/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15652181
I can't explain it but your post gave me a striking vision of a /ck/ coffee monastery/cult that attaches coffee brewing to some random religious principles.
It'd be located somewhere like Texas, where there's a lot of religious freedom and good climate for outdoor coffee roasting and grinding. You'll have an incredible relationship with the local farmers as farmers fucking love coffee.
You'll eventually become the figurehead of it, and give the following quotes in your Vice interview
>"sometimes you get to brew, sometimes grind, sometimes you get to roast, and sometimes you get to air out the smoke or sweep up the chaff... It's a lot like life if you think about it"
>"I'm aware of the cult accusations, but where can you go in life that isn't a cult anymore? We brew coffee as a cult, Twitter cancels people as a cult, Congress Republicans act supremely ineffectively as a cult"
>"I really wish you could've met TimAnon during your visit, but he's currently in caffisolation for another week. It's very similar to traditional isolation in monasteries but he roasts, grinds, brews, and drinks a cup of our famous diesel brew every hour for 10 hours every day"