/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14127556

>get off work as line cook
>go to small diner near my house
>settle into a banquette still warm from previous diners
>waitress comes up
>what can I getcha?
>what I want isn't on the menu
> you mean this?
>she takes my hand and slides it up her dress
>my fingers make contact with cotton and hot and wet
>or maybe this
>she slides under the banquette and unzips me
>she starts sucking my cock rather enthusiastically
>swings herself around
>I push her white cotton panties aside
>two fingers in puss, thumb up her butt
>she's sucking me and I am finger pumping her
>finally shoot my wad
>she shudders and goes limp
>stands up and straightens her dress
.>so can I bring me some food big brother?
>yes sis, this puberty thing has made you crazy
>yea Mom keeps saying that
>the end

>>10857907
>a pinch of Jesus

oh wait I thought it said, pinch my butt

A picture of the waitress' tits and butt. Because when I go to a restaurant and the waitress asks me what I want I always say "What I want isn't on the menu."