/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>you have a pussy ass stomach sir

>>15362055
>why yes, i have plenty of experience with hot sauce!! how could you tell!?

>>15356907
>Why yes I would like to order the Grim Creeper, how could you tell?

>Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perchance care to partake in my hot sauce collection?

>Why yes I do collect hot sauces! What gave it away?

>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. This applies to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change these facts. It cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>Would you care to see my hot sauce collection?

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

ERMAHGAWD HAWT SOYCE!

>DID SOMEBODY SAY HOT SAUCE?!

>Step 1, make your own hot sauce

>>15050833
>french press

>>15019306
>coconut oil

>>14949708
>I love spicy food and put hot sauce on everything

Would you care to see my vast array of hot sauces and Paqui chips, good sir?

>>14948194

>>14948161
>steak

>Can you take the 7 DEADLY sips?