/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17435885
but the extra toasty cheeze-it'z in a regular pack were always the best ones
they're giving people what they want stop being a faggot

>>16922602
you realize eating one specific vegetable doesn't automatically constitute healthy eating right? if you want em eating healthy anon, buy a juicer, put a variety of greens n veggies in that shit with some ginger and such, and call it "dinosaur juice". he'll chug that shit down like a motherfucker and it'll be way healthier for him than just eating green little mushy balls.

source: was a little shit who wouldn't eat his greens once, dad did the same thing as above, grew up healthy as a horse

>>16354600
no just drink less soda
moderation is the key

>>15929793
It's fucking coffee, are you mentally ill, why are you paying hundreds for fucking coffee?

>>15555478
I use regular plates for meals, paper plates for sandwiches, or snacks. Ain't nobody trying to do all them dishes.

>>14471019
it is a scam but as an agoraphobe I don't mind overpaying

>>14417612
We don't. You think people complained about eating their greens in the past? Jewish fat cats in charge massive foodstuff corporations (you know the ones) have deliberately orchestrated the meteoric rise of obesity in the West by injecting literal garbage with all kinds of chemicals that condition your brain to prefer unhealthy crap over nutritious fruit and veg.

Less evolved races (darker skin=darker mind) eat hot sauce on everything because it reminds them of the taste of insects which they ate for thousands of years before becoming semi-civilized

>>13226363
cut a thin slice off the top of the steak where the fly walked on. You only lose 1% of the meat instead of 100% of it

>>13150224
Putting condiments on the food before trying it means you don't have any belief in your hosts ability to provide you with a satisfying meal. It's insulting and rude.

If you put the ketchup on the food after you've tasted it, I respect you and value your opinion on my cooking.

If you put condiments on the food before you've tried it, I hate you and want you to die.

Autistic people are often fussy eaters, they can't deal with novel tastes or textures and usually latch on to a familiar and non-threatening food during childhood. Nuggies and tendies fill the bill pretty well, uniform, presented undamaged and easy to eat, they can't get enough of them.

Is cooking unmanly?

Is the ketogenic diet going to give me a heart attack?

>>5623255
>>5623280
>not enjoying any cut pizza
>not knowing the joy of eating a pizza with no crust and then eat part with crust

Anything served with a side of pickles or fries is heaven-tier food.

Prove me wrong.