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Haven't seen one in a couple days.

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post more Joey, the food rapist

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Some OC from my friends Instagram. She went through culinary school and now works as a chef.

>> No.10018566

>>10018556
That better be bitter melon.

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>>10018556
Another photo from her ig

>>10018566
It's exactly what it looks like

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>>10018549
sure thing famakam

>> No.10018583

>>10018531
is there a webm that shows the end result of that?

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>>10018573

>> No.10018592

>>10018525
To what end?

>>10018573
Did she drop the plate or something?

>> No.10018604

>>10018592
Plating was never her strong suit

>> No.10018621

>>10018604
I find that to be an increasing problem. So many chefs want their food to be "instagramable" so they try to make it look like a fucking art project. Too many of them try and overdo it.

That's not to say plating isn't important, but some chefs just try to do too much with it. Looks like she tries too hard.

Food looks good but the plating is shit.

>> No.10018623

>>10018536
i'd eat that

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>>10018621
She's never made a meal that I didn't enjoy, but you're right. I hate her plating.

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>> No.10018936

>>10018524
Minus the olives and in whole wheat, this is unironically delicious.

>> No.10018951

>>10018926
What drugs do you have to been on? What circle of hell?

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>> No.10019029

>>10018536
i wouldn't eat that

>> No.10019031

>>10019018
this angers me

>> No.10019041

>>10019031
It started getting really scary around the 13 second mark. I had to turn it off.

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>> No.10019133

>>10019018
> This isn't a parody
Everyday we drift further from God's light

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>> No.10019143

>>10019128
I aint clicking that shit nigga

>> No.10019148

>>10018664
at what point do you cook the pasta

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>> No.10019153

>>10019128
with a filename like that i was expecting her to puke everywhere

>> No.10019156

>>10018525
that's some jacques la merde shit

>> No.10019163

>>10019148
before the food coloring moron

>> No.10019168

>>10019137
That video is why genocide gets committed.

>> No.10019179

>>10018525
I feel like there needs to be passed kinda law, and I'm not sure how to phrase it, but it should go something like "any processed food sold in a shiny plastic wrapping or back must not be used for further cooking". I know that's too restrictive, but I don't know how to better phrase it. but something needs to be done for sure

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>>10019163
why didn't they show that part? how do they expect anyone to follow along?

>> No.10019187

>>10018590
This isn't even food, it's edible autism

>> No.10019192

>>10019133
Heart attack grill basically is a parody though.

>> No.10019199

>>10018531

Looked palatable, if way too heavy, until the chocolate

>> No.10019205

>>10018864

Eh fuck it. I'd still eat it.

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>>10018556
>>10018573
your friend is a genius

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>> No.10019234

>>10019137
this is why gay marriage should be illegal

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>>10018531
Have you no shame?!!

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>> No.10019285

>>10019252
>now melts
what did it do before?

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>> No.10019292

>>10019057
where can i get a chef excellence doll?

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>>10019285
EXPLODE

>> No.10019295

>>10019285
it would probably smoke and smell like burnt plastic

>> No.10019296

>>10019137
how do we fix youtube

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>> No.10019309

>>10019287
>>10019304
Knock it off with your retarded forced meme.

>> No.10019315

>>10018536
>implying emi herself didn't post this

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>> No.10019332

>>10019192
it ceases to be parody when it becomes a viable business that trades on exactly the thing that it supposedly satirises

>> No.10019337

>>10019252
>Now Melts!

>> No.10019338

>>10019247
genuine question
what even are those
like
what is that species

>> No.10019339

>>10019132
This is fucking disgusting, this ladies body is literally filled to the brim with fat. Immediately where the hand ends and the wrist begin, is almost bursting at the seams. For some reason it is more disgusting when a women is morbidly obese than a man.

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>> No.10019382

I had beet aspic at my birthday dinner this year.
The taste and texture will haunt me for the rest of my life.

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>> No.10019430

>>10019426
look delicious, whats the problem here

>> No.10019444

>>10019427
Had these in China, well, one bite anyway.
It was the only thing I tried that made me feel sick, but it was purely mental. What a pussy.

>> No.10019457

>>10019263
Do Ameticans really?

>> No.10019477

>>10019426
is that Krystals? The one in my city got closed down because the manger got killed in a robbery and it turns out he had aids.Glad i never ate there.

