/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When a based boomer drinks an energy drink
>Mows the lawn
>Washes his car
>Files his quarterly
>Pubstomps a few rounds of tf2
>All before heading into work for a day of brainbusting work at the office
>Loses weight and stays fit because he was powered by his zero calorie nectar
Shrimpy little zoomer drinks an energy drink
>browses imageboards
>Watches some youtube videos
>Watches some porn
>Repeat until 4 am because you still dont have a job you loser
>Pack on a few more pounds drinking sugary redbulls to keep yourself awake because you keep alternating between staying awake a whole day and sleeping a whole day

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>That 40 year old wine mom that made her kids walk home from practice because she hit the box a little too early