/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Miller High Life

>>18826553

>>16701399
>t.

>>16692383
why yes, I do enjoy rubbery tasteless shit. how could you tell?

>Hot sauces are fine. Stop making arbitrary rules for eating.

did somebody say... hot sauce!?

>i can probably go up to pure Capsaician. how can you call yourself a man if you can't handle a little owwie wowwie in your mouth :(
>im serious

>Simple, elegant, timeless, gold standard of hot sauces. No meme e-celeb garbage can compete.

>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

did somebody say BACON!?

>lacto fermentation

>>15935963
>t.

>Would you care to see my vast array of hot sauces, good sir?

>>15857825
why yes, I do enjoy edible cannabis products! how could you tell!?

>hot sauce?

>>15837613
>why yes, I do enjoy artificially flavored neutral spirit, how could you tell!?

>*ahem*

>You don't have baby tastebuds, do you?

>>15683792
>pic related

>Hot Ones

>oooof, those scollevillerinos are really burning my heckin' moutharoni! gonna leave the ol' pie hole open for a bit to cool down. now THAT is a hot sauce - definitely adding this one to my collection!

>1. literally not even hot, at least in the traditional pepper sense. burns lips more than anything.
>2. yes i enjoy it. the flavor is amazing and anyone who says otherwise is on HRT or preparing it wrong.
>3. why buy spicy shit if you don't like spicy shit
>4. by your third pack your tolerance will have doubled, keep eating
>5. fuck you for viral marketing this i just ran out and can't get to the oriental market in this snow for more

>Would you care to see my vast array of hot sauces?

>Hot Ones