>> No.10019487

>>10019338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_1RpILnIUM
Mangrove Worms. Flips eat them.

>> No.10019518

>>10019150
>uses hands to put stuffing in chicken
>doesn't bite at it with her face and then force it into the chicken cavity like a momma bird
mainstream sellout normie bitch

>> No.10019520

>>10019252
>Now Melts!
>absolutely no use of the word "cheese"

the absolute state of america holy shit

>> No.10019521

>>10019245
is that really a brain?

>> No.10019546

>>10019285
a vegan friend of mine once made me lasagne with fake cheese on it. the "cheese" just got hot and a bit soft and the whole thing tasted like cardboard.
I honestly will never get loving animals so much you put up with eating this kind of garbage on a daily basis.

>> No.10019547

>>10019477
no, Krystal's is actualy decent
that pic is the crappy Yankee imitation called White Castle

>> No.10019744

>>10018525
I read this as how to make Doritos cosmoline

>> No.10019775

>>10019018
brb imma puke

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>> No.10019877

>>10019148
>cook the pasta
Nah, eat like a real man you soyboy

>> No.10019879

>>10019790
what the fuck is it made of?

>> No.10019885

>>10019879
Read the fucking ingredient label.

>> No.10019898

>>10019885
so nothing?

>> No.10019910

>>10018544
My munchies need this

>> No.10019915

>>10018574
I will find him. And i will crush him.

>> No.10019917

>>10018531
disgusting americans

>> No.10019976

>>10018864
As a wasp af descendant of other english and scottish wasps, this brings shame to my family.

>> No.10019982

>>10019128
Shes dead right?

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>>10019182
>the first employee
W-Where is this?

Asking for a friend

>> No.10019991

>>10018573
avant garde food

>> No.10019996

>>10019990
heart attack grill

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Does this count?

>> No.10020003

>>10018531
Gluttony itself manifested into a grotesque physical form

>> No.10020032

>>10019018
Who knows what my fuckin deal is but I really want that black lady to dom me

>> No.10020080

>>10019917
>there is literally german text in the webm

>> No.10020116

>>10020032
>not the midget
Develop some taste

>> No.10020126

>>10020116
I don't think I could buy into the fantasy of someone smaller than me domming me but I'd fuck her retarded little limbs of

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>>10020126
Oh sweet, naive little anon. You've so much to learn if only you could unlock your mind.

>> No.10020136

>>10020080
shut up bitch

>> No.10020144

>>10019304
Oh god i have to watch this video again

>> No.10020153

>>10019304
>IF I DANGLE A PIECE OF FOOD THINGS FALL OFF
>HOW OUTRAGEOUS

>> No.10020159

>>10020134
wtf i love midget dominatrices now

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>>10019315
kek

>> No.10020162

>>10019332
The owner disagrees. He just really hates fat people and wants them to die quicker but feeding them unhealthy food. If he can make a profit at the same time then all the better. He's pretty open about that.

>> No.10020217

>>10020162
That's genuinely hilarious and makes me wish I was rich so that I could also open up some Brave New World type of business that basically operates as a softcore concentration camp oven for people that I hate hahahaha

>> No.10020303

>>10020217
>>10020162
He's not forcing anyone to eat there. It's more like dangling candy infront of a diabetic. Really hard to find fault here.

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>A challenger appears!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzXelVuCTtI

>> No.10020507

>>10018531

Sauce me you heathen.

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>>10018524

>> No.10020837

>>10018531
>>10020507
names dome and she is literally from a degenerate life show from germany which is basically a memeshow

>> No.10020868

>>10020837
Can you please see if you can find the whole video on YT?
I'd google it myself but I have no idea where to start, not being a German speaker and all.

>> No.10020941

>>10019487
>>10019338
Oh, they're bivalves like oysters. Not even worms

>> No.10020958

>>10018536
that cooked watermelon looks fucking dire

>> No.10020966

>>10020868
It has been removed unfortunately due to copyright.
Link below is a playlist it was in, you can see the thumbnail on the right called "Family Stories - Eileens Leckere Pizza"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5UxsfnFJ8M&index=7&list=PLe437QVBMUJ3EJTvZH6BzsiyfncOkmiwa

>> No.10020970

>>10020966
Ah damn, thank you anyway.

>> No.10020971

>>10020868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM
cant find anything besides this.
But apperantley its from an episode called "Dome auf partnersuche", which means Dome looking for potential lovers you could say, from the show pures leben.

