/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>work at mexican restaurant for year
>new guy makes school shooter joke at me bcuz im the only gringo that works there
>i respond
>"if you clean my garden better you wont be target"
>get sent home early
Well time to look for a new job bros

why is my grocery bill 50% higher than it was 6 months ago

>breakfast time
>go to mcdonalds
>order bacon, egg & cheese croissanwich
>sir
>ask for order of bacon balls
>steak & egg fajita
>crispy scrapple on texas toast w/ pico de gallo & pepperjack
>sir those aren't on the menu
>just please make it
>we can't
>no no byron always makes it for me
>who's byron?
>byron
>b y r o n
>order melonberry yogurt
>fuck outta here
>what kind of mcdonalds is this?
>i'd like a georgian coffee
>get the fuck out
>and a pina colada
>and a pack of gauloises
>get out of here
>and a kid's nasi lemak w/
>what's wrong with you
>some tots brabant
>manager leans out window, shoos me away
>do you have the crepes rangoon here
>manager gets on cellphone
>i lower my window, turn down the music, >listening to sixteen stone
>madam is the bloody mary bar back up
>manager gives me finger
>horns reach a new level
>i'll have the hair of the grimace that bit me
>silence is deafening
>can i get a hamburglars bloody escape
>young girl gets on intercom
>bubbly
>sir we don't have any of those things
>i am belgian
>sir we don't carry those things in america
>can i get a chicken mcgriddle
>absolutely!
>and an egg white omelette
>pull up
>get chicken mcgriddle
>no egg white omelette

No one?

I got a problem ck
I'm hooked on a habit of getting drunk, going to the grocery store, stealing a bunch of snacks, going home and eating them then throwing it all up.
What do I do???