/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>in high school
>get first gf
>she black
>her whole family black
>from the swamp
>go to family reunion with her
>only white person there
>they love me
>get trashed with her country ass uncle
>he calls me his nigga
>tells me how he hates other blacks
>help the guys kill a pig
>string it up and have to hold it still while they slit his throat
>help cut up meat and cook
>we make pork chops and boudin and roast and cracklins on the spot
>grow to hate her but continue relationship another few months solely bc of her fat ass and cooking

I prefer to taste the meat - not the heat