/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6497143

>go to bar
>order gin with lime on the rocks
>bartender looks at me like I'm patronizing them
>"You mean a GIMLET?"

>go to bar
>order a gimlet
>"A what?"

>>6125816
>Coffee and tea are no different than soda

>>6104818

>>6089008

>"magic bullet"
>not gimmicky

>be in grad school and in LTR
>bring lunch to campus with me every day
>usually homemade stuff, sandwiches on homemade bread, chili/soups from scratch, falafel, etc
>flirty girl who sits next to me
>"OMG anon you always have such amazing food, you have to teach me how to cook!"
>"Nah, maybe if I were trying to fuck you, but I'm not. Sorry."
>hfw

>>6026004

>on vacation
>fiancee decides she wants to cook for once
>buys boneless skinless chicken breasts because it's hard to really fuck those up
>tears open packaging
>immediately goes to the sink

NOOOOOOOO

>mfw she rinses the chicken, splashing chicken juice everywhere

>>5998980

>bagel baker
>we keep a metal basket of each type of bagel out in the FOH area, but still behind the counter so that customers can see the available bagels
>each basket holds ~4 dozen bagels
>for very popular bagels (plain and everything) I always keep a backup since people will sometimes buy multiple dozens of them
>some motherfucker walks in right when we open
>orders 4 dozen sesame bagels

I mean he has money and is paying so he's entitled to it, but fuck man, come on. That's ALL of the sesame I was going to make today. At least call ahead or something. Now we're going to have to tell people we're out of sesame until I can get some more out (minimum of 30 minutes).

tl;dr - people have the nerve to expect goods and services in exchange for currency

>>5809142

>cooking an egg in smoking oil

>>5798830

>pancakes
>nutritious

>>5745395
>Except Coke's started putting smaller bottles in Dollar Trees. The Pepsi products are still 20oz, for now.

>drinking so much soda that you know this kind of thing

>>5522761

This post is so fucking infuriating. If you were trying to troll me, good job.

>I just want people to talk about food!
>But don't you dare talk about tips for preparation of food! I don't like that!

>I've been here since 2010! I deserve to police content on the board!

>>5508941
>chick peas, black beans.

>"Sorry Anon, we can't go to that awesome taqueria for lunch; Jenny doesn't like Mexican food."

>tfw significant other hates fish and can't stand the smell

>>5390336
>lite mayo pack and drizzle a little over the oatmeal cookie

>>5345879

I don't know what you're going on about, anon, but you're scaring me.

>>5326612