>> No.10020984

>>10019263
I think calling it "food" is a little bit generous.

>> No.10020995

>>10020966
>>10020971

I just want to see how the hell this thing turned out once it was cooked. Or do you think the hambeast just devoured as is?

>> No.10020998

>>10018531
It's from a German """"reality"""" show where they have fat underclass people do some vile shit for us normal people to gauck at

>> No.10021003

>>10020136
>"disgusting americans"
>gets called out
>"s-shut up!"

>> No.10021020

>>10020995
neither i guess as said before its a memeshow

>> No.10021023

>>10020136
look at this retard look at him and laugh!

>> No.10021040

>>10018574
AND A GLASS OF SOY, PLEASE

>> No.10021102

>>10019885
Try taking a fucking clearer picture

>> No.10021126

>>10019137
that obviously must be pretty disgusting
and, sure, i could see people being entertained by watching youtubers eating weird stuff
but i just fucking hate that type of super exaggerated reaction

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>>10021040
>>10019915
>>10018574

pffft

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>> No.10021243

>>10018531

The way she slurps in that hot dog is worse than seeing the chocolate.

>> No.10021275

>>10019320
I would try to eat that. it might be kind of like beef jerky

>> No.10021278

>>10018664
>American flag

Oh im surprised

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>> No.10021289

>>10019133
I've been there. Its alot sadder when youre there but the food is pretty good.

Had actual chestpains afterwards though and im not even close to fat

>> No.10021294

>>10018664
it's pink, yellow and green just like the american flag!

>> No.10021302

>>10020162
technically that is different from a parody though. He runs a successful business selling customers what they want.

>> No.10021308

>>10019252
>Pasteurized Process Topping
holy fucking kek

>> No.10021322

>>10021279
Those are made for backpacking. You'd suck the meat off the Devil's dick after hiking 20 miles with 80 pounds on your back and a rifle in your arms.

>> No.10021356

>>10021211
>black coals
>cheese on raw patties
>flipping patties still raw or intentionally putting them cheese-side down

>> No.10021370

>>10019790
they have a maple syrup as well, at least with that i can understand since it has a ton of sugar
but fucking imitation peanutbutter?
natural peanutbutter with nothing added except a little bit of salt is 10/10 nutrition as long as you dont eat half a jar in a sitting

>> No.10021420

>>10020162
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/
he doesn't fuck around

>> No.10021432

>>10019338
qagh

>> No.10021478

>>10019383
worms are probably better as a meat substitute than insects. way less chitin, and you can purge them before consumption

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>> No.10021507

>>10021211
Where do they find these fucking monkeys

>> No.10021543

>>10019879
Probably the same thing in shirataki noodles, undigestible yam fiber.

>> No.10021556

>>10019293
>ywn marry Megumin and explode inside her every day
Why even live?

>> No.10021560

>>10021499
I'm guessing that's some kind of wild honey dessert?
Would try desu.

>> No.10021569

>>10018536
Do I miss a step, or is this edited poorly? She shoves the whole lemon inside the bird and then cuts another lemon in half and pokes holes in it. What the hell happens to those?

>> No.10021598

>>10021289
> Its alot sadder when youre there
i get a miserable, empty feeling just watching the videos. Good god I can't imagine entering that place.

>> No.10021617

>>10019137
>soy ice cream

not surprised

>> No.10021626

>>10019546
Yeah, I think I could do vegetarian, but vegan is just torture. Of course, if I did go vegetarian and still ate cheese, that brings up the moral quandary of what to do with the cows after they stop producing milk. Since they're domesticated, it would be more cruel to let them free than to slaughter them, so there's really no net benefit.

>> No.10021706

>>10018574
Bet he's not afraid of getting all sloppy and dirty when he is eating some dick.

>> No.10021721

>>10018525
Wait... I’ve seen this before but I just realized - this is supposed to be some sort of makeshift, homemade masa isn’t it? I don’t know if that makes it sound better or worse but either way that “soup” at the end .... if it doesn’t taste at least as good as the clear soup that they serve at Benihana, I don’t even want to know.

>> No.10021739

>>10021499
?????

>> No.10021740

>>10018525
no matter how many times i see this i scream every time she pulls the colander away

>> No.10021743

>>10021135
Christina carter pics

>> No.10021746

>>10019137
its already too late, youtube just closed the doors on anyone not willing/able to viewbot their way through the starving artist phase.

