/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19152403
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PUT CHEESE ON TORTILLA
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS

>>17525220
what's in who?

>>17467773
Yes, but the new designs are worse

>>17097236
>PUT
>CHEESE
>ON
>TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE
>FOR
>30
>SECONDS

>>15902640

Every author acts like everyone has their kitchen packed to the ceiling with the most obscure fucking ingredients on the planet

"Ah yes, zis récepie requirés freshly picked green chives from your 'ome grown garden, and jüst a pinch of orange zest, for ze déssert-uh, and some 95% dark cho-coh-lete, and don't forget ze w'ipped cream and marméládé, c'est genial!"

And you're standing over there with your fucking potatoes, and maybe some onions, and paprika, some hot dogs, there's no orange no chives no fucking 95% chocolate, it's midnight, every shop is closed, like fuck you lady. Fuck you with your fucking fancy ingredients and your shitty recipes no human is able to fucking follow.
GOD I FUCKING HATE COOKBOOKS

>>15388235
I MEANT FRENCH YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>15388150

>>15383146
youre a glass of shit fuck you!!!!!!!!!

Or just get the bulk of your calories through nutrient dense foods (Which includes meat) and get plenty of calories.

Fructose and carbs aren't dangerous unless you have a family history of diabeetus, it just so happens that most fructose and carbs heavy foods besides fruit are devoid of micro-nutrients

>>13824002
>know how to cook
>cook really well
>love to do it
>broke up with gf
>other life shit happened that completely broke me
>lost many friends because i fuck anyone i can and this pisses people off
>got a new place
>in the past six months haven't cooked even once at home
>entire diet consists of peanuts, chips, pickles, sausages, precooked meatballs, mustard, mayo, cheap strong beer, cigarettes, orange juice, chocolate milk and grape juice
>only time i cooked in recent memory was when a family from church invited me over
>i made shakshuka
>they loved it
>because of chinkvirus panic bought a lot of sardines, rice, potatoes, pork tails and whole chickens i put in the freezer
>will most likely never eat what i bought
>still go to the store every day for alcohol
Also i piss in my kitchen sink and recently shat on the floor, maybe two weeks ago, still haven't cleaned up, still don't remember shitting, just woke up with a crusty asshole and shit in the corner.
I hate my life.

>>13269196
alright i worded it wrong, fucking give me a break i have a fucking nut infection or something, it's fucking painful as fuck.

>>12684794
Because no one wants to argue with a mental person so they samefag on forums to stimulate themselves. Sad really

I once stuffed a chicken breast with the filling of an apple pie whose crust had gone moldy.

>>11556050
>you don't need to drink water, you can get it from drinks
If you do any amount of physical activity, you need water. If you're an office pleb then I'm sure chugging cola can keep you hydrated enough that your muscles don't lock up, but not everyone hates themselves enough to drink 2 liters of Pissy cola.
Please post your daily intake of food and liquid, Captain Soup.

why do normies think the pinnacle of cooking is steaks? everyone I've met who brags about cooking steaks sucks complete ass at making literally anything else

>>11271296
>>11271323
>>11271415
What the fuck, are you guys mentally disabled?