/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20347001
>some were 50 dollars
Jesus

>>19833619
>8 years
yea what a loser he has been here for 8 whole years haha right guys.
>mfw 13 years

>my cover's blown

>>18338626
Terrible for your health, Chinese restaurant syndrome can take you out for days.

Do marinades even fucking work? I have made plenty of very strong marinades yet the inside never fucking tastes like any of them.

i had more sausage gravy than i did biscuits and just ate the rest of it with saltines the next day once
and i liked it more than with biscuits
what have i become?

>>17056909
What is your major malfunction, anon.

>>16951526
yeah take some relaxing high potency speed

>>16919605
>His heart stopped beating and he stopped breathing. He was 45

holy FUCK

>Waitress asks if your meal is ok
>mouth is full

>>16413811
this fucking guy

>six separate cutting boards
I just cut my veggies before my meats using the same board. Not trying to do that many dishes.

>Unexpected item in bagging area

>>16042424
>bitter bad
>

What if food is highly addictive and starvation is withdrawals and we should have never left the breast

>>15795906
water splash was ok, egg smash was totally uncalled for

>>15163729
>cats are bad cuz meme brain worm
Unless you're tonguing your cat's asshole or eating cat litter you'll be fine from the Brazilian curse. Meanwhile, dogs will shit on your carpet and expect treats for it, then maul your baby to death if its tiny retard mind decides its mad. Dogs are the ultimate bluepilled pet, a mindless, subservient drone that can't even go to the shitter without assistance. You might as well adopt a decrepit old grandma from the retirement home and take care of that.

Birds are the only pets worth having anyways.

>>14760332
>Bitch has 4 arms

>>13867983
Story time anon

>>13367487
Bus nuggets?
Buggets?

>like a way less artificial tasting Mountain Dew
>probably has more garbage in it than moutaindew
make sure you break the bottle so you can put the marble up your ass.

>>13328610
>>13328633

https://vegas.eater.com/2012/10/25/6530837/heart-attack-grills-jon-basso-pulls-no-punches-on-his-first-year-in

>mfw the founder of this place used to be a fitness instructor and over time got pissed off at his clients cheating on diets

>gluten free
>non GMO
>kosher
>halal
>"""""organic""""""

>>12602528
why the absolute fuck would you get a private tour of omaha?
>t. iowan