>> No.10021747

>>10018573
More. This is awful. I hope it at least tastes good or her education dollars went to waste - unless maybe they just didn’t cover plating well enough.

>> No.10021753

>>10018544
>not putting the M&Ms on your pizza lunchable

>> No.10021754

>>10018590
The low #of likes might give some indication. I assume those are pity likes and/or from like, her grandma or something.

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>>10019387
>It's fucking Joey Salads

WHY AM I SURPRISED

>> No.10021761

>>10018652
This is like a game. Like “guess what this is”. That actually sounds like a fun thread. I assume this has to be dessert though. The lighting in the picture doesn’t help matters whatsoever to the poor plating.

>> No.10021773

>>10021289
It leaves me curious if I could handle a Quadruple Bypass or if it'd fuck me up good.

>> No.10021785

>>10018664
Food coloring aside, I’d be sort of pissed if I saw this at a potluck and took a scoop only to discover that it’s all just tossed in a cheap, shitty ranch. You can’t even spring for a decent ranch or make your own (even from a packet mix), but then you’re going to season it with MORE salt and cover it in Parmesan like it’s some sort of gourmet dish?

>> No.10021791

>>10018864
It sure as hell doesn’t look like beef Wellington but it looks like medium rare steak with mushrooms and then a “crust” which still looks like it could taste ok.

>> No.10021798

>>10018926
>“Guess the food”
Ok ... zucchini? They look like peppers but those are too big to be peppers - mixed with ground pork and onions over hollandaise. Am I close?

>> No.10021809

>>10018936
Banana and mayo?

>> No.10021814

>>10019018
This is hard to watch but I am curious if that is a brother, a boyfriend or a gay best friend.

>> No.10021828

>>10019057
Ok they are cutting the crust off but all I could think was that whoever is putting on the puppet show should put the puppets down and use the knife properly before they cut themselves. Which then makes it ironic they are using puppets and cutting the crust off because it would imply this is from a video aimed at children.

>> No.10021839

>>10019128
Why? I mean, why would you record yourself (or have/let someone record you) eating when you are that fat? Is this feeder porn or something?

>> No.10021843

>>10019132
I’m fat and I can’t watch this. I feel like this is more degrading than if she was asked to make BBW porn.

>> No.10021850

>>10021322
If you're going backpacking, why the hell would you have a rifle with you?

>> No.10021853

>>10019133
Yeah, amen to that. And even though the place is a parody itself like >>10019133 said, it’s a real place and they really do that. And it was started by a doctor - heart surgeon or something? It seems like some sort of sarcastic vengeance from the doctor who got tired of telling his patients to eat right and exercise and therefore came up with a way to legally assist in their demise.

>> No.10021854

>>10018926
>I call this: the poo-cchini.

>> No.10021858

>>10019137
Im glad I’m not the only one who noticed.
>>10021617

>> No.10021860

>>10021759
>he doesn't piss in his own mouth
Your loss senpai

>> No.10021862

>>10019057
I can just hear the autistic screeching

>> No.10021868

>>10019128
Can someone explain to me how and why this is a fetish?

>> No.10021872

>>10019137
The chili at the end is the only thing that looks anywhere close to edible.

>>10019234
One of so many reasons.

>> No.10021882

>>10019150
Does she hate washing dishes that much or something? I don’t get why this video exists. She’s not going to butcher a raw chicken with her mouth.

>> No.10021883

>>10021868
Rather than attempt to explain the madness that is feederism, I'll instead attempt to give you a brief cultural education.
Mukbang is a Korean genre of videos centered around the Korean cultural phenomenon of eating with family. In Korea it's (or rather, was) considered odd to eat alone, and so people who are living on their own would often eat their meals while watching a Mukbang video so they feel as if they have company while they eat.

>> No.10021886

>>10021617
That particular one is almond iirc.

>> No.10021887

>>10019183
It’s a fucking webm. Learn how to cook boxed pasta.

>> No.10021892

>>10019221
What.

>> No.10021901

>>10019245
No thanks.

>> No.10021906

>>10019247
That "Ok". Kek. Must not be that bad. Would rather eat a worm than a grub that will explode in your mouth as you bite into it.

