>The waffles aren't part of that. That's someone else's meal. Note the two placemats. Pretty sure the drink is the other person's too.
I was thinking someone simply couldn't decide between all the things they want, like hash browns AND eggs AND sausage, and just couldn't pass up the opportunity to get pancakes/waffles. So, they ordered both, and probably will ignore the toast and only eat half of that waffle.

>>10059875
Aside from old retired people I don't think anyone is preparing a meal like that or going to denny's for a big breakfast on a daily basis.

>>10059875
I grew up eating giant breakfast every day. My dad had my mom trained. Unfortunately I married a millennial.

>>10059875

Fuck breakfast. I skip it as much as possible.

>>10059875
I almost never eat breakfast, if I do I’ll have a pastry. Occasionally, maybe once every three weeks, I’ll go to my local diner in the afternoon and order everything in your pic minus the waffles.

>>10060517
Being a "housewife" in 2018 either means your kids are all under the age of 12 or you are completely useless.

>>10064198
>anon's mom was too busy getting dicked by the resident nigger to care about the edibility of his lunchables
Get rekt faggot

>>10064198
What the actual fuck.

>>10061323
American here. I actually prefer Dutch style. I rarely eat big breakfasts, it's usually just a piece of bread with cheese, cold cuts, or last night's leftovers on top. For me, bacon and egg breakfasts are for rare occasions, or even for dinner.

>>10063342
>hey you can't criticise us, we made you.
Stop flapping your cunt with your non-arguments.

>>10063148
>critisize america
>"Islam Islam u raped by Islam"
Are Americans, dare I say, obsessed?

>>10059875
That breakfast looks like shit, you should be eating something that looks like this to get a proper start to your day

>>10064942
i don't think you're supposed to eat river stones

>>10064942
Congratulations. You actually managed to find an image of a meal that looks even worse than OP's.

>>10060028
ayy lmao

>>10064923
I didn't mention where you live or your people
You mentioned America and it's people first you obsessed faggot

The Lord Humungus demands more food.
You can run but you can't hide!

>>10061264
>bro
>homie

nignog detected

>>10060044
Only fuckin degens don't use silverware to eat eggs

>>10059875
Subtract the waffle and that looks about right to me as a murrican.

>>10065215
I like to use toast or some form of bread.

Best breakfast is a local diner's biscuits and gravy, they can it "The General Lee". Two biscuits with sausage patties and a bit serving of hashbrowns, all SMOTHERED in delicious sausage gravy. Grind extra pepper on that shit, a delicious starch and fat coma, basically the only meal you all day, perfect fit after church on Sunday. Pic related, couldn't find that one pic I took of the plate last time I went.

>>10059875
>implying we have the time to eat breakfast when we have to be at work every day with no paid vacation and will get immediately fired for being late
I'd rather sleep and just eat a granola bar.

I'm Canadian (so pretty much an American) and I go out for a breakfast like this on Saturday morning. During the week it's just one fried egg, fruit, and coffee.

>>10061666
Not all of us like hot drinks with breakfast, anon.

>>10062563
since this is waffle house, its most likely in the south so its probably sweet

wish you starving euro bisexuals would fuck off forever and stop interfering with the 4th reich. MAGA

Maybe a couple times a month. Ironically enough though I tend to go for brit style breakfasts when I do that. I figure that whole "giant hobbit breakfast" thing is limey as fuck to begin with?

>>10063024
Who knew 1 person counted as 51% or more of the country's population!

>>10069259

Given the widespread presence of all-day breakfast franchises it's not a terribly unreasonable assumption, though it certainly is one. Here, I cherrypicked you this shitty article that supports my point.

https://www.eater.com/2017/5/30/15702210/restaurant-breakfast-trend-business

does anyone else think bacon sucks

>>10059982
Bacon, eggs, sausage, fried tomato, toast. Sometimes fried mushrooms and rarely baked beans.

And a sprig of parsley to make it look fancy.

>>10069799
reddit does

>>10065215
Canadian

>>10065356
Really convincing story with that filename you got there.

>>10061604
Fuck no
If you are on tv you need to be not obviously obese, I am technically obese by weight, but looking at me I honestly don't even look fat, im not in shape by any means, but i'm not what you think of with obese either.

Most actors will either fall into the fit as fuck, or skew close to me, few go visibly fat.

>>10061462
its two fold

first is the tradition stuck after we no longer needed it, and then if you grew up dirt fucking poor, it apparently passed onto kids the need to store energy, so after being poor was no longer starving, even eating milt portions sku you toward fat because of it, which is a large reason for the black obesity. they were poor as fuck and from a long time ago that meant starving, now poor just means you only get large quantities of shitty food.

