/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18798840

>>18752655

>>18720011
you'd rather buy a taquito log that has been on a roller for 12 hours than a freshly made hoagie?

>>18532894
If he thinks thats a healthy alternative imagine what he normally eats

>>18543362
>mcrib
>pork

I hate how zoomers try to make shit from like, 2016, into nostalgia-bait.

just tried the taco bell "mexican pizza" for the first time and it taste like shit. def not worth the money.

>>18344121
>milk chocolate
are you a child?

>>18220421

>>18166406
>avocado-toast-bar at an airport lounge

>be me
>visit female friend recently relocated because of a promotion in her new city
>amazing night of drinking and hot sex
>wake up
>"where should we have breakfast anon"
>recommend diner/local greasy spoon
>she suggests Denny's
>I suggest looking up literally anything not named Denny's, IHOP, or Waffle House on Lougle

>>18041190
>"classy" presentation
>aerosol cream
yeah, no thanks

>>17996422
hope this is bait

>at bar last night, its very busy
>it is around midnight, me and a buddy just walked in and go to get drinks
>a man has just vomited over both the bar and the floor
>bouncer takes him away
>there is a big open area around the vomit where people will not stand for obvious reasons
>fellow alcoholics will know when a place is busy, a big empty space at the bar will be prime real estate for people seeking to be served
>my buddy and i are both standing near this space but are aware of the vomit and keeping a safe distance
>on the other side of the vomit void, a man in his late 40s / early 50s is stood, he appears to be alone and is probably one of these sad old men who goes to bars and pubs just to drink and be miserable.
>for context they are quite common in the UK where this is taking place, me and my pals call them 'pub mateys'
>this man is the star of my story, and will henceforth be refered to as pub matey
>we have to tell several people who go and stand in the vomit, and lean on the vomit on the bar that they are now covered in vomit and should move
>this is where this story takes a culinary turn
>one man stands and leans in the vomit and his friend finds it hilarious
>the laughing friend then goes on to prompt me to "eat the sick and i'll buy ya 10 drinks"
>i have my dignity and immediately decline his offer, it will take a lot more than 10 drinks to make me consume another man's vomit
>apparently not everyone shares my opinions on vomit eating
>as soon as i say no, the pub matey on the other side of the vomit void acts
>with an extreme speed, like he was scared someone else would take up the offer of 10 drinks, he graps a pinch of the vomit and stuffs it in his mouth
>everyone who witnessed it is speechless, and staring at the pub matey, its like no one can comprehend what we've seen
>the pub matey turns to the man offering 10 drinks with his arms spread out wide and asks for his drinks
>the man who offered the drinks says no

Asians, especially Chinese, are hyper obsessed with form over function. A thousand Chinese workers will gladly jump into a boiling vat of aluminium if the "elder" CEO of the company told them to.

Imagine not being French, Italian, Spanish, Greek, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Thai or Indian and thinking you know a damn thing about food. KEK. Sit the fuck down, maybe in the next life.

>>17482562
frogposting is our god given right

>>17433001
>Like seriously
>mid-aughts
>least hipster thing I've ever seen in my life

>>17427837
>He doesn't make all his sandwich ingredients from scratch
Unironically learn to cook.

>>17386382
>reddit spacing
>jacking off over nip food
>calling someone a fag

>falseflag anon is going to think his shitposting is the birth of an epic new meme and every townshends thread on /ck/ is going to have his autistic ramblings that neither make sense or are funny in any way

>>17294730
>white rice
>miso soup
>fish in soy sauce
This is literally lunch food. fuck japanese food

>>17185607
>£

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