>> No.10021909

>>10019293
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
IMAGINE

>> No.10021913

>>10019247
Ok. What did he pull open? I thought originally that it was a log/tree but now I wonder if it was some dead animal? Were those tapeworms? Who is this guy?

>> No.10021923

>>10019287
How is that “healthy” junk food? That’s worse than normal junk food.

>> No.10021926

>>10019287
>that Tupperware breading thing
Where can I get this? I hate breading but I love to make fried food sometimes.

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>> No.10021971

>>10021102
I was able to read it just fine, nigger.

>> No.10021986

>>10021882
it's a satire of foodie culture. not a real video

>> No.10021990

>>10021883
That's not even what I was talking about. I know what mukbang is and white people are culturally appropriating it to enable their disgusting gorging habits and showcase their degenerate fetish.

>> No.10022003

>>10018536
What if that poor chiken wakes up

>> No.10022032

>>10021126
no, girls are entertained by watching attractive men eating weird stuff. those two are wannabe actors/entertainers and have like a mil followers on instagram saying how attractive they are. next

>> No.10022038

>>10021943
I've had one of those cakes from the stores (not the flavour) and they are moist and delicious for the price. bakery products in supermarkets are not actually bad

>> No.10022045

>>10018936
Go away Joey.

>> No.10022050
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>> No.10022090

>>10018574
He goes down on that pizza like it's an art major sitting on an ikea couch.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I

>> No.10022098

>>10021943

I had that, is actually pretty good. It just taste like lemon cake.

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>>10021761
It's supposed to be a deconstructed lemon tart...

This is the last photo with kinda bad plating. Everything else is decent looking.

>> No.10022223

>>10022199
>deconstructed
easily the worst word in the entirely culinary lexicon. Anyone that considers presenting a 'deconstructed' dish without extenuating circumstances needs to have their chef certifrycate revoked.

>> No.10022260

>>10018664
That's just sad.

>> No.10022272

>>10022092
Still convinced this was filmed in an insane asylum as some kind of therapy.

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>>10022223
It's even more sad when you learn that she left her boyfriend of four years to pursue her career because he didn't want to move to a different city

>> No.10022314

>>10022301
She should have gone to art school. That's pretty good, speaking as someone that likes to sculpt toys.

>> No.10022320

>>10022314
She's a fabulous painter, too

>> No.10022334

>>10022223
Deconstructed just means "too lazy/shit to make the dish properly". It's like accidentally tipping over a garbage bin and then saying it's art to excuse yourself from having to fix your mess.

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>>10022320
Forgot pic

>> No.10022350

>>10018531
Not even in my fattest, greediest, most drunken/high moments would I sanction the creation and consumption of such an abomination.

>> No.10022390

>>10022050
And you eat it with your hands? Sure, why not.

>> No.10022396

>>10022350
I would eat it without the chocolate shit desu senpai

>> No.10022411

>>10019790
>pb
>no protein
whats even the point of eating it

>> No.10022428

>>10021785
My thoughts exactly. Like they couldn't spend an extra 5 minutes and make a carbonara sauce or something? They have all the ingredients except eggs and cream already.

>> No.10022431

>>10019790
>ingredients: vegetable fiber
>fiber: 0%
What the fuck?

>> No.10022441

>>10022428
People that put food coloring on noodles probably think carbonara is the fizzy stuff in seltzer water.

>> No.10022450

>>10021913
Look up shipworms at Wikipedia. These are actually clams. Seriously.

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>>10019263
>American flavored
IT'S PEEPEL

>> No.10022463

>>10022428
>cream

Seriously nigga?

>> No.10022499

>>10022463
I'm less concerned about it being authentic than tasty, and if it was for a cold salad I'd definitely use cream or it would be too rubbery when chilled.

>> No.10022516

>>10018544
My sides have achieved ftl travel

>> No.10022517

>>10022336

wtf is a vemon

>> No.10022531

>>10022499
That's fair enough, I can get that.

>> No.10022631

>>10018926
>>10021798
>Kolokithakia Gemista (courgettes stuffed with onions, garlic, parsley, dill, mint, lemon zest, rice, chicken stock and courgette) with Avgolemono sauce (egg yolks, lemon juice and broth)
Nasty. I would have guessed it was a veggie thing until I saw the chicken stock in the recipe. Bloody Greeks.

>> No.10022741

>>10018574
fucking soyboy

>> No.10022968

>>10019245
What are those black gooey things? I wouldn't have a problem eating the rest of it.