>>10064495
Personally, bacon is made in bulk, usually a meal that asks for bacon gets me to make half a pound, and the rest of what I don't use goes toward a further 4-5 meals, some being breakfast where I chop it up into small bits and add it to scrambled eggs that I put einbetten toast, some being hamburgers. if it gets to the point that yea, I should probably either eat it or get rid of it and I have nothing to put on it, it becomes a snack I microwave.

>>10066230
id rather be dead than live like you

OP, I'm doing OMAD. My standard "breakfast" type meal is a four-egg omelet with cheese, mushrooms, and green onions in it, all fried in butter. I have that with five strips of bacon. Total calories for the day are around 1200. If I'm really fucking starving by late evening I might have a nut bar, that's another 200.

>>10060319
>Hash browns are drained of most starch
WTF are you smoking? Hash browns are chock full of starch. There's no "draining" that shit.

>>10061490
Their pecan waffles are awesome. I wish I could eat them. :-(

>>10059907
Most builders / construction workers eat a full English breakfast every day here. I take it it's probably the same in america with their fried breakfasts

>>10060319
All recipes I saw are:
- grate/shred the potatoes,
- wash out whatever starch/juice leaks out with clean water
- drain/dry
- fry.

>>10061150
>Implying OP is a bong

He's probably some type of continental European who eats an absolutely shit breakfast like an assortment of tiny cakes. Europe is fucking weird, I mean, look at this gay shit.

>>10070697
All the recipes I saw are:

- grate/shred the potatoes,
- wash out whatever starch/juice leaks out with clean water,
- drain/dry
- fry.

Yeah, lots of starch remains because potatoes are nearly all starch. But you're literally discarding 1/3 of the potato. Contrast e.g. with polish "potato pancakes" - potatoes grated fine, all juice is kept, mix with flour and egg to make a thick batter, fry that. Way more flavorful but also way more calories.

>>10070601
I said I couldn't find the actual pic I took, hence me using a stock image.

>>10069810
Don't you dare talk shit about the big breakfast that's a fuckin icon

>>10069810
So a full english without the starch or beans.

>>10070713
>implying this isn't a pretty based breakfast
every meal has its time and place. american breakfast would be overkill for south europa.

>>10062587
The entire picture is the All-Star Special, brainlet.

>>10065056
>America's favourite response to being ridiculed is essentially "u just jealous"

Didn't they teach you any different ways to deal with bullies back in grade school? Try "takes one to know one" next time.

>>10070919
can you teach me how to say that in arabic Muhammad?

>>10070926
>still obsessed with brown people
Fox news really got to you, huh.
No more than a few thousand Muslims in my country but please keep up the asspull narrative because you're mad about your country being made fun of every single day by every single other country.

>>10070945
We don’t get “Fox News” or “just a few thousand” in Greenland Muhammad

>>10070966
>he's pretending to be from Greenland while posting on an Icelandic Cookie Cutter forum
Alright, LeBron.

>>10059887

Do Americans really eat this?

>>10070919
I never said you were jealous of anything
I just called you a obsessed faggot especially with how much you like to mention America
i wasn't even born in america

>>10060284
>I think the gubmint needs to mind its own business
>except in public toilets of course
Republicans in a nutshell

>>10071066
Yeah I didn't qualify that by saying essentially or anything you sad ass-licker.
And my 1st post ITT was pointing out how ironic your favourite canned response is considering how obsessed Americans get about Muslims, who were the only ones brought up out of nowhere.
If I'm obsessed, you're fucking consumed.

>>10071155
Explain how I'm obsessed
I never mentioned any country and you did and islam is a religion not a group of people you could be white black asian even fucking mexican and still be apart of islam

>>10071155
When did i ever mention muslims

>>10071092
Public places were self-regulating regarding toilets quite adequately until SJWs started expressing their dissatisfaction. Currently your restaurant will need to have at least 60 bathrooms to cater to each gender, and likely keep that part of building expandable as new genders are identified.

>>10070713
Poland here, typical breakfast here are hardboiled eggs or cheap frankfurter and a slice of bread with fuckig cheese and ham usually garnished with some shitty ketchup, something that should resemble a sandwich. Most people here eat like shit.

>>10071021
That’s a full English breakfast

>>10071206
>I'm not obsessed because the group of people I bring up out of nowhere aren't a nation.
>but if you ridicule Americans you're obsessed.
Which I never even did, I don't have a problem with america, my point is spamming obsessed is a cop out not unlike a schoolchild saying "ur just jealous" because you don't want to address the shit you're being ridiculed for and it makes Americans and impressionable children from Greenland who want to be Americans look stupid.

>>10071297
I never mentioned a race a group of people a country
I mentioned a religion
and yes that's what being obsessed is
when you make the same thread multiple times every day asking about do americans really do this Americans are slobs america this america that america america America that will definitely make you obsessed
and I see that you are insulting americans when I only ever threw insults at you