/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14540519
Fuck that looks good, risotto is the one Italian dish I always mess up.

>>14543640
fuck man, you are staring awful deep into that abyss. thanks, but im fine with the view from here.

>>14543652
no but think about it
if he molests little boys it means that hes attracted to their masculine qualities, so it would mean hes not into ladyboys but on the other hand ladyboys still have dicks so he could still be attracted to feminized males, and since hes a fag it would make sense to be attracted to the degraded ladyboys

>>14543657
hey, maybe he subscribes to a hole being a hole. hell, maybe he just need his daily dose of boy milk and thats all that matters.

>>14539051
I like Ramsay but he is so fucking pretentious regarding scrambled eggs it's not even funny. Fuck his eggs.

>>14540519
>sweet onion
que?

>>14544047
Means mild flavor/smell, like vidalia onions

>>14539536
>restaurant sends the boy chicken after hearing his story
>his story
What fucking story? A dumb, fat child was playing with a poster and the fucking media made it seem as if he was going through some horrific plight. This is a non-story, this is nothing, why was this covered to begin with? Why would they waste people's time with something so utterly fucking meaningless?

>>14540372
>pic
Is that the surly king of the egg fort I've been hearing so much about?

>>14544088
>This is a non-story, this is nothing, why was this covered to begin with? Why would they waste people's time with something so utterly fucking meaningless?
>what is a promotional fluff piece?
anon plz.

>>14544088
Most news media at this point unimportant and just a form of shilling.

>>14539051
just put a bit of milk into it before you dump it on the pan; fucks sake

>>14543762
how

>>14542988
His arm is dead

>>14543184
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

>>14543762
>tfw no cute pancake gf

>>14543584
So it's war then

>>14541876
>hey that looks decent
>drowns it in shitty salsa

>>14543762
>some nigga is better at pancake drawring than you are at normal drawring

>>14544539
so is his brain. nothing can prevent jack from molesting food.

>>14541984
I am the bone of my egg
Shell is my body
And yolk is my blood
I have created over a thousand eggy breads
Unknown to sanitation
Nor known to health inspectors
Have withstood heat to create many omelettes
Yet, those hands shall never leave the fort
So, as I pray: UNLIMITED EGG FORTS!

Here I come, Surly King of Heroes. Do you have enough eggs in stock?

>>14538853
The fuck is an latinx? We don't have hispanic extraterrestrials here.

>>14544670
its like a twink but fatter

>>14544670
It's a fake word made by "white people" (jews) designed to neuter our beautiful language

>>14541984
Thats a good thing though. The rate of newfags coming here make forced memes overstay their welcome

>>14541876
>starts sliding out of the pan lookong like a liquid
>starts folding in on itself and you think its just going to be a pile of slop
>it actually folds perfectly in half, a beautiful sight to behold
>proceeds to drizzle dry chunky salsa on the top

>>14544670
latino/latina
i dont know what one to use because i cant tell if its a tranny or an actual woman

>>14544850

>>14540324
Why not call it what it is. A fucking deep fried cauliflower. Its not bad but TVP has more flavour if spiced correctly. Fuck vegans.

>>14544850
He's a true connoisseur

>>14546139
>grating chocolate on vegetables
Excuse me?

honestly, it is likely that > 2 hours of my life has passed watching jack in webm threads

>>14546186
Chocolate is like salt, it brings out the flavor of other ingredients

>>14546186
>>14546210
That could work if done by someone who knows how to cook. Sweet is a generally underused taste in a lot of dishes.
I'm sure Jack fucked it up, though

>>14540043
I'm surprised they're using the right side of the knife to cut.

>>14538890
made me kek hard well done

>>14538923
i hate this woman. i hate this woman. i hate her so fucking much. ooo christ i hate this annoying fucking woman. i would chimp out. i would tear her face off. i would rend the flesh from her bones. i would stick her in a stew--an avocado stew. i would watch her flail around like a lobotomite and i would hate her even more even though i know i am the cause. i hate her. i want to crush her with a mallet. i want the mallet to pound her into dust and echoes. i want to hold the world in my hands and pluck her from wherever she may be and fling her out into the cosmos, and she will flail, and i know she will flail, and i will hate her. hate.

>>14543567

>>14540433
WHAT TONGUE THING HOMIE

>>14546471
newfag

How come nobodies posted Kays Good Cooking?

>>14546764
Because we've seen all of them a million fucking times? Why even have a thread if it's the same fucking reposts?

>>14546783
same applies to the Jack stuff....

>>14546813
Yes.

>>14539855
not much worse for you than putting mayo on a burger honestly

>>14546813
jack is sexier

>>14546764
Because she doesn't have the arrogance that Jack has. Kay actually tries and fails but admits it

>>14540127
i wana stick my dick in that pickle