>>10019521
Yeah. Not sure from what though, it's a smaller than a sheep whatever it is.

>> No.10023026

>>10022223
>certi-fry-cate
I c wat u did thar

>> No.10023144

>>10019998
Where do you have to live to see this?

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>>10019137
gays are the worst

>> No.10023187

>>10019221
>Canada

>> No.10023195

>>10019427
I'd eat the heck outta those

>> No.10023258

>>10019790
>no carbs
>no calories
>no protein
I know it doesn't have any calories but what's the point?

>> No.10023314

>>10018544
>Hand tossed "style"

>> No.10023342

>>10018556
Great fucking friend you are, you fat cunt.

>> No.10023353

>>10018531
https://www.sat1.de/tv/pures-leben-mitten-in-deutschland/video/167-kochkuenste-clip
>this video is not available in your country
>can't find a free proxy/vpn that works on the site

can a kraut make a full webm?

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>>10019976
>As a wasp af descendant of other english and scottish wasps, this brings shame to my family.

>> No.10023442

>>10019221
Canadians have a shop called "tard"
Appropriate.

>> No.10023449

>>10022968
Eggs

>> No.10023466

>>10023449
Oh Jeez, it's a century egg isn't it?

All my NOPE. That's where I draw the line.

>> No.10023468

>>10020153
""""""""""American pizza""""""""""
Lol.

>> No.10023476

>>10022431
well Vegetable fiber is pretty much just cellulose. Which cannot be disgusted by us humans. When we cook a veg, we are usually just getting rid of the cellulose by using heat as a catalyst to turn it into glucose

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>>10019358

>> No.10023503

>>10019521
>>10022968
it's pig brain soyboys

>> No.10023516

>>10022050
Why do Americans do this retarded shit

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>> No.10023523

>>10023517
oh what the flogging fuck

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>> No.10023531

>>10023523
german cuisine

>> No.10023533
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>> No.10023534

>>10023503
>He doesn't want to eat this food containing soy, must be a soyboy
seriously kys yourself my man

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>> No.10023562

>>10023144
Philadelphia.

>> No.10023571

>>10023541
they should have used a cheese that melts like >>10019252

>> No.10023585

>>10023571
I mean, to anyone who's actually ever seen cheese before, that's obviously real grated cheddar. They just don't throw it in the oven after adding it.
So either you're retarded or were trying too hard to make a joke. I cannot tell.

>> No.10023592

>>10023585
They need to pop those under a broiler for a little bit.

>> No.10023593

>>10023541
Is this a food eating competition? Even if those things aren't disgusting (which they appear to be), I doubt I could eat 2, nevermind 8-12 like it seems they have each.

>> No.10023599

>>10023592
I'd be surprised if you couldn't request that.

>> No.10023605

>>10023593
Probably, either that or some overzealous tourists.
Also they're just chili dogs with cheese. Obviously not high cuisine, but disgusting?

>> No.10023635

>>10023585
you can go kill yourself in that corner over there, no im not coming with u

>> No.10023644

>>10023605
chili honestly shouldn't look dry, hard and disgusting
it should drip like diarrhea

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>>10023644

>> No.10023659

>>10023605
I can't stand hot dogs, granted you can't see them but I really doubt there's a nice real sausage or bratwurst under there.

>> No.10023671

>>10023657
my diarrhea drips, not festers.

>> No.10023682

>>10018556
there is literally nothing wrong with salmon, a creamy cheese sauce, potato and celery. jesus what is wrong with you snowflakes

>> No.10024147

>>10019150
jackass did it better

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>>10019998
Me and my bros cleaned those aisles out when we were in middle school. 14 year olds with giant hoodies could take a lot of gum. I could walk out with 18 packs on my own.
Not from Philly, though. Indian reservation in South Dakota.

>> No.10024273

>>10019292
I want one too, fellow ashens watcher.

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>> No.10024314

>>10023644
Doesn't look dry to me at all. Are you blind?

>> No.10024320

>>10024290
Do europoors really eat this?

>> No.10024351

>>10024320
obsessed

>> No.10024359

>>10021943
friend and I got really stoned one time and we ate that cake on tortilla chips, soft enough that it was like a dip. we called it "fatass guacamole"

>> No.10024371

>>10020559

I would eat this.

>> No.10024388

>>10021850

If you don't have a rifle, you aren't backpacking, you're fleeing.

