/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18166497

>>17957898

>meal prepping
>>>/fit/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/u/
>>>/n/
>>>/fa/

>esl zoomer bitches about his roommate online because he's too much of a pussy to confront him irl thread #2454323223234354

All my yokes split again.

>0 minutes 00 seconds in
>"Hi guys, welcome to another video by yours truly! Today I will teach you how to cook some [...]
>0 minutes 35 seconds in
>shitty intro
>0 minutes 40 seconds in
>"But first! A word from our sponsor! Ever wanted to shave your balls without becoming sterile? Then you will love ManScape, which [...]
>2 minutes 21 seconds in
>"Alright, now let's get back to our dish! They say this dish was first served to Emperor StraukeMeeCok, who was known for his love of spicy yet savory [...]
> 14 minutes 35 seconds in
>"I first tasted this dish while travelling to Whocaresdistan. After a long flight and a few nights in the capital, I traveled to a small village where [...]
>35 minutes 00 seconds in
>"Okay, and now without further ado, let's get cooking!"
>doesn't give any of the measurements
>forgets to explicitly mention ingredients that were clearly added to the pan
>"And now, we add in our classic spice mix!"
>doesn't mention cooking times
>36 minutes 08 seconds in
>"Alright guys! Times for the taste test!"
>uncalled for close-up of the fat sperg's face
>disgusting mouth noises
>"HMMMM, HMMMMMMM, GUYS I'M TELLING YOU. HMMMMMMMMM"
>41 minutes 09 seconds in
>"Okay, thanks for watching guys. Remember to like and subscribe and see you next time!"
why are food channels like this

>>17727244
>ayurveda
This field of government-endorsed pseudoscience can't die quickly enough already, but when has the Indian government ever listen to its academic community?

>>17525059
They taste like air and have the same nutritional value. Everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot. In fact everyone on this entire board is an idiot. I've never seen anything like it. All of the other creative/interest boards know about the topics they're about and then there's /ck/. You guys are the freaks of 4chan. None of you have any taste in food or knowledge about cooking whatsoever. This board is absolutely fucking insane.

>>17484267
>Serve food to guests
>Put in MSG
>Don't tell them
>They fucking love it
>Serve same food to same guests a few months later
>Mention I put in MSG
>"Anon it tastes kind of weird, maybe it's the MSG"

ARE THEY REALLY IMPLEMENTING THE BATTLE PASS CONCEPT FOR FAST FOOD WTF

>>17119127
>If your crushed up some tacos loosely
You don't know what a taco is. What you said is like calling bread a fucking sandwich.

>trannime posters

tfw my mother used my cast iron pan once and then washed it with a steel wool
4 weeks of seasoning gone just like that

>"the order is here!"
>*sigh*
>*look over invoice*
>chicken
>salmon
>asparagus
>olive oil
>basmati rice
>beef tenderloin
>heirloom tomatoes
>arugula
>spinach
>bacon
>pork shanks
>31-40 tail-on shrimp
>corn starch
>orange marmalade
>blue cheese
>smoked mozzarella

>"it's all the same food at every restaurant"
>mfw

>>16845449

Literally every single chili thread derails into beans vs no beans argument. No fail.

>>16592742
>yummy imperial pastry sour ale

>meat
>onion
>carrot
>celery
>water

>>16445365
You're the one that's way off. Spam is made from pork shoulder, you said it's the same quality as normal ham, now you're off on some tangent about a different cut of pork--which spam isn't made from--being the same as normal ham.

>>16316666
You faggots didn't even notice the quads. Truly is the most reddit board thanks for the warning

>>16293622
>sandwich
>round bread
That's called a burger, anon.

What is the point of a two lane drive thru when they only have one person manning it and the lanes merge anyway? And why do they always prioritize one lane over another?

I think Israeli food tastes bad.