/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What if this beer was right?

This thread brought to you by mister dewd.

To honor the recent nigger who robbed a Subway while in Jimmy John's unifrom.

I HAVE GUN GIB $60 WE THE CAPTAIN NOW

>>10045499
>>10045512
This really should've been something along the lines of:
SUBWAY
$200 bucks freaky fast

>>10045443
It looks like it says Bangs

>>10045557

Because it do my dood

GIB REQUEST

>>10045443
Loogs lig barg's

>>10045551

>>10045492
>>10045447

MISTER DEWD thank you again for taking my requests

>>10045577
Digiornos
but da Jew nose

Also please for extra /k/ keks
Snickers
But vickers

>>10046359
Here we go!

/r/equesting the chipotle logo but make it say cuckold

oliet bangs please

>>10045602
Awesome, Thanks.

>>10046457
It's not delivery. It's da jew nose.

>>10046564
Fixed and merchant added

>>10046415
Chipotle recipe:
Roux (butter, flour)
Cheese(any kind doesnt fucking matter) - 1/64th tsp
vegetables (who cares)
salt - 1/128th tsp

>>10046633
*Queso recipe kek

>>10046592
Kek thank you

>cook thoroughly

You didn't even have to add that did you?

>>10046645
Writes itself, kek

Could have done more with the numbers and small print.

Here's your vickers. fgt.

Talko belp

>>10046687
Thank you but where's the brown wrapper? I think Larry will like it more if there's a wrapper

>>10046758

PLS HOLD NIGR

>>10046687
Wrap it up my dude

BENDYS

GIB REQUESTS, SLOWBOARDERS

>>10046795
Could someone post this on /k/ unfortunately I am a new fag and a phone poster and don't known how to do it

Baskin robins
Basket of cocks 31 flavors

Papa johns
Papa dongs

>>10046875
Dongers

this guy should be checking my single digits

Can you make this say "Taco Bell"?

>>10047154
>no having this savont shoop it to say fox news

>>10047144
Checked.

>>10047176
Cheers! He's a keeper!

>>10047176
this mo betta

>>10047154
Incoming

>>10047166
Incoming

Chik-fil-a but radical Christian

>>10047190
Even better! Thanx again!

I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not post pubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.

I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.

And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.

>>10047154
Okay, but why?

>>10047205
We get it, you like to have unprotected sex with men. No need to flaunt it.

>>10047197
This, but replace the middle 'V' with /ck/ and replace the skull with the smug blinis kot. Also, anything else you can think of to make it more /ck/ related.

Please and thank you

>>10047232
Oh, quoted the wrong post. Meant to quote the op. Sorry

>>10047228
Thanks! and, because 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

>>10047166
Still confused.

Book of mormon but book of boorman as in martian boorman the nazi guy I probly spelled his name wrong

>>10047197
Next up!
This one sounds fun.

>>10047232
2nd in line.

>>10047205
>there are people reading this pasta right now that don't know who boxxy is

>>10047257
This actually disturbs me

this thread is amazing

>>10047257
I survived the great war of 2010 but it's not hard for newfriends to google her name and fnid out who she is.

>>10047245
Have a full trumptard friend that works at the hut. This is priceless

>>10047269
A little different if you actually experienced it

>>10047287

>I was there, man
>YOU DON'T KNOW!!

Your complimentary reddit spacing, sir.

>>10047293
I wasn't really denying what you said or claiming I was above anyone, it's an objective statement faggot

>>10047299
Yeah, I know I was just havin' a giggle. I know what you mean. You can't summarize an entire civil war in a single knowyourmeem page. Plus her story is much more than that. Boxxy is love. Boxxy is life. etc.

But why bring it up?

>>10047311
True.
> why bring it up
Bring what up?

>>10047319
My boner.

It's a pavlovian response to the word "Boxxy". Now I gotta fap.

Also, if someone can please assist me in getting the mGet script to work I'd be eternally grateful.
It worked flawlessly on my old PC and I think I had to alter the script to get it to work when I instaled it. But I can't remember what I did. Someone helped me.

Please help!

>>10047197
FOR THE ONE TRUE KING

>>10047232
Got a bigger image? I can't find anything. Won't be much to work with this small.

>>10047270
Mister dewd delivers

Mug root beer
Pug root beer
A pug instead of a bulldog

>>10047383
I could have made this a lot more complicated.
This will have to do.

Improbed beus bult fuggg

Wonkas everlasting cockgobblers

>>10047362
Beautiful, thank you brother.

>>10047370
Not that anon, but here you go.

>>10047660
Thx, I'll shoop it when i arise.

>>10047913

>>10047913
>lolitas

>>10047660
>>10047697

Thanks anons. Fell asleep

Page 5 says 'hi'.

>>10047205
That's a blast for the past m8.
I still don't miss that cancer