/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12950582
>go to the store you always do groceries in
>some fat guy with just a drink or whatever behind me in the line
>let him in front of me, because I have more groceries
>he's very thankful
>turns out he's the new security guard
>day 2, he doesnt even bother to look at me coz he knows i'm legit
>start snatching stuff from the store for around a month
>day 32, a new security guard
>mfw

>>12488151
God fuck the oil that is dripping down on the ones below. I seriously unironically have more empathy towards the suffering of those getting cooked alive than I have towards chinks dying in a bizarre way that is then captures by some security cam and uploaded online.

>>11968919
Ahh I remember when I used to be a loser like you. Can’t believe I passed the bar while you were being a loser. So let me tell you something funny. I’m the first attorney in my family. But somehow all these clowns are doctors and surgeons. But the moral of the story is you weigh more than 170. Thus you’re a fat fuck. Let me help you anon. Gargle my cock. Open wideeeeee

>>11949032
>women
>knowing a lick about actual liquor

>>11925345
>Italian food
>tomotoes, wheat, and garlic
Welp, I think that covers 90%of it.

Italian American food.