/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19609842
mate all he had to do was literally anyone in the entire story (even the detective probably would) and skip town with them and leave the rest to their devices
he doesn't because he's subconsciously a black hole and feeds off of being the center of their obsessions

>>19573584
>be cook
>restaurant closing
>changing out stock pots, come around corner with 10 gallons of oily stock recently boiling
>yell corner, hot pot
>deaf server bolts around corner knocks stock pot out of hands
>he's covered head to toe in boiling bone broth
>deaf guy is now double disabled if not dead
>restaurant shuts down, owner commits suicide
>reminded of the harrowing mortal screams of a deaf man every time I make canned soup at home

But honestly as a customer I wouldn't mind. There aren't a lot of deaf people it's not like it's going to become a norm or anything and like when you see dogs with jobs it's cool to see disabled people persevere.

>>11540984
Or you could turn it into a rape dungeon haha

>drinking mcdonalds chocolate milk
>had an unfinished one at my desk already, forgot to throw away
>happily playing age of empires
>absentmindedly grab a bottle
>watery
>keep drinking, must be my imagination
>something gel like hits my lips
>stop fucking cold
>there are Greeks at my doorstep, bu I'm too concerned about the bottle
>look through the mouth of the bottle
>what looks like a massive brown clump is at the bottom
>this chocolate milk wasn't just old
>it wasn't just left out
>it mutated
>it turned into this gel like thing
>ended up tossing both fucking bottles and never touched mcdonalds milks again
I was 6. The memory still haunts me.

>>9481067
>the only posts on /ck/ are shitposts
Please don't plant that idea in my head.