/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19773596
>All Ramsey does is balanced food
>proceeds to pour cream into the scrambled eggs

>>19479199
That sandwich is so black it's going to steal tips, not earn them.

I see dad finally returned home with the milk now, it's pecorino.

What exactly on the score marks on the top for? It couldn't have done much yet.

>>19166856
Next time you throw a fit, we're closing down and locking the coolers. Hopefully you're sober enough to remember you can disassemble the fucking thing so no one can actually be locked in and frozen, but go ahead and have a childish tantrum underneath the condenser you shitlord.

>>17521465
>take my little sister to a fancy restaurant to celebrate her high school graduation
>we arrive, waiter comes to greet us
>tells us the place is packed and we have to wait for a table
>no biggie
>about 15 mins later he comes back and says he's got a spot for us
>shows us to our table and starts chatting with us as we discuss the best options in the menu
>suddenly my sister pokes me in the arm
>"anon, i think we forgot the debit card on the kitchen counter..."
>i check my wallet
>it's true
>however I still have $50 in cash
>tell my sister not to panic as I call the waiter
>decide that i did not come to the other side of town and wait 15 mins for a table just to leave with an empty stomach
>waiter asks what our order will be
>"we'll have two slices of pudding, thanks"
>literally the cheapest item in the menu
>we eat our pudding, pay the bill and leave
>but not before the fucking waiter ask if "that's really all we're having"

I considered explaining the situation to him, but refusing to elaborate is always the correct course of action.

>>16998556
>almost no Pizzas are flatbreads. when was the last time you had a Pizza that was unleavened?
Flatbread doesn't mean unleavened you fucking weapon, it means flat bread.

>>13597144
> What is that?
> Bun-Bo-Hue-46.jpg
>>13597149
Isn't it only 7AM in Hong Kong?

>Deliberately splitting sauces

>>13187729
SEASON IT BEAUTIFULLY!

It's fucking raw.

>>12940432

FUCK ME! You're lucky I confused it for risotto that went wrong. We've tried that shit with kokuho rice in desperate fits trying to make our fried risotto balls and decided it wasn't worth the quality drop.

>>12203652
Jannies obviously deep fry their hotpockets and eat them with cum dressing.

>>12048826
I was just being as asshole. I'm sorry if he's not Knorr Ramsey The 2nd or whatever.

>>11812437

>>11306351
>I microwaved it 4 times which means about 45 mins

>>9463864
he can afford it though

>>9439569
For what purpose

>>9162553
right across the belly