/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6762504

>>6461486
Why is the apron underneath his shirt

>>6417136
>two words
you greedy stupid mother fucker, pick very related

Hey look, there's a bunch of imaginary lines drawn on a map. Why are they there?

Oh, they divide humanity into arbitrarily large-or-small subsections.

Oops, I was accidentally born inside one of these sets of lines. that means I belong to them now. Oops. I should get real riled up whenever someone gets upset at my imaginary fucking lines. That's called patriotism. It's a virtue.

These lines change every time there's a war or an argument over territory. They're about as permanent as the fucking steam rising from my coffee. Oh well, I'll still get real riled up over them, and try to make sure all the people inside my imaginary lines live better and think of themselves as better than all the other people in all the other imaginary lines, because Schadenfreude for entire populations is way more productive than looking out for the interests of humankind at large.

I know, let's all get really attached to these lines, establish cultures inside of them, and then pretend that the cultures which resulted from the prison of the imaginary lines are better in some places than in others.

While I'm at it I'll inherit my ancestors' coping-with-death stories, called "religion" and pretend my religion is better than all the other coping-with-death stories made up in other places. WOO TEAM.

NOW GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GONNA

>IMPLY

MY IMAGINARY LINES ARE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE"S

ON a COOKING BOARD

This is why smart people hate this planet and want to kill themselves. Good going, dumbasses.