/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8422043
What the shit anon.

Tasty ? This looks tasty to you ?

This looks like somebody used gruel instead of rice, random ingredients as filling, sort of like an abomination between bibimbap and sushi. Even the piece of carrot in the middle is trying to escape this mess, to save its life from the horror that is being part of this disgraceful display. From the color and visquosity, it also looks like the person that gnashed all of that together sacrified some old salmon and elbow-pressed the roll in order to achieve every different types of shapes in a single roll.

If somebody can't even make the rice right it does not bode well for basic treatment of the fish to prevent parasite infection. Chances are the sad fucks that got chosen to eat that had to spent a good few days on the loo afterwards.

Too much water can kill you.

Drinking tap depends on your location. I live in New York City, and we have some of the best tap in the fucking world. So yea, it's fine for me and I grew up drinking tap. I still drink tap all the fucking time.

My government does put stuff in our water, but it's perfectly fine. It's treated with fluoride (proven teeth benefits), chlorine (kill bacteria, the amount isn't enough to have any effect on humans), and orthophosphate to prevent lead from from pipes from contaminating it.

I'm drinking tap right now.

I make about 130k/yr owning a small business. I have a one bedroom apartment. Constantly have to throw cash back into the business to keep it rolling, and it makes enough that I can't just walk away, but not enough that I can get ahead. The real value comes into play 20 years from now when everything is paid off and I can sell the fucker, retire, and live this same lifestyle, except I can finally do it sitting down.

Be careful what you wish for kids... You'll find yourself in the other side of the table from whiney ass kids that mismanage their money and blame it on you, the person paying that money, because they can only afford one quarter bag instead of two, and they have plenty of time to enjoy it while you cover for their lazy asses.

Foods that /ck/ tricked you into trying

I'll start
>Sriracha
>Liquid smoke
>In and Out
>chili dogs
>smores
>Blue Bell icecream
>Takis
>Okios greek yogurt
>bone-in broth
>astronaut icecream
>nutella
>Miss Vickies crisps
>soy milk
>roobios tea
>black coffee
>IPA beer
>meatball sandwich
>kimchi
>sauceless hot wings
>kombucha
>whole fish
>almond milk
>whole lobster
>Payday candy bar
>smarties
>milk tea
>bubble tea
>Taco Bell
>pretzel buns on burgers
>brisket BBQ
>pink lady apples
>farmer's market honey
>cowboy chili
>Indian food
>Kinder chocolates
>milk bones
>pumpkin seeds
>white truffle oil
>scrambled eggs with cream fraiche
>Kashi cereal

Never again.

>food gore

>>6396757
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