>> No.10024421

>>10023541

>the fag in the background who got coneys without cheese

Pathetic.

>> No.10024478

>>10021990
>culturally appropriating

you have to go back

>> No.10024532

>>10018574
I hate /pol/ memes out of context, but all I could think about when watching this shit was "soyboy"

>> No.10024615

>>10019976
>Scots
>Any part of them being WASP

Get out Darkie.

>> No.10024629

>>10021135
>cute dead guys

>> No.10024709

>>10019387
this is the wrong way to dumpster dive

>> No.10024715

>>10021990
>muh white
fuck off, nigger.

>> No.10024722

>>10023476
>When we cook a veg, we are usually just getting rid of the cellulose by using heat as a catalyst to turn it into glucose
no. Why is this board so fucking dumb.

>> No.10024739

>>10018652
>"I just watched the first episode of chef's table"

>> No.10024776

>>10021850
A better question is, why are you carrying an 80 lb pack? The more you know, the less you carry.

>> No.10024788

>>10024722
At one point I was with a girl who decided to randomly be "healthy" every now and then. This entailed buying fresh vegetables, and I made the correct but abrasive comment that frozen vegetables are healthier because they are frozen at peak freshness, and "fresh" veggies are continually breaking down. We had a relationship destroying argument (which was particularly destructive because I didn't actually give a fuck if I was right lol) wherein she grabbed her phone to "look it up" and was like "No, no... No... Wait, hold on, gimme a second..." as she scrolled thru her Google search for something that fit her preconceived notion about fresh vegetables. After a silence she finally found something about vitamin c and I laughed and said "No." She said "What? You can't just say no. Really? No?" and then I laughed more. I have no idea how I've ever been close to women.

>> No.10024847

>>10018531
My dick twitched when she slid that hot dog into her mouth.

It is too late for me.

>> No.10024857

>>10024847
Mine twitched when it slid out of the can. Erotic as hell.

>> No.10024864
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This tasted quite well
I would make again if I had more coleslaw

>> No.10024886

>>10024351
y-you too

>> No.10024900

>>10021923
It's "hellthy", not "healthy".

>> No.10024905

>>10021943
I had an Orange Crush cake once. Was pretty good

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>>10019547
>Yankee imitation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystal_(restaurant)
>Founded on October 24, 1932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant)
>White Castle was founded in 1921 in Wichita, Kansas.

Stay mad Cletus.

>> No.10024925

>>10021883
Koreans are truly pathetic

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>>10024351
>obsessed
I laff'd

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>>10019018
>Tfw the fat black lady was killed in the Vegas attack

>> No.10025007

>>10019287
that looks actually kind of good.

>> No.10025012

>>10021943
I saw that at Safeway the other day. I imagine it tastes like lemon cake but with a brand slapped on it. Not my cup of tea personally.

>> No.10025071

>>10021850
Who the fuck doesn't bring a rifle with them hiking?

>> No.10025106

>>10024176
Is that watermelon supposed to look like those microcephaly sisters or it's just me?

>> No.10025218

>>10021943
>moist

>> No.10025238

>>10024997
Are you serious? Where's the proof? She can't be dead, I needed her to smother me with those big fat tits.

>> No.10025936

>>10025238
It's true, her name was Leah Nichols aka "Nurse Madeline". Apparently she wasn't actually killed in the shooting itself, but was hit by a car in the chaos. It's on their facebook page.

>> No.10026005

>>10023396
>wasp
white anglo-saxon protestant

>> No.10026013

>>10021883
That's really interesting if it's true.

>> No.10026017

>>10018536
looks fucking JUICY

>> No.10026109

>>10023466
They're actually pretty tasty desu, senpai

>> No.10026111

>>10022092
Can anyone link the meatball one?

>> No.10026544

>>10022517
legally distinct

>> No.10027103

>>10022050
These two shouldn't be dating.

>> No.10027322

>>10019790
Does it taste or feel remotely even like PB?

>> No.10027500

>>10022199
I legit thought those were fruit flies on that thing at first.
Godawful presentation. Would never eat one of her dishes.

>> No.10027514

>>10023517
Oh boy, pus ham! My favorite!

>> No.10027629

>>10023353
just watched it and nothing new happens.
just the beta male friend comes in with her aunt and wants to add salad then the aunt get trigerred because she is disgusted